I CAMPUS OPINION YES, WFE hVE NO OL'Ii ION~S I 1 Text Books and Supplies for All rery morning 'except Monday immer. session. he Associated Press. The As- is' exclusively entitled to the ication of all news dispatches or not otherwise credited in the local news published here- the postoffice, Ann Arbor, econd class matter. by carrier or mail, .$.50. 1 Arbor Press Building. ons, if signed as evidence of I be published in The Summer discretion of the l~ditor. tln- nications will receive no con- e signature may be omitted in desired by the writer. The does not necessarily endorse expressed in the comniunica- ITORIAL STAFF ones 2414 and 176-M ANAGING EDITOR WARD A. DONAHUE ..............William THE WERST is now known. Stu- dents whither' ever they mayest be, be it in the wilds of New York or the .abode hutz. on the Reo Grande (no, Listerine, that is the name of a riv-I ver not the grandfather of an auto) or not, or for the matter o' that, any- wheres, by now he knows what we are all anxuous yet sad to know, two wit, wich we flunked and wich we just didn't pass. - * * * WE, NOBLE SOLES that we are,. hake nothing to fear from the blue plague (yes, Listerine, the cards they sen out are blue), whether we were among those who got well into the alfabet, (or not). * * * We are here piling up credits against a winter day. After reading the article published, a few days ago in .this paper regard- ing the possible opening of the ob- servatory to students for three hours on the nites of July 20, 23, and 24, our old contrib, Romy-O, rites to know whether darkness will inskrutably be preserved in the conservatory, as is generally the case in sech places. Romy-O, we has mad eour own in- vetigations in our own way and weI feel".in a position to say that if sech be the case thet the observatory is 'opened on said occasions darkness will indoobitably be preserved. ANSWER TO D. J. M. Editor, The Summer Michigan Daily: Whatever condemnations Germany deserves for her ruthlessness during the war, and her attempts to escape a just retribution, I agree with you in some points: 1. The civilization of the world would not have reached such a high point without German thought and German science. 2. I am convinced that every man who wishes to. understand life intel- ligently must be able to read German or he will not have the necessary background to understand what cul- ture is. 3. German scientists and thinkers who benefit the world should be as highly recognized everywhere as any otheis. 4. "If I had a say in the matter there should be a German lecture dur- ing the Summer session,, and I am sure We would all be interested in it. The pity of it all is that either the French or the German civilization has to suffer and be practically destroyed by mistakes that were mostly Ger- man. Of the two, I believe the Frnch to be the highest and the most profit- able to the world. For this reason, and because I am a Frnchman hlso, if only one civilization can be saved, it had better be the French. Yet ify it .is possible to save also the other, I mean the German, I should be de- lighted. PROF. E. E. ROVILLAIN. GRAHAM'S-Both Ends of the Diagonal Patronize The Daily advertiser. Stoneman ward J. Higgins ay. alie L. Frenger ....aul..... .instein Assistants Ada Phelps Andrew l,. Propper Regina Reichman Alaroret Stuart Lucy T'olhtirst ua l BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 96o BUSINESS MANAGER BFAUMONT PARKS ... ...Hiel M. Rockwell n............ . ....... .D. L. Pierce ...A. S. Morton ...John C. Haskib Assistants Bartholomew George Stracke URSDAY, JULY 12, 1923 ditor-WM. ,H. STONEMAN DETROIT UNITED LINES ANN ARBOR TIME TABLE A Eastern Standard Time (Effective July TO, 1923) Limited and Express Cars to Detroit -6:oo a.nt. 7 oo a.m.., 8 :oo a.m., 9:05 a~nm. and hourly until 9 :05 p.mn. Limited Cars to Jackson-8:47 axn., 10:47 a.m., 12:47 p.m., 2:47 p.m., 4:47 p.m., 6:47 p.m., 8:47 p.m. Express Cars to Jackson (Local stops west of Ann Arbor)'-9:47 n.m. and every two hours until 9 :47 p.m. Local Cars to Detroit-7 :oo am.. a.m.and every two hours until 8:55 1)., i i :0 p.m. To Ypsilanti Gt,-11 :4o p.m., 1 :15 a.m. Locl Cars to Jackson- 7:50 a.m. and then x2:10 a.m. Connection made at Ypsilanti to Saline and at Wayne to Plymouth andl Not thvilIle.. VISIT historic W ailhay t Irs ill (coR. cHIcAGO AND MONROE PIKES . CHICK N DINNER :: ETC. SUPERFLUOUS FACIAL HAIRS Removed Permanently by 'ELECTROLYSIS Electro-Cosmetic Service 224 Nickel's Arcade GARRICK MATS Tues. 25-50c 14th Annual Season Nights 25-50-75c-$1 THE BONSTELLE CO. in a Whimsical, Charming Love Story, The "Widow" Shan on. Next Monday-"LAWFUL LARCENY" WE WISH to announce to the general public that we are keeping open this summer. We solicit your patronage. LAST TIMES TONIGHT The Yell of the Year! BOOTH TARKINGTON'S sequel to "Penrod." WHIC BOY: Tie down everything loose. The "orfullest" k~ids intownadcI swingifg a tmeah li"e of laughter that ighites the spark of joy in' young a old. Just as Tarkingtoh wrote it and you know what that tea's. IN ADDITION "The New Leather Pushers" featuring REGINALD DENNY. . The Cast gives a hint- Benny Alexander Jue Butterworth Buddy Messinger Gladys Brockwell Rockliffe Fellows William V. Mong Gareth Hughes a FRIDAY "The CAVE GIRL" w ithi big cast of stars Who knows of that play! who will be the stars Heavens above! . 4 et STERD AY By SMYTHE ur Greatest Enemies have been written and are itten exposing the folly and ng the crime of war. The' ds of the' world are invited a scheme whereby inter-na- sputes could be settled peace- Ir. Edward W. Bok offers for the best plan. All agree is a terrible institution and e done away with. "And then h," say the dreamers, "the l be a beautiful place to live 11 it? We are not so sure. e thtough the pages of any itan newspaper will show , of tragic and regretable in- that are the result of ignor- gotry or heedlessness. Dear Doctor Tarik: I think my professor in Acute Topography has been afrected by the heat. The oth- er day wheh I handed him a map of the world, out of a clear sky he says to me, "France is all wrong, my boy." Course I didn't argue with him, you kno whow it is with people in that condition. But it certainly has its many and tragic sides. Inlait Morns. 'Alp, 'Alp! Contribs to the rescue! Today's Winner of the Gooseflesh Prize to Collic Comics The hospital has him, I hope that he dies; I broke both his legs And blacked both his eyes FOR HE told me this story. it wrong that I did? A girl Was from lay Casvill Martin, of Flint, ffered, serious injuries in a over 25 cents.; A coroner's Ypsilanti placed the respon= or the death of two children >arents. The parents had re- ruples against anti-toxin and t permit treatments fpr the when they had diptheria. In own, a mouse was blamed for of three men and the injury hers. The three men, riding ar of a truck, saw a mouse in the corner and began to while the machine was in The driver of the car loat nd the truck plunged into a d, pinning the men under it. e many more like these ridic- I tragic instances. away with war will not abol- -ce, bigotry, and heedless- t education will solve the of both ignorance and war. n answer to Mr. Bok's puz- st. uder and More Crude tortipn of some people's sense esthetic is evidenced in the the Detroit Board of Edu- ithorizing the installation of spidors in the class rooms of city's new school buildings. g to the contractors specifica-' $60 receptacles, elaborately I stationary pieces of fine are called for in each room everal buildings now under 'ion, mpting to justify these orna- banalities, it has been sug- at the board seeks to elevate at American habit of expect- o an aesthetic plane." 'Tis ge when we have to aesthetic- ruder habits, practices which d people would long ago have y with. - s time for our eminent friend in to admit a new variation ecies which have over-run the anely, "homo sapiens." The tety, "homo sappy," has an - ___+ I n r niv f r nm the Follies gave him a bid to attend a warm party at a warm little flat. There was liquor and music and nice things like that. The divans were comfy, the lights were just right- if you wanted to light them-if not, well all right. Now his woman it seems saw best, 'n the dark. Altho she could dance, she liked better to park. The remainder h ewhispered, Quite close to my ear., (Smith girls keep on reading You've nothing to fear). His eyes were aglow as he said to me then, "Mister, if I'd played my cards right, I think I could have kiss- ed her!" - Wasp. SCHOOLS OF ENGLAND Editor, The Michigan Summer Daily: Although I am not a Public School man, I take leave to doubt gravely whether any good purpose is served by an article so extraordinarily out of focus as that printed in your issue of Sunday. On the very simple mat- Ier of dates, to take nothing else, it is worse than shaky. I wonder what Wykehamists would say to the sug- gestiorl that Eton and Harrow are the older schools! , The oldest school in England happens to be the King's School, Canterbury, dating from the seventh century. Winchester (1387), and Penistone (1392) antedate Eton (1441). _ Ipewich (1477), Horsham. (1532), Shrewsbury and Morpeth (1551), Bedford (1552). Tonbridge (1553), Repton (1557), Westminister (1560), Merchant Taylors (1561), and Rugby (1567) antedate Harrow (1571). 1 Uppingham (1584), and Dulwich (1619), which has Vontributed one of the most distinguished members of the Michigan faculty, have also some claims to age. ,It is tolerably obvious that insti- tutions which have retained their leadership for some twelve centuries, and are now run upon more than ever, have something to offer utterly missed by your correspondent. And, by the way, since when did, Eton and Har- row (which carry on their boys to at least the end of our sophomore year) become "primary schools?" And since when did "the aristocracy control" the majority of the schools I have named, not to mention many others? R. M. WENLEY. Harding Advances on Journey Skagway, Alaska, July 11-(By A. P.)-The now small, but once world- known town lying at the head of Lynn Sanal, was, with the visit of Presi- dent Harding and his party, given the greatest thrill since the days of 1897- 98 when hearty and adventurous men by the thousands came here bound for the Yukon and ' fortune. The trans- port "Henderson" bearing the Pres- ident's Alaskan party arrived here froln Juneau. ' Patronize Daily advertisers.-Adv. TUTTLES' LUNCH ROOM Maynard Street SUNDAY Betty Coipso Fand Richard Dix in "THE WOMAN WITH FOUR FACES' 11 i . t Hot? V, 709 N. University "I E w w L f All $5 Toulard Ties ',4111i llttltllll w w Y Y YID w_ Y Y w w w w err w Y a w Y v w w r w .r w --i11C111i1111111 Salads-Sandwiches-Sundaes Dyers,.Pre%'srs U. EU U. EU ITE SWAN LAUNDRY C I Launderers, Cleaners non c each hlow Tie 7c5ac IDona Idso ii, 224 So. State IE DAY SERVICE ON REQUEST PHONE 1 6 5 IN MEMORIAN Let us drop a tear!. I arsk you immediately to either drop a tear or observe one minute of silents for that wich is about to depart out of our lifes. It Is of West Hall. that .I am .spoking, dere reader, of that handsome eddyfice were I, like manyI others learned to master a grace- ful az well az elygant stile of dieshun. Werily, readers, it gives 'me a pain to think that no others will, as I have - had, the pleasure of passing retorie one with a. E, therby imortalizing my- self. Pere old West Hall, we are dropping a tear for thee! Sir Ignats. AT THE THEATE Screen--Today Dear Tarik: I wish to present my complainant against the printing an article in the Daily the other day about the newly invented anaesthetic.' There are enough guys going around unconscious now without, any more. If you got to opei'ate, why operate on some of the guys that are already unconscious. It might happen to do them some good or wake them up. Absolutely no publicity should be given for any more sleep producing' concoctions. I believe I have the faculty behind me when I say this. Rakio. And so it iz, Rakio, you have hit the hammer on the head with the nale. You are-getting as low as brass tacks. 7 than vnai nr i. Majestic - Booth Tarking "Panrod and Sam." Orpheum - Robert Warwic "The Silent ' Master;" N Edwards in "In Iock." RS } I: ton's ck in Neely in in Bon- low" II i , * (A pocKINC11Azl Rockinchair Underwear for all shapes and sizes Daily Excursion to P'UT-N-BAY' 80lC One Round Trip $1.25 Sundays Way (Return Same Day) Hplidays Leave. Detroit Daily 9 a. m. (E. T.) The finest exclusive excursion steamer, the Put-in-Bay, noted for its large ballroom, makes this trip a memorable one. Orohestra and dancing aboard, without extra charge. Cafeteria aboard. Four hours crammed wth outdoor pleasures at Put-inBay-bathing-dancing- goves forlunching and athletic fields. See the wonderful Caves, and Perry's historicmonument. Connections at Put-in-Bay with steamers for Cleveland, Toledo and Lakeside. Daily to Sandusky The Put-in-Bay makes the run through to Sandusky everyiday. Fare-$1.50 one way._d Special Friday Excursions to Cedar Point A special excursion is made every Friday to Cedar Point--the fresh water rival to Atlantic City-the finest bathing beach in the world-large summer hotels, groves, and all outdoor ausements. Four hours at Cedar Point and seven hours at Put-in-Bay!, Leaving Cedar Point at 5 p.m: and Put-in-Bay at,7 p. in.; arrive back in Detroit 10:30 p. in. Fare-Cedar Point, $1.50 round trip; Put-in- Bay. 80 cents. I Wuerth - Carles "Snowdrift;" Joe "Oliver Twisted." Jones. Rock I I Dancing Moonlights Leaves Detroit 8:45 p. an. Fare, Wed., Thurs. 60c. Sat., Suan. and Moidays, 75c. Men and Boys $1.25 and $1.50 Genuine B. V. D. Genuine Porisnit W,,t.,foMap, Folder Ashley & Dustin Steamer Line Foot of First Street Detroit, Mich. $1. $1.50 Stage-This Week Athletic suits 79C i !A I 1I - II I_ J+ F. Wuerth Co. 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