0u11 13 ttYt g L NEWSPAPER OF THE SUMMER SESSION OF THER~ UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN shed every morning except Monday during the Summer the Board in Control of Studen~t Publications. M(EMBER 0OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Lssociated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for re- mof all news dispatches credited to it or otherwise a~ this paper and the local news published' therein. ed at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second tion by carrier or mail, $z.ga. Ann Arbor Press Building, Maynard Street. TBusiness, 96o; ]Editorial, 2414. 4 aunications not to exceed Soo 'words,' if signed, the signa- necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, s of events will be published in The Summer Daily at the -of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The 'Summer Daily nsignied communications will, receive no consideration. No >t will be returned unless the/writer incloses postage. f, Summer Daily does not necessarily endorse the" sent:- ressed in the communicatonis. EDITOR1IAL STAFF Telephone 2414 [NG EDITrOR ...............LEOW J. 11ERSHDORrZ R or.......................James B. Young ts- f ward A. Donahue Julian Z. Mack Editor.......................... Jack -D. Briscoe Editor ................... .........borothy Bennetts, ............H-erbert S.-Case ,ditor........................... .Donald Coney Editor........................... ..G. D. Eaton Assistants B. B utler S Leona Horwitz BUSNESS STAFF Telephone 960 $SS MANAGER............. ..1{ER0LD C. HUNT ug................................ Townsend 11. Wolfe ion .................... .......George W. Rack w?od s ................ ....................... Lacurence H. Favrot ioi.............. ...... ....Edward F. Conlin Assistants $f. Clark Gibson nith Katherine E. Styer ,WEDNESDAY, JULY 12, 192~2 Night Eiditor-JULIAN ELLIS MACK' Assstant-J. A. Billings IF PASSING OF THE "GIRADE VAMPD" ,nmei- session h~as seen the passing of the le Vamp." A "Grade Vamp" is that speci- bf the female contingent in the class room depends upon smiles, tears, and the utterance feet~ nothings in the. ear of the more or less le instructor, for the purpose of performing heio'mena of obtaining passing. or better s in a course. during the summer she is not in evidence. it is the sober-faced, be-spectacled group of iinity who hangs breathlessly on the edges of seats, and keep both feet on the, floor. When stion is asked, there is no hesitating "Well-a- heanswer is prompt and complete. mn on the warmest evenings -the boulevard but few couples,, and the Huron river is at- without a canoe. It must Ibe because the Suml-, session co-educational studejnt is working for ades. Can,there e any other plausible reas- THE XWORLDGOES ON tas the governm1en~t has taken into consid- n th~e progress1 from bicycle riding to motor- ding in their new design for special delivery s, so people universally will- recognize that an age of progr~ess, and that we can not stay we are----we must eitherr go backward or for- Not, only will new, methods and moreef methods supercede 4ihe old in business,_ but must also be a change. in the entire social sys- What we stamp as bolshevism is probably radical and more advanced way of express- sires which all people have and which can riced 'out in a moe sane and sensible manner. is a stigma attached to the wyord which in. me~ans little or nothing that would signify ntemptuous way in which it is used. For aft- ideas with which we cannot agree are not y wrong simply becau~se we do not grasp w point of the other person. Whether these which are cropping out are going to be work_~ sensibly or whether they will be repressed, in. Lway as to f orm a canker in the social Sys- the. couxntry depends entirely on the education generation of children which is growing up. y" imbibe the ideas of progress as it is ex- d by the violent agitators, or if every new it is shut down as something disgraceful in- 3f being thought out as an adequate solution ie fallacies of its reasoning discovered, there [ways be a certain amount of danger from oroups of dissatisfied individuals. The pur- ,hich education can fulfill then is to recognize problems and to seek to give to each in- i1 an understanding of the principles involv- Iweough such a method alone will there be a ctory progress. rowmindedness may be defined as a manus being impinged by his own social surround- Ape is next to man in intelligence,:says a pychol- ogist. We wonder if woman follows the ape. If a professor comes from Illinois would it be permissable to call him a "sucker"? There are only two parts of speech-nomely, male and female; -To rest in peace is many a time a grave thing. ...e..f4.l...f.fl.lf.llf..*t fl*f,. . . THE FRYING PAN j - flsh n te a.. . PIRATE .SONG A Basso-profundo pirate, I1 The scourge of the Spanish Main. I soak myself in rock and rye; I hang poor fools from the yard-arm high 'Where the brown sail slants against the sky; And I raise eternal Cain. I scuttle a ship for its yellow gold As I guzzle a peg of gin. Great Kidd ! What horrible tales are told Of the clinking burden that freights my hold, The spoil of depredations bold--' I am certainly sakd in sin., I'll fire my bark, 'the ",Coq d'Or," dAnd bury her bones in the sea Ere I hang in chains at Salvadore Where the gouty admirals rat and roar. I'll find me a grave ii the ocean's floor. It's a watery Hell for me !{ Gallos-Meat The artistic rabbit who kicks about the way the campus has been ruined by sidewalks and then cuts across the grass. THE DEMON RUBY OF JUDHIPORE. ' Chater III: 'The Fourth Dimension "-and so he went out into the night," concluded Bellini Rogers, as he sat in his landlady's -sitting- room, recounting to her how Ingomnar 'Ten Brock had rifled Dr. Ventricle's safe of the directions to the ruby. Mrs. Plummett sighed and stirred the kettle- of custard that simmered on -the hob. She was a fattish, motherly old woman of fifty or a hundred or so with gold rimmed spectacles., She was drink- ing hot toddy composed of Jamaica runt and- hot water. "hiere, Mr. Rogers," she said, as Rogers blew his nose into'his pocket handkerchief, ."take somec toddy. 'this turrible fog does get into a body's bones Now tell me, have you. still got that bit "of paper you found in West Hal?" :Here it is,"said Rogers. ' "I showed it to Ser- geant Jensen- and he said it was, a cloo, but he gave it back to mrre because he said he. idn' Lnderstand the'figures _on it, and it might baffle him. ile 'said hie couldn't afford to be baffled on this cae." Mrs. PluMmett took aligther swig of toddy and settled her glasses to examine the torn scrap of pa- per. "Hmm " she said after a moment. "Did you sa± Miss Ventricle dsiappeared directl after readO- ing this, or rather the whole sheet ?" "So far as I know," replied Rogers. "I was watch- Ong the' fog at the time-; *"This tgirrible fog," murmured -Mrs. Plumnmett,. emptying her glass. "'Mr. Rogers," she continued, "I can't tell you where Miss Ventricle is, but I can tell you how she disappeared." "0, how? How ?" cried Rogers. "She was spirited away by a power we know lt- tle about"'~ "Yes-s,? POo on(' "Mr. Rogers, your sweetearf was kidnapped by the fourth dimension !" 'Bellini Rogers shrank back in his chair, practically overwhelmed by this blow. He held out his glass mutely. With rare tact Mrs. Plummett refilled it. "f ow do you know ?" she asked, setting down the empty glass.' "Irecognize the figures on this bit of paper for .a part of the formula nay poor husband was always working ever," replied Mrs. Plummett, drying a tear.' "It's mighty fortunate fotr you1 that this is only part of the formula, -or else you would have disappeared ats soon as, yotu had read it." "But hov will'Kar Putt Singhi and his dastardly gang materialize .alone ?" questioned Rogers. "By factoring her out of the unknown with quiad- ratics, I suppose," replied 'Mrs. Plummett. "T re- piember my poor husband used to say that a qua<