PAGE TO THE SUMMER MICHIGAN DAILY FRIDAY, AUGUST 11, 1922 PAGE TWO FT{IDAY, AUGUST 11, 1922 t14r oath rar r I 11113 Un 43tttlg OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE SUMMER SESSION OF THE UNIVERSITY 'OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the Summer Session by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the se for re- publication of all news dispatches credited to it or otherwise credited in this paper and the local news published therein Zatered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan. as econd els matter. Subsriptios by carrier or mail, $s.go. Offces: Ann Arbor Press Building, Maynard Street. Phones: Busines, 960; Editorial, S414. 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Trotter Thelma Andrews BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ...................HEROLD C. HUNT Advertising.............................Townsend H. Wolfe Publication...............................George W. Rockwood Accounts...............................Laurence H.Favrot Circulation......................... ...... .Edward F. Conlin Assistants Philip H. Goldsmith A Katherine E. Styer lma r. Young "I. FRIDAY, AUGUST 11, 1922 Night Editor-HOWARD A. DONAHUE Assstant-R. C. Trotter THE TRIPS COME THROUGH An experiment is deserving of praise because of --the worthy effort involved in its solution. When an experiment bears the fruit of success it is laureled with universay approbation. The summer tours program was an experiment which has attained the end for which it was plan- ned in one Summer session. In previous years only two trips were given under University direction, and these were established as annual affairs in 1905. The addition of 12 new trips to the program de- manded extra effort and endless correspondence on the part of University officials in the arrangement of details. The most commendable feature of the program, however, is the complete co-operation offered by the managements of the industries and institutions which were visited. The student visitors were welcomed and courteously guided through plants; banks, laboratories and a prison. On one occasion hospitality was extended in the form of a luncheon at which the students were guests of honor, and this added demonstration of cordiality will be re- peated during the last tour Saturday. Spontaniety in co-operation deserves no small measure of laudation. Since the opening of the tour program, numerous offers of the privilege of inspection have been received in the office of the Summer session from firms in neighboring cities. The offers, in most instances, were extended to next summer when they were informed that this summer's program was filled. The itinerary has takn summer students into the realm of practicality and human interest, which compounded with academic work, is an ideal edu- ! ational program. ON THE S. OF E. HOME A resolution was passed at a recent banquet of the School of Education to the effect that efforts should be made to secure better housing for that depart- ment, and this seems entirely fitting. The School of Education has had a surprising growth in the past year and the class rooms provided are in no way to be considered satisfactory for their pur- poses, inasmuch as most of the classes, excepting lectures, are held in the basement of Tappan hall. Even in summer time one can hardly consider them agreeable. However, the new Education building which is to be constructed for the purpose of pro- viding a University training school will also in time furnish rooms for classes and lectures, and offices. It is hoped that the left wing which is to be com- posed of these new departments will soon be con- structed. But it is appreciated that a training school is the most necessary feature of these constructions. Students and others realize, at least after gradua- tion, that a necessary part of the training has been omitted if they have not had practice teaching un- der the supervision of competent instructors. Be- cause in teaching experience and class room man- agement are very important factors, graduates of the University School of Education are handicapped un- til they have these facilities which are now being provided. As soon as this feature is taken care of attention should be given to that other factor of im- portance, the proper housing of the classes, BIGGER-BE TTER The work of an efficient Health service, is of ut- most importance to the University, one of its prime functions being the prevention of sickness and dis- ease. Consequently, it is hoped that with the addi- tional facilities the new Health service will have at its disposal next year, a more adequate physical ex- amination will be given all students, and more en- ergy will be exercised in keeping extensive charts and records of the health of each individual than has been the case in the past. THE FRYING PANI a flash in the Pan." E DEAD JUDGES The law student cons the musty pages. Over him there creeps, out of the dim past, Vague sensations. He sees delicate pale fingers, Now mouldered in the grave, as the quill works Across the parchment. There is a subtle fragrance About the lace frills that show at the wrists Under the sober gown. The quill is laid aside, And the fine, strong fingers pinch a trifle of snuff, And in the lengthening shadows that creep across The high paneled courtroom; the flowing wig Trembles a moment. Blackstone in his chambers, Goldsmith Roistering in the tavern below. The candle flicker- ing As the sea-breeze creeps up from the Thames, and Steals across the Inns. "- if he kills, it is high Treason, for the king is caput et salus reipublicae," And downstairs,-"To His Majesty, God .Bless Him!" And the clink of shattering glass. Where are the dead reporters, and the Dicta that their speeding fingers traced? Musty papers, Fluttering down the aisles of time,-heart-breaks, crimes, And widow's wailings,-and still, the dead fingers Working over the parchment. G. D. H. GIDDA P, CUL TCHAW ! Our Own Daily said yesterday in the famous ed- itorial section on page two, "A college course serves little more than to act as a whip to spur people on -:,, Boy, page Messrs. Scott and Denny, these insur- recting metaphors must be put down ! A Chicago store advertises waterproof rouge. Now a lot of us can go bathing as have never gone before. D'SKEETER CHOIPS De Joisey Boid is doin' the sizzlin' for this here Pan today., Step right up, folks, and get your red hot puns- they come fast'n thick. This State street bunch which they's always hold- in' up the Arcade tinks dey's pretty flip; but dey aint, not by a long shot. Yesterday one of deni makes some wise crack about Hoboken bein' a bum joint, an' right away I ups at him an' says Hey buddy, I says, I'm from Joisey myself, and he shines back between his gold teeth Zatso? And I says Yes zatso 'n ya better stop choipin' about Hoboken cuz it's in Joisey, see? An' he says, Zatso, I thought it was in a warmer climate than that. Darn tootin' it aint, says I, an' it'll be a lot warmer for ya if ya don't clamp dose gold nuggets of yours tight between your lips or else you'll need a pick t' dig 'em out of yer throat. Well dat holds him for a second but he comes back for more with a sick look on his mug and says, Who started this argument? An' I choips right at him. Nobody didn't but dis kid here's gon- na finish it get me buddy? Ya want never fool around with none of dese here hard eggs from Jois- ey,-dey's tough down' dere-so tough when dey hits a guy dey knocks the taste outa his mouth. In dat old state dey's all pugs. D'ja ever hear of Si Mulligan? Why sure, says he, why sure. Ya did? Yes but I didn't know dey had a chapter in New Jersey! I got so disgusted with him I slips him one between the glims an'. walks away while dey's try- in' t' bring him to. DE JOISEY BOID. THROUGH AMERJCAN HISTORY ON ROLL- ER SKATES II: The War of 1912 The. war of 1812 was caused by a friendly dis- cussion of .the Einstein theory by several Bowery cops. Later England and America took sides. The. battle ,of Lake Erie, the most notable event of this particular war, was fought in :184o on Ches- apeake Bay, between the U. Sfrigate "Constitu- tion," (which was severely damaged in the first round by the i8th amendment), the battleship "Maine," and the British troops under the Duke of Wellington. It was there that the famous remark was made, "My kingdom for a horse.'' LUKE WARM. "Owosso Death Curve to be Straightened." What dor the Owosso undertakers say? Gallows-Meat -'The bitter-ender who teaches his class up to the last gap of the Chimes. CALIGULA, Ann A Savings Two Offices: N. W. Corner Main and Huron St 707 N. University Ave. rbor Bank I. I I __________________________________ ~an~s ." x For Your Summer Reading B OOK S from GRAHAM'S Both 0-tores w .-" --- DETROIT UNITED ISES TIME TABLE Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6:oo a. in., 7:00 a. m.. 8:oo a. in., o:oo a. n. and hourly to 9:o5 p. m. 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