THE SUMMER MICHIGAN DAILY '' I OF THE CAMPUS OPINION Ai onymous communi:ations will be disregarded. The names of communi- cants will, however, be regarded as confidential upon request. g except Monday miner Session by Student Publica- of ssociated Press is exclusively en- he use for republication of all news ocredited to it or not otherwise n this paper and the local news pub- lat the Ann Arbor, Mithigan, as second class matter. ption by carrier, $i.so; by mail, Press Building, Maynard Street, r, Michigan. nications, if signed as evidence of , will be published in The Summer the discretion of the Editor. Un- inmunications will receive no con- The signature may be omitted in aif desired by the writer. The Daily does not necessarily endorse rents expressed in the communica- EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 492 ' MANAGING EDITOR NORMAN R. THAL tor...........Robert S.,Mansfield .tor....... ....Manning Houseworthp of' the Editorial Board...,...... f .Frederick K. Sfparrow, Jr.' Editor........ . aron Mead Editor......... Leslie S. Bennetts itor..............Willard B. Crosby itor...........W. Calvin Patterson Assistants T. Barbour Marion Meyer )uBois Catherine Mliller Finsterwald Robert E. Minnich Lardner Kenneth B3. Smith ehtiner Nance Solomon Lehtiner Marion Welles Marcuse Mary L. Zang WHERE, OH WHERE To the Editor: Men! Where are those men of yes- teryear? Where are those models of masculine strength, vigor and culture that made Michigan of ten or twenty years ago a place the very mention of which would thrill a feminine heart from the Atlantic to the Pacific? I have returned to. my Alma Mater aft- er "serving" twelve years on a high school faculty and I am wretchedly disappointed in the Michigan men of today. Ltr SUM ER - EXCURSIONS NUMBER ONE Fishing Yesterday afternoon having been a splendid day for playing golf, we went fishing. We have no other excuse. Some bozo had told us that there were trout to be had in a little stream some thirty miles out, so with our companion whom we shall call Bill for want of a better pseudonym, we set out shortly after noon. BN TELLE Mats. edGlendale 9792 Tuesday, Thursday PLAYHOUSE and Saturday. 5oc-y5c Woodward at Eliot. Eves. 75c-$1.OO Downtown Ticket Office at Grinnell's. FIRST REQUEST PLAY TheBnstele Co. in Louise M. Alcott's Famous Story Uittle Women" Meg, Joe, Beth and Amy Brought to Life on the Stage. 'K Cream of Chicken Soup Our Special $1.09 Sunday I Celery Hearts Queen Waldorf ti Restaurant Strictly Amer can 209 E. Liberty St. Ann Arbor 4 4 CHOICE OF Roast Spring-Chicken---Dressing Fricasse Chicken---Asparagus Tips Fried Spring Chicken, a Mashed Potatoes Coffee Scalloped ( Ice Tea Milk BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 21214 USINESS MANAGhR JOHN W. CONLIN ...... Thomas . Charles .........Kermit ... . .. . . . Frank Olmstead Daugherty K. Klein Schoenfeld kTURDAY, JUNE 27, 1925 t Editor-W. C. PATTERSON -CHICAGO-A STATE ago would like the gods tof hier among the stars; she wants ood. Don't laugh. It is not. norous as it seems. Her pop-j i right now is four times that zona, Nevada, and Wyoming ned. Her mayor has as .many to thandle as the governor in ne of 37 states. But (and still in. that smirk) the reasons for o's statehood are not so startl- the probable results. Should 4tain it, how many other cities follow suit! Detroit, Balti- Philadelphia, New York, at Wet should see ourselves en- a renaissance of the city state.- city* that contains a very large! tion of the population of a state the same boat as Chicago. Its entatiyes in the legislature and from the bulk of the state are in continual bitter conflict. the interests of the city or of the state outside its bound- are thought to be in jeopardy.. aber. the "gas tax" fight atj Lg; and there have been others. o thinks that it would be bet- get a complete divorce than nid this constant domestic nag- She, like other women, longs e expression. She would be the .ce of America, the Venice of Mfichigan, or possibly the Rome ren sand dunes. e are, of course, things to be n the other side. Every public that served outside the city line come under the Interstate Com- commission., Most of the state sities lie outside the cities men- And last but inverse to least, hole project would fail without astitutional amendment. The tion of the state outside would o vote -infavor of the' change II as the population of the city. rmer wilf not be so asinine as ot to boost their tax rate. Chi- we're afraid you'll be disap- d. te the front page of one of the metropolitan newspapers there yesterday morning, 24 stories. 3 number, three were on divorce ad charges, two on murders and r trials, three on shooting three on prohibition raids and charges, and two on holdups; I of 13 out of 24 stories on the t, most sordid, side of life., glad we work on a paper whose forbids publishing such stories. There was once a time when "looks" weren't everything and the college men selected their girt friends for. their intellectual accomplishments and their "ways". But those days, are gone forever. Today the college man wants his "woman" to be "hot looking" and even if she is an intel-, lectual moron she may be quite pro- ficient at "handing a line". These are. not passing observatious, for I live with several "flappers of today" lin one of Michigan's league houses. The courtesy that marked the Mich- igan man of 1905 from any other col- lege man is missing on the campus today. The pleasant smiles that for- ever will make a 'class room more than four walls and a blackboard are not to be found here. If the man has been compelled to attend an eight o'- clock session, you can be certain that he will be scowling as he trudges into the rom ten minutes late. The men- of my day used -to come to class- their countenances shining with the realization that they were prepared to recite. Moremarked than their mein in the classrooms is the- attitude of the male members of our Summer session in the local cafeterias. I confess that I never have seen such boorish man- ners or ungentlemanly conduct on the part of so many. men in one city. For instance, they think nothing of forc- ing their way ahead of a lady who is waiting in line to place her order at the food counter; they utterly disre- gard the presence of women and make it a point to discuss most questionable. subjects especially whey they are within feminine earshot. What is responsible, for this great change that has come over the Men of Michigan? 'Tis a pity they cannot profit by the rightous heritage which is theirs. And we are the unfortun- ate victims of this conduct. We who have attended Michigan when "men were men" and not "mollycoddles" or "lounge lizards" utter our feeble but well meaning protest to the changing ofder of men. I "TEACHER." Arriving, we found the stream to consist of nine tenths grassandoneI tenth water. Undaunted, we jointed our rods, Bill used a fly rod while we # decided in favor of, the more con- servative worms, chiefly because we didn't have a fly rod. The ground ad- joining th s'eam we found to have a tendency to proceed up and down in irregular ranges, all well hidden in level topped grass. "That," said Bill, laying' a nice cast into a weed bed, "should produce re- sults." . It didn't, nor did the next cast nor the next. "Haw," said we, dropping a worm into the water, "Watch us." Our next move was to step jauntily into a vacant space in the sod. Aft- er our leg had sunk in the muck to about knee depth, we decided that the best thing to do was to sit down quite suddenly. We did so. "Oh, did: you fall?" says Bill. "No," says we, nastly-like. "We SAR RICK~ - ____ ~ EFes. - 500 tc _ 1N d. Mat. 50c to 8th Big Week sat. Mat. 50c t The ."iracle Play of America ra ce , .o $2.50 0$1.50 :$2.00 I' _ ________________ ANNE N ICHOLS' "Abie's IrishRose" SEE IT .'reT'h h ' ""s i 'cu " "9 GOOd Used Cars We have a complete stock of good SEATS For This and NOW Next Week. used cars at all prices. We sell LINCOLN RESTAURA EDITORIAL COMMENT NO CARS FOR FRESHMEN (The Detroit News) While American universities have been wondering what, if anything, to do about the automobile, Oxford and Cambridge have taken action. They have decided that motor-cars and motor-bikes are not for freshmen. First-year men must show themselves serious enough to become sophomores before they can indulge in the ex- penditure of petrol, the curious Briti ish word for gas. At Cambridge a special proctor is to be employed whose business will consist in policing the town, watching for violations of the motor rules on the part of students. He is to have assistants, and a secretary, and the motor record of each undergraduate will be on his books. It is reported that the vote of the Cambridge governing body in favor, of the motoring restrict'ions was sur- prisingly large. Why surprising? Is- n't it human nature of a learned pro- fessor who is getting the salary of a janitor, and can't. afford to ride in a motor-care, much less keep one, to resent having to skip out of the way of some siiip whose papa has money enough to buy him a car, and influence enought to get him into Cambridge? The Free Press approves the slim girl because she is easier to row about in a boat. Doesn't it forget the other point-that she doesn't have such a balancing effect on the canoe? Government dry heads are to have their salaries raised. But perhaps they will have their commissions tak- en away. "Fight Develops in 'Phone Case," says a headline.. That irate subscrib- er must have met central. , were merely trying to keep out of the fishes' sight. Who told you you were a fisherman if you didn't even know that ?" And so it went. At last we reached a pool which looked good. "I'll take it first," says Bill, be- ginning to whip his rod back and forth. "Oh, will you?" says we, tossing a worin intothe current. "Yes,"' says Bill, rather meanly. "The fly fisherman should always work a pool first. Whadya know about fishing, anyway?" We subsided for a moment, but kept our line in for all that. In a little while we felt our line siezed violent- ly. We tugged, and out flopped a minnow. "Put it back," suggests Bill. "Shut yur head," says we, "Don't tell me to shut my head," threats Bill. "'wan," we sneers. Then we came home, after an aft- ernoon of pleasant angling by the murmuring brook as the poets say, but if we ever catch any of them saying it, we'll crown 'em. To Our Readers Belit known to all and sundry that we, Tamam, will particularly welcome communications from you one and all. None others need apply. You will find by reading this column regularly that contributions need not be hum- orous. Off course, if they are too serious, we wil Iturn them over to fellow Op., better known as Campus Opinion. This is unethical, but none the less ardent. Help , Assistant Succor Aid. * * * Food is like classes-three bolts and you're gone. *, * * Animal Story Boree, son of Klaxon, first saw the world thru two eyes which tho lit- tle, yet gave promise of the prowess that would probably be his in time to come. Boree's mother, whom you no doubt have heard thru the pages of the oth- er of my "animal" books, such as "Klaxon to the Jlescue" needs no in- troduction. Suffice it to say, she was a true child of the North. Boree suddenly, like a cat, felinely leapt to his .feet, stretched his mag- nificient body to nadir and zenith, arched hi beautiful back, and opened his mouth, exposing his teeth, set like pearls in a cavern of red. Boree was yawning. Borees' eyes suddenly narrowed. Underneath a fallen leaf he saw Tit- ipi, the field mouse. Boree crouch- ed. Boree sprang. Boree pounced. Then thru the resounding green- wood rang a long scream of triumph, and Maxine the lioness crept, with her tail down, to her lair. Boree had made a kill! Unfortunately the scream hurt lit- tle Boree's tender throat and he fell down groveling in the dust. He died. * * -Beezlebub. * *s No, Adonis, people don't go on the Union tower to skylark. 212 E. HURON STREET OPEN'ALL NIGHT OUR SPECIAL for LUNCH this noon. 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