s 1 ! I 1 " x ; "r Page Twenty THE MICHIGAN DAILY Sundav. Februarv 12 1956 Sunday, February 12, 1956 THE MICHIGAN DAILY ..._ . .... ,.. ,. .., .w.d nv FIhri inrv JW 1 9 Daily Reporter Reviews Tepid Date Riots IStrife-Strewn Algiers, Abner-el-Maxixe. i Sunday, February 12, 1956 THE MICHiGAN DAILY REVIEW AND PREVIEW: I Love Loosely' Star Stumps Television Panel i ___ -- By ARTY MARTY ALGIERS, Feb. 11 (SOS)-Un- der the rain of shedding dates trees the war in the Abner-el- Maxixe continues to be a swarm of low-flying date bombs and blood- shed. Present indications point to a renewed offensive by our troops although an attack by the enemy forces concentrated near Sidi Ga- zook cannot be overlooked. They are laying away tanks, you're wel- come,,gas bombs and shhh bombs. Honorable High Boob Sy Gullet ti almost lost his life here yesterday when he was pelted by old camel toes and ripe tomatoes. The Rif forces swept through the parade Gullet was in and hurled refuse, abuse and mousee through the windows of the 1908 Pierce Arrow in which he was riding. Gullet escaped with only a tomato-stained cravat and a pock mark made by an uncut nail on a camel toe. The problem of supply is com- plicating the efforts of both sides. Difficulty in bringing up large supplies of beer to pacify the na- tive population is proving partic- ularly embarrassing to our gener- als. It was reported here today that the Wolvering Squadron, made up of thirty pug-mobiles, may be used to fly transport planes loaded with the beer. However, a street fight may prove unhealthy for some. Native leaders have long been demanding large quantities of the brew as their price for coopera- tion in the present offensive. SAVE TIME! Let us handle your Laundry Problem for You SOME OF THE CHARMING, GENTLE, NEAT MEN /% . JUST BRING IT IN- We do the rest NEW DROP OFF SERVICE Poll Reveals Men's Popularity Minimum Bundle $1.00 lic lb. "We wash your duds in separate tubs" DRY CLEANING, FINISH ED SHIRTS, AND WASHABLE PANTS 48-HOUR SERVICE PACKARDSERVICE LAUNDRY A recent survey taken by 16 re- porters on campus reveals the reasons behind the extreme popu- larity of Michigan men. Reporters contacted 587 coeds (females at the University), and asked why they were so crazy about Michigan men (males at the University). A composite of opin- ions is listed below. 1. They are all Michigan men. 2. They are all men. This point needs no clarification. 3. They have such charming manners. When they slam a door in your face, they do it gently. They always pull the chair out for you; they especially like to do this when you're sitting in the chair. 4. Because they are so gentle and patient with Michigan coeds. In all humility, the poll reveals, Michigan girls realize the limita- tions on their abilities and the negative qualities of their charms. 5. Because they make love in such a big way. Michigan men never do things part way, the poll reveals. (The poll has revealed enough regarding this point. Ed.) 6. Because they dress so well. They never wear saddle shoes, chinos or pull-over sweaters. And they aren't so maudlin as to wear neckties or clean white shirts. 7. They are always perfect gentlemen. All coeds put "perfect" in quotes. " 8. Because they are so slow in making love. Fewer girls empha- sized this point in refutation of point 5. 9. Because they are not a bit egoistical or egotistical. 10. Because there are no other men available. There was a uiani. mity of opinion on this point. By JOHN CROSSEYED Daily Television Writer For the first time in the history of "What's Your Line?" a con- testant stumped the panel. De- mure Patrician Ward, sweet young thing from Calumet City, Illinois, IHC Meeting Sets Snooze, Booze Hour Eight delegates stormed out of last night's Inter-House Council meeting in protest against the passing of a labor motion by the other 19 sleeping delegates. As the meeting went into its third hour, more than half of the representatives were dozing. IHC Secretary Shucks Straaal- er, '57, chose this moment to in- troduce a motion to draft men living in the Residence Halls to forced labor in the upkeep of the buildings. Foo on You Officers of the IHC would be exempt from this ruling, which was aimed at cutting janitor costs. Snoring council members auto- matically passed the motion after a short half hour talk by IHC President Sam Blohard, '56. The eight members who walked out, all from South Quad, charged' unfairness and misrepresentation, and said they would take it to judiciary, Shortly before the. walkout, IHC Recorder Sera G. Gultspik, '54, announced that the 61% attend- ance at the meeting was an all- time IHC record. Balanced Budget Also considered at last night's meeting was the budget for the coming semester. Major items were: $485, office expenses; $420, Ensian pictures of the IHC offi- cers; $225, office supplies; $188, officers' expenses; $65, March's IHC dance; and $18, IHC com- mittees. At the urging of all the council officers, the budget was quickly approved. Dan Baloon, '59, Chairman of the Academic Committee, reported on a proposed scholarship. A motion to adopt the scholar- ship was quickly recognized as ridiculous and defeated, 4-23. Vot- ing for the motion were members of the committee. Blohard concluded the meeting by presenting Goldberg House with two recently-won trophies for ex- cellence in sports. completely baffled the panel on last Sunday's telecast. Bennett Turf didn't remember her, but he was sure he had seen her before. John Daily (twice on Sunday) flipped the cards and awarded Miss Ward the full $50 although Miss Ward said her time was worth at least $75. Miss Ward is a chicken fat ex- tractor for the O'Sullivan Schmal- tze Corporation in Calumet City. In line with the many exposes on television, a new program is in the making dealing with the vice, corruption and immoral nite- spots in Ann Arbor. This documentary, taken from the Confidential Files of the Ann Arbor Police Department, was ori- ginally printed on the back of a postage stamp and sent all over the United States. The actual filming, however, has been delayed due to the recent robbery of the Confidential Files of the Ann Arbor Police Depart- ment. * * * The entire television industry is buzzing over the merger between NBC and C13S. Officials of the Columbia network say they are very happy with the merger and will endeavor to maintain the high production of cookies, crackers and figure-eight pretzels which has been synonymous with NBC for these many years. One NBC executive was over- heard in the men's room at Rocke- feller Center stating that "CBS will now have the crumbiest shows on television."This statement caused an immediate flurry of shrieks and yells for the executive was Gloria Mitchell, well-known fashion director for NBC. Wide Wide Universe, the show that brings on-the-spot happen- ings right from the Spot, will be in East Lansing, Michigan this Sunday and will show the ticks crawling around on Spot. The show will be seen in in- compatible black and white. Tom Dugan will handle the commen- tary from the Cook County Jail. * s Last Sunday night's Snooper ratings came as quite ashock to the two major networks. 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