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Propper' IIeraper Regina Reichan biy Mitts Margaret Stuart a Moran Lucy Tolhurst Boyer Matilda Rosenfeld BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER 4 BEAUMONT PARKS tising................Hiel M. 'Rockwell ation .................D. L. Pierce ats ...........A. S. Morton ation............ .John C. Haskin Assistants eth, Bartholomew George Stracke rine S. Griffiths John A Barrett rEDNESDAY, AUGUST 8, 1923, it Editor-NATHAN 'M. DAVIS THAT FATAL URGE st individuals have a hard time some time. So many things seem to enter into our judgment -of someone who is speaking to us; the way he stands, or the way he smiles, or the cut of his clothes, and design o his tie-so many outward signs infiuente us in a speaker that at times his. words are forgotten. Speaking into a radio microphone is no doubt a great lesson. The speak- er on the one hand must learn to put across words and rely on nothing but what he says to hold his audience; those who listen, on the other hasd, must learn to judge what is said with- out the help of embellishments to in- fluence and persuade. There are still some places in this world which remain free from the de- vices of modern communication. One Summer session student who was spending the day on hils grandfather's farm didn't hear of the President's death until Friday fight. If the city council doesn't make up its mind soon, they'll be too late to have- the, proceedings of their meetings, printed in either the Times News or the Post. . It's impossible to find a quiet place on the campus now, with Alfred the Great's successor chasing all about the campus. YESTERDAY BSMY'THE In Washington In Washington, the machinery of government was silent yesterday while the capitol city waited to. pay its last tribute to the memory of Warren G. Harding. drowds collected, hours be- fore the train was expected and the silent watchers gathered in every place of vantage on the way. "France must decide whether she re- quires a Germany industrially able to pay reparations, or a crushed" and bankrupt power hel4 down by force." This is first hand, from one who saw cQnditions as they exist today. We should advise, France to decide soon, ere It is too late. CLASSIC - EXERPTS ULYSSES AND THE CYCLOPS A Cyclops stern caught in a cave Ulysses and his sailor crew, And on them daily fietcherized Partaking of them two by two. His subway orifice would yawn As far as is the North from South: Despite that threat the Ithacan Was never seen down in the mouth. And though ere this for years and years He'd breakfasted on smaller fry, It seemed that now his stomach had An endless horror vacul. The cave was e'en for sheep a stall. Odysseus set his wits to steep: He thought the giant he might blind' And then escape beneath a sheep.r And so he whittled long a branch Until his arm seemed out of joint: He took the sharp'ning' as a joke, But Cyclops couldn't see the point. Straight through the monocle the branch He thrust and Cyclops gasped for breath. He twirled and twirled and twirled and twirled Till Cyclops seemed quite bored to death Text Books and Supplies for All 'Colleges GRAHAM'S-Both Ends of the Diagonal i , - i i genius of the age is in the discovery of preventions; and w'hy not one for war, one which will flash out of some ind and remake the world? The difficulty is that a remedy must be ap-- plied to a cause. The plan can foresee with precision only the effect. The effect of war, but what mind now can say what the causes will be? What plan could have prevented the Amer- ican civil war? With definite knowl- edge of .the trouble, which a plan for the future cannot have, the north and the south tried for years to avoid their fate and in the end found no way. The south was going out of the union and the north would not permit it. Many wars, even the recent great one, were preceded by earnest efforts to find a way out. These efforts were based upon revealed facts and knowl- edge of the exact points of danger. The plan would be a formula for an unknown situation, for unknown moods and unknown desires. Two nations which 50 years from now would be guided by a war pre- vention formula prepared now, no matter what the issue between them, would be in such a sedate frame of mind that no war between them would be possible. Humanity has outgrown many prac- tices and conceivably many outgrow war, but that will be by evolution and not contrivance. 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MARJORIE DAW NOAH BEERY MARGUE ITE D"Wandering I~l noht11Il lng whether they are sports or s when they do something they t want to do just because-some- said, "Oh, comne on, be a. sport. c finds the taskdoubly hard after a starting to do it because one9 think of at least a dozen ways in9 ch the request might have beens ified, but strangely enough is at aE to remember in a similar situa-t what the striking retort shouldF e been.. The one sentence, "Be a -t,' 'has turned countless numbers self-respecting individuals into{ k and. vocillating minions.Y ith this plea, Cain probably got' his spepding money;'as have al-1 t all its kindred after him. ItI Id be interesting to know whatl .m thought of being a sport con- ed in, and if he did not fall for it,c he answered his temptor. Nev- teless, very few people i can with- id a desire. to appear a good fel-; and be a sport in the eyes of oth-+ and so the boy smokes his firsto tasting cigarette and the first air-+ n arises to the sky with the thought, t to do otherwise would brand him being a poor sport. * 'here are two kinds of fools, those o are willing to appear as such her than do something they do not ire, and those who are willing to fools without appearing as such. a of the hardest blows to an ordin- individual with the normal amount conceit, is that of being condemned one's fellow beings. Of course if s phrase "being a sport". were an- zed and studied it would serve one t slightly, depending on the inter- tation of a "sport," but otherwise has a hypnotic appeal which is ely ever resisted. he duty then of all those who have interests of mankind at heart and. each one who desires to do a monu- ntal work whose significance would t through the ages, should be to ent or coin a phrase with as much eal and which will counteract ef- tively, the urge to be a sport. Also in Washington; President Cool- idge was kept busy from early morn- ing until late at night receiving a constant stream of government offic- lals and party leaders in his head- quarters at the Willard hotel. Con- gressional leaders and other notables arrived in large numbers for confer- ences by which the new chief execu- tive will be, prepared to. actively as- sume charge of the government. The world eannot pause. Warren G. Harding is far away fi'om it all now and even while we bury our last President, we cast anxious eyes to- ward the new man.. It is expected that in the main, Calvin Coolidge will fol- low the policies of President Hard- ing. Coolidge -isasaid to be even more of a party ngan than was Harding and; his policies will most likely achieve harmony in the Republican ranks. Moreover he is said to be a staunch conservative and a man of courage and conviction. No one can complain of the new President's present line of; action-he isnot talking much but do- ing a lot of listening, which is al- ways a sensible thing tO do in a new situation: But still he merely lost his eye And missed a prize on which to sup, Yet this was penalty enough Foi one who was so much stuck up. Get good values cheap, thru Classified columns.-Adv. the Blind Cyclops when he wished his sheep To free would roll a stone away And stroke them as they passed him by To greet the light of dawning day. HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS AND PRINCIPALS See the display of elementary, High School and College text books on display on the first floor of Tappan Hall. Miss Florence Storms, '23, is in charge of the display. PUBLISHED BY THE WORLD PUBLISHING CO. Hour-9-Io, I-4. - Voonvention 1iote. l de IMOTTE REGINALD DENNY OFTHE POPULAR SERIES OF "LEATHERI .G1 7 II IN ANEW ONE PUSHERS" - .-.-....-.- So shrewd Ulysses got a ram And hung beneath his wool af gray, And thus reclining 'neath the sheep Inspired this Olyssean lay. Now in this dire predicament Although for help the cave he scan- nedk, The ram performed no hostile act: He felt himself quite undermanned. The ram's essays some wool to pull About Ulysses' eyes increased, And yet in spite of all attempts, It was the wether that was fleeced. Ulysses clinging to the wool Still trying hard his fate to shape, Beneath the ram thus got away, A sheepish method of escape. Now this the moral I would. draw: When clouds about your life do form, Just think how Cyclops lowered and roared, And how Ulysses 'wethered the storm.' ARISTOPHANES. nr Jo1J~hr~m You can always get good company to join you. DiinkOk ~De c uscnd efreishino, THE BOBBED HAIR HAS GOT TO GO Latest in hair goods for dressing-up the bob. Finest quality three sep- arate stem switches $5.00 Stoddard Hair Shoppe 707 N. University Phone 2652 4 i . .. "The Hell, Cauldron of a War" A deputation of British labor lead- ers recently: completed a survey of. the Ruhr situation for the Interna- tional and Political Department of the Transport and General Workers' Un- ion and in their report made pubdic yesterday gave the most distressing explanation of the aggravating situa- tion yet received in this country. Mr. Ben Tillett, M.P., who headed the in- vestigation, expressed the gravity of the situation in calling the occupied region over which France and - Bel- gium are exercising unwarranted priv- #leges -of control "the hell cauldron of a new and terrible war." Ago- I I .I EDITORIAL COMMENT 11 I .. WHEN WVARS ARE NOT JUST TALKING ave you ever spokes into radid rophone? Those who have had the ortunity say that it is a novel ex- Lence. Radio speakers stand up 're an instr!ument and speak,- ; speak. There are no elocutionary tures, no friendly smiles to indi- e applause or restless moving to of failure. There can be no falter- and coughing for the delicate in- iment. will pick up the faintest of spers. Appearance counts for ab- Itely nothing, the speaker may ap- r with his hair unkempt, tie askew, da in pockets and coatless. The for need not worry about facing his Bence or directing his voice to all ts of the hall; he has no means of ging the personality of his audi- e; and he cannot estimalte the nbers of his listeners. The only Deploring the unnecessary idleness of German industry, he continues. "The Ruhr which might be the world's entrepot of trade, is now in sullen idle- ness while the soldier turns guns that, are lethal and lustful for blood on a valley which should be the humming hive of industry, but which is now a place of death and desolation." With the depressing influence'of such ia con- dition in one of Europe's most pro- ductive localities, all of the continent, not to mention -the British Isles, is under the 'strain of sunted production. and the accompanying unemployment situation. The great German factor- ies and transportation systems, results of their genius for organization, are being manipulated little enough, and even then, mainly by the French who "have had to use crowbars and brute strength, not understanding the elec- tric brains of the system." The fruit of German invention is be-" ing left to rot while the French would have their coffers filled by gold marks that can only be tmassed if these great industrial-machines are put into oper- . .: . . .i . 1.. .. . . (Chicago Daily Tribune) Edward Bok offers $100,000 for a plan which will prevent war, and a great many people are restimulated in a belief that there is, hidden in some one's -mind, a plan which can be dis- covered. The world prog'resses by research and invention. Small-pox is checked by vaccination, in spite of the anti-vaccinationists. Once it was .a plague. Now it is an incident. Relief from typhoid, diabetes, the hook worm, diphtheria, etc., comes out of the laboratory, Mr. Bok follows the theory of progress. Something may 'be discovered to check the boll weevil. A new way may be found of capturing energy. Man already can utilize sound waves. Then why not a plan to prevent war? Cannot the human mind, which some day will find a cure for cancer, find also a cure for war? All that is needed, people believe, is an idea, an invention, a formula, a scheme, a sys- tem. Modern people do not like war as the Goths, Huns, Mongols, and our own Iroquois seemed to like it. They liked it because it did pay if success- ful. The.uns had a pleasanter time in a rich conquered city than they had on their plains. It was worth the effort. We doubt that it pays now except as an escape ;from something Careful Finishing that Protects your Negatives We feel a real respon- sibility for film left with us for development. 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