1'41 Ik: t! Q&lLt -~ ~ 'Vt, WORTH A WAR? Offshore Island Alternatives Suggest Limited Aid WORLD WAR III, if it is to come, now seems likely to begin over a few rocky dots in the Straits of Formosa. Admiral Carney, though he denies it, is quoted on excellent authority as having predicted an attack on the Matsus in mid-April, followed later by an assault on Quemoy. Chinese Communist troops have been pour- ink down from Korea, and Formosa and the Pescadores are under close guard by Admiral Pride and the 7th Fleet. The stage is set, and the world wonders what the United States will do, should the attack come. THERE ARE good reasons why we should not announce a firm stand on the defense of the Matsus and Quemoy, despite the example of Korea, where the enemy misjudged our in- tentions and brought us to war. America's con- cern for the offshore islands has been made abundantly clear, sufficient warning for all but the most reckless of would-be-aggressors. There is a serious danger that a public com- mitment to Chiang-kai shek to defend the is- lands might prove gmbarrasing should condi- tions or public sentiment shift. Intransigence is seldom a virtue in diplomacy. What is dis- turbing, however, is the persistent report from Washington that the President has not yet made up his mind either way on the question of American response to an attack on Quemoy. There is a wide difference between keeping in- tentions secret from Chou En-lai and keeping them secret from Admiral Pride. OUT OF THE noisy debate, several factors in determining American policy can be distilled. Opposition to American intervention over Quemoy centers on four points: 1) That while our Allies favor defense of Formosa, they would be unwilling to support any action in defense of the offshore islands. Adlai Steven- son especially has shown concern over this split in Allied ranks and the real danger that we may have to go to war alone. 2) Interna- tional law is said to hold that the fight over the offshore islands constitutes an extension of the Chinese civil war, since they are a part of China. Formosa and the Pescadores on the other hand were surrendered by the Japanese after World War I. Their ultimate fate has not yet been determined by treaty. 3) While not as concerned over international law, Asian neutrals like India's Nehru and Burma's U Nu deeply resent any suggestions of American ac.- tion so close to the Chinese mainland. In con- sidering the views of pro-Western Asians like Syngman Rhee and Chiang, many commenta- tors have often ignored the neutralist view- point, which should never be allowed to veto policies.but whose reactions must surely be considered in a balance sheet on any pro- posed policy. While the neutralists are gen- erally anti-Chiang, they resent his presence off the coast much less than they would re- sent ours. 4) It is said too that Chiang is a reaction- ary dictator. The corruption of his rule on the mainland is legendary. To go.to war over the offshore islands would irrevocably commit us to the support of the Nationalists and forever equate America with Chiang in the eyes of Asia. 5) The defensability of the offshore islands is questionable, short of all-out' bombing of the mainland. It would no doubt be a mistake to. announce our intention to defend Quemo and the Matsus only to lose them to con- centrated Communist military attack. A con- siderable segment of American opinion holds it a mistake to risk large-scale war in Asia, simply to protect the offshore islands. For- mosa is of course too strategic an island to risk losing, but it would be difficult to justify-Am- erican involvement over Quemoy and Matsu and a war over them would be bound to be unpopular. ON THE other hand, many Americans are unwilling to cross off Quemoy and the Matsus and concede them to the avaricious Reds. First, the offshore islands, while they would be of little offensive value to the Com- munists in staging a Formosan attack, pro vide a rather powerful deterent to attack when in Nationalist hands. Opponents of this view claim that the Seventh Fleet stationed in the Straits is all the deterent needed to preven an attack. Be this as it may, the offshore is- lands are a definite military asset, both in bottling up coastal .ports and in bombarding any invasion across the Straits. SECOND, another reality of the situation is that Chiang continues to maintain on the offshore islands forces estimated at around 50,000 men, or one fifth of his effective fight- ing force. The loss of the islands would only follow a last-ditch defense leading probably to annihilation of the Nationalist troops. Nor can the large civilian populations of the is- lands be ignored when contemplating disposal of the islands. There are indications that the Eisenhower Administration has urged Chiang to abandon Quemoy and the Matsus in addition to th Tachens. One suggestion of this is Secretary Dulles' anguished cry that Adlai Stevenson was just passing off the Administration's pol- icy as his own when he suggested that Chiang evacuate the islands in return for Allied sup- port of Formosa and the Pescadores. If this is the case, this phase of the present dilemma may be blamed simply on Chiang's stubborn- ness in holding on to the islands, joining their fate with that of their civilian populations and much of his army. THIRD, ONE of the values of Formosa lies not in its strategic position alone, but in The possibilgy of the seturn is perhaps ob- scure, but it is the motivation which keeps the threat of attack agaiist the mainland. Chiang's government in perpetual motion. The loss of the offshore islands would mean the end of the dream which has maintained an effective fighting force on Formosa, at a time when Communist manpower in Asia is domi- nant, for lack of a counterbalance. The sub- version of Formosa itself would be facilitated by the decline in Nationalist morale and pres- tige that would follow the loss of the islands. FINALLY, MANY hold to the theoy that it is time to draw the line in Asia, that Com- munist aggression must not be further re- warded with once-free territory. The islands are surely 'no more Mao's than Chiang's, and to allow the Communists to have them, simply because they threaten to take them, would seem to many to be just another piece in a pattern of appeasement in the Far East. There is the danger of completely demoralizing our other Asian allies, and of allowing Communism to add a "bandwagon" appeal, based on its apparent omnipotence and inevitability, to the many with which it now sways Asian minds. THE IDEAL American policy would be one which would save the offshore islands for Chiang by measures short of American inter- vention. Surely Nationalist forces can be, strengthened through greater military aid to Chiang's air force and navy. Should this fai to be adequate, the balance of argument would seem to fall on leaving Chiang to his own for- tunes on the rocky dots called Quemoy and the Matsus. -Pete Eckstein DREW PEARSON: Corsi Shadowed In Europe WASHINGTON-"Ed Corsi, the immigration expert ousted for being too enthusiastic about his job, had a "shadow" planted on his trail by Scott McLeod, the man chiefly responsible for his ouster. When Corsi went to Europe to survey refugee conditions, a se- curity policeman named Roy Wade, whom Corsi describes as a "Texas cop," was assigned to ac- company him, presumably as an assistant. "I soon learned that Wade was shadowing me everywhere I went," Corsi recalls. "Every night Wade would write reports to McLeod on my comings and goings and the people I talked to, as well as what I said to them." At first Corsi was amused. But the private-eye business became irritating when Wade started cen- soring his conversations. On such occasions Wade would strike a mysterious - pose, hand to his mouth, and whisper: "You can't talk about that. It's classified." While in West Germany, the de- tective interrupted Corsi with the admonition: "Please, Mr. Corsi, you are discussing State Depart- ment secrets!" "This practically fractured me," recalls Corsi, "because the people I was talking to just happened to be representatives of the State Department."' The payoff occurred when Corsi took a firsthand look at living standards in Red-controlled East. Berlin. "I headed for the shoe counter in an East Berlin department store because shoes are the key to living standards," explains Corsi. "In the United States, an average worker can buy a pair ofashoes for a day's wages and have some- thing left over. Behind the iron curtain, it takes about eight days' wages to buy a pair of shoes." After looking over the shoes in the East Berlin store, Corsi com- mented: "In the United States, these shoes would be discards - third-rate stuff." Suddenly his companion went into his hand-to-mouth routine: "Please don't say anything like that," he whispered excitedly. "Don't Sou realize that we're sur- rounded by spies? You might cre- ate an international incident!" This was more than Corsi could take. "I was wrong," he announced in a loud voice. "These shoes are- n't third-rate by American stan- dards. They're fourth-rate." Rayburn-Go-Round GROUP of Texas legislators had their way paid to the Sam Rayburn dinner by the "Third House of Texas government"-the lobbyists . ., . Clyde Bell, venerable elevator operator at the Mayflow- er, greeted Harry Truman with "The Republicans came here with one shirt and one dollar bill and they haven't changed either one of 'em since." ...Mrs. Fred Vin- son, widow of the late great Chief Justice, greeted Mrs. Truman with: "Do you mind if I kiss your husband?" . .,Judge Thurman Arnold razzing State Department over firing Ed Corsi who cam- paigned for Secretary Dulles for the Senate: "Isn't it nice that you have a Secretary of State who will turn his back on a friend?" .. . (Dean ,Acheson made a remark which the Republicans never for- got that he "Wouldn't turn my back on Alger Hiss.") ., A friend greeted Congressman Francis Wal- ter of Pennsylvania who wanted Corsi fired: "You'll have to sing Santa Lucia all over your district to get re-elected." e . . Confided Borden Stevenson, son of Adlai, to a friend: "father will run again." . . . Gov. Averell Harriman got plenty of advice from Colum- nist Doris Fleeson ... Three May- ors of the top U.S. cities, all demo-' crats, gave themselves free and friendly advice - Mayor Wagner of New York, Mayor Clark of Philadelphia, and Mayor Daley, newly elected boss of Chicago ... Mayor Clark's answer to whether he would run for the Senate from Pennsylvania was: "no comment." Democratic Split PAUL BUTLER, who's done a dynamic job as new chairman of the Democratic National Com- mittee, stubbed his toe at the closed-door committee meeting when Tracy McCracken, homespun Democratic Committeeman from Wyoming, proposed that all ex-* national chairmen be made mem- bers of the committee without the right to vote. McCracken had discussed this with Dave Lawrence, Mayor of Pittsburgh, who favored getting the benefit of such ex-chairmen as Jim Farley, Howard McGrath, Frank McKinney, Bill Boyle, Hom- er Cummings, Steve (Mitchell, et al. When McCracken made his mo- tion, it was immediately seconded by Margaret O'Riordan, Democra- CURRENT MOVIES A t the Michigan .. . THE COUNTRY GIRL with Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly, and William Holden., BASED on a rather weak play by Clifford Odets, and transcribed for the screen by Writer-Director George Seaton, The Country Girl is one of the most disappointing films of the past few years. One might have expected greatness, but it offers shallowness all too often. The plot centers about a romantic triangle: (1) Aging singer Big Crosby has an inferiority complex and blames his insecurity upon the accidental death of his son; he is attempting a comeback in a new musical show. (2) The sing- er's wife, Grace Kelly, has become a physical wreck under the strain of caring for her childish, drunken husband; she is 'a mother to him, but is fighting to make a man of him. (3) Director William Holden has had an unhappy marriage and is in charge of Crosby's comeback appearance; he is slowly falling in lovebwith Miss Kelly, all the while blaming her for her hus- band's poor mental health. From these melodramatic do- ings, The Country Girl draws its inspiration, of which no small part may be reduced to a theatrical synthesis of popular psychology. For the first hour or more, when character development and dra- matic heightening are in order, the script furnishes the players with an endless byplay of words in which they attempt to chry- stalize their psychological moti- vations, engaging in a kind of lay- men's psychoanalysis. Once the in- dividual personalities - are estab- lished, the picture makes an abrupt shift. SUDDENLY the insecure singer is secure; the dumpy, bitter, self-righteous wife, beautiful, ac- cepting a share of the blame for her husband's condition, adopting "He Gets Off a Nice Clear Decision, Doesn't He?" DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN a healthy outlook on life; the com- pletely imperceptive director, com- pletely perceptive. Obviously this. sort of transitions are difficult to make, requiring delicate handling and sensitive acting, neither of which is presented in sufficient quantity to offset the inherent difficulties. Crosby handles his role with great conviction; the closeups of his dissapated, drunken face seem to mirror the weak, unhappy, tra- gic figure he portrays. Miss Kelly shows considerable promise as an actress, but very often fails to deliver the warmth and emotion- alism which her role demands. That her performance is the best of the year is most likely so; that she is a great actress is rather absurd. Her famous coldness and reserve seem inappropriate here and her face is too often a bland mask. Holden's performance is rather standard, with his by now almost-stereotyped charm. The Country-Girl is not a "bad" picture; in fact, it is one of the year's more interesting efforts, de- serving serious consideration. But seldom has any picture promised so much and given so little. -Ernest Theodossin (Continued fromPage 2) will be at the Bureau of Appoint- ments: Mon,April 25- Bank of America, Hdq. In Los An- geles, Calif.-men in LS&A and BusAd for a Special Accelerated Training Pro- gram leading to positions in Lending, Operations, Trust, International Bank- ing, Standards and Methods, Account- ing Personnel Relations, Escrow, and Appraisal. Tues., April 26-- Women's Army Corps-women in any field for Officer Training. Canada Life Assurance Co., Jackson, Michigan-LS&A and BusAd men for Sales. Wed,, April 27- R. R. Donnelley & Sons Co., Chicago, 11l. (The Lakeside Press) - men in LS&A, BusAd., and Engrg. for Produc- 'tion, Sales, & Office Administration, Thurs., April 28- Mich. Bell Telephone-women in any field for Management Training. Kalamazoo Vegetable Parchment Co., Kalamazoo, Mich.-men in LS&A and BusAd for Sales and Management Training Program, Given Mfg. Co., Hdq. in Los Angeles, Calif.-men in L&A and BusAd for Sales. (company manufactures Waste- King garbage disposers) Moorman Mfg. Co., Quincy, 111.-men with any degree for Sales covering Midwest area. (compny manufactures supplemental feeds for livestock and poultry) Fri., April 29- Wurzburg's Department Store, Grand Rapids, Michigan-men and women for Management Training Program in Re- tailing, and Accounting. For appointments contact the Bureut of Appointments, Ext. 371, 3528 Admin. Bldg. PERSONNEL REQUESTS: WPAG-TV, Ann Arbor, Mich.-man to sell time or space on WPAG-Tv. New York State Civil Service an- nounces exams for the following: open to any qualified citizens of U.S., appli- cation accepted up to May 13, 1955- Assoc. Landscape Architect, Jr. Land- scape Architect. Sr. Hardware Speifica. tions Writer; open to any qualified citi- zens of U.S., applications accepted up to May 27, 1955-Sr. Landscape Archi- tect, Social Worker (medical), Interme- diate Psychiatric Social Worker; exam to be held In Albany only, application accepted up to May 6, 195 -- Deputy Clerk also acting as Court Stenograph- er; open to residents of N.Y., applica- tions accepted up to May 13, 1955 - Landscape Architect, Chief-Bureau of vocational Curriculum Development And Industrial Teacher Training, Pro- fessional Educ. Aide, Aquatic Biologist. For further information contact the Bureau of Appointments, Ext. 371, 3528 Admin. Bldg. Lectures Botanical Seminar. Hubert W. Vogel- mann, Department of Botany, will speak on, "Biosystematic Studies on Primula mistassinica in North Amer- ica." Wed., April 20, 4:00 p.m. Refresh- ments. 1139 N.S. University Lecture under the auspices of the Department of Chemistry. Wed., April '20 at 4:00 p.m. in Room 1300 Chemistry. Dr. C. E. Nordman of the Institute for Cancer Research of Phila- delphia, will speak on, "Crystal Struc- ture Studies of Citric Acid and the Citrate Ion." University Lecture, auspices of the Department of Economics. "The Devel- opment of the American Labor Pro- gram." Professor Selig Perlman, Univer- sity of Wisconsin. Fri., April 22, 4:15 p.m., Rackham Amphitheatre. Academic Notices Doctoral Preliminary Examinations for Students in Education will be held May 26, 27, and 28. Students who anticipate taking these examinations must file their names with the Chairman of Ad- visers to Gradujyte Students, 4019 Uni- versity High School, not later than May 1. Sociology Coffee Hour In the Sociology Lounge at 4:00 p.m. Wed., April 20. Zoology Seminar. Dr. David L. Nanney will spek on "Nuclear Differentiation: The Resurrection of a 'Dead' Issue," Wed,. April 20, at 4:15 p.m., in the Nat- ural Science Auditorium. Seminar in Organic Chemistry. Thurs., April 21 at 7:30 p.m. in Room 1300 Chemistry. Miss Patricia A. Mcveigh will speak on "Hydrogen Isotope Ef- fects." Seminar in Analytical - Inorganic - Physical Chemistry. Thurs., April 21 at 7:30 p.m. in Room 3005 Chemistry. Rog- er F. Klemm will spek on "The Deter- mination of Bond Dissociation Energies from Chemical Kinetics Data." 402 Interdisciplinary Seminar on the Application of Mathematics to Social Science will meet Thurs., April 21, Room 3401 Mason Hall from 4:00-5:30 p.m. C. H. Coombs and R. C. Kao will speak on "Non-Metric Factor Anplysis." Seminar in Mathematical Statistics. Thurs., April 21, 3:30-5:30 p.m. in Room 3010 A.H. Miss Irene Hess will discuss Chapter 11 in Cochran's Sampling Tech- niques. Application for English Honors Cur- riculum: Meeting for students interest- ed in entering the English Honors Curriculum that begins next Fall. Thurs., April 21 at 4:00 p.m. in 2402 Mason Hall. The nature of the program will be discussed and students will be invited to raise questions. Sophomore students are particularly invited, but Freshmen who are interested in the program are also welcome. Doctoral Examination for Charles De- pew verNooy, III, Chemistry; thesis: "The Stereochemistry of the Diels-Al- der Reaction between Cyclopentadiene and Substituted trans-Cinnamic Acid Derivatives. The Formation of Nortri- cyclene Derivatives in Brominations of exo-2, 5-Methylene-1, 2, 5, 6-Tetrahy- drobenzoic Acids," Thurs., April 21, 3003 Chemistry Building, at 1:15 p.m. Chairman, C. S. Rondestvedt. Seminar in Applied Mathematics will meet Thurs., April 21, at 4:00 p.m. in Room 247 West Engineering. John Cris- pin of Willow Run will speak on "The Radar Cross-Section of an Infinite of the requirements for the degree of Master of Music, at :30 p.m Thurs., April 21, in Rackham Assembly Hall, Mrs. Dudd studies voice with Frances Greer. Compositions by Mozart, Schu- bert, Schumann, Debussy, Ravel, Gliere, Tchaikovsky, Kountz, and Rimsky-Kor. sakov, and will be open to the public. Carillon Recital by Percival Price, University Carillonnur, 7:15 p.m. Thurs., April 21; works by Martini, Gor- don, Schubert, Tchaikovsky; group of Arab melodies. Events Today Frosh Weekend. Floorshow Rehearsal Schedule: Wed, 7:00 p.m., Group 2; Thursday, 7:00 p.m., Groups 7a and 7b; Sat., 2:00 p.m., Groups 6, , 9; 3:00 p.m., Group 1 Sun., 3:00 p.m., Group 5. Episcopal Student Foundation, Stu- dent Breakfast at canterbury House. Wed., April 20, after the 7:00 a.m. Holy Communion. Hispanic Fiesta. Exhibit of Hispani Arts and Crafts, Oriental Gallery, Alum- ni Hall. Open to the public. Wed., April 20, 1:00-500 p.m. and 7:00-9:00 p.m. Thurs., April 21, 1:00-5:00 p.m. and 7:00-9:00 p.m. Fri., April 22, 1:00-5:00 p.m. Carillon Concert of Hispanic Musi, by Dr. Percivji Price, Burton Memorial Tower. Wed., April 20, 3:00-3:10 p.m. Thurs., April 21, 3:00-3:10 p.m. variety Show (Hispanic music, songs and dances), Auditorium A, Angell Hall, Wed.. April 20. 4:00-4:45 p.m, Thur, April 21, 6:00-6:45 p.m. General meeting of Sigma Alpha Eta Wed., April 20. at 7:30 p.m. at Lane Hall. Elections of new offices. Dr. Harry Towsley will speak on, "Speech Cor- rection and Pediatrics." All members requested to attend. Frosh Weekend. Mass meeting of the Blue Team Wed., Apr. 20 at 5:00 p.m. in the League ballroom. Everyone must at- tend. Pershing Rifles. Meet at TCB at 1930 hrs. Wed., April 20 for regular company driil. Coming Events Frosh Weekend. Maize Team Mass Meeting, Thurs, April 21, 5:00 p.m in the League. Every member of any com- mittee or participant in the floorshow must attend. "Law and Christian Ethics," joint Presbyterian - Lutheran discussion, Thurs., April 21, at 9:15 p.m., in the Lutheran Student Center. Paul G. Kauper, professor of law; John W. Reed, professor of law; and Ray Kla- sen, Ann Arbor lawyer, will lead the discussion. Refreshments. Congregational - Disciples Guild, Thurs., Apr. 24, 7:00 a.m., Breakfast meditation group a't Guild House Chap- el. 5:00-5:30 p.m., Mid-Week Meditation in Douglas Chapel, Hillel. Reservation for Fri. evening dinner must be made and paid for by Thurs., Apr. 21 at the Hillel Building between 7:00 and 10:00 p.m. La Petite Causette meets Thurs., Apr. 21 from 3:30-5:00 p.m. in the left room of the Union cafeteria, Scrabble en francais. A Social Seminar will be held t 7:45 p.m. Thurs., April 21 in the West Con- ference Room, Rackham Building. James C. MacDonald, assistant profes- sor of journalism, will discuss, "The Administrator and The Press." Refresh- ments. Christian Science Organization Testi. monial Meeting, 7:30 p.m. Thurs, Up- per Room, Lane. H1L. International Center Tea. Thurs., 4:30. 6:00 _p.m. Rackham.Buiding. Sailing Club. Meeting Thurs, at 7:45 p.m. in 311 W. Eng. Episcopal Student Foundation. Stu- dent Breakfast at Canterbury House, Thurs., April 21, After the 7:00 a.m. Holy Communion. Arts Chorale will meet pt 7:00 p.m. Thurs., Apr. 21 in And. D Angell Hall, Open to public. Young Democrats will sponsor a pan- el discussion on the topic: "Is a Trend towards Conformity Threatening Aca- demic Freedom?" Speakers will be Ed- win E. Mose, associate professor of mathematics; William B. Palmer, asso- cite professor of economics; and Ar- thur M. Eastman, assistant professor of English. Thurs., April 21 in Auditorium B, Angell Hall at 7:45 p.m. Open to public. Sixty-Fifth Year Edited and managed by students of the University of Michigan under the authority of the Board in Control of Student Publications. Editorial Staff Eugene Hartwig ....Managing Editor Dorothy Myers ............City Editor Jon Sobeloff ........Editorial Director Pat Roelofs.......Associate City Editor Becky Conrad.......Associate Editor Nan Swinehart .......Associate Editor David Livingston.........Sports Editor Hanley Gurwin ..Assoc. Sports Editor Warren Wertheimer .........Associate Sports Editor Roz Shlimovitz......Women's Editor Janet Smith Associate women's Editor John Hirtzel,.....Chief Photographer Business Staff Lois Pollak ..........Business Manager Phil Brunskill, Assoc. Business Manager Bill Wise .........Advertising Manager Mary Jean Monkoski Finance Manager Telephone NO 23-24-1 Member I A LETTERS TO THE EDITOR ART, RE VIEW FOR THOSE in the post-vacation and spring doldrums we suggest a relaxing visit to the University Museum of Art. Nothing monumen- tal or awfullly challenging was planned, but rather a bright cluster of small exhibitions are offered. Contemporary paintings from the Museum's collection are displayed in the main gallery. Among them, Friz Winter's Principal and Sec- ond Movement, effectively mounted, struck our eye. It is in the faniliar idiom of Abstract.Ex- pressionism, but of special interest is the fact that it is a comparatively recent example of modern German art. English, French, and American contributions to this new "Interna- tional Style" are also exhibited. A STUDENT COLLECTS is the title of the neighboring gallery. It reflects the encour- aging collecting skill of University law student Alan Neidle. Although including a wide variety of styles, the collection is discpilined by a per- sonal taste and a limitation of media to the graphic arts. Especially interesting were sev- eral vigorous woodcuts: Triumphal Procession by Hans Springlee, a pupil of Durer; and an excellent study by Hendrick Goltzius. The in- evitable Piranesi engraving of a Roman view is included. But why not? The Roman series of this eighteenth century Italian are almost synonymous with our conception of the city. To many, his Rome is the real Rome just like Guardi's Venice remains the Venice of every tourist's dream. It is just this sort of an exper- ience that prompts one to observe that our visual conception of the world does not deter- mine but is determined by the visual arts. does at least shape and form photography's treatment of that experience. Another show, The Photography of Francis Brugiere, may be seen to confirm this view. Brugiere is cred- ited as being one of the first to use the cam- era not as a simple recorder of visual appear- ances, but as a creative tool. As early as 1912, it sems, he created a series of "light abstrac- tions." Undeniably, however, the inspiration came from the cubist experiments of Picasso and Braque. In,addition the visitor should note the Crea- tive Photography Kit display and the little show, Drawings of French Artists from the extensive drawing collection of our Museum. -Victor H. Miesel what They're Say ing Suburbia: Inner, Outer and The Country! Watch hardware store windows. In all three areas, these stores sell lawnmowers. But in Out- er Suburbia they also sell sickles; in the Coun- try, scythes. Note certain tempos. In Inner Suburbia, a man will come to fix the pilot light on your gas stove within twenty-four hours; Outer Subur- bia, within seventy-two; Country, within two (because he's the householder himself and he only has to come in from the barn). Pay attention to complexions. In Inner Sub- urbia they are ruddy or bronze about two months a year, of standard or City pallor the rest; in OuterSuburbia, they never get lighter than buckskin; in the Country, saddle-leather all the time. Keep an eye on lawns. Inner Suburbia: like Join 'emn... To the Editor: INSOFAR AS the University Board of Regents is seeking to maintain the distinctiveness of the. University of Michigan's name, I would like to, in all humbleness, suggest the following resolution to the Regents' dilemma. Considering that the State Leg- islature of Michigan is displaying extreme liberality in dispensing new titles to various state insti- tutions, the Regents should adopt the policy, "if you can't beat them, join them," petitioning the State Legislature of Michigan to add the prefix "Arch" to the present title "University of Michigan." I believe that this solution will be acceptable to the Regents; and also a rather fatigued student body which is well aware of the otherramifications of the word "arch" exclusive of its use as a prefix designating superior rank, -D. Schroeder, '58 A&D * * * Rutherford Dismissal.. To the Editor: THE CASE of Jesse Rutherford, dismissed from his job at the VA hospital, illustrates once again the injustice of -the misnamed "loyalty" program. In establishing tests of political conformity for Civil Service posi- tions, the "loyalty" program does violence to the concept of an im- partial and non-political Civil Service. mittee of distinguished Democrats comprised of ex-chairmen and others. "Plf' hP, alar - assrrta One can hardly argue that the intent of the "loyalty" program is to weed out potential spies, sabo- teurs, and traitors. The kernel of the "loyalty" program is the no- tion that certain ideas are "sub- versive," therefore any person having similar ideas, or having connections, however indirect, with any is a "security risk." We might note that the only government employe convicted re- cently under the espionage laws-- for passing secrets to the Nether- lands government - passed all "loyalty" tests with flying colors. In the wake of the "loyalty" program we find the talebearer, the nameless accuser, the inform- er and the professional witness- sordid careers exemplified by Ma- tusow, Chambers, Budenz, and company. Penalties of loss of job and the brand of "security risk" are applied without reference to normal rules of evidence. It is a sorry thing for American democracy when mere past affilia- tion with the Progressive Party brings about dismissal from a po- sition not even remotely connect- ed with national security. The fir- ing of Jesse Rutherford was an act of vindictive McCarthyism. Many of the injustices perpe- trated in the name of the "loyalty" program have been righted by the force of public opinion. Let us hope that Mr. Rutherford, too, re- tains his job and his good name. -David R. Luce * * * Turnabout ..* To the Editor: SINCE MSC has now dropped the word "college" as an inade- quate description, and since our neighbor in Ynsilanti wants tn ,{ k