.2' I 4 ,_. 9Q P 7 THE MtCHIGAN DAILY sep __ -_tem7e 7 I I' Jge Fourteen THE MICHIGAN DAILY September 17,1956 t September 17, 1956 .. . ,........ - , , --... Movie Ads: Still Absurd GET YOUR Our Researcher Discovers That They Haven't Changed Much Since the Days, of 'Youthful Folly' 1957. I I at REISTRERS 00. down or 00h cash TIO By DAVID KESSELM IT might appear, to the casual] observer, that movie adver-s tising has become somewhat morea than usually improbable lately.; Not so. It has always been im-h probable. It would seem that misleading advertising copy has been used from the very beginning. Only theA style has been changed, but notE much.E A quick flip through fifty years f of movie ads in The Daily is re-q vealing. For instance, in 1898, there t were no movie ads. But by 1908,d the Theatorium, whatever thats was, featured "talking pictures,"a admission 5 cents.t Here are more hasty impres- sions of advertising and how it grew., A play at the New Whitney, withv the unlikely title "The Mummya and the Humming Bird," had aP simple ad with no pictures ort adjectives or anything like that. But by 1920, the superficial por- tion of the roof was beginning tot fall in. To the Wuerth came "Blind Husbands," pushed by a photo of a half-clad woman pushing vainly against a door. "A drama of human1 emotions; the wonder story of a man who thought he understoodt women.," At the Arcade, catering tof "people of taste," was "The Walk-c Offs." This Boasted the traditional combination of a rough man and a smooth woman, many examples of which linger on even yet. "He was a Kentuckian and a 'cave-t man,' she a beautiful young societyt woman who taught him a lesson" The illustration for this is best1 left to the imagination. The year 1924 brought a big, virile drama to the Majestic. The was "The River's End," (adults 35c). The ad pictured fierce mounted police riding aimlessly about. "The men may be good or bad," states the ad, "but what- ever they are, they are strong." It continues, "the greatest stories are not of the atrophied emotions of society, but of the virile people nearest the great outdoors." STILL, the atrophied emotions of society could be seen at the Arcade, where Olive Thomas star- red in "Youthful Folly." A picture of a lady adorns this ad, with the sage comment, "Man never appreciates his wife until he thinks another wants her." After a tremendous build-up, C. B. DeMille's "The Golden Bed" hit Ann Arbor with the impact of a pillow full of lead shot. Billed as "super-gorgeous" and "the story that sensationalized America," this epic-prototype dealt with the searching and intimate story be- hind American morals and marri- ages. On opening day, there appeared a full page ad showing a colossal bed with a fat girl lying on it in a repulsive pose. After this ice-breaker, the size of ads began to grow until half page ads were quite common; be- fore the "Bed" ad two or three column ads were considered "big." At the Majestic, Conrad Nagel in "Married Flirts" vied with the "Golden Bed." This one was about "people with too much leisure to be .monogamous and not enough sincerity to be happy." But then, all the Majestic claimed was "Al- ways a good show, often a great one." MARCH, 1925, brought a "rolick- ing farce" to the Majestic by that friend of starving authors everywhere, Avery Hopwood. "Miss Bluebeaid" starred Bebe Daniels in a loose dress. It got a half page ad and was "Risky, Frisky, Frenchy, and Zippy." Oh well. Michigan was at the time show- ing "Sins of the Children," giving no description but relying on the title to pack the house. Next came Garbo in "Romance." "They were meant to love each other as man and woman," saidc the ad, in 24 point type. The photo showed Garbo clutching her throat7 and must have made a big im-I pression because "Romance" was held over.t WARNER Brothers asked the1 perplexing ,question, "Does a woman's heart rule her brain?" Eric von Stroheim and Constance Bennett were on the panel, the1 film was "Three Faces West." More questions were "Does the call of the flesh drown out the call of duty? Would she kill her lover to serve the flag?" The melodramatic answer is told "dramatically, with thrills & suspense." The review of this film said, "Three Faces is different from the usual . . . worth seeing." This re- viewer should have been writing ads. With another colossal thud, MGM pushed C. B. DeMille's first talking picture, "Madam Satan" into Ann Arbor. Huge ads showed a woman wearing a Batman cos- tume. Strangely worded ad said, "He fell in love with his own wife," and plenty more. ADVERTISING hit a new level of improbability with "Song of the Flame" in November, 1930. "Her song gave a million people freedom, but made her slave to one great love." Figure that one out. At Michigan, "The Office Wife" was introduced with a sillhouette of a man and woman necking be- hind an office door. "See the pic- ture that started a thousand con- troversies" said the ad. None of the thousand was listed. In "Girl of the Golden West" Ann Harding is pictured as a simple yet well-mannered girl, say- ing "You took my first kiss, you a hunted criminal." Kisses were prized, then' PARAMOUNT started a new and different form of advertising with "The Sea God." It was filled with. characters who "swear to ha.te yet live to love. Menaced by cannibals, threatened by pearl thieves, beset by the dangers of a tropic hell." Stills showed a woman tied to a tree beset by everything it says above. Science fiction arrived with "Remote Control," wherein Wil- liam Haines traps a gang of crooks and wins a girl by use of "Wire- less." Howard Hughes put out "Hell's Angels" for United Artists in Feb- ruary, 1931. "It belongs among the great experiences of life be- cause it is so real" said the simple, pretentious ad, William DeMille put out a spec- tacular in 1931, called "Passion Flower." Goodness. "Over five million people have read the book" it says here. Modestly, MGM billed this as a "Truly great picture." Photo showed the usual scene, a man and woman necking and drinking. "Masterful." Ruth Chatterton in "The Right to Love," had much the same il- lustration, in fact it may have been the same one. "The story of a woman who loved and sinned." Evidently. ' HE Criminal Code" was the first picture ever endorsed by the Michigan theatre. A letter in the ad endorses this picture in which "passion reached her heart and prison crucified his soul." Effectiveness of the endorsement is lost when one realizes that there was space left in the ad mat for it, indicating that the studio Mr. Kessel, teaching fellow in the biochemistry department and Gargoyle Managing Editor, is a regular contributor to the Magazine Section. anticipated endorsement, may even have insisted upon it. "Imagine Garbo in the arms of Robert Taylor. The thrill you've been waiting for." Those who could wait missed "Camille" but the Wuerth was well-packed any- how. This MGM film got the tra- ditional treatment: big still of Garbo and Taylor gazing at each other to a background of cam- paign-type. promises. Warner put out "Green Light" with Errol Flynn. Ad claimed this was the story that "changed a million lives." The change was unspecified. Because of the ever-present problem of women's hours, the Michigan advertised that the last show would end before 10:45 p.m. when "Love is News" came to town. An early horror picture, "Island of Lost Souls" got this build-up. "He created the beast men, then he created his masterpiece, the Panther Woman." Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff here. Also a picture of the masterpiece. Ghastly. DURING 1934, the Michigan theatre showed Betty Boop cartoons, Paramount news, and a Saturday Owl show, of tender memory for many, starting at 9 p.m. Plus the inevitable four acts of vaudeville. First of the "you must see it from the beginnng, no one ad- mitted after the feature has started" movies was "Strange In- terlude" with Shearer and Gable. "A new step in talking pictures" said the ad. Anyway, a new step in advertising. Photo shows Norma clutching the back of a sofa while Clark gazes off into the distance. To the Majestic in 1938 came Ramon Navarro in "The Barbar- ian." Ad showed Arab-type indi- vidual menacing fallen girl with big whip. The very sort of picture designed to bring men out of their chairs and into the theatre. AT the Michigan, "Wake Up and Live" used the massive retalia- tion technique to keep people away from "Maytime" with Nel- son Eddy and Jeanette McDonald at the Majestic. "Wake Up" starred the stupefying cast of Walter Winchell, Ben Bernie, Patsy Kelly, Ned Sparks, Jack Haley and lots more. At the Wuerth that night, "Green Light" came back to change some more lives. With "The Howards of Virgi- nia," advertisers tried a new ap- proach. Beneath a picture of a man and woman looking at each other like a pair of hungry cats, it said "THRILL as their stirring romance flowers in lordly Wil- liamsburg." Beneath a picture of a man and woman and two smug children, "SEE them build a house of dreams in the untamed wilder- ness." Beneath a picture of the man and staring down a War Lord (probably British). "CHEER their mighty struggle to make America a land of freedom." THE Majestic advertised only a paltry "Cast of Hundreds" when Wallace Beery appeared mn some film where he marries a lady blacksmith. The title has been lost. As World War Two began, ad- vertising -lost all control and re- cent developments are only ex- traneous arrivals upon the scene. "See it or lose the greatest ex- perience your heart has ever known", said the ad for "They Knew What They Wanted." "Exciting As Never Before" was the "Mark of Zorro." OBVIOUSLY, from this to "Your richest entertainment experi- ence," "The King and I," was but the work of an idle moment. I