,. Po4e Teri TH°E MICHIGAN DAILY Sunday; April 29, 1956 Sunday, April Z9, 1956 THE MIC;4GAN DAILY PageTenTHEMICIGA DALY undy, Aril29,195 anrlv Arul29 156 --I... _______________________________%F____14 in search of vice-...- LIBERALS vs CONSER VA TI REPORTER FINDS THE 'TOWNIE' BAR CAN BE A LONG WAY FROM By ROBERT F. JONES O N THE off-chance that Ann Arbor might prove "Confiden- tial" in the Lait and Mortimer sense, this writer set out one weekend in search of Vice. He found: many small bars, a hobo-jungle, three old Germans playing Skat for pennies, a poker game, no call-girls, an after-hours coffee shop, a co-educational group drinking beer in a bush beside the Huron River-and no Vice. "Vice," I recall remarking to myself, "is a monster of such fear- ful mien that, were there any kick- ing about, I'd spot it pronto." My search didn't pay off in terms of its original goal, but it did show me a new side to this fair college town of ours. Student drinkers stick to their well-lighted, talk-packed beer STATE STREET joints. They very rarely venture into the dark, quiet little bars which serve the local crowd. One evening in a "townie" bar will tell you why, THE bartender grabs up a half- dozen glasses which stand in varying stages of emptiness on the scarred brown wood. An elderly gentleman coughs stickily. "Whatta you want, fella?" L'Aiglons:Summer ours exclusively in An Tradition in Rrbor b-7 "Gimme a beer." (I'm playing it tough on the assumption that any Vice-ridden folk are more likely to approach a mean-type guy than an obvious college student.)) My beer stands before me, pale and sweating. I crouch. over it, listening furtively. It is very quiet. No one is saving anything. The bartender lights a cigarette, faces the bar-mirror for a moment, scratches his chest, turns and walks to the end of the bar. He exchanges a quip or two with grey little man who stands with an elbow on the bar. The grey man's voice blurs flatly through the grey air. He sounds rather drunk. The bar-man brings him another glass of beer and rings the cash-register. THE DOOR whips open, and five sturdy types enter. They are carrying bowling balls in shiny leather bags and wear colorful team-jackets with the name of a local market in script across their backs. They stand in a row along the bar. "Hi, Albert," says one of the. bowlers. "Let's have a round of draft." "Gentlemen," says Albert. "Anyway, this guy keeps moan- ing about this split he picked up in the fourth frame," says one of the bowlers. He's a thick man with square, hard-looking hands. "I felt like telling him . ." "Yeah, you felt like." "Well," says Hard-Hands, "the thing is, he rolled over 500, and he keeps moaning about this split." The bowlers drink their beer, then stand quietly, shuffling their feet Albert brings them another round. An elderly couple enters the tavern. The man is tall and skinny and wears a sailor straw hat. The woman is soft looking, with skin like a leaking balloon. She wears a faded-blue print dress. "A GLASS of port wine for the lady," says the old man. "I'll have a beer." Albert nods dutifully and turn to his wine-bottles. "We should go out like this more Bob Jones, at one time the unofficial Daily "Beer Editor," resumes his title to observe a world of Ann Arbor far removed from the student's circle. often, Carter," says the withering woman. "I get so cooped-up-feel- ing, kinda." "Yes," says the old man. He watches Albert draw the beer with a look of fascination. The bowlers finish their beer and file past to the door. One of them nods at the old couple. "Wasn't that Norbert's son?" asks the old woman. "Looked like Pim," says Carter, placing the beer glass to his lips. "He's a good boy, Carter. Nor- bert can well be proud of him. He's got a good job at the market and a good wife." "All right," says Carter, tiredly, "let's talk about Harry, then. You've been edging around it all day long." % "Well, I just don't think he should do it," the woman says. She shakes her head snappily, and her wattles bounce. "She's not that hard a woman to live with, and nobody in our family has ever been divorced." - "Harry's not a little boy any more, Mother. He's almost not even our son any more." "I know. But he's been married to her for ten years now, and he should be able to tolerate her. I mean, you have to be tolerant, Carter." Carter gestures to Albert and raises one finger. Albert nods and draws another beer. "I want you to talk to Harry tomorrow. Be strict with him, Carter. He's always been an obedi- ent boy." "All right, Mother. I'll talk to him." THE GREY MAN from the end of the bar began to sing some- thing. His voice was very blurred, and there were no distinct words in the song. Albert put a nickle in the juke-box and the grey man's song slid quickly under a wave of ipulsing rock-and-roll. I looked at my watch. No 'vice in this bar, I though. I might as well give it up as a bad job. I left the tavern and walked half a block, turned onto Washington Street and entered a college drinking spot. It was loud and warm, and there-was a scurrying of waitresses, and in the corner, glowing with the rashness of two pitchers too many, a group of obvious fraternity men were singing sickenly traditional songs. Two worlds within a block of one another, I thought. By PETER ECKSTEIN Daily Staff Writer POLITICS may be a corrupt-field -no doubt it is. But nowhere has the corruption extended furth- er than in the field of language. Terms which were once meaning- ful tools of political classification have been reduced to mere jargon. This deterioration has been most complete and most lamentable in the terms liberal and conservative. With the current return to favor of the term conservative (however its proponents may choose to be- labor it with adjectives like "pro- gressive" or "moderate") we are at least hearing more of a defense of both sides. Were he living today, Robert Taft might not reply, as he did a few years ago to a news- man's question, that he guessed every man considered himself a liberal and that he included him- self in the category too. But if there is more defense of both sides there is still little defi- nition of either, accompanied by much misuse of terms. The Presi- dent of the United States recently attempted to describe his own philosophy by saying that "In all those things which deal with people, we must be liberal, be human. In all those things which deal with the people's money or their economy or their form of government, we must be conserva- tive." Presumably, then, conservative is to be translated as "tight-fisted" and liberal as "generous," but the President's statement leaves us completely in the dark on the very relevant issue of using public funds to meet public needs. SUCH discussions may leave many with a contempt for "semantics" which is usually reserved for "met- aphysics," both being considered a sure way to haggle interminably over arbitrary and meaningless distinctions. Yet impatient as we mnay be with the struggle for a de- finition, we use th terms with a reckless frequency that demands definition as its only restraint. There seems to be something that binds together Jefferson, Jackson, and Franklin Roosevelt and that sets them off from Ham- ilton and Hoover, something called liberalism, something we can sense and often agree upon, but have difficulty defining. 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Schlesinger later calls the conservative-liberal dispute a "contest . . . between the past and the future," between those who prefer courage and reason to those who favor caution and reverefce. SCHLESINGER'S definition, with its emphasis on change and the ambiguous term "improvement," is open to serious qgiestion. Anglo-American society has evolved from a fundamentally il- liberal beginning in absolute mon- archy. Because the direction of most change in that society has ROBERT TAFT .. , Every man a liberal been liberal, many have falsely associated the two concepts. What is important, however, is the direc- tion of change, not change itself. In the liberal's Utopia it is the conservative who would advocate change. The so-called "radicals of the right" certainly advocate change to "improve" the status of society, and liberals object, characterizing the conservative proposals as at- tempts a "turning back the clock." 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