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Monday, February 7, 1955

THE MICHIGAN DAILY

Page Nineteen

Monday, February 7. 1955 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Paqe Nineteen

Queen of Women Discusses
Role of Metaphors in Society
It was just a routine conference.
Just some of the campuscoeds witha particularly vicious swipe
gathering in the office of the of the emery. "Indeed, so I did.
Queen of Women for a regular This is like lighting the fire with
periodical weekly chat on the Fate a different match."
of the University. You know the Filthy University
kind. "This University," she added
New Ending after an appropriate pause, "is
But this conference had a dif- but a great filthy cauldron, into
ferent ending. One whose rever- which the privileged few-the pro-
berations are still heard in the verbial cream of the proverbial
farthest corners of Washtenaw crop-are thrown by forces big-
County. For the Queen of Women ger than both of us.
herself treated her audience to an "From this cauldron," she add-
address on "Effect of the Mets- ed, "we emerge-no longer acne-
phor in Civilized Townships.C covered toddlers but matured,
"Whathis life, after all," the Cau- blossomed, full-blown and educat-
casian authority ventured, "but a ed citizens." Rising to her tiptoes,
trapeze?" she grew more resonant. "The sim-
Noting the enthralled gazes of ilarity to melted wax and harden-
h atspec tors, she contined,. d candies is too obvious to men-
You swing from bar to bar, ever tion, she added quietly.
forward, never stopping, proceed-
ing, succeeding-"
"But," interrupted a callow ado- YOU'LL FIND
lescent,you compared life to
rowboat last week, Queen."
"So I did, so I did," the official and
noted as she filed her thumbnail
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COLLEGE SCHMALTZ:
Bug-birds, Siberia, Dope Make News
By CIRCUM SCRIBE
Coeds at Michigan Snake Nor- berian snow drifts is like, we cor- monkeys were brought before the
mal raided men's dorms last night dially invite would-be journalists University of Africa Joint Judic
shouting: "We want bug-birds, to our friendly and liberal cam- Council last week.
t , pus. R.S.V.P."
The girls are protesting the T- University officials expressed re- The anthropoids were caught
bone steak dinners they've been luctance to the invitation. "Before sneaking morphine shots into the
having continually for the past we can release visas," the offi- "main" line and sniffing mariuana
semester. cials stated, "we must carefully in the Jarboretum. When brought
They expressed delight at the examine rules concerning alcohol, before the Judic council, they
animal-vegetable soup served to women's hours, and bermuda squirmed and chewed their collars.
them on special occasions. shorts." They were trembling violently and
a a s a * appeared, on the whole, rather
THE UNIVERSITY of Siberia MORE THAN 50 dope addicted nauseous. They pleaded innocent.

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has invited Daily reporters and
editors to the USSR campus for a
college newspaper exchange pro-
gram.
President Ivanovitch Beerkov,
head of the Siberian University
said: "To promote widespread pro-
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