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CLASSIFIEDS
FOR SALE FOR RENT
ARMY-NAVY type Oxfords-$6.88. Sox, ONE OR TWO GIRLS to share 4-room
39c; shorts, 69c; military supplies. furnished apt. on Arch near Packard
Sam's Store, 122 E. Washington. )26B and State. NO 3-3472 after 5 P.M. )20C
1951 CHEVROLET four door, radio,
heater-Green and Real Nice. The ROOMS FOR RENT
big lot across from downtown car- BY DAY-WEEK-MONTH - Campus
port. Huron Motor Sales, 222 W. Tourist Home, 518 E. William (near
Washington, NO 2-4588. )205B State). NO 3-8454. Student rooms.
1940 PONTIAC, two door, new rubber )23D
and clean. The big lot across from FURNISHED-Tired of living in a dog-
downtown carport. Huron Motor house and desirous of superb comfort
Sais, 222 W. Washing)ton, NO 2-4588, and convenience? Share large apt. op-
_ _ _ _ _ posite law quad with male student.
1952 CHEVROLET four door, radio, 2nd semester. $60, plus utilities. NO
heater. low mileage. The big lot 2-1878. )32D
across from downtown carport, Huron
Motor Sales, 222 W. Washington, NO BUSINESS SERVICES
2-4588. )202B
R. A. MADDY-VIOLIN MAKER. Fine
TUXEDO, size 40-42, excellent condi- instruments, Accessories, Repairs. 310
tion. Also 3 dress shirts, 16-33, 2- S.- State, upstairs. Phone NO 2-5962.
15%1-34. NO 3-3821. )215B )10I
1948 CHEVROLET Club Coupe, one WASHING-Finished work and hand
owner, new tires, real clean. The ironing. Rough dry and wet washing,
big lot across from downtown car- Also ironing separately. Free pick-up
port. Huron Motor Sales, 222 W. and delivery. Phone NO 2-9020. Wool
Washington, NO 2-4588. )221B sox washed also. )8I
1947 CHEVROLET two-doo Aero Sedan, ALTERATIONS
Iblock, radio and heater, one owner.________________
The big lot across from downtown DRESSMAKING, ALTERATIONS, HEMS.
carport. Huron Motor Sales, 222 W. Prompt service, Call NO 3-0783. )4N
Washington, NO 2-4588. )220B
REAL ESTATE
MAR1cHFoIMIS CALL WARD REALTY
NO 2-7787
for 2-3 bedroom homes-priced for
students. Evenings call:
Mr. Hadccl NO 2-5163
Mr. Rice 3YP 2740-M
Mr. Garner NO 3-2761
Mr. Martin NO 8-8608
Mr. Schoot NO 3-2763 )20
THE DRAMATIC ARTS CENTER
a professional arena theatre invites yOu to
"THE COCKTAIL PARTY"
by T. S. ELIOT
Thursday thru Sunday 8:15 P.M. until Feb. 20th
Matinee Feb. 20th, 2:30 P.M.
STUDENT RATE 99c
General Admission $1.65
Revervations NO 2.5915 Masonic Temple, 327 S. Fourth
DIAL
NO 2-3136 sTWO MORE
For Schedule DAYS
Information
...Out of the pages of the most
amazing story ever written comes
the /T*o401v
of them all!
. 4 -R

Two Janitor
After 'U'In
By MIGGIE HAGGINS
Dismissal of two University jan-
itors following nine months of in-
vestigations by several faculty
committees brought varied com-
ments from big wheels here last
week.
A third janitor, also implicated
in the charges made by a Michi-
gan Representative Kitten Clarky
last May, was reinstated after
hours of third degree treatment
by the administration.
Wooden Horse
"We were happy to reinstate the
janitor who did nothing but ride a
wooden horse named Lincoln Bri-
gade around the zoology labs,"
University Intimate Relations
Head Robert Q. Brandyou reported
following announcement of the
action. "He was young then, and
has since repented his crime,"
Brandyou concluded.
"The other two were found guil-
ty. They worked underground. One
of them wouldn't even tell us what
he was doing underground or on
top of the ground. He was closed
mouth all the way. We dismissed
him. He monkeyed with mathema-
tics and confused students too."
The vote to dismiss Angell Hall
janitor-science fictionist Horace
C. Rectangle was unanimous. "We
couldn't trust him," was everyone's
conclusion.
Liquorson's Deed
Some members of the janitorial
profession were upset with the de-
cision in the Clark Liquorson case,
however. "Dismissing him was a
tragedy for this institution" they
claimed. "He left cadavers out of
the cupboards at night, that was
his only crime," his colleagues re-
ported.
"He lived in a pink house,"
charged his boss, Morris Seafars;
"he knew too much." Seafar's
decision to dismiss janitor Liquor-
son played a big role in the final
action.
"But the dismissals were not a
sign that there is no freedom for
janitors in this institution," Pre-

rs Dismissed
vestigations
sident Harlon Catcher told the
press. "The janitors may do almost
anything they want, but think."
The Principle
"It's the principle of the thing,"
an English 1 student wrote in a
term paper. She thought fiction-
science writers who were part time
janitors shouldn't be accused of a
crime. "I like fiction-science," she
said.
Rep. Kitten Clarky, the Con-
gressman who staged an investi-
gation by having all University
Security Officers observe work
done and buildings entered by the
three janitors, told the press, "The
University has done right. These
A word
The Daily's special tony ex-
pruss yesterday brought news
from Chicago that the Daily
had won furst prize in a na-
tionwile typogrophy battle.
Tied with a gold ribbon and
stomped with an intimate seal,
the citationo red, "In appreci-
ation of the Daily'z contribution
to the problems of typogogra-
phy."
The award macked the fit-
teenth time the Faily was given
the coveted scraps of paper.
Commented Daily humor editor
R. J. Straightface, "I thought
it was a subpoena, but it was-
n't"
left-handed janitors do much da-
mage to our country's freedoms. No
more of these red-faced men
should be allowed to infiltrate our
educational institutions."
Rep. Clarky and University ad-
mniistrators working for him at
ground level are continuing their
investigations of the janitorial in-
filtration plots at other universi-
ties. "Thus far, the University
seems to be out of danger of blow-
ing up," Brandyou told the press
last night.

DIAL.
NO 2-2513
Schedule
information
up to his ears
in clues...

KIRK DOUGLAS -v ~
JAMES MASON PAUL LUKAS - PETER LORRE
Directed by RICHARDFESCER- Screenplay by EARL FETONi
NOTE This Show Only
Shows Daily Matinees 75c
1:00 - 3:40 - 6:25 - 9:15 Evenings $1.00
Feature at Inc. Tax
1:05-3:45-6:35-39:20

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