. ,. THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Twenty-Two Sunday, February 12, 1956 Sunday; February 12, 1956 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Many Activities Fill Weekend :L . : J:::{:y?:fit:>:' .:: i}T- i... G o . 41my .. . .::...::.:.... ::::. DILL UGLS a BE BE Nt BERTSd 1 . =' - :::? Daily SchPortz Editors .: >> IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH FOR SOME FOLKS-J-Hop is a good thing if it is handled properly. Too many people went away for a ski trip or a booze blast. Here the father of one dipso visits his worn-out son in the cells in Angell Hall. CRAPPA CRAPPA GRAMMA--A NICE PLACE FOR AN ORGY (PAID ADVERTISEMENT) PoofrednuCass To eB Hdel The Migchian Daley will con- dtccu classes in proufreeding be- ginign Monddy and cntinue asl ong as theer is ad emand. Classes wil mete in teh StudEtn Publicatonis BuILdign, loctaoed. on mAynrad Stree t? Metings willl be hedl From 7 m.p. to ( p.m., Monddy, Weddy and Friddy. Teh Daiyl i sknow n for isT excccelenec ni profredaign afn had recieved man yaw ards x i nt hat field. Build&940%4c;a. Booze! Free packages of El Burno cigarettes were given out at J-Hop Friday. Some people stuffed them in the orchestra's trumpets, but others gave them to Wave Rod who was "Dyin' for a fag." U SEPARATES WARDROBE choose your sporting look . r " ::.>k -.>ti :Y :.. ..t. " t, . . : . SCRIBE BEBE SNOBERTSON ... babbling broad Cook Dorm Lowers All Barriers By GOO PEPUP Leona B. Freakma, director at Martha Cook building announced today 75 vacancies are available in the dormitory, known all over the campus as a citadel for refined young women. "I will welcome interviews from any women on campus," Mrs. Freakma said. I would like to en- courage girls with grade averages at least below a two point, girls from low income families and young women who aren't interested in campus activities to apply. In order to provide a more hetero- genous atmosphere, I would wel- come applications from women now living in co-ops. What we have in mind, she ex- plained, is the sort of disorganized young woman who studies only when the need strikes her, isn't active on campus, is rarely at the dormitory for meals and after din- ner announcements. We want girls to feel free to do whatever they please," she added with a smile. "The fewer inhibitions the better." Other new changes in the build- ing policy include suspension of closing hours. From now on cur- fews will be removed because the Martha Cook Board of Governors feels that after careful study, the system of locking doors and the insistence on meeting specific hours tended to be too repressive. From now on continuous open- house policy will be in effect. Echoing Mrs.5Freakma's views Chris Saggs, '56, Martha Cook president, said in the future in- formality and unconventionalness will be stressed. The main idea, she said, is to make Martha Cook as relaxed as possible. She added that house meetings will be com- pletely abolished: A survey taken among the pres- ent residents of the dormitory in- dicate that on the whole opinion favors these new policies: "It should be very interesting," one sociology major remarked, "to see how girls of varying socio-econom- ic backgrounds react to the change in environment and how they integrate themselves into the total overall picture adjusting to new mores and folkways." "This sounds better than Ben- nington College," one co-ed chuck- led gleefully, "I can hardly wait for it to go into effect." There were some dissenting opin- ions. One co-ed, who claimed to represent a fairly large segment of opinion, said wvehemently, "is nothing sacred?" By DILL PUGLIS and BEBE SNOBERTSON Schports Editors You are in the dressing room: Only minutes before, the final whistle had blown on what was .perhaps the greatest athletic spec- tacle of our time. The scent-Fairy Field. Here, on this hallowed, historic sod - where Yost's mighty legions once tramped-today tramped an even greater horde-a horde of fight- ing females which swept all be- fore them in the greatest field hockey battle ever played. All-Stars Go Ape The victors-a fantastic bunch of cuties who call themselves the Michigan All-Stars. The losers- the once mighty Wolverine Varsi- ty. We are in the Varsity locker room. Defeat hangs heavy in the air. Coach Bea Oosterkugle paces the far end of the floor-she is ruined. Her team has been belted out of the famed Toilet Bowl Classic. Just one more victory would have sent them on to this great spec- tacle in istoric Sani-Flush Stadi- um. But they were knocked out of it this afternoon by the gamest group of broads we have ever seen. The gloom is so thick in the dressing room you could cut it with a scalpel. We walk over to the defeated Wolverine star Rona Shamer. It was Shamer-the great All- American who suffered the most horrible experience that can come to an athlete. With but three seconds to go in the game, tiny Nan, "Forever and ever" Amber- son swept past her to score the winning goal. Cute little Amberson, whose crewcut flapped wildly in the breeze, represented her Alma Mat- er-Stangle Hall, in the game. She was traded Just one hour before game time, to the Gamma Fools -whose uniform she will wear next year. Amberson wasn't the only girl who ruined the shattered Rona Shamer today. Earlier in the game,' diminutive Shirley Burpowitz, rep- resenting Delta Phi Epsomsalts on the All Stars, belted Shamer in the left, rear, molar-knocking it some fifty four paces to the left. Gone Are the Teeth We walked up to Shamer. Teeth were obviously missing, as she sat there grimacing at us. We asked for a comment. All she could say was "It hoits ta lose." She glared wildly at us, and then slumped to the floor-unconscious, Gone were the dreams of the Toilet Bowl for lovely Louise Bowl- meover. After three years on the varsity-Louise had hoped fer- vently to finally make the grand trip to Sani-flush Stadium-but it was not in the cards. We interviewed Bowlmeover in the locker room. It wasn't a pret- ty sight. She told us "Jeez-dis game was ruf. I don't tink I coulda made da toilert bowl any- how." We left Bowlmeover to her sor- rows, and approached Tammy Mincemeat, captain-elect of next year's varsity. Tall, and lean, it was her last second score that beat Iowa earlier in the year, but she wasn't much out there today. We asked her why? With a trickle of blood dripping from her grizzled chin, she drawled-"dose broadsfrom de All-Stars weretoo good for me." Faked Out We interview Joan ToMorrow -the strongest varsity defense- man in history. It was she who was falred out time and time again when the blue chips were down, We will never forget white-shirted All-Star Marcia Gelchert of Delta Phi Epsomsalts whizzing by her to score that tying goal with four seconds to play in the first per- iod. ToMorrow was sobbing as she removed her padding after the game. One of her eyes sat quietly in a bottle on the nearby table. "Gad-it was a .rough game-lost my second eye in two weeks out dere. Dat goilie from Chicaga- gee House - whbsis - ah-Carol Cold Ham-gouged it out in da last quarter. Gee-it sure hoits." Michele Rotund-the last rem- nant of varsity power out there today was leaving her final show- er of the year when we spotted her. She was far from happy. "Dat Marlene Crawmouth of-oh -wats dat sorority-Awful Dirty Pies-somtin like dat-she danced right around me dere couldn't stop her." We were ready to leave-when Coach Bea Oosterkugle called us over. Adjusting her pince nez- she sobbed-"Oh-hell-I already had my reservations for da big Toilet Bowl game-but I guess that's kind of down the drain now." It sure was. S 'I tily mer anc rose sity pus plu gro had doli car A aro Bui ang shr littl ers, the thr in phc an Bei thy she Pla wh pea haN from COLLI NS' new SPORTS SHOP lower NeO feah ured s CONr separates 7' ..4 / \ \ r kALA A& A AL.~ . .A -- : ' 7 a4Z. b . xk rF . ; . - t ' i ' 6 / SOME PEOPLE COULDN'T MAKE THE SKI TRIP-Shown above is Captain Lilo Von Smedleyborn as he prepares the first launch for the weekend trip up the Huron River. At least 8,000,000 couples were expected on the voyage. TA rH9 THE FABULOUS- World's por ~)~ Greatest HYPNOTIST I.H.C. and Assembly sponsored H ILL AUDITORIUM 8:15 P.M. February 17, 1956. Seats: 75c -$1.00-$1.25 -$1.50 ; . 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