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56 Sunday, February 12, 1956
Page Eighteen.
THE MICHIGAN
DAILY
Sunday; February 12. 19
THE MICHIGAN
DA I LY
Van Cleets'
Set Trough
At an intimate tea given for
friends yesterday afternoon, Lord
and Lady Smedly VanCleets an-
nounded the engagement of their
eldest daughter, Verbina Smedly
Van Cleets, known affectionately
to her associates as "old hot to
trot."
Verbina, aged 43, has long held
the position of Ann Arbor's most
desirable debutante by virtue of
her kindness and gentle man-
ners, being sought by numberless
star-struck young genetlement.
Lord VanCleets is reported to be
part owner in a prominent white-
slave market, plus one-eighth of
Ann Arbor's local theater chain.
In either case he is damned to
the eternal fires.
Refreshments were ridiculed.
Rebelaire The
Complete Roster of Couples
Attending Annual-Dance Given
me Highlights J
Black, Henry Candler and Mary I Yvonne C. Harkus, Ron Clark and
tepa
gchwaderer, Dennis
Phyllis Young, Don
Carlson and Carol Gury, Pat Cleary and date, Prie
Carlson and Keith Coats and Cynthia Nicholas, Nar
THE ABOVE OBJECT brought the Myopians to our Campus in the brief time of one nine million
light years. The sexless creatures are being quartered in the Historical Museum unless sex can be
determined. All people who speak Myopian or can translate 7'kdlOTre%6iH are welcome.
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Myopians Destroy
Flying Saucer Club
By ANNY NONOMOUS
"Sceptics, take note," the Uni-
versity Flying Saucer Club said
yesterday.
A genuine flying saucer from
the planet Myopia landed on top
of the club's three room shack at
5:02 a.m. yesterday, completely
demolishing it. According to the
club's president, Pluto Spacial,
58/2 BAd, four Myopians guided
the missle to earth in a record
time of one nine million light
years.
As guests of the University, the
Myopians were given temporary
quarters at the Historical Museum,
as their sex hadn't been deter-
mined.
Sipt E
A tea in honor of the guests
was given at the Catchers', but a
committee is still in session trying
to determine whether to serve
sugar or lemon. Last reports from
the committeeroom in an Angell
Hall telephone booth say that the
committee is still deadlocked.
A press conference was held in
which the purpose of the Myo-
pian's mission was to be disclosed.
They refused to com'ment saying,
"Zytia, nadum tofed -&$%, sax.
mnay baskkzp?"
Next, the "creatures" attended
a banquet held in the Union where
they feasted' on "billiard balls,
Union matches and brick frag-
ments from the Union addition.
Stopped for comment after the
banquet; the, celebrities said,
"Urp! "translated it meant, "The
billiard balls need salt."
Hate Science
This morning, the iyopians
were taken on a tour of the Uni-
versity campus, stopping where the
Natural Science, Chemistry and
Engineering buildings once stood.
The Myopians disliked science of
any kind.
The authorities, on the other
hand, had difficulty tearing the
visitors from the typewriters in
the journalism department where
the Myopians took delight in typ-
ing over the officials with type-
writer ribbon.
Hurring the Myopians back to
their temporary living quarters,
(their sex still hadn't been de-
termined) the members of the
Flying Saucer Club prepared them
for a farewell brunch. The brunch
was held on the steps of the
General Library where farewell
speeches flourished in aundance.
During the entire brunch, the
Myopians sat on the library steps
munching copies of Plato, Des-
cartes and Schulman, finishing
off with a dessert of Spillane with
loud smacks of delight.
Finally, ascending into their
spaceship, the Myopians quickly
disbanded the Flying Saucer Club
Off we go again on the "I-was-
there-who-were-you-with" mara-
thon. Put on your specs and wade
through this pile.
Dee Ackles and Pat Watkins, Bill
Adams and Iynn Laviolette, Steve
Adler and Annette Adler, Tom
Ainslie and Mary Sue Terry, Leon-
ard E. Allen, Jr. and Elaine Sutter.
Larry Allyn and Sue Vortier,
Eugene Alpern and Natalie Grod-
nick, Alan Altman and Bobbie
Scharz, Charles Altman and Betty
Friedman, Chuck Alvarder and
Peggy Balch, Bill Anderson and
Nancy Hayden, Dave Anderson'and
Mary Ellen Benjamin.
Harry Anderson and Marie Triv-
elin, John Anderson and Linda
Hepburn, Peter Anderson and
Maureen Stienon, Robert Ander-
son and Shirley Oltman, Roland
C. Anderson, Mike Anspack and
Ann Mittler, John E. Appman and
Linda Beatty, Charlie Arden,
Frank Arens and Nancy Farrell,
Mike Arent and Mary Lou Bart-
lett, Jack Arfa and Abie Green-
baum, Herb Arkin and Sandy Ger-
lach and Eric Aupperle and Nancy
Jack.
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Marshall P. Badt and Audrey
Katz, Dick Bailey and Karen-Ald-
ridge, Thomas Bailey and Loretta
Hanson, J. B. Baillock and Marilyn
Driskell, James Bakeman and
Gloria Ludy, Donald Baker and
Beverly Jacques, Jerry Baker and
Mary Tower, John Baker and Bon-
ny Baker, Craig Ballinger and
Phylis Maas.
Jorge C. Balvinger and Lorraine
J. Weier, Richard Balogh, James
Barger and Mary Rupp, Tom
Barnaby and Lynne Biddle, Wil-
liam Barnard and Anne Zerillo,
H. Roger Barnes and Sadie M.
Godo, Burton V. Barnes and Dixie
Weathersby, Robert Barnes and
Dorothy Barnes, Michael Barre,
Paul Barth and Joan Hargest,
John Bartlitt and Beverly Austin.
Earl Bassett and Joanne Berk,
Robert Baugh and Jo Anne Yates,
Sheldon Baum and Barbara Tay-
lor, Fred Baumgartner and Sandra
Puls, Rolla Baumgartner and Barb
Lueders, Harold Bay and Mary Jo
Girouz, Phil Beach and Barb Lowe,
Bill Becerman and Virginia Moir,
Bob Becker and Carol Marsden,
Jerry Beram and Eleanor Popham.
George Bell and Linda Larsen,
Raymond J. Bellas and Dorothy
M. Bellas, Paul Borg and Merla
Reicner, Joel Berger and Shirley
Croog, William Bernstein and Lin-
da Lee, John Berwald and Myra
Golden, Homye Bitzer, Frank Betts
and Jo Anne Bredenberg, Mr. and
Mrs. Robert Beyers.
George Bihler and Judy LeMes-
surier, Harold Bibb and Betty
Coosaia, Kenny Birdman and
Rona, Mr. and Mrs. Jack Bittle,
Hugh Black and Sandra Smith,
Rodney Blackman and Barbara
Goldman, John Blakey and Caro-
lyn Stowes, H. Edward Blaubach
and Joyce Piziali, Tom Bleha and
Sally Binenkoris, Stan Bliss and
Pauline Gammichia, Richard
Blodgett and Joan Chidester,
Richard H. Blond, Richard Bloss
and Noralea Paselk.
Jay Bobb and Nancy Baker,
Gary Boc and Joan Westbey, Rich-
ard Bogg and Kathy Stott, Remus
Boila and Jean Sigyarto, Ray Bow-
man and Sylvia Jackle, Donald B.
Booth, Jr. and Pat. McLeese, Dick
Borth and Carol Fedor, Ed Bottum
and Mary Green, Ron Book and
Mary Stamp, Bill Bousquette and
Diane Bickle, Paul Bowman and
Judy Cosperson, Frank Braban
and Kathy Sawyer.
David Braker and Sandra Frost,
George Briggs and ............,
Paul Brodie and Ruthie Baume,
Stephen Bronstein and Margie
Saslow, Jere Brophy and Elaine
Wright, Jack Brooks and Kay
Robinson.
Henrik Branders and Mrs. Bran-
ders, Alan Brown and Helen
Chanay, Henry Brown and Jean
Randall, Russell F. Brown and
Florence Lodge, Bob Brumback
and Sue MacVicar, Bob Budae and
Beverlu Rushow, Jim Burbank
and Eleanor Scholl, Greg Burhans
and Margaret Lane, Jordan Burke
and Margie Goldowitz, Richard
Burke and Pat Park, Thomas
Burns and Helen Burns, Robert
Browning and Elizabeth Barrett,
Phil Burt and Sandra Maldaner.
Bill Burton and.... . .....,
Robert Busha and Jane Wilson,
Tom Byron and Ann Sterling,
Bob Byrwa and Mary Moxley,
Robert Berner and Anette Cossitt.
Tom Callaghan and Judy Pal-
mer, William Callaghan and Dor -
othy H. Callaghan, Roy Campau
and Harilyn Sackett, Bruce D.
Campbell and Margaret J. Davis,
Gerald Campbell and Sandra
Sherrod, Floyd Campbell and Yo-
landa Bolack, John Carey and Ann
St udent Supis
Ann Titterington, Victor Carlsonf
and Phyllis Jorgensen, David
Cornwell -and Alexandra Crane,
James E. Carr and Joan Bowler.
Dean Case and Nancy Wosmuth,
Tom Chamberlain and Ann Gros-
venor, Ward Chapman and Ann
Todd,( Richard E. Charlton, Jr.
and Margaret V. Wood, Ramon
Chase and Virginia Konos, Anwar
Chaudry and Kathlene Lilja, Fred-
erick Chesna and Betty Yasin,
Walter Chesnut and Alicia Jones,
Sam Ching and Victoria Ching,
Charles Chopp and Nancy Robin-
son, John Christie and Christine
Schnierle.
* * *
Philip D. Church and Barbara
Beintum, Bob Clark and Peggy
Mahoney, James E. Clark and
Ron Coffman and Shirley Cherba,
Stephen Cohen and Joan Flexel,
Jordan Cohn and Sylvia Katz, Don
Cole and Evny Russel, Jon Collins
and Nancy Witham, William N.
Congo and Madeline Fisher, Kreh
Conart and Melanie Pulitzer, Allan
Cook and Mary Beth Godfroy,.
Albert Celotto anal Arlene De-
Mayo, Robert Cook and Sue Rei-
sig, Neill Cooper and Ginny
Schmunk, Dick Corbat and Rose-
mary Mapes, Robert Corbett and
Gail Rushford, Andy Cosgarea and
Ginny Stanck, Truman Cowles
and Sandy Bissonette, William
Cox and ................, Ed-
ward Craig and Jacqueline Jaas-
kelainan, Herb Crandall and Agnes
Andre.
Karl Cropsey and Barbara Mut-
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YOU'VE
Probably wondered
what the
Student Coops
are all about..
At Michigan there are three men's, three women's, and one marrie
which house about two hundred students, Here are a few facts on
WHO OWNS AND RUNS THE CO-OPS? WE D
Co-ops are owned by the Inter-Cooperative Council (I.C.C.),
and run entirely by the students who live or eat in the houses. Each
has one vote, and shares equally in all decisions: what to eat, how
much to work.
WHO MAY JOIN THE CO-OPS? YOU!
Anybody who agrees to participate in running the co-ops dem
Members are accepted on a first come first served basis without
or political discrimination. There is no pledge or initiation period,
WHAT ARE THE LIVING AND EATING ARRA
As a roomer, you dre provided with a bed, closet space, desk,
space as well as the social space and eating privileges.
As a boarder, you get twenty meals a week, planned and prep
fellow co-opers.
"Guffing," our traditional between-meal snacking, is one o
privileges. Everyone has free access at all times to milk, bread, butte
cereal and leftovers. Eggs and some other items are charged at cost.
Any member may invite guests. There are adequate laundry
open during vacation periods and in the summer.
ROM MUCH DOES IT COST?
Each house sets its own budget. Average costs for the past semes
approx. per week OR
For room and board $13.00
For board only $ 8.25
New members pay a $20 deposit when they join; it is refunded when
no other dues of any kind.
WHO DOES THE WORK? WE DO.
All the cooking, dishwashing, maintenance and management is
each choosing the job he or she feels best fitted for. Any member, new
officer: president, house manager, food purchaser, bookkeeper .. .
It takes from four to five hours a week per member to run a
time is decided by vote of the house.
There are no maids, janitors, resident advisors or other paid em
HOW ABOUT THE LIGHTER SIDE OF LIFE?
Co-ops aren't merely an inexpensive way to live. The men's,
houses have together a good number of organized social events.
from all kinds of backgrounds and from all over the world by w
know each other really well. As a result, co-ops enjoy a char
informal atmosphere. No pressure is put on anyone to conform to a
or participation in social activities,
WHERE CAN YOU APPLY FOR CO-OP MEMB
The Inter-Cooperative Council-1017 Gaklond-Pho
. Pens
* Typewriters
* Notebooks.
" Brief Cases
" Desk Lamps
* Book Ends
" Flexo-Lamps
* Calendars
* Wastebaskets
" Typewriter
Rentals
Office and General Supplies
for fraternities, sororities, and
House groups - Also party favors
"Before you buy on State St. check our prices"
BAELLOFIESUPPLY
213 E. WASHINGTON