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THE MICHIGAN DAILYTHE MICHIGAN DAILY

Sunday, February 12, 1956

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Poet Talks
" On Campus
Occupation
By WILLIAM SHAKESJAVELIN
To be, or not to be: that is the
question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
to suffer
The slings ana arrows of the
outrageous Spartans,
Or to take arms against the Red
Cedar ruffians.
To die-to sleep No more
And by opposing-beat them?
and - by a sleep to say we end
those usurpers of subsidization,
and the thousand natural tickets
that every athlete gets before
every game.
tis a consummation devoutly to
be wished.
To die-to sleep, To sleep: per-
chance to scalp tickets-
ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what
dreams may come.
When we have shuffled along
off of old Ferry Field, Must give
us pause.
There's the terrible memory of
Nov. 19th, that makes calamity of
so long life:
For who would bear the snow
balls and scorns of time.
The oppressors. wrong, and as-
sadys Contumely,
The pangs of Vicis plunge th-eeesdly
The insolence of the mob-and
the spurns that patient merit of
the unworthy Ohioans takes.
When even Ben himself might
! his quietus make With, a Bare
bodkin?
Who would fans bear, To grunt
and sweat under a tackling dum-
my,
But for that dread of something
worse than dea th.--a transfer to
state.
Tue undiscovered country from
whose bourn no travellor returns-
because he has transferred to MSU.
It puzzles the will, and makes
us rather pick posies than rosies.
Thus the native hue of resolu-
tion is skilled ov er with a pale
green.
With this regard their currents
turn away, and lose the name of
action.
Soft you now.
The fair Biggie Munn.
Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my
sins remembered.
Garble's Fire
Sale Planned
Garble, the campus literary
magazine, goes on sale at regis-
tration, Borden Glack announced
yesterday.
Garble is not to be confused
with Reproduction, the campus
humor magazine. The literary
magazine features quality material
only, Glack said. "Subtlety is our
key-note."
"Our magazine is so subtle it
makes1 Ezra Pound seem explicit.
In fact, even the peopleewho write
the articles can barely figure out
what they're talking about."
Critics have hailed Garble as
reaching a new high in art. How-
ever, there still persists an un-
founded idea that Garble is a
humor magazine. A militant min-
ority, led by Dove Sono Kissyl and
others, continue to back this er.
roneous belief.
Suzanne Kaltenfetzel, '84A&P,
explained she buys Garble after
an evening of erotic simulation to
re-attain the dull, aloof, bored air
so necessary for a student at the
University of Mishigroin to dis-
play.
"It relaxes me," she said.

WHEEE!
Supreme Daily sports scribe
wizz III "Hopalong" Dugless
was arrested yesterday (after
a sensational zig-zag open field
gallop of over three blocks) for
littering South State Street
with torn Rose Bowl tickets.
Said irate Police Chef Beanie
Ooterbuns, "He could have at
leasted saved 'em 'til next
year . .. "

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