eing an authoritive and interE wide. The only requirement nowledge of buildings, theirf ions and their theories, and :a esting is a func- good MICHIGAN measure of hospitality. SION except Monday Have, yeu ever seen a fellow who was so anxious to square things up d Press. The As- With his lady love that he' told some y entitled top the 1 news dispatches other girl all about his little spat erwise creditedan "with the love one and then later ws oubished here- ihtelv n ffice, A-nt Arbor :arrier or m or Press Bui if signed as published in tion of the ail, $k.So. iding. evidence of The Summer Editor. U eive no coil >e omitted in writer. The arily endorse comlmunica 'found that she was "listening in" on the extension line? The friendship which Judge Gary says exists between the working manx and prohibition 'certainly may exist but we doubt if it is mutual. Henry Ford says, "If I were Presi- dent ." Yes, if he were Pres- ident, he'd be sick with' pneumonia. EDITORIAL STAFF elephones 2414 and 176-M,. MANAGING EDITOR 'HOWARD A. DONAHUE r .............William Stoneman ..... . . . .Paul IL, Einstein tors.... .. ...Nathan Davis Robert G. Rainsay. Assistants leidemann Ada Phelps ( Geddes Andrew E. Rropper - gaper Regina Reichmean Mitts Margaret Stuart ,oran Lucy Tolhurst yer Matilda Rosenfeld BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 96o BUSINESS MANAGER L. BEAUMONT PARKS g....,...........Hiel M. Rockwell n .D. L. Pierce .A. S. Morton n.. John C. Haskin Assistants Bartholomew George Stracke S. Griffiths John A. Barrett RSDAY, AUGUST 2, 1923 Editor-NATHAN M. DAVIS LECTIVE IMMGRATION w of the many unsatisfactory n the country's present immi- system, Secretary of Labor . Davis, is studying the emi-. tuation abroad with the inten- recasting the existing.laws to. Hcient application. There has Ich criticism of late against railing restrictions .on a for-' flux, but the revision, which retary plans will in a large appease thedispleasure of ho believe we should have no against European immigra- eign : the s measu e outstanding feature of his new sm will, if adopted;, make it pos- to select only the best qualified [cants for entrance. While the ria in distinguishing between i have not as yet been made vn, the underlying principle will v only energetic, intelligent, and ble individuals., admission. The sirables, who, although legally ble for entrance are not the type lesire most, now get in through priority of their application, could rithheld from our country. Cer- y we have enough problems with foreignpopulation already. e very nature of America's hete- neous citizenship makes it ex- onally difficult to organize an ef- ve method for the complete as- ation of new-comers, particularly, .e lower classes. Consideration of applicants apparent adaptability ew circumstances should be given le, consideration in formulating iew standards of selection; though the gross number of for- ers admitted to thecountry would imited to the same extent, as at present time, our net total in ble individuals would be even ter than under the unlimited con- ns which prevailed before the Nothing can contribute more to nation's future than, a good; hy, and reliable foreign element, h though limited in number, bears ite possibilities in strength and e all, a love of the United States. CAMPUS GUIDES is is the kind of weather that in- s "wanderlust" 'and hundreds 'of st scrank up the old car and w the call of the open road. In r words, it -is touring time and y strangers' puass through Ann r ddaily. The fame of the Univer- naturally enough, makes' them e on thei rjourney and spend a hours in looking over places of rest. HoweVer, it, is Po. easy er for a total , stranger to "go' rounds" and take away with him asing and comprehensiveglimpse e University. is in this situation that the opus guides" fill a much needed ,. In many schools an organized im of campus guides has been in- ted and strangers are placed un- a guide for a complete tour of the y1 grounds. It hardly seems ne- YESTERDAY What's Wrong With the Country? James Hamilton Lewis, former sen- ator: from Illinois, makes a few re- marks about .political parties that are worth hearing: "The two old parties'"hereafter will bear their names only," says Lewis. "People don't vote for a party or a man any longer. They vote against somebody or something. Elections to- day are merelya voice against fancied 'or real agricultural or financial or industrial evils. ,If the farmer can't sell his crops he votes against the ad- ministration. If the worker can't get a job or the cost of living won't per- mit the saving of money he votes against the party in power, If taxes are high and income schedules, irk- some the financial; or' business made says it is time to change his politics. There seems to be a great deal of truth in what the former senator says. Voters do not seem to vote for some- thing or- somebody as much as they vote against. In other words they are usually asking for the destruction or mitigation of some real or facied evil without giving much thought as to how 'the evil is to be removed and what is to take its: place. Destructive and not constructive platforms seem to catch the popular vote., Henry Ford, interviewed for Col- lien's Weekly by ,Charles W. Wood, asks three questions before he at- tempts to divulge what he would do if he were president: (1) What do the people of the Un- ited States think they want? (2) What do they really want? (3) Exactly what is wrong with the country, anyway? We would suggest that the person who can give us the answers to these questions should. receive the peace prize. If anyone knew the fine divid- ing line between just what people think they want and what they really want, and if the fortunate person were willing to tell the world, he. would go a long way toward insuring peace. Yes, and'Just what is wrong with the country, anyway? Let Her Jin! Still adhering to the traditional ex- clusion of women from their Law school, Columbia university is now be- sieged with a score or more petitions from various civic organizations. ask- ing for the admittance 'of women to that branch of the university in the future. Reminding the trustees that our womanhood has already assumed a prominent. position in legal affairs of many states, the National League of Women Voters asks that the bar- riers which have long since been lift- ed from other departments be done away. with in legal' inistruction as well. Restrictions against creed, race, and sex were all-important rules of the "old Columbia" but have no place there now. Women are privileged to practice over the supreme courts of our states, and still are denied ad- mittance to one of the best law schools in the country- How can such a cir- cumstance continue if the so-called "weaker-sex" is to be given the priv- ileges which are rightfully hers? Who Fooled Cock-RobinI Vusually one con accredit in Si. complished artist of the calibre of Irene Castle Treman with at.least a speaking knowledge of French, but it seems that the beautiful bob-haired danseuse didn't understand juWt whAt took place in the little court room of the Seine tribunal on Thursday, July, 12. She was granted her petition for divorce but still on her arrival in New York insisted that she was still the wife of Robert Treman. Maybe the lady, merely desired to avoid publicity in the action, then again maybe it was only profession- al ethics which prormted her to deny utation of her profession. 'We really wouldn't have cared even if she didn't get the divorce but someone more in- teremed certainly desired a reliable account of the business. TAKE SNEEZO SNUFF IN A PINCH Chemically,Speaking- The attempted oxtordixing of Am- erican universities is causing the heat' custompary with all such experiments. In Jfact it has been ascertained that a large amount of hot air is ac- companying the attempted transform- ation. Several undesirable elements can- not be eliminated from the mix-up. There is a rumpor of a patent in- fringement, it being claimed that Har- vard has' the'-sole American rights on the process. -L. M.S. 8ig Fish Caught Recently I' Poedunck, Aug. 2.-(by A & P)- Exry Jenks, of this city, caught a six pund prickly perch today which, it is alleged, has two wisdom teeth. The specimen was examined by Dr. Will Buzzer who told the A & P reporter that the perch must have acquired the two wisdom teeth from being head of a school of fish or sump'n. TARN . EDITORIAL COMMENT THE APOCALYPSE' OF GER1IANY (New York Times) Truly horrible is the prophecy. of Count Harry Kessler regarding the fate ,awaiting Europe unless the Un- ited'States takes the side of Germany. He pictures the Russian hordes gal- loping westward over the plains 'of Europe to bring imperialist France to judgment; nation will war against na- tion, race against race, and there will be an end of European civilization for all time. This new day, like "Der Tag" of 1014, is at hand, but it is one demanding even more gloomy words than those of the prophet Zephaniah describing the Judgment of Judah: "That day is a day of wrath, a .day ofj trouble and distress, a day of waste- ness and desolation, a day of darkness and gloominess, a day of clouds and thick darkuess, a day of the trumpet and alarm against the fenced cities and the high towers-" Count Harry's ! day is all this, and more for it is the day of judgment in which France will be sorely punished for her sins. Nor does the count hesitate to fore- cast' details: Germany, in fulfillment of her oft-;epeated promise, will go Bolshevist 'as the zero hour strikes. Promptly, France, insane with the lust of world dominion, and eager to create new Alsace-Lorraines, -will occupy the entire North of Germany. 'There- upon, Russia, incensed beyond an durance at French rapacity, will at- tack Poland. The dogs of war being thus let loose, the world will expire crying "Havoc!" in a Slavic'tongue. The one thing that can alone forestall this calamity is for tife United States to come to the rescue. The Count re- minds us that in 1917 the United States made the mistake, of going in on the wrong side, and, with tender solici- tude for our nation's future, he im- plies that we would do well to profit, from that error. There would, have been, he points out, a very different peace had we bilked the Allies-a peace which he modestly asserts would have lasted several genrations at least. . There is, something wopderfully fa- miliar about all this. It is miuch like the portentous warnings of German spokesmen in 1916, who pictured Russia breaking away from: the Allies (as she did a yea' later) and siding with Germany (as' she forgot to do) and with Japan, and then, woe to the world, for the combination would be invincible. Then, as now, they warn- ed us that we must force the Allies to accept the German peace terms or else be responsibe for the blood of Eu- rope. In one important respect the count is at odds with prominent German supporters in America who, like him- self, viewed with alarm the Russian horde. 'They pointed out that Ger- many alone stood between Russia and France, and that it therefore behoov- ed the French to 'save Germany .so as to preserve it as a buffer between themselves and those awful Cossack 'horsemen- Apparently, Count Harry is not quite so unselfish, nor. it he quite, so solicitous for France's mil- itary defenses. The willingness of the Germans, however, to side with or against the Russians is another ev- idence of' Germany's plastic com- plaisance. If we are to believe every- said for her, she will do anything un- '"r the sun that is asked of her-any- thing, that is, except come to terms with the French. Look over the values in the classI- feds.-Adv.x The way to rent a room is with a "Daily Classified".-Aav. DETROIT UNITED LINES ANN ARBOR TIME TABLE Eastern Standard Time (Effective July 10, 1923) Limited am] Express Cars to Detroit. -6:0o a.m., 7:oo a.m., S :00 a.m., 9:05 a.m. and hourly until 9:o5 p.m. LimitedCars to Jackson-8:47 a.m., 10:47 ~fh 12:47 p.m., .2:47 P.m., 4:47 p.m., 6:47 p m., 8:47 p.m. Express Cars to Jackson (Local stops west of Anti Arbor)-g :47 a.m. and every two hours until' 9:47 p.m. Local Cars to 'Detroit--7 :oo a.ml., 8:55 a.m. and every two hours until 8:SS p.m., 11 :oo p.m., To Ypsilanti 0 1y-_ 1:4oP.m,,-"1:15 a.m. Local Cars to Jackson.--7.4o a.m. and then 12:10 taim. Connection made at Ypsilanti to Saline and at Wayne to xymouth and Northville. F 0aD always tafes much better if the surroundings are right. 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