HIGAN DAILY I 'FICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN". SUMMER SESSION . ished every morning except Monday the summer session. lber of the Associated Press. The As-- d Press is exclusively entitled to the r republication of all news dispatches A to it or not otherwise credited in per and the local news publishedthere. red at the postoffice, Ann Arbor, an, as second class matter. cription by carrier or mail, $L.so . es: Ann Arbor Press Building. munications, if signed as evidence of aith, will be published in The Sumanmer at the discretion of the Editor. Un-' communications will receive no con- on. The signature may be omitted in tion if desired by the writer. The r Daily does not necessarily endorse. itbients expressed in the communica- EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones 2414 and 276-M MANAGING EDITOR HOWARD A. DONAHUE ditor .............William Stoneman als ............... Paul I,_. Einstein Editors...............Nathan Davis Robert G, Ramsay. Assistants i Heidemann Ada Phelps -et Geddes Andrew 1. Propper Hleraper Regina Reichman y Mitts Margaret Stuart Mogan Luck Tolhurst Boyer Matilda Rosenfeld BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 96a BUSIN'ESS MANAGER L. BEAUMONT PARKS sing................liel M. Roclwell lion ................. . S. Pierce ion................ John C. Haskinr Assistants th Bartholomew George Stracke ne' S. JGriffiths John A. Barrett HURSDAY, JULY 26, 1923 Editor-NAThAN M. DAVIS. - I RO1l0 ENSE FOR MURDER ' able of appreciating the sincer- hich motivated the recent British to the Allied powers, Belgium dgnlied her support of the pro- s made by Prime Minister Bald- and /is now arguing with the ,h authorities in the hopes that will snake the necessary con- ns which will pave the way for stan ing between the three na- ile Belgium is not anxious for estrangement from France, it is probable that the authorities in sels will tak individual action .thdrawing from the Ruhr unless olncare evidences some coopera- in the matter of discontinuing his y of unrestrained occupation. ce may have suffered under the i of war conditions but Belgium not immune; being first among elligerents occupied. The peo- s well as officials of the little yr nation have realized for many s that of the moves taken in fur- ag occupation of the eRuhr re- tmany were wholly useless in ing the Germans to terms. hough these two Allied nations much in common, although they bound to each other by treaty, ng ^will keep Belgium from act- ccording to the dictates'of her conscience if dFranceassumes ,titude of obatinacy to the future e continent of Europe, as it will fluenced by their decision. editorial in the Detroit News "England was right, Poincare w the greatest manace to world ." We would not venture that on until the answer which the chgovernment sends to -the Brit- areign office is made public. I, ver , the French premier should nce the legislative bodies of his ry into doggedly refusing co- tion, in the British plan, an ide enceivd with any malice for ce nor amity for Germany, the ation will' be justified.n Wce can press the life's blood the heart of industrial Germany when she gets finished, she will nothing with. which to reward if. Germany will be a decayed isi without any power except read a malicious fervor through- he world. Commercially it will Bad. Politically it will be long buried. Its power will lie only other war,. This is the war we to stamp out, the war from, t France says she must protect elf. [TY FOR A 24 HOUR DAY nmer would be a Utopia itself, it not for the insects which form the beautiful summer at- here into a world of buzzing Is and stinging bites. Chief g the usurpers of our ideal ex- e is the commonplace mosquitoe unfortunately makes his habitat most any corler of the torrid or Brate zones. These blood-suck- iests with their continual disre- bitesx follow the examples of their tormentors biy keeping equally long hours and they blame it .on the help- less mosquitoe. "I couldn't sleep a wink last night. The mosquitoes were terrible." Then thy ask you to look, and barring a brilliant red 'bit of flesh, inflamed from constant rubbing and scratching, expect your pity. The only people from whom they receive it are those 'who, too, love 'to scratch away. The bite is only half of it but they aren't aware of that fact. Scratching, is what helps the bite bite. YESTERDAY By SMYTHE The Slick Sick Man The Lausanne treaty is signed and Turkey celebrates. What had been lost on the battlefield has been re- gained ihn the conference by the Otto- man empire. Turkey was defeated in the World war, her record in the years of fighting was marred by many crimes against civilization, yet she has succeeded in imposing terms of peace and in establishing herself on a bet- ter footing than that of pre-war days. The Turks may well be proud of their victory. It was won not in a battle of rms but in.a battle of wits. It was as clever a piece of diplomatic work as the continent has seen in many decades. Those who have in- sisted on calling the Turk the sick man of Europe, must admit that the name now seems to be something of a misnomer. How did the Turks do it? They did it by playing upon the jealousy and rivalry between the British and the French. They have given up much that is worthless and gained 'much that is valuable. Rivary alNays gives some third party a fine chance of run- ning off with the prize. The Race Is 'On The grim race among the world powers for aerial supremacy is on in earnest. France was the first to rec- ognize the importance of a great air navy and England has not long ago decided to follow the French example. low the United States enters the field. Congress next winter will be asked for, nearly 1$25,000,000 to increase the air service. An aerial force of 2,500 planes, 4,000 officers, 2,500 flying ca- dets, and 25,000 enlisted men is plan- ned as the ultimate goal. At present the United States has but 450 planes available for combat use. France has nearly 2,000 and Britain is producing new squadrots as fast as possible. Disarmament conference or no dis- armament conference, the decision of the army air service to enlarge the aerial force is a wise one, Air navies are bound to become material factors 'n national defense. And the recent lesson of preparedness must not be forgotten. He Came For Baths He arrived as a southern gentleman, a Kentucky colonel suffering from the sharp aches and twinges of rheumatism. When he left, it was as a federal prohibition agent. Frank 'W. Rickey, co-partner incognito of 'the notorious "Izzy" Einstein, went to Mount Clemens to take mineral baths 'and to benefit by the won'derful water of the sulphur springs. He came out into prominence, however, only when he revealed his identity in disclosing, the wettest point of intersection for 'bootlegging in this part of the coun- try. It is safe to say that the con- traband liquor would have been much more effective in curing the gentle- man of his rheumatism than any mineral water. The Antedeluvian Terror From Omaha, Neb., comes a strange story of an antedeluvian monster which has been - seen in the vicinity of Big Alkali Lake. For the past three years tourists, fishermen,,and farmers have often been terrified by glimpses of this strange creature. It is de- scribed as about 40 feet long, and in general' appearance not unlike an al- ligator. Paleontology describes some of the strange monsters that inhabited the earth ages ago. The immense din- osaurs, and amphibious creatures 'whose bones are carefully -collected land restored by geologists at the pre- sent time sound very much like a be- wildering fairy tale, except that the proofs of science are too overwhelm- ing. Perhaps one of these creatures 'are still living and will, if captured,' 1 r, ,, , .D11Rnl1le wN l lJ OLL A', LASS ALAI s I. DID. ANYBODY notice the ad in a Dee-troit newspaper yesterday: "Eve- ning Gowns-Half Off?" Tue Michigan Primer There is the li-bra-ry. See the big li-bra-ry. Watch all-the big boys and girls as they en-ter the li-bra-ry. Do you know why the boys and girls go in-to the big build-ing? Let us fol- low them and see. Here we are! See the big room. It is a nice big room with man-y tables and chalirs. See the boys and girls stud-y-ing at the tables! What are they stud-y-ing to- geth-er? Let us 'go over and see. It is the dic-tion-ary! They will read it to-geth-er for' hours. How stud-ious the boy and girl are! Are they not? I Went into A barber shop Yesterday To get a plain Shave After trying to Keep the bird From selling the SWorks to me and Closing up shop, For about an Hour, I told him I had Been in there before. Said he didn't remember My face; He thought that was Funny. I told him it Was a tregedy but - My face was All healed up Now. RaWlo. GRAHAM'S Both Ends of the Diagonal I Frankly, we must play on people's vanity if we want to draw them to tm. To some such tactics may seem a deceptive and underhanded procedure, but, on the other hand, it may be con= sidered as friendship placed on a scientific basis. Patronize The Daily advertisers. 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Express Cars to Jackson (Local stops west of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a.m* and every tvlo hours until 9 :47 p.m. Local Cars to Detrolt-7 :oo arm., 8":55 a.m. and every two hours until 8:55 p.m., 1 1,oo p.m. To Ypsilanti Ocl-t1 :40 p~m 1:15 a.m. Local Cars to Jackson--7:50 a m. and then sz:xo a.m. Connection made at IFSsilanti to Saline and at Wayne to Plymouth and Nothville.- FO o D always tastes much better if the surroundings are right. There is no pleasanter place in Ann Arbor inI which to eat than TUTTLE'S LUNCH ROOM MAYNARD STREET .._ ._ _____ I MI Michigan Souvenir M. and U. of M. Boxes I I Send one home * Text Books and Supplies for All Colleges r. We pack and gail= 709 N. University 1 Is Contribs! Contribs! Assistance! * * * Help! succor! Nd --ii'h..... Today's Winner of the Gooseflesh Prize to Couich Comics He was reasonably jealous of his pretty wife. He was particular also of her friends, clothes, money and habits. Late one night he entered the apart- ment house thinking of the wonderful moonlight without. He tried the knob of the door. It turned and he let him- self in. There, revealed in the moon- light from the window, with her arms about another man- Two shots rang out. He turned on the lights to. view the chaos. He drew back, startled, then vastly reassured, murmured, ";Gad, but I'm getting absentminded. ;I've got it now-we moved upstairs last week. Wigjag. * * * One Sad History Years ago, when I was a young man, I fell in love with a beautiful widow who had a grown-up daughter. .My father came often to see us' after we were married, and, as a result, he fell in love with my step-daughter and married her. Thus became my son-in-law, and my step-daughter be- came my mother, because she was my father's wife. (Five minutes intermission) Within a year my wife gave birth to a son, which of course, was my father's brother-in-law and my uncle. (Take it easy there. Got it?) For he was the brother of my stepmother. My father's wife also became the mother of a son, who was, of course, my brother and also my grandchild, for he was the son of my daughter- in-law. Accordingly my wife was my grandmother because she was my mother's mother. (Tea served between acts) I was my wife's husband and grand- child at one and the same time, and, as the husband of a person's grand- mother is his grandfather, I became my own grandfather... Orphan, +e* * VISIT historic --M tlaher Cavern-: COR. CcHICAGo AND MONROE PIKES CHatlKay to Irish ills CH CKI'N DINNER :s: 'ETC I TIR PRIC , 'ES REDUC d 23%-33 1-'3% re duction from latest price lists. M A CKS'n c Wolf Lake Michigan's most delightful Summer -: Resort :-: An Ideal, Place To spend a day or week-end or to get p Frog and Chicken , Dinner A pleasantmotor trip of 28 miles from Ann Arbor. Take highway M-47 to Grass Lake, passing thru, turn left 4 1-2 miles (following signs) to Mask Island. iathing, 7oating, Fish- ing, Van cing New Dinner-dance meom may be engaged by private parties, Reserva- tions for dinners may be made by tele- phone. WILLIAM K. McINTYRE, Prop. GRASS LAKE n 4\ COM PLXI.N POW DER SELECT the shade best suited to your skin-there is certain to be one that exactly matches you flesh tones-and apply it precisely as directed. -Then go on your way without another thought for' your ap'- pearance.hYou arerassured of looking your lovely best through hours and hours of strenuous shopping, outdoor sports, danc- Ing, wPrking or what you will. It needs but oue thorough test to convince you. A r m gn d Cold Cream PowderI n dainty pink and white box, exqui- sitely perfumed, $1.00. Other Armand Powders, 50 cents to $10.00-white, pink, creme, brunette, and tint natural, 11 FOR EXAMPLEt 30 x 3 0. S. DISCO 30 X'3 1-2 FISK 01ld price (Crerand ube) - - $12.95 - - 14.75 New Price (Tire and Tube) $9.98 10.75 And others at equally great reductions. 30x3 1-2 TUBES - - - $1,25, $1,65, $225 A new shipment of the AUTO-KAMP TRAILER is in. Now is the time to .se this Trailer. One of the most complete on the market. Come in-let us demon- strate, VERNON J. McCRUMB 113-115 South Ashley Street I "*" M"-. Daily Excursion to oc One Round Trip $ 2 Sundays Way (Return Same Day) Holidays Leaves Detroit Daily 9 a. n. (E. T.) The finest exclusive excursion steamer, the Put-in-Bay, noted for its large ballroom,, makes this trip a memorable one. Orchestra and dancing aboard, without extra charge. Cafeteria aboard. Four hours crammed with outdoor pleasures at Put-in-Bay-bathing-dancing- groves for lunching and athletic fields. See the wonderful Caves, and Perry's historic monument. Connections at Pat-in-Bay with steamers for Cleveland. Toledo and Lakeside. Daiy . $ Sandusky The pt-In-Bay zskes run tbgh to Sandusky everyday. Fare-$1.50 one *ay. SpgclaI !rday Excursions to Cedar Point A s r is r made every Friday to Cedar Point-the fresh water rival to finest bathing ieach in the world-large summer hotels, groves. and all outdoor amusements. Four hours at Cedar Point and seven aat-n-Bay.avi.g Cedar Point at 5 p. i. and Put-in-Bay at 7 p. in.; arrive bokin Detroit i0:0p. i. Tare-Cpoor Point. $1.50 round trip; Put-in- Bay, 80 contl. OF COURSE, -that is speakin'. relatively TARIK. 1 'I EDITORIAL COMMENT SCIENTIFIC FRIENDSHIP (Wisconsin Daily Cardinal) Did you ever find that friendships become "stale" and friends become boresome and insipid? Did you ever sit down to figure out what is wrong and find that there has been a lack of recognition on the part of one party or another? Perhaps you have not been appre- ciative of what he has done. Perhaps Pne. Mo $g18 Lpves detrot 8:45 p.po. Fare, Wed,.dThu?. 60c. $0, Su. and Holidalys, 75c. Write for Map Folder Ashley & Dustin Steamer Line Foot of First Street rz~_Detroit, Mich. i * * - * * 1 U-' e .add materially to scietnific knowledge. ' him in any ich he is en- I