at ." tou1ch it ii SSION 0F lay during tt Publications. : Summer CIATED PRESS entitled to the use f.r re- edited to it or otherwise ws published therein. Arbor, Michigan, as second which makes the deep iIlpress on personality. President Burton's negative definition to the ef- fect that a University is not a storehouse of knowl- edge containing that solid material all done up in gunny-sacks from which the professors wheel out on trucks their daily contributions day by day to the intellectually famished students, is very apt. The student often has a right to wonder if the great Universities are not rather factories with coldly metallic machines 'which take human physical and intellectual raw material and grind out so much uniform finished product. For Your from BOOKS GRAHAM' Both Stores s II post( Ak , .x. - I I nard Street. >rds, if signed, the signa. t as an evidence of faith, The Summer Daily at the ed to The Summer Daily ive no consideration. No er incloses postage: sarily endorse the senti- j(iiiilNiii HliiQ{liliii lMi'{ii1YR fiiNMNYM111MltgMH{ii!!llMiaiYYi lltlr{!4!lliWirtli w .i , - IL i; : .; s THE FRYING PAN .-a flash in the Pin," DETUOIT UNITED LINES "TI)FE TABLE Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) "Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6 :oo a. I., 7:00 a. ., 8:0a. m. :00 a. r. and hourly to 9:05 p. in. Jackson Express Cars (local stops of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a. in. and every two hours to 9:47 p. m. Local Cars, East Bound-5:s a. M., 7:c0 a~ in. and every two hours, to 9:os p. m. 11:00 p. In. To Ypsilanti only--m :40 p. m., 1":25 a. m., 1:15 a. In. To Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars, West Bound--7:So a. it., 240 p. m. To Jackson and Kalamizoo- ;Limited cars: 8: 47, 10:47, a. in.; 1z:47, 2:47: 4:47 p. Mn. To Jackson and Lansing--Limited: 8 :4q Mr r.I M rrrsr..f,...srrrsrs.srsrrrI.rraarf.r....tarrr____________________a~rras FOR SALE SEVEN-ROOM HOUSE $6,800.00 410 Benjamin St. $12,500.00 Store with rooms for small family 812 Monroe St. InquTire of MR. DOS"TER 'Tel. 1471l-M EDITORIAL STAFF Y The deathless verse To head this Pan; Has got the hearse. Itwouldn't scan. Telephone 2414 EDITOR .............. . HRHDORF4R .... .......Jam~es B. Young. A..Donahue Julian L. Mack )r............................Dorothy BennettS .............Herbert S. Case, Elizabeth Nylund ... ........Donald Coney r.......................G. D.- Uten Assistants .Butler P1r C R. Trotter Sidney Kripke BUSJ2NESS STAFF Telephone 960 MANAGER .................IIEROLD C. HUNT .........Townsend H. Wolfe ................George W. Rqckwood ..............Laurence H. Favrot ......................Edward F. Conlin Assistants GDldsmpith Katherin es S.Styer B. BWatson. Shoesmiith t ,_ '. F S% JTUY 30, 1922 '-RAL~PH N. cBYEiRS t-R. C. Trotter S MICHIGAN OVERGROWN'? , nt Marion IL. Burton insists that it is pos- naintain integrity and proper functioning ugh this institution becomes much larger s. His opponents urge that the students g 'that personal touch which is so neces-' >roducing the fully rounded college man.- is examples of this professional .aloof- a the student body are being cited . tints' are made of the coniplexity of the e organization and the absolutely imperson-' n which many of the cases are handled, e or no regard as to the health, previous or financial situation of the filer of the In the engineering college there are eight omnmittees on classification, delinquent discipline, etc., besides a standing com- 12 professors which bring the total num- :ulty men serving up to 32. Practically all uestions. raisedby petitions made by the >dy must be presented in writing on specifi- . Usually one man acts for his whole' some assistant determines if the petition redetermined conditions and the chairman name with little more personal consider- n that required to fill the dotted line. mmittee chairmen have their assistants r signatures with rubber stamps. hool of Education, on the other hand, has ittees with nine imen acting. No one has ously attempted to number the countless es which take care of the business of the )f Literature, Science, and the Arts, but e attempted to get satisfasction about ques-: become discouraged because of the red :h they encounter. ag ago a student who planned on getting in the literary college before embarking rofessional training from another college, :ial reasons, found himself confronted with ity of taking a combined course in order to e two degrees. When his requisites were ed it was found that he lacked some few meet the requirements. The petition to the combined course, however, was filed; understanding that the man would make up, in the Summer session. the redgular form for the reply to the, vas mailed to the applicant, it was 'found :ourse the committee required him to take. given during the Summer session nor copld any course 'in the required departments >ild supply the number of hours therein A long parley resulted with the Dean and of his college, members of the committee hich ended in. the man's securing permis- ake substitute courses. During the con- one of the two mentioned members of the admitted that he had not seen the ap- The blank returned was mimeographed, nts being'filled in'on dotted lines, and the applied with a -ubber stamp or duplicat- LITTLE ESSAYS BY THE DAMNED III: Success Speedily have I risen in the world, So.speedily that those who were formerly above me are now .far beneath in the depths of oblivion ' I am one of the few that a big city looks up to-- yet I have arisen to position by my own efforts. No hand helped me-no chariot of fire was there to give me' a lift. Yes. I arose by ,my own, con- scientious plodding; always, ahead, always upward. There was no other way.' .Thewindow washers of the Woolworth building are not allowed to ride in the elevators. I;UKE WARM. THE DEMON RUBY OF JOHDPOR Chapter VII: The Curious Conduct of Mrs. Plumnmett -" As "The Tin Ear" drew -in to shore Dr. Ventricle stood up in the stern. . "There," he cried above the roar of the engine, "there lie the location of the Demon Ruby." "He pointed toward a large, cock-eyed barn that stood in the xharsh not far from th water's edge. Bellini Rogers thought it was painted with cam- ouflage, but as they neared' the shore he saw that it was merely an advertisement for liver pills. "Let us have some custard to the success of our quest," cried he. "You're on," replied Seargeant Jenon ap Jenson, reaching for the kettle. He reached in vain, The kettle was gone! "Where is the custa-d and rum?" cried Salome. "Where is Mrs. Plummett?" shouted Dr. Ven- 4ricle. Rogers struck his hand to his' head. "I remember now!" he cried, "she fell overboard half a mile back." "And took the custard with her, I suppose," sigh- ed the Sergeant. Dr. Ventricle, who was steering, gave the wheel a sudden .twist and brought'"The Tin Ear's up to the rickety dock. "Ah well," he said, "we musn't~cry over spilt custard.: Let us go forward to the place of the hidden ruby." Just as they were about to do so a large white horse could be seen to gallop away from behind the barn. On its back was Mrs. Plummett. At the saddle bow hung the kettle of custard and rnm! ,She rode low over the horse's neck and beat it where the ribs were shortest with her umbrella. She was going like sixty. Our little group thought that ,rather strange but they went on anyway. The barn was closed apd they had to pry open the front door with the corkscrew. It was very dark inside. Tehy couldn't see to find 'the ruby. So they turned on the lights. i The niinute they had done so, they wished they -hadn't. There before them, wrapped in a sinister black cloak, stood the bloodthirsty figure of Ingomar Ten Brock! .Before they could utter a word they were surrounded by Gaspard the Wolf and backed up against the wall. "Aha !" sneered Ingomar Ten Brock, "So you would forestall me. Heh, heh, heh." He laugh'd with fiendish glee. Bellini Rogers, galled to the quick by the effrontery of this arch-villian of the Nefarious Nine, started forward, the corkscrew in his hand. He was brought to a sudden halt with Gaspard's bowie knife at his throat. "Have a care, young man," said Ten Brock. "If you will remain quiet until I and my minions dis- cover the 'ruby which is hidden here, you shall go safely away. If not ." He gave them a nasty look. IHe drew 'from under his cloak the stolen blue-. book and, turning its pages, made a rapid calcul- ation. He began to measure off distances on the floor like mad. Finally he stopped. "Here," he said, stamping his foot over a cer- tain board, "lies the Demon Ruby of Johdpore !" He stooped and pryed up the board. A black cavity yawned beneath him. He looked in and then staggered backward, with a cry. Dr. Ven- tricle and his band broke from Gaspard the Wolf' and pressed forward. The Ruby was gone! As they left the fatal barn they heard the death rattle in the throats of Ingomar Ten Brock and Gaspard the Wolf as they died of deepest chagrin. (Next Sunday "The Re-Appearance of the Ruby." The last chapter.) I,+~w ,i sgr kYOUWILL FIND THE, Farmers and Mecanics Bank KO D A KF.IN I Our prints are made on Materials that are Eastm A place to bring your I the food better; now more prompt. 0 rlol T fan r, A pleasant, conven- ient and SAFE place to transact your business. ods that are Eastman ap pr experience of our experts al'e finest quality finishing. Bring us youir dg 4g=MI P5T Lsy1. o 1! F7 TWO OFFICES: 101-105 South Main St. 330 South State St. Nickels' Arcade Member of the Federal Reserve r for A eial U Luggage Carriers the Quickly Attached to the Running Board, G Strong and Durable. Former Price $6 special $3.95 for a few .days. 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