T-82 SUMMER MICHIGAN DAILY TUESDAY, JULY 22, 1930 A urw A Hum Published every morning except Mondsiy uring the University Summer Session by e Board in Control of Student Publications. The Associated Press is exclusively en- tied tothe use for republication of all news ispatches credited to it or not otherwise redited in this paper and the local news ublished herein. Entered at the Ann Arbor, Michigan, ostoffice as second class matter. Subscription by carrier, $i.5o; by mail, 2.00. Ofices: Press Building, Maynard Street, nn Arbor, Michigan. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 4925 MANAGING EDITOR GURNEY WILLIAMS Editorial Director .........Howard F. Shout City E~ditor ...........Harold Warren Jr. Womxen's Editor ........Dorothy Ragee Music and Drama Editor... William J Gorman Books Editor........ Russell E. McCracken Sports Editor................ Morris Targer Night Editors Denton Kunze Howard F. Shout Powers Moulton Harold Warren, Jr. Dqrothy Adams Helen Carrm Bruce Manley Assistants Cornelius H. Bertha Sher M. Beukema Clayman Quraishi BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 21214 BUSINESS MANAGER GEORGE A. SPATER Assistant Business Managers William R. Worboys Harry S. Benjamin Circulation Manager .........Bernard Larson Secretary...............Ann W. Verner Asistants Joyce Davidson Dorothy Dunlap Lelia M. Kidd Night Editor-Howard F. Shout TUESDAY, JULY 22, 1930 HEALTH IN COLLEGES Parents of other days were wont to send their sons to college with much paternal advice on "what every young man should know" and with a complete medical kit from gauze to salts. They worried about the health of the boys, but in those times there was good reason for worry. Very insufficient provision was made at the schools for the physical care of the students; mental and spiritual training was furnished in abundance, almost over-abundance, but the rest was not considered the business of an institution of learning. Hence, it was all too frequent that college students were recognizable for their pale, weak appearances. However, the fathers and mothers of today need have no such anxie- ties. Not only have conditions of health all over the country been materially bettered, but also, every college and university has installed a service of some kind by which the injuries and illnesses of the campus populations are cared for. Recently the officials in charge of the University health service gave fgures showing that the general health of the student body, by com- paring the records of freshmen with those of seniors, was markedly better at the time of graduation han at the time of matriculation in the university. The examiners tated that forty per cent of the tudent body showed better health 'ecords by the thne they reached heir senior year, that fifty-six per- ent were in approximately the ame physical condition, and that only six per cent were worse off Lhbn when they entered. consider- ing the "sedentary lives led by most D$ the students, it will be seen that ese figures represent a high aver- ge in good health as compared to he general population during the ame years of life. The University, however, has not een satisfied with this efficient nedical organization. The admini- tration has realized that physical Uls are only a part of the troubles hat beset the undergraduate. Con- equently, it has been announced hat a "mental health clinic" is to e established where the emotion- l and spiritual problems of the students will be looked after. Be- inning with the fall term, it is inderstood that three full-time >hysicians and psychiatrists will be n charge of this work. With the elp of questionnaires interviews, nd examinations, these men will ttempt to assist the men and women of the University to apply .11 their energies and abilities to he business and enjoyment of ob- aining an education, to keep their hinds free from the oftentimes rivial worries that district them gom regular and healthful living, nd finally to furnish them with al lac where they may be certain to nd a sympathetic hearing forl Wer problems.e All these progressive activitiesf uguer well for the future life of! he institution. They mark a keen %terest in the needs of the stu- ents, and a recognition of the fact8 iat the life of the University is nrwide ^nCh, allhniT ofits; Campus Opinion Contributors are asked to b,. briet, confining themselves to less than too words if possible. Anonymous com- munications will be disregarded. The names of communicants wii dhowever he regarded as confidential, upon re iuest. Letters published should not be construed as expressing the editor asl pinion,f Ttu. U)Nily YELLOW DAILY To the Editor. Discovered at last. It was in- evitable that the truth, that pris- tine undefiled weapon of right- eousness, should eventually out. Now it can be known in no un- certain terms that the Engineers are devoid of any of those finer sensibilities so fortuitously acquir- ed in that mart of delicacy and finesse, the Lit School. It was but meet and fitting that apropos of a particularlyflagrant violation of the aesthetic gentility, that a discriminating neophyte of this abode of culture and refine- ment should divulge to an unsus- pecting world the saddening as- pects of this sensational expose. The facts (and his word is un- impeachable) are damning and conclusive. Not content with con- fining their crude activities to their monstrous mechanisms, they had the audacity, arrogance, inso- lence and what not to direct "bold" stares at a heat harassed woman student seeking relief and solitude on a bench some thirty feet dis- tant. Albeit, her spouse and pro- tector, perchance the author of the expose, was seated with her and he needed not the confirmation of her woman's intuituion to detect that those "bold" stares were not the amorous and admiring glances that unwedded women students endure so sweetly but gazes of men who cherish not the flower of ,womanhood. Very poignantly he relates how in the midst of this excruciating scene he left and on his return "was the recipient of the astound- ing news that not only had the language.. . . been coarse but had transcended all bounds of de- cency......had been to or about my wife." These are the simple facts of the case and as I persue them in the Daily I was saddened and vexed at the shortcomings of our fellow engineers. I became still more vexed when I found out that I was a member of the perfidious crew that had so sorely marred the se- renity of that beautiful summer's day. Alas, and alack. I must confess I became exceedingly irate. Was I becoming senile? How could I stand in the midst of a group of men conducting a carefully plan- ned test that required constant care and vigilance under the per- sonal supervision of a professor and not be aware that coarse lan- guage was being directed to the "lady of the bench", the same one upon whose presence we had all remarked because of the rarity of femininity frequenting that par- ticular quarter? Toall my queries to my associ- ates I received the same irascible replies. "It hadn't happened." "He flatters himself." "Hooey." "Ga ga." Some were more violent. But be that as it may. We would not for all the treasure of the uni- verse even contemplate casting as- persions on the word of our kind critic. Yet the receipient of this fearful abuse returned again this afternoon to the scene of the crime. However, it behooves me to sug- gest to the editor that with the addition of some idiotic cartoons and the continuance of such assin- ine letters as the expose of Sat- urday, the Daily can be assured of a definite place among the yellow tabloids of the day. J. L. M. Eng '30. -On behalf of that particular class of Mechanical Engineers not Civil. - THREE ANSWERS To the Editor- In reply to J. W. S. (article of July 19). The article in last Saturday's Daily was a direct, intention insult to the Engineering class and as such cannot pass unanswered. In the first place, J. W. S., by his statements, has shown himself to be an extremely egotistical person who considers himself far above hoi polloi of Michigan. In the second place, no engineer would think of insulting a woman. His fabricated story is amazing. In the third place, the Senior Engineering benches are there for engineers as the Lits well know and any transgression of our rights in this respect, is justly resented. It is astounding that a mere Lit student would dare to bring such a charge. The conclusion is that he is a Law student ashamed of his class: which is only natural. SIC AND DRAM FACULTY CONCERT Louise Cuyler, violinist, a n d Maude Okkelberg, pianist, both of. the faculty of the School of Music, will offer a program tonight in Hill Auditorium at the third con-. cert in the faculty series. The gen- eral public is, as usual, invited and 'requested to be seated on time. Miss Cuyler has just completed her first year as a member of the faculty but has appeared many times before critical audiences. She is a graduate of the Eastman School of Music of the University of Rochester. Mrs. Okkelberg's artistry is well known to Ann Arbor audiences, 14er appearances here with orches- Ira and in recital having been numerous. Miss Cuyler and Mrs. Okkelberg appeared together in several radio concerts during the regular school year. Their pro- gram tonight follows: Sonata, Op. 24 for Violin and Piano Beethoven Allegro Adagio Scherzo Rondo Mrs. Okkelberg and Miss Cuyler. vuiirrarriiirirmriirarai i TOSTED ROLL SIC TRANSIT GLORIA TUESDAY Fi . AP Editor, Rolls Column, Right on the front page of The Daily for July 18 I saw this: "Pro- fessor Wallace's reading was dra- matic: that is, he relied largely on the force of cumulation, the realiz- ation of crises through rhythms of dynamic intensity. His firm sonor- ous voice, sensitive feeling for rhythm and perfect articulation were finely suited to his simplifica- tion of the reader's task. He had in his voice that other requisite of the good reader: a continual unartifi- cial tenseness, stimulating the imagination to supply for itself the resources for spectacle that produc- tion gives." Wot the hell? (The hell is not theI columnists' word) Was it cumula- tion, realization, simplification, ar- ticulation, or imagination did the job? Benzene Now look here, Benzene, we ap- preciate your co-operation in help- ing us get out the column on a hot day, but next time, please be more considerate and pick out something less formidable to com- 0 1 An Invitation to Scotland :': Make a point of visiting Scotland firstwhen next youcrosstoEurope -few places in the world are more worth seeing. Scotland is a land whose history is a romance and whose romances are history; Scottish scenery is impressive in its grandeur. The London Midland and Scottish Railway will take you to all that is best in Scotland -to Edinburgh, to Stirling, to the Trossachs and to the Scottish lochs, with the speed and the comfort for which L M S travel is famous. Illustrated pamphlets from T. R. Dster (Dept. ), London MidIa"a and Scottisk Railway of Great Britain, 200 Fifth A aen, Ne York. Or from any L M S agens, Thos. Cook & Son, or American Express Inc. L M Tn- ment upon than one of the music Tambourin Rameau-God- or drama reviews. It's enough of a owsky Der Lindenbaum Schubert- strain these days to read the re- rList hviews let alone understand them. SoireeL e Vienne No. 3 Schu- And another thing, Benzene, we bireeert-isztsuspect you of being just another bertud kbone of those oily Play Production Maud O kkelberg people trying to be transparent and Andante (Symphonie E s p a g- at the same time subtly to stir up nole Lab a typographical volcano. Come now, AubadenProvinciale Couperin-; surely it's no crime for our critic to accuse Mr. Wallace in words of RondoreislerBoccherini-Willekemore than three syllables of things that he may possibly have done. Louise Cuyler After all, it's the little things that count, no such jaw-breakers as cu- THE GUARDSMAN mulation, or articulation. The Actor and the Actress had We read that article ourselves been married six months. It was just as you did and came to the May. They were in a gay Con- conclusion that the reviewer really tinental Capital. A young married I did mean what he said when he couple in a gay Continental Cap- said he liked the man's work. After ital in May. all, you know, there is an incurable Yet there seemed to be trouble. urge in the blood of all critics to The Actor ruminated: She plays say things as obscurely as possible. Chopin at twilight, rises from They do this so as to avoid all con- the piano and stares lonesomely fusion which might arise concern- out the window. That's painfully ing their exact meaning. The meth- significant. Such mournful Chop- od is simplicity. You avoid confu- in too-lonesome, morbid, feverish. sion by obscurity. It's maddening. Perils lurk in the Take our column, for example. disposition of that troublesome It's simplicity personified. (And beauty: even though she is my wife how-EDITOR). The fact is we've and it's May. Has she grown tired tried to induce the Music and of me? Has she been unfaithful Drama columnist to adopt our style to me? Would she be if there as a sort of interesting variant, were an handsome opportunity? but so far, he clings to the imper- Is that what that Chopin means? sonal. However, his heart may soft- Suddenly struck with an intui- en some day, although as he has tion that satisfied him, the Actor so often described his vital proc- continued to ruminate, only a bit esses-they're pretty hard. more joyfully: I have it. I'm a We regret to announce that the great actor. I can do it. I'll im- fourth Whoofle brother was taken personate someone and test my seriously ill with pleural pneumonia wife, make love to her. .. last Sunday during the heat wave s I UIIIlIlIlIIIIN1111111i 1N11ItIIIli ilililiiiU 11t11111H1llI IIlIINIU IIIll ll - - - - r - DINING ROOM SERVICE - 1- CAF E TE RIA a nd S oda F oun tain r - .w --- Yi LONDON MIDLAND AND SCOTTISH RAILwAY OF GREAT BRITAIN 1"Enter Europe through Glasgow" WARM. 0 0 0 The actor announces that he must leave his wife for a few days. This done he appears to her in disguise. Appears to her in the ante-room of her box at the opera in all the brilliant splendour of a modest Muscovite warrior. Makes love to her as only a Russian guardsman can. The Actress bick- ers with the Muscovate guardsman, teases the Russian warrior, tosses him from happiness to dread with alternate smiles and frowns. The husband Who lurks beneath the guise of the guardsman is worried: What the hell he thinks. But he continues to woo her. He must know. Finally she breaks down. She kisses him. Then the problem for the Actor: Did she yield because she pene- trated the disguise (which makes me a bad actor); Or did she fail to recognise me (leaving me a good actor but a cuckold)? The problem-a tremendous one certainly-is eventually solved. In a continental capital there dwelt a young married couple. It was get- ting along in May. They were hap- py. From the above fable Ferenc Molnar, Hungarian dramatist pop- uiar with the Theatre Guild and American in general, wrote one of his most delightful plays. With that facile sublety in the theatre which has made him one of the most wily of contemporary crafts- man-dramatists, Molnar has made a trivial bit of whimsy the basis for some of his most ingenious situa- tions and most witty writing. The Guardsman is typical Mol- nar: softly wise but not too wise, pleasantly cynical, always divert- ing. The Theatre Guild has been criticised for its steady attachment to this playwright. He is too su- perficial for a weighty organiza- tion the argument runs. Yet his plays have been almost their most popular successes. They have proved brilliant showpieces for the1 and is now pending operation at Mercywood on the Jackson road. As a special concession, Tstch Whoofle, extremely popular mem- ber of the selecter circles of society where his name is often heard on the lips of the Victorians (thus tstch, tstch, tstch) has done today's brief installment for our novel. As is so characteristic of all his writ- ing, one can trace the influence of Gertrude Stein, James Joyce, and the telephone directory throughout, with occasional traces of E d g a r Rice Burroughs and others among the foremost contemporaries. Chapter Four The lady who saw Thursday be- fore last with the Persians against over a lace hoop skirt. The Persians over against the lady Thursday saw before last lace a hoop the lady skirt before the Persians last Thursday saw hoop Persians the lady. Hoop hoops skirt the lady the skirt lady the hoop hoops. Persians the lady before last hoop the skirt lace the lady. Hoop the lady. Persians the skirt the lady hoop lace the before Thursday against. I think possibly yes burbled Joan as she slurped into her Island salad and Rene's eyes sapphoed the room questing. The balerina evanes- chewed a perrigig on slippers lam- bent. The lady Persians against over the Persians the against the lady over. The lady over. Against the Persians. Tomorrow: Probably warmer. From The Brothers Whoofie. Lunt, Lynne Fontane, Dudley Dig- ges, and Helen Westley played in The Guardsman in 1924. But irrespective of the Guild's problem, ,The Guardsman is un- doubtedly a perfect piece to divert the heat. The Repertory Players open with it at the Mendelssohn tomorrow night and continue through Saturday night. 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