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MANAGING EDITOR
HOWARD A. DONAHUE
Yditor ..............William.Stonean
t Editors...........Nathan Davis
Robert Gb Ramsay.
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ard Heidemann Ada Phelps
aret Geddes Andrew E. Propper,
r Heraper Regina Reichman
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through public demonstration of sup-
port for the plan, speaks for itself.
The official explanation of the policy
committee sets forth the purpose of
the organization as two-fold: "first to
produce a plan; and secondly, to in-
sure so far as possible, that it will be
put into operation."
Certainly of all things that have
furnished an incentive to the great
minds of the country, this offer by
the retired editor will stand out as
the seed of many brilliant plans for
America and the world at large in
fields of diplomacy and arbitration.
A British scientist claims that the
real wealth of the world is in f the
wind. No wonder America is the
wealthiest nation in the world. Wind
is something we have always cultivat-
ed.
If the British Scientist is right,
think of the untold millions going to
waste in congress.
And what a wealthy man is Magnus
Johnson.
YESTERDAY
By SMYTHE,
When Insanity Cooperates
A siren whistles a warning and the
citizens of Chester, Ill., arm themselves
and, assist in the search for 41 escap-
ed lunatics. At this writing 27 of them
have been caught, one was killed, and
there are 13 still at large. The sur-
prising angle in the escape was the.
brain-work and cooperation display-
pd by men who had been judged homi-
cidal maniacs.,
Contrary to the theory that insane
persons cannot act in unison, the
concerted action of the prisoners was
what brought about their successful
dash for liberty. The men were in
the exercising yard whenthe team
work started. Two of the convicts
started a fist fight, apparently to at-
tract attention, while others gathered
around, shouting excitedly. The
guards, unarmed, rushed through the
yelling group to quell the disturb-
ance Once in the midst of their pris-
oners, they were overpowered and 41
maniacs broke through the wire en-
closure before aid arrived.

the supporters of a renaissance have
succeeded in having four rooms of the
Grand Palais at next year's Autumn
Salon reserved for the display of spe-
cial examples of achievements in the
culinary art.
1,DSROLL,
ALL WORK AND NO
PLAY MAKES
JACK
Dear Tarik I noticed in the paper
the other day that some man was
elected president of the "Detroit Lion"
club. Please advice whether this club'
has any connection with the Detroit
Tigers. Gastonic.
Ans: So far as we noe, Gastonio,
the too clubs have nothing in comi-
mun.
Once new a gy that belonged to the
Humain Society for the Prevention of
Dumbness to Animals. Hope that
helps you out. Ed.
GOSH! LVONS and tigers! Awl
goes to show wat a wild wild place
that Dee-troit is.
Fightin' Dan McGoogin, football'
menter at Vanderbilt, according to
info dished to the Column by Bozo,
has prepared the following schedule
for his fall training tableg:
Five weeks Fbefore Michigan game
One teaspoon of pepper at evry meal
for each varsity man.
Four weeks
All bred and butter'to be substituuted
by plain hardtak.
Three weeks
One slice of rawmeet daily.
Iiwo weeks
Five happeny nails after each meal.
One Week
No food until after Michigan game.
If Bozo is handin us the strate dope
'a putty hungry bunch ought to go on
that field next fall.
Wonder if they'll wear napkins on-
to the, field!
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"Just this one last drink," as the
inveterate drunkard guzzled a bottle
of wood alcohol moonshine.


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WEDNESDAY, JULY 25, 1923
Night Editor-H. A. DONAHUE
'IE LAW-BREAKING GUARDIAN
OF JUSTICE
The Knights of the Pillow Case and
ghtgown have again disturbed the
renity of the West coast with de-
onstrations in Oregon and Califor-
[a. The white cap and robe stamped
th insignia of the Invisible Empire
ade its appearance when the "ghost-
>licemen" held a parade, just to let
te folks know that they were in
)wn.
While it does not seem likely that
e existence of such a hysterical band
self-appointer guardians of justice
ay work active harm at present, the
L.ct that the Klan is breaking city
rdinances by holding masked demon-
rations on the streets of municip-
lities throughout the country, while
he delegated arms of the law stand
y intimidated, commits the Klan to
he class of a comm*on law breaker,
i spite of its professed "100 per cent
merican" ideals.

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America, the land of prizes, pass-
s, and purses. Prize competition in
his country has become so common-
place that whenever a worthwhile or-
anization plans a contest designed to
ulfill some serious purpose, to obtain.
deas of value to the public, it is im-
nediately associated with the many
aimless contests that constantly be-
iege the American public. Beauty
ontest, movie contests, offers for best
rade names for new household com-
nodities, and guessing and popularity
contests are all important features of
every newspaper in the country'
Literary contests, although many in
number, are far outdone by the afore-
mntioned schemes which merely
serve as disguised advertising. Essay
contests command little or no atten-
;ion but everybody always is interest-
ed in seeing who is the most popular
girl of Paw Paw.
When Edward W. Bok announced
hs award for a world peace planmany
considered it. lightly. All acknowl-
edged that it would give many peo-
ple plenty to think about but the pes-
simistic majority are now of the im-
pression that it will but unearth sev-
eral hundred high but unattainable
conceptions of an ideal world. They
look upon it as a contest which will
occupy the front page of all the me-
tropolitan dailies but in the final reck-
oning, will have accompplished noth-
ing in the way of establishing world
peace.
The announcement of final rules for
the contest reaffirms the fact that it
will be futile to submit anything but
an extremely practical plan which
stands a reasonable chance of meet-
ing with approval from the American,
publ-ic and its representatives in the
senate. Promptitude in submitting
proposals has been made clear through
the fact that all manuscripts must be
In the hands of the jury of award by
midnight of the Armisitce day. The
arrangement for paying $50,000 of the
prize at the-time the- winner is select-
ed and the remaining half only when
his plan shall have been approved by
he United States senate or when in

The noteworthy part of the 'storyX
is the concerted action of the maniacs.r
One frenzied lunatic is easily quelled.
But when 50 or 60 of them cooperate,
it becomes a man's size job. Even 3
maniacs succeed when they put theirt
heads together. Imagine the degree of
success when we sane people learn to
cooperate.
Confessing Under Fire
Under the torrent of multifarious
threats upon his life, Stewart Browne,
the originator of te famous "iron-'
clad" lease that aroused such protest
from residents of New York City, has'
admitted that his agreement virtually
stripped his tenants .of every right
legally belonging to a home renter.
While he could withstand the legal
action of enraged citizens and fiery
accusation of spirited attorneys, the
strain of worry about his personal
safety was alone able to make the
crafty real estate investor confess to
his abuse of the landlords' rightful
privileges. Threats accomplish their
purpose once in a while at least.
Still, it might have been better for
all concerned if Browne had not
heeded the warnings which offered
him such a great variety of "finishes."
Mgldireoted :erve
Early last night in New Orleans, a
gang of men drove up in a motor truck
before a Piggly-Wiggly store located
in a busy down town section. The
gang entered the store, turned on all
the lights even the huge electric sign
before the place, loaded a 600 pound
safe on the truck and' calmly depart-
ed. Hundreds of persons witnessed
the interesting and careful operation
of loading the. safe. on the truck. The
crowds which stopped to watch, never
dreamed that they were witnessing
one of the most daring burglaries ever
engineered in a busy metropolis.
A scheme like that requires nerve.
The kind of nerve that can face dang-
'ers without flinching. It's too bad
that daring like that should be so
. nisdirected. Nerve like that could
clean up on Wall street and instead
it takes to kidnapping a safe with a
i easly $600.
Chefs As Artists
Fearing the decline ,of their Inter-
national reputation as skilled mast-
ers of the cuisine, the French have
again asserted their lead as creators
of gastronomical temptations by es-
tablishing the art of cooking as eighth
among the arts. Fine arts? Well,
these seems to be a bit of reluctance
' about admitting the chefs and cater-

A certain prof was under discussion
by a group of students. They were
ridiculing his line of stail jokes. Sud-
denly -the prof himself appeared on the
seen and sed (Indignitly) "I'll have
you understand my humor is nothing
to be laughed at."
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' The Silent Watches-
Of the night are those whose own-
ers forgot to wind them.
Dear Mr. Tarik: I should like, as
.this time, to say a few words to the
.esteemed readers of the Michigan.
Daily on the subject of the Ruhr oc-
cupation....
Quotation from doctor's report:
"At this point the editor gave a low
moan and fell over in a fit of gibbering
idiocy. He will probably live but will
not be himself for hours,. Name-
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e ODERN[ HUMOR
(Detroit News)
Students of literature and cultures
of our times aver that humor here
and abroad in the last ten years has
changed, in character; that it has be-
come less fresh and less spontan-
eous, farther from the soil, more cyn-
ical and blaze, a tired sort of mirth
depending for its point on a sneer.
It might he cited, too, that some-
times it has scomething in it deeper
than darkness. For example, a com-
mittee of chemists appointed by the
League of Nations is now seriously
undertaking to determine whether
warfare with poisonousgases is more
or less humane than the convential
means of slaughter with bayonet, bul-
let and high explosive. Early re-
ports are that the committee is in-
clined to favor chemical killers against
uniformed troops with prohibitions of
their use against unprotected com-
munities.
"Humane" in the standard lexicon
in defined as "having the feeling and
inclinations creditable to men; hav-
ing, showing or evidencing, a disposi-
tion to treat other human beings and
animals with kindness or compassion;
kind; benevolent; humanizing, exalt-
ing and refining." If this is the meas-
ure of humanity the committee, natur-
ally, will be entirely correct in con-
cluding that dissolving a man's lungs
in lethal vapor is quite as humane as
blowing his head off with an eight-inch
shell.
Humor in this interlude in history
is tired and inclined to hopelessness
%because the people who produce it

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