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VICIAL NEWSPAPER '0F THE
IVERSITY OF MICHIGAN ,,r~ ,w~r'
IhIMER SESSION
shed every morning except Monday
the summer session.
er of the Associated Press. The As-
: Press is exclusively entitled to the
republication of all news dispatches
to it or not otherwise credited in
3er and the local news ,published here-
SOME OF this likker wich don't
ed at the postofice, Ann. Arbor, take many prescriptions to get takes
ii as second class matterl,$.0. a lot of prescriptions to get over.
s% Ann Arbor Press Building.
Todays Meal for the Flying Fish
7unications, if signed as evidenceof The bozo who parks a ham on your
Jik will be published in The Summerpaky
the discretion of the Editor. Un- pet sunburn.
communications will receive no con-
)i The signature may be omitted in * * *
on if desired by the writer. The A
Daily does not necessarily endorse A man who made the folks sit up
iments expressed in the cotnrumunca- and open their mouths-The dentist.
Rakio.
EDITORIAL STAFF*-
Telephones 2414 and 176-M Dear Tarik: Did yuh see that
MANAGING EDITOR bunch of fellas in Tuxedos in -the
HOWARD A. DONAHUE Nickels' Arcade post office yesterday?
itorr,,..... ......William Stoneman I, asked one of them why he looked
itors ............ Edward J. Higgins
Robert: G Ramsay. so solemn and dressed up. Then I
s Editor. ......Rosalie .Frenger discovered that it was Commencement
Is............Paul I. instein,
Assistants at their Correspondence school and
Davis Ada Phelps they, were waiting for their diplomas.
SGeddes .Andrew . Prop per Temi safldlyd
eraper Regina Reichman The mail is awful delayed, y'know.
Mitts Margaret Stuart Zekial.
Moran Lucy Tolhurst
BUSINESS STAFF Dear Tarik: I have been hearing
Telephone 96o friends talking about baseball mus-
BUSINESS MANAGER taches. Few players I have seen wear
1. BFAUMONT PARKS mustaches. What can they mean? 1
..Hiel M. Rockwell In Doubt
.on.................D. I. Pierce
. A. S. Morton t
>n ... ..........John C. Haskin Dear In Doubt: 'A o-called "base-
Assistants '"bl mutceIsoclebcae
h Bartkolomew aHelen Firestone ball' mustach eis so-a '' because
~eorge Stracke' there are "nine on each side." Ed.E
My, my, my, and hev yoread thatt
new book? Puffectly scandilis. Name'st
ATURDAY, JULY 7, 1923 "The Cosmetic Urge." Anonymous,
also author of "Wood That I Were,t
Editor-NATHAN M. DAVIS But Aint," "To B, or Not 2B, That Ist
the ?," and others.
y- 1 Mr. Taik, 'My dear Sir: I believe1
EST R AY thi is arlittin' time to make some re-
By iMYTHE marks as to the scientifik progress of
man, (noat elygents of the frazeing,I
dere reader.) Tother day I decided_
Ignoring the Ballot thet to keep up with things I'd hafta
cal unrest assumes a new as- take a ride in one o' them there ary-E
thiscountry 'through the ac- planes. They is a place where they
ken ,in the convention of the will took you up abuv the clouds for
ederated Farmer-Labor party $10. Well I went there and sed It
ago. In refusing to pass eso- wanted a tiket. An impertinint brane-1
banning the use of violence 'less lady arsked: "Round trip?" l
ans of obtaining and maintain- "Ono," I sez, "I'm jest agoing to
atrol of the government, this stay over Sunday with Amy ded antc
ation officially pronounces its Mabel."
as a thoroughly radical and "Yur to old to be so fresh," she '
onary organization which pipes up. "An' besides, wat you wantt
gnore the validity of the pop- is one o' them heldivin' submarines."e
llot. I don't know yet wat slie meanta
but the way she sed it was plainly
And the Law turrible. As ever, Sir Ignatz.
* * *
ig Ahe leaders who are provok- Bluu Laws
s upheaval of unrest in the
of farmers and othertlaborers 1 "Detroiter has thrilling experiene
-m such a great portion of the in enforced landing," says the Ann
population are Charles Ruth- Arbor Times News, is commenting
who was recently convicted upon the balloon rae. That's one of
he synwicalism law and Wil- the legal landing places, we presume,
ster. The danger of having and like' all legal things it must be
astr.,The' dnge o- haingenforced.
stigators at large in the coun- *w
>mes apparent when one con-
he trouble similar leaders in The Forbidden Fruit
n countries have started be- According to tradition, Eve should
Ay say, "Please,, my big cave man, take, a
y could be checked by legal bite." But this time she looked on
_ _ _ _with horor as her hero surveyed the
fragrant fruit reposing in a cut-glass
thigon to s am p-(relish dish. There were olives from
teiniation of steaship op-sunny Spain, celery hearts from Kal-
ih evidenced 'y the fact that amazoo, and even red radishes from
the back yard. He had partaken of
at Lakes Waterway project, all of these, but still there remained
teamship service between Chi- one variety which attracted his eye
d nothern Europe is to begin with its sparkling white color.
ist 15. A fleet of sixteen two A spring ononi! He had not dared
d ton steel ships will make the indulge in this 'favorite fruit. She

ct fron the whi-western met- would not lift her eyes from the dish I
to England and the Contin: for fear her idol would snatch the-
s connecting for the first time, gem. Man that .he was, he gathered
:ral part of the country with up his courage and issued the ultima-
in a single link. tum of his life:
which have seen phenomnal "Onion-eater have I been, 'and so
because of the lak etraffic may shall I be married!"
k forward to further develop- *ar *
as international ports. The Today's Winner of the Gooseflesh
oducts which have been man- Prize to Collich Comics
d in these lake cities way soon He-I'm certainly going to kiss you
rted direct. Then what will
Chicago, Detroit, and Cleve-yo before I leave.
She-Leave this house immediately.
.y outstrip New York as ex- * * *
and importing centers. "This southern exposure is wonder-

ful," said the man as he stood on the
beach at Palm Beach watching dainty
damselles swimming so gleefully.
THEY SAY whisky shortens a
man's'life. Thet may be but he sees
t'wice as much wile he lives.
TARIK.
[ CAMPUS OPINION
Editbr, The Summer Michigan Daily:
The members of the faculty of this
University receive- salaries which
have often been discussed in various
places and from various points of
view. The same thing is true of the
faculties of other universities. After
all the discussions, the same con-
clusion is generally reached: namely,
that the faculty-members are worthy
men; and that they deserve, probably,
more than they receive; but that it
is impossible to pay them more, and
maintain the standards set in other
departments of the University. I
daresay this is true.
The older members of the faculty
receive, generally, higher salaries
than the junior members; this is only
just, as most of -these men have fam-
ilies-comprising a wife and some-
times several children. Still, there
will be few persons who will deny
that any of the faculty, old or young,
could use more money than the Uni-
versity is paying them.
The Regents affirm that they are
paying the faculty as much as tley
can afford to pay. All right-but it
seems to me that they might at least
allow the faculty children (those of
them who are of collgiate age) to
attend the University without paying
tuition. And if it would be too much
to allow them to attend the regular
sessions withoutt payment of -tuition
fees, perhaps they might be allowed
to the attend the Summer session
gratis.
In some countries a premium is
paid to the fathers of large families
-by the state. There is no such pro-
vision in this country, but it must be
evident that even the smallest out-
side provision for the nurture of-chil-
dren will encourage faculty members
to raise generous families. Much has
been said about race suicide; that the
best families are producing no chil-
dren. The members of the faculties
of the various universities of this
country, taken by and large, may be
said to include a fair percentage of
the super-average intelligence of the
country. They shold then be encour-
aged by the state in every possible
way to reproduce their kind.
C._B. A.
EMAN
American League
Cleveland 5, Boston 3.
New York 5, St. Louis 2.
Other games postponed; rain.
National League
Phillies 5; Pittsburgh 2.
VISIT historic
" :i" 'wlk~er cavern --
(CoR. CHiCAOO.AND MONROE PIKES)
Gat oay to Irish Hills
CHICKEN DINNER :: ETC.

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TIME TABLE t
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Detroit Limited and Express Cars-
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Local Cars East Bound-7:oo a-in.
aOnevery two hours to 9:oo pm,
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The finest exclusive excursion steamer, the Put-in-Bay, noted for
its large ballroom,.makes this trip a memorable one. Orchestra and
dancing aboard, without extra charge. Cafeteria aboard.
Four hours crammed with outdoor pleasures at Put-in-Bay-bathing-dancing-
Igroves for lunching and athletic fields. See the wonderful Caves, and Perry's
historic monument.
Connections at Put-in-Bay.with steamers for Cleveland. Toledo and Lakeside.
Daily to Sandusky
The Put-in-Bay makes the run through to Sandusky every day. Fare-$1.50
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Special Friday Excursions to Cedar Point
A special excursion is made every Friday to Cedar Point-the fresh water rival
to Atlantic City-the finest bathing beach in the world-large summer hotels,
groves, and all outdoor amusemrents. Four hours at Cedar Point and seven
hours at Put-in-Bay! Leaving Cedar Point at 5 p. i. and Put-in-Bay at 7 p. mn.;
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ngland. Whether gold lies
athe ill-fated ship or not is
but the lure is powerful
cause the salvage company
ie lives of many expert div-
will attempt to work at a
almost 300 feet.
sire for gold has led men to
langerous undertakings; to
strange continents; to cross
ed seas; and to overoome
tacles. It is that desire that
the discovery and exploita-
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