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Un- rnmunications will receive no con- 'T seinaturtmay be omitted in aif ""desired by the writer. The )aily does not n cessariy endorse ents expressed i the communica- DITORIAL STAFF 'leplaones 2414 and 176-M MA\NAGING EDITOR HOWARD A. DONAJIUE .Waii......a.... md JStoneman ors ,.Idwvard J. lliggins Robert Ramsay. Editor.........losale L. Fregei ...Paul IL. Einstein Assistants avis Ada Phelps Ue$des Asdrew E. Propper taper Regina Recihnmu ~litts Margaret Stuart oran Lucy Tollurst BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER, BEAUMONT PARKS Iiel M. RockwelI .,D, L. Pierce 1.A1.'S. Mrton .John C. Raskin Assistants Bartholomew George Stacke NDAY, JULY 15, 192 itor-ROBRT G. RAMSAY A STERD AY By SMYTiE Br'itain rem tbes Britain, is worried and En- n for another fine run of com- armament building. Premier has just proposed a great n of British air-forces and the program provides for even expansion. The French gov- has put into effect a two pow- ard very much like the policy ritain maintiined at sea be- war. ,An1 the English do not be enjoyinIg this taste of their licine.. rench air budget has been in- so that 'Ve sum available to aboUt $60,000,600 and the' army will have 200 ormore Is of about 10 aeroplanes each service in one- or two years. ahassing thing to the British if Britain began building an against the French, the latter ,ke this as a threat and make t of their start to keep ahead rival. ke is on those of us who be- ,t the late war, was a war to ,or a war to make the wrld democracy. As time lends )rspective, *;he status of the orld war changes consider- G ceases to be a. great war; a war, and the fundamentals national relations do not have changed in the least. audreds of years 'British sea las commanded all the, seas Fran e in Jeash, wthilethe of a great army prevented ch form any attempt to riv- ritish navy. In the future it pobable that sea power might the air., Slps Will be' usd is fuel stations for the great es. lconfidence in the future of er does not seam to be mis- rwenty-fiv'e soldiers and their be carried in a single plane. usand planes could land in erritory all the force neces- an immediate and 'over- g attack. A hundred planes pply an army no matter how nay operate from its base. r planes. equipped with bombs rrorize the population behind s, destroy munitions plants, ehouses. There probably is eapon used during the recen . L will be effective in the next armacy Catalogues Out ete catalogues of the College Bacy are now out of the press 'be obtained in the office of etary 4nd, in the- College of Ilyr forme was fyne, her face dyvyne, But Ygnatz now culde see, That whenne he tooke ye holy vowes, Ne'er more wulde he be free. No more ye gooe olde tymes and gaye, No more ye drunks and stewes, No more ye nyghte long wulde he laye, All soused to drowne ye blues. Thys t-oughte sent sent panyc to hys Soule, And filled hys brayn with stryfe. For all his nyghtes he nowe must spendle At home with loving wyfe. Ye colde sweate stoood upon brows; "Ths marriage ys ye bunk!" He cursed and swore, and then solv'd To go on one more drunke. hys re- He dranke a quart of Rock and Rye, A quart of thys and that, he drank; Untille he had- eighte gallons sent Down to hys roomy tanke. He staggered home, hys being gaye, Hys head alle yn a whyrl; ' At three bells sharpe, he'd tayke to wyfe, All Englande's fayrest gyrl. He called hys valet, Launcelot, To gette hys armor brythe; And wyth hys ryveting machyne,, He donned it goode and tyghte. 'He whooped for joye, and slapped hys guests,. Each heartye on hys back, Ant wyth hys club, ye bryde's olde man, He gayve an awful cracke. He swung to ryghte, and 4'wung to left, Ye guests yn terror fled. Ye bryde and dad ran faste awaye. (Ye olde man seeing redde).: "Thys ys ye tyme that y'll rejoyce, No mariage vdwes y'll take. Andl he who mentions 'wfye' to me, Hys heade yn twayn y'll brake!" 'Texas Scalper. In the last analysis many wize and brave men has been found to be chicken-hearted, take for instance marc anthony. CAMPUS OPINION GULLIBLE AMERICA ANM) MILITARISTIC FRANCE Editor, The Summer Michigan Daily: Lately .The Daily has had consid- erable in its columns about France and her relation to Europe.One thing we are apt to forget in our New World gullibility is that European history is madh up of one continuous struggle in which each nation tries to get on todl and stay there. No on will contest the fact that France has been ill used during the late altercation, but after' all it is simply a repayment for her treatment of the Palantinate in 1689, and for helping (with the able assistance of the rest of the continent) to keep Eu- rope in turmoil before and since. France has been on tbp'of the heap so much of the time since the' battle' of Tours that she has come to consider it' her right Her hitory proves her to be incorrigibly imperialistic. If there is one phras which reveals French history it is this "Worship of Glory." She has always enthsiastic- ally followed the iman or party that promised the most glory. Napoleon the Great recognized 'this trait and ,played upon; it. In 1879 Napoleon III promised glory and would have pro-. vided it by hook' or crook had not the -Prussians proved a little more cunning than he. It is a historical fact that Napoleon wanted ,war as much as Bismarck. Had Napoleon Kwon that war, the Great war would have been fought to make the world safe from power mad France. The evidence seems to point out that much of the French love for America was due {to the fact that she thought she had chained to herself a nation with no ambitions in Europe and with illimitable power and wealth (and as illimitable gullibility) who would assist her in the post war strug- gle that she plainly sw was comin.. And now France is hhrt because we refuse to pluck her chestnuts from the fire and back her in her struggle for the hegemony of Europe. Ingratitude? No, It was the iinci nt regime, not Republican France, that helped us during'our Revolution. It helped us simply and solely because it- wanted to replace England at the top of the heap. If there is any gratitude owing it should come from Republican France to us because the debt of the Amercan war hastened the French Revolution. The Directory and the two Napoleons were all hos tile to us. This "Lafayette, we are here" stuff is bunk..If this be treason, make the most of it.b At present there is a sort of poetic justice in the muc maligned ard ridiculed United States holdng the' balance of power. We have never striven for it, yet now we find our- selves occupying the top of the world heap. If, as Mr. Russell says, Eu- ropean civilization is doomed to de- struction in any event, it makes little difference whether it is throttled by German 'militarism, French sensual- ism sand militarism, or Amerian in- dustrial mechanism. If I have said more about France than about Rusia and England it is simply because she is now posing in the role of injured innocence.: If she had sprung full panoplied into exist- ence in 1914 the treatment she receiv ed from the Hun would be" utterly without cause, but cosidering that for centuries she has been most active in sowing the seeds of imperialism, the war is the inevitable consequence. Since we have cooled off after the war some of us are seeing things differ- ently. We still recognize that Ger- many precipitated the war and car- ried it on barbarously, but we cannot exempt the rest of Europe, especially France, Russia, and Ent-land, from a full share in its underlying causes and some part of its immediate causes. L. D. B. The Rhur question i~s bound to end soon if the French continue their ad- vances. It will not be long before they have passed far out of the Ruhr region for they are stretching the limit al- ready. Look over tiie values in the classi- fieds.-Adv. Patroriz i' e b aily advci'tisers. VISIT historic (COR. CHICAGO AND MONRQE PIKES Gyatelvay !o Irish llills CHICKI'N DINNIR : ETC' i 9 . - . :, _ DETROIT UNITED LINES ANN ARBOR. TIME TABLE (Effective July 10, 1923) Limited nd Express Cars to Detroit . -- a:ou .m, 7 :.oom., :oo n.o 9o a.mn. and hourly until y:o pim. Limited Cars to Jackson---:47 a.u., S:1 a.. 12:47 P.,, 2 :47 >.1m., 47: p 7nt,6 A1.7: pm E=:pre:-s. Cars to ackson (Local stops wst of Ann sArbor)--v i: 7 11 a1 every tugo hou-rs until 9: 7 4hm1. local Cars 'to Detroit - -7 :1o7,, 8: u a . aul every two hours ulltil 1 pin. 1a:oo l1. to Ypsilanti 11 ::luo4 1p.11., 1 :1; aim 3ocal Cars to Jackson;-7:;o Q.m1. ('nei~irfinou pmad at Ypsilanti to 11at 'an to Plymou h and 1,1 tin , e Uhe Farmers &Mcha Ics --TWO OFFIZES- 101-105 S. Main St. 330 S. State St I Nickel's Arcade rM .. .. , ,.. ~ S II I A J Hot Walter When You -Want It With an immersion heater 11 SUPERFLU( FACIAL t Removed Perman ELECTROL Electro-Cosne1 224 Nickel'sA F OR SHAVING or anything else " that requires only a small quantity of -hot water an electric immersion heater proves useful. Merely insert the heater in glass, wash bowl or other container. Little time is re- quired for heating to desired temper- ature. 1 $ 7.2z5 Every bathroom needs one WE WISH to announce to the general public that we aie I eeping open this summer. We solicit, your patronage. he, Detroit Edison Company Main at Willam Telephonie TUTLE'S ROOM LUNCH Maynard Street ,: E A -_ _: , T~iL 11) IER cXRV '1 There are others, 01 course. we gtess marc is sufficient, eh Shean? But Mr. All America is re- ceiving and extend- ing favors. So many inquiries come. to us 1917 FORD TOURING, 1921 Eody - - $7 .- . - . 1921 FORD ROADSTER Starter demountables, new pgint, new tires pl around - - - - 1922 ROADSTER, Starter and demountables "U A Low Built, Vurr' Funny Man Hie was built for low comedy of which he fur-nishes quite a lot of the picture. He 's really vurr' funny- this Mr. Nelson. (MIae Tinee in the Ciceago Tribune.) * S * Miss Tinee, who we have heard is not a lady at all, but a man, yessir a real he-man writing this feminy rid- die-do-doo about movie stars, is the lady-man who bids you "good morn- ing" on page 7 in the Trib every morning, whether you, are in good humor or not. Chicago has' had more than one of these dual-sex -personal- ities. Mae has a sense of humor also. She, (or he as the case may be) made up that name "Mae Tinee" out of the word Matinee. Isn't that subtle. Good morning!-\ 1917 OAKLAND TOURING - 7 -. - -:.; :. every day to sug- gest some~ token in- dicating FAVORS that we made a fly- ing trip to Nework City to see what Fran6e had to 'say., See, our Perfume HENRY S. PL ATT Authorized Ford Sales and Service 316-20 E. Huron St. Phone 727 i I x Week Starting-r Nights M tc-50cee TOMORROW RIK opular Matinees Tues.,Thurs. and Sat. (Moaday[ly "6)Wd hcn5nc BAT TTh e "idow" Shannon 1 o , f+ k t ..1 h Case for the Back 'to, the Cows and Chickens * * * * * * * * * * answer * Il * * * * * * * * * Poor old Jess Willard, who * just started West with a $00,- * 000 check which he will use in * improving the fences on hiis,4* ranch out in Kansas, has fought * hs liast'battle. One o the Wing- * siders at the fight wept when * he saw Jessie getting groggy * in the seventh--Poor Jess. * G. Claude Drae's DRUG AND PRESCRIPTION STORE THE k J.CO M P A N Y The Absorbing Three-Act Nelodrama By SAMUEL SHIPPIAN FIRST TIME IN DETROIT-PLAYED SEVEN MONTHS AT THE REPUBLIC THEATRE, N. Y. BRILLIANT COMEDY-SPARKLING SATIRE PHONE 308 * * * 41 * * 41 * 41 * "The' Quarry" We, the column, ' have always be-1 lieved in the freedom of the press but the reviewer who transformed the "Passing of the Third Floor Back," into a burglar play by his, headline he Passing of ,ck," should be The Third Story deprived of his ed- Now that Lundin has been acquitted there will be a ivacant column, on the front page of the Tribune as a memor- ial to the decision of the jury. 'UI WEEK BEGINNING MONDAY, JULY 23, "1 11;