I# Mn 743ttt lU CIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE SUMMER SESSION OP THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN ublished every rmorning except Monday during the Summer n by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS he Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for re- ation of all news dispatches credited to it or otherwise ed in this paper and the local/news published therein. ntered at the postoffice .at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second matter'. ubscription by carrier or mail, $1so. , ffices: Ann Arbor Press Building, Maynard Street. hones: Business, 960; Editorial, 2414- oinunications not to exceed 300 words, if signed, the signa- ot necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith,, otices of events will be published in The Summer Daily at the tion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Summer Daily Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. No script will be returned unless the writer incloses postage.- .' 'he Summer Daily does not necessarily endorse the senti- 1expressed in the communicatonis." EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 2414 AGING EDITOR............. .I lO J. HERSHDORFAR Editor...............................James B. Young Editors-. Howard A. Donahue Julian E. Mack ng Editor..................................Jack D. Briscoe n's Editor...........................Dorothy Bennettst rials ................................ .Herbert S. Case r Editor................ ....... ....Donald Coney ry ditor......................... ......G. D. Eaton Assistants W. B, *Butler Leona Horwitz BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 IESS MANAGER.........HEROLD C. HUNT sing............................. Townsend H. Wole tion........................t.......George W. Roclkwood t ....................Laurence H. Favrot tion........................ . .......E dward A. Conlin Goldsmith Assistants E. Clark Gibson' Katherine E. Styer TUESDAY, JULY 11, 1922 Night Editor-W. BERNARD BUTLER Assistant-Herbert S. Caser MAKE US LAUGH, PROFESSOR )f c'ourse there is something incongruous in the :ion of a dignified college professor being a hum- st. but it is possible as is shown by the case of >f. Stephen LeacoCk, of McGill unniversity. In- :ect does not have to be poluted wvith dignity, dignity as a rule is inclined to savor pretty .ch of sham. Dignity without sham is not dig- y, but just good manners.; 5tadents do npt enjoy being tauht by one who ks all sense of humor, and certainly the profes- r who appreciates jocularity and injects it into class room need not loose the respect of his Oils or control of his classes. There is a professor in the Medical college who ecognized as one of the world's greatest au- rities in his special line of work, and be is a nous teacl7er. Yet he has a keen sense of humor I endears himself to his classes by his continual ofs it. - the days of the grouch and the sober-face have >pily been put on the shelf, and even a college fessor is being looked upon as human, and is pected to laugh. Laughter and humor will not .y build up a man, but it will go a long way to- rds putting a nation on Rand, McNally's clored ets. PAGE MR. CRIMINOLOGIST Questions as to whether or not an ex-convict has n reformed by his study in a penitentiary are en brought up and answered in the negative. The sgn for ,he failure of the convict'to reform is en given as a lack of desire on the part of the .n to go ;straight, and this is attributed to the t that his mental attitude is one of seeking to : even witlq society. Once in a while a man demonstrates a great de- e to get back to a normal social status and to live h his fellow-men. Such a man was John Francis ynn who ostensibly reformed, wrote poetry about sOn life some of which attempted to show that a - could reform after years in prison, and who veled extensively talking prison reform in a seem- ly intelligent manner. Upon appearing at one tle. local churches during the last winter he ned quite a bit of sympathy with the tale of the ustice of his penitentiary term, with his desire to rk for the improvement of the lots of other ex- Ivicts to the exclusion of his own interests; and succeeded in selling his poetry to help the cause. at a 'noin with such talent and who apparently lerstood his relation to society as a case of an >ortuiity to make good should be arrested re- ttly on a charge of attempted robbery has a dency to remove people's faith in all convicts ecially those who show signs of intelligence. It y be that Glynn's purpose in coming to Ann Ar- was to reform the students rather than to seek p for any of his fellow sufferers, but if it was latt'er he has done the cause the greatest harm Mible by connecting his name with it., IIHO WANTS PRE-WAR CONDITIONS? et back to normalcy ! Get back to normalcy ! e American people everywhere are crying for malcy and pre-war conditions-crying for some- ig they will never get. Conditions never can be The human being should always strive for an ideal, and this ideal should be so far off that it can niever be attained. It should be always out of reach. With everything there should be room for improvement. If the American people wish to get back to pre-war conditions, then they signify their acceptance of those conditions as their ideal, and having realized their ideal, will go back, walking once more on all fours. There are too many who are just waiting, and consoling themselves by believing that they will be on easy street when conditions get back to normal. Too bad.. For out of this hodgepodge of political graft, sentiment, murder and hot.air that the world has recently been saturated with, and still smacks a bit of, there is going to be molded a new universe, with new and better ethical and business standards. Conditions will be such that there will be very few coaches made out of pumpkins. Competition is hav- ing its edge sharpened, and it is going to require brains to accumulate fortunes. Gray-matter is go- ing to be in greater demand. So forget the cry to.get back to nomalcy, for it is not what the world wants, needs, and can have. The world is going forward, not backwad. And the United States is just a nose ahead of the rest of the universe! Aren't there some others who, en those hot days, long for the oldet times when the Orient and Joe's Place kept such refreshing beverages? If we were to judge by the movies there are only two types of men, i.e., the sheik and the meek. We wonder if your boarding house also serves nothing but roast beef or cold pork. , qutS... .................. .. .....t.,... ......... ..... .c . uS.p.,.., . TH E'FRYING PAN ~it.T""-a flash in the Pan"N ....... .M. . . . ............... ...... .. ....... ..I.Y..... ... i A FOOT NOTE TO COLYMN CONDUCTING A colyum is a simple way To indicate time's flight; You only have to finish one When there's one more to write. In those simple, happy days, before the Summer session, when we were $ mere student and not a colyum conducted at all, we took humor lightly. Humor, thought we, was a thing to be intercepted gracefully as it passes by, not something to be stalked with notebook and blood-hounds. Then in one of those less sane moments our friends mention so disparagingly, we took over thishumor colyum. The editor, in his disarming way, said he would give us twelve inches a day. We thanked him and came away, wondering at his moderation. Ten inches ! Paltry space! We went home and looked it up on the landlady's yard-stick-liow small it seemed. Often, during the early canoeing season, we had said enongh clever things in one evening to fill twice that space. Of course, with the in- spiration of the moment and with the moon to help, the situations are not exactly comparable: So we found to our subsequent dismay. "Given a set of morning papers, and child .... can write a colym," casually remarks F. P. A. He may be a successful colyum conductor, but his views of the ease with which this commerce can be car- ried on are lamentably incorrect. , We know. We got a set of morning papers-and a child. It was the landlady's son. "Come, Am- brose the colyum!" And then we could invite in the children of the neighborhood to get variety. Of course you couldn't expect a young boy of twelve to get a lot of variety into his stuff day after day. But it didn't work. The young scamp only read the sport page and the cohic pictures and stole a package of cigarettes off my desk. His mother got quite nasty about some people corruptin' -the youth of the community. So we were driven to predatory excursions among the back numbers of Life and Judge and the col- lege comics. A joke, you know, is like an um- brella. Common property tf nobody sees you take I thought it was my own !" or "A blind man asked me to hold it for him," or something like that. And we acquired the notebook habit. Our friends are very careful now about what they say within our hearing. We never laugh anymore at a funny story. Ah no, we are too busy asking ourselves whether it is too old or too deep or too some- thing for the colyum. A funny life, conducting a humorous colyum. Gaucherie Parini les onoureux Je ne trouve pas place. Ma s, en regairdant ceux Parmi les amoureux -aire le sot; a Dieu i1 me faut rendre ttces: Parmi les amoureux Je we trouve pas place. 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We are featuring packages that slip 'in the pc Better try them. 1922 JULY S 9[ T W T F 1922 FS 1r 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12) 13 14 15 16 1 S,1 0 223 24 25 26 27 28 . 29 30 31 PANAMA AND STRAW HATS CLEANED THE RIG~HT WAY Prices for cleaning Panamas $1.25 up. Prices for stiff straws...... .75 up. We do only high class work. FACTORY HAT STORE X17 PACKARD STREET Telephone 1792 Calkins / . - DRUG COMPA 324 S. State St.--711 Packard St. --E. ai Ur rI Ann Arbor Savings Bank Two Offices: N. W. Corner Main and Huron St. 707 N. University Ave. I A 'I -U r , _ 1 RAIN WATER SHAMPOOS Maroelling Manicuring water waving Mrs. T. L. Stoddard, Tel. 2652 707 N. University DETROIT UNITED LINES' TIME TABLE Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6 :oo a. In., oo a. m., :oo a. m., 9:00 a. im. and hourly to 9 :o5 p. in.., Jackson Express Cars (local stops of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a. m. and every two hours to 9:47 P. in.I Local Cars, East Bound-s 5s a. m., 7-o a. mn. and, every, two hours to g :oe p. mn.; z -: -p."in. To Ypsilanti only-z:4o p. m., 12:25 a. in., 115s a. in. To Saline, change at Ysilanti. Local Cars, West Bound-7:5 a. in., 2:40 ~P. in.' To Jackson and Kalamazoo--Limited cars: 8:4, 10:47, a. m.; 12:47, 2:47, 4:47 P. m. To Jackson and LansingLimited: 8:47 p. mn. Daily Service to PUT-IN-BAY and SANDUSKY (On the Big Steamer Put-in-Bay) Finest exclusive Excursion Steamer, Largest Ball 0 Room, Finzel's Orchestra. No extra charge for danc- ing. Steamers leave on Eastern Time. Every day from Detroit at 9:00 a. m. for Put-In-Bay-Connecting with'Cleveland and Buffalo Transit Co., and Steamer Arrow for Middle Bass, Kelley's Island and Lakeside. Sandusky-Connecting with Railroads and Suburban Lin Cedar Point-15 min. byferry from Sandusky, Fare includ Excursion fares, (returning same day) Put-In-Bay, week day, 80c; Sundays, Holidays,$1.15 Roun Sandusky, every day, $2.00 Round trip. Four hours at Put-In-Bay; Bathing, visit the Caves, Per Pavilion, Groves, Dancingrand many other attractions, seve Cedar Point-Fresh water rival to Atlantic City; Large Hote Thousands bathe here daily. Returning: Leave Cedar Point by Ferry for Sandusky. from Big Four Dock 2:30 n. m. Put-In-Bay 4:30 p. m. Arr. in D Dancing Moonlights Leave , Ashley & Dustin Detroit 8:45 p.m. Fare Wed. &Thurs. 60cSat. &Sun. 75c. Foot of First St. Write for map folder A: , 4 Gallows-Meat The dumb duck who explains that heat, it's the humidtiy." ATTENTION "it's not the With some of the light-weight- summer trousers men are now wearing petticoats are almost a neces- city. Fraternities, Sororities, Clubs and other organizations can be well taken care of by calling ANN ARBOR REALTY Nattonal Bank Building Phone 40 . S ... Are they keeping open ho I dence. or just raisinz ie roc at Newberry Resi- .; r lr^rI