THE SUMMER SESSION OF 'Y 01F MICHIGAN cept Monday during the Summer f Student Publications. ASSOCIATED PRESS sively entitled to he use f r te- ,hw credited to it or ob*"* cal news publishd therean. Ann Arbor, Liogsah . as second so that the individual would find no en situations in which he would not know A or say in accordance with circumstances. grassing t to do I For Your Summer BOOK ynard Street. words, if signed, the signa- but as an evidence of faith' in The Sumnmer Daily at the mailed to The Summer Daily receive no consideration. No writer incloses postage. cessarily endorse the geoti- EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 2414 R ............LEO J. HERSHDORFFR .......................James B. Young nahue Julian &. Mack ...........................Dovothy Bennet" ..........Herbert S. Case, Elizabeth Nylund ..............Donald Coney ...........................G. D. Eaton Assistants C. R. Trotter Sidney Kripke 1USINESS STAFF Telephone 960 ER ................HEROT{D C.HUNT ....................Townsend H. Wolfe ..............George W. Rockwood .....................:..Laurence H. Favrot ..............Edward1F.,Conlin S THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE If the 748 newspapers and magazines of Mich- igan, with an average circulation of about Soo, have used the word 'flapper" two times each within the past year, the term has appeared before the readers of the state 14,538 times. But could one of the three and one-half million readers form an ac- curate definition of the word? It is always couched in a paragraph of warm or lukewarm scandal, hung with quotation marks, and in general intended to create a sensation of patermal and moral resentment against violations of conventionalities. Webster, had he given it space, would have prob- ably defined it as "One who flaps." But if as a piece of slang it in any way connects the girl with gbbreviated tresses and dresses with the family of domestic fowls, there's some mistake, for people have always thought of the rooster as the exponent of flapping, crowing and other outward demonstra- tions of superficial vanity and cocksureness. "Flapper" is but another one of those meaning- less misleads which are stumbling blocks to the foreign students of English, and a space filled to the prattle box editor. If the weather man refuses to give us rain, there are artifiicial means of keeping the campus from looking like a' prairie. Where are all those sprinkl- ers, Buildings and Grounds Department? Or aren't you going to summer school? A York, Pa., factory manufactured a billion pretzels last year, which formed in a chain, would have a length of 36,ooo miles. Who was it that said the pretzel business would be ruined by the no- beer act? "There will be many young filks in Ann Arbor Wednesday and Thursday."-Times News. Dja ever see a filk ? Neither did we. Wonder if they're dangerous when they're young? e Have you, too, been keeping your eyes open for stray snakes gliding about the campus? Did someone say they were going to, regulate the poor old campus clock? DETROIT UNITEb LIMS, TIME TABLE Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6 :oo a. mn., 7:00 a. in., 8 :oo a. mn., o :oo a. mn. and. hourly to 9:o5 p. m. Jackson xpress Cars (local stops of Ann Arbor)- :47 a. m. and every two hours to 9:47 P. im. Local Cars, Last Bound-s-:5 5a. im., 7:oo a. m. and every two hours to 9:oo p. n.; t t:oo p. m. To Ypsilanti only- t :40 p. m., 12:-25 a. m.,, I: is a. mn. To Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars, West Bouid-:so a. M., 2:4 p. M. To Jackson and Kalamazoo--Limited cars: 8:47, 10 :47, a. m. 2 :47: 2:47. 4:47 P. im. To Jackson anA Lansing-Li hited: 8:47 Ann Arbor Savings Bank Two Offices: N. W. Corner Main and Huron St 707 N. University Ave. V ~Ii ii FAILINGS' GRAHAM'S Both Flores Cool and Well Ventilated. H 714 Monroe Street, just One block south c from BEST MEALS AT I p Bathing k Camp Equip at Lois Prices Assistants Katherine E. Styer B. Watson Shoesmiith Y, JULY 26, 1922 WARD A. DONAHUE . Bernard Butler ) OTHER RADICALS 1 Madras, India, written by ted States government serv wing :. . . . "Then too I :ame from Michigan rather of him, for Michigan has a here for fostering Hindu A Bronze Seal of the Unibersty is the most fitting and permanent insignia you can secure. Our representative is booking orders at 20%.off 1921-22 prices. Place Your Order Now. NATIONAL COLLEGE EMBLEM COMPANY DETROIT . . MICHIGAN Surplu213 Um i 1 _ . ..: s , , . n. m . 'filt N\.e.*W f tot 0 U,**S ss.\. ....e... s 4te,, m.~ S.. M0 " . .\~..Me flht TH EFRYING PAN -a flash in the Pan." i E Y You may match the Pr'cS can 't match the Suits Does the Uni- licals, or any from India not at all im- If the summer students Wop the profs In the Ed. School Baseball fight ; Will the profs get peeved At the ways received, And flunk the studes for spite? .11 WE ARE OFFERING IN THIS QUR. indu, radicals. prides herself on being a demo-. id there is no other such institu- that has as cosmopolitan a stu- Michigan. The columns of the e always open to student opin- le past college year there were ur radical communications from 'he University officials or stu- comment upon these communica ither express sympathy with nor riewpoints taken by the authors India is given no more privilegesj the Chinaman, the Jap, the Mex- the American or any other cit- y-eight different countries whose stitute Michigan's student body. politan representation there are all types, standards and peliefs re radicals among them there is be it from Michigan to foster r type o£ radicalism. The belief revalent in Madras is radically LITTLE HARMONIZER? improvements and conveniences spend their entire time thinking rement that might be o'ffered to :here are few instruments which the atrocious state which is so d by all types and sorts of men ng hitherto could make up for a of fitngss in dress as in other get-rich-quick dowager arrives tne of the Parisian modiste's . j Our Own Daily said yesterday something about Alumnae Memorial Hall. Please, ate the male grad- uates of this used-to-be man's school allowed into this Alumnae Hall?- MONOPOLY'S CURSE- or Starvation Rates in a College Town Reel One.-The curtain goes up on Calvin, a, starving student, feebly clutching a famished dime in one hand while with the other he makes his way down State street toward a well known State street: food emporium. He reaches the cannery. A sign nailed across its buzzom reads, "Closed for the summer." The stu- dent is seen to emit a plaintive wail. Reel' Two.-Still glued to the now thinner dime, Calvin has dragged himself farther up into the wilds of State street to another butter-slugger's joint. It is open ! With a silent cry of joy he rushes in ;as; fast as his enfeebled strength will permit. He orders a hamburger. As the sizzling oders reach him across the counter, thoughts of the old home come back to him. (Flash-back to the old home, now.a glue factory.) Reel Three.-The hamburger is through boiling. The highlander behind the counter is about to hand it to Calvin. Calvin exhibits the scrawny dime. The lunch-room pirate shakes his head. Sub-title: "Price on hamburger is now 15 cents." Calvin and the starving dime plead with the pir- ate . No use. They sink back onto, the tiled floor with the death rattle in their throats. (Fade-out with angels.) He's So Dumb He Thinks That: Stripped egears shouldn't be seen by females. Registrar Hall is the name of the new building on East U. Ann Arbor is the name of a famous flapper. Clearance of Fashion Park, icte Freemen and other a Smakes. The prices for such value $saly appea, as hs $5.00, as high as 33 J.U F . WERTH FASHION PARK CLOTHIERS NEXT TO t I- I.e t r A r i r r _r N . r r N I F~ fortune. Now this lady colors and harmonizing newly designed instru-- hunter." Perhaps this of the flapper to secure us rather than simply be not only to the ladies, to appear among those, unter" a pleasing array .e dissatisfaction of the I J% - % M., Ew gn Nu I Nu 10 They used to ask In English classes years ago For what reason the Round Table Was called round. But Maybee it was because yuh couldn't get a square meal off'n it? FOLDING STOOLS FOLDING TABL CAMP COOK STOVES CAMPER We Rent Tents Catalogu Phone 91 Open I r for them. tus will m, taste in FOX T rn our Daily says that "Students mity to See Jackson Prison Given ,Aug. 11