THE MICHIGAN DAILY SUNDAY, OCTOBER 17. 1954 . R -kN RPa AJL ?.. Viii'kP"JVJJLW 1 A V 1,7 V rim NLY 'BIG STICK': Gen. Clark Diagnoses Major World Problems "What Was Wrong With Charlie's Crack About Dogs?" AFTER MULLING over Gen. Mark Clark's obser- vations on "The Struggle in Asia" for almost a ,week, it is difficult to feel that any information imparted to Monday night's lecture audience was based on sound and rational reasoning. 'This is really a shame, for there was every rea- son to believe that Gen. Clark could as he put it, "enlighten" his audience. After all, he has had first hand experience in Asia, has commanded UN troops, and even signed the Korean armistice. If anyone should be well informed, it is he. But what the audience received was essentially humorous autobiographical material, some rah-rah Yankee- Doodle-Dandy patriotic emotionalism, and a few random, highly dogmatic military observations. Gen. Clark firist identified himself with every big wheel in American foreign affairs. He had been hunting with Ike, talked with Marshall over the phone, knew MacArthur, etc. The Cita- del, a military academy where he is president, is a fine place; he has no difficulty in raising mon- ey. Even New York policemen thought he was a1 great guy. And his son is a regular fellow. Sand- wiched between these anecdotes was the crux of his lecture. Having explained how bad Communists are andI how good Americans are, Gen, Clark announced that "Political conferences solve nothing." The on- ly way to mate Communists see that Americans are right is to use a "big stick." However, this does not mean that America should start a war. Amer- ica had really missed her big chance with the Yalu. "I don't think Russia would have come in if we had bombed beyond the Yalu River," he said. Was it possible that this might have brought about another world war? Oh, no, the general hastened to explain. Just "why" it would not have caused another world war we were never told. The general's reasoning is not at all uncommon. It is based on the illogical and fallacious assump- tion that there are only "two sides to every story." That there could be more than "two sides" never occurs to Gen. Clark. For there is only the Ameri- can way and the non-American way of viewing a problem. That the French or English might have another point of view is impossible for him to see. It is his firm belief that everything will work out in our favor. Such prophetic knowledge and one- sided reasoning requires no "why" or "how-can-we- be-certain" analysis. One must accept and not ques- tion. It is very interesting to explore the implications of his reasoning. We have missed our chance to lick the Communists in Korea. Now, we cannot waste time discussing, trying to work out problems because the Communist only understands the "big stick." But we cannot begin a war. Apparently, we must just sit and wait until we are attacked. Then we will be able to justifiably use that "big stick" and teach those Communists a thing or two. Social and economic conditions in Communist- held countries do not interest the general. How could the communists have gotten a foothold in these many lands? How do the people feel toward Americans and American ideals? What can we do to win, Asian peoples over to our way of thinking? What is it that the Asian people want from us, or from the Communists? The Asian people do not count with Gen. Clark. This is just a fight between the bad guys (Communists) and the good guys (Americans). Naturally, the good guys will win. They always do. About half way through the lecture, Gen. Clark asked "Where do we go from here?" His answer, "I wish I knew," is probably applicable to most of his observations. -Ernest Theodossin The Week in Review Local.. AFI'R MUCH discussion at its monthly meeting on Monday, the Senate Advisory Committee voted to call a special meeting of the University Faculty Senate within the next two weeks. The group decided to call the meeting to further dis- cuss procedures involved in the faculty dismissal cases and the whole question of academic freedom. CHANGE IN PLANS: Scheduled to speak before the Student Legislature on the question of proposed severance pay for himself and Prof. Mark Nick- erson, H. Chandler Davis, former University mathe- matics instructor, did not appear at the last min- ute. The reason given by SL President Steve Jelin, '55, was that information Davis would have sup- plied was obtainable from other sources. The same night, the Student Legislature sent a motion, which proposed a year's severance pay for the two dismissed faculty members, back to committee for further study. FRATERNITIES: As fraternity rushing ended, it was disclosed that campus fraternities pledged more than 515 men. This total was only 20 short of the 1949 record. VOLUNTEERS: Fraternity presidents voted to volunteer the services of their groups for a program in testing the effectiveness of flu vaccine. The next day, Inter-House Council members voted to give their support to the Inter-Fraternity Council in assisting the testing program. The innoculations will be given during the week of Nov. 1-6. * * * . National ..o.D An off-the-cuff remark by Secretary of Defense Charles E. Wilson caused a storm of protest, com- ment and apologies. Commenting at a news con- ference, he said that while he has a lot of sym- pathy for the unemployed in surplus labor areas, he likes "bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs." He said the former go out and hunt for food while the latter "sit on their haunches and yelp." Immediately following that incident, CIO and UAW President Walter Reuther sent a telegram to President Eisenhower demanding that the state- ment be retracted or Wilson be asked, to resign. Reaction poured in from all over the country. Gov. William Stratton of Illinois recommended that Wilson's speech, scheduled for Chicago the next day, be cancelled. The Democrats jumped at the opportunity to make an election issue out of the statement. Wilson finally stated that he meant no harm in his ' comment and should not have brought up the bird dogs "at the same time I was talking about people." Although the incident had died down in the United States by the end of the week, in Russia, Moscow Radio told the Soviet people Thursday night that Wilson had called unemployed Ameri- cans "dogs." HAZEL HUFFS: The seventh tropical hurri- cane of the year coupled with unusually heavy rain in the Midwest caused concern throughout the nation last week. The worst deluge of rains in 69 years hit Chi- eago, flooding the area and leaving damages estimated at 10 million dollars in the city alone. Wednesday Hurricane Hazel hit the southwestern peninsula of Haiti, sweeping whole towns into the sea and putting the casualty list at 200 dead and 350 injured. Gathering speed, in the next two days the storm hit the Carolinas, Virginia, Washington, D.C. and New York City before waning in the Pennsylvania mountains. Leaving 33 Americans dead in its wake, the storm reached a 130-mile per hour peak over the Carolinas. MERGER: The two giants among organized labor unions started talks concerning a planned mer- ger at the end of the week. CIO President Walter Reuther and AF of L President George Meany dis- cussed an actual union of the two groups within the next few months. LANDSLIDE: Early Congressional elections in Alaska showed an overwhelming victory for the Democrats. ** * * .international . RUSSIA'S Andrei Y. Vishinsky made a three-point argument for his country's demand on a ban of atomic weapons, in the United Nations Political Committee meeting. He said that: 1) Russia is ready to participate in reduction of conventional arms and armed forces of the nations of the world. 2) Prohibition of atomic bombs can be the sec- ond phase of the disarmament program, 3) The controlling body must not have the power to close plants in any country. The United States then urged the UN to take a long and inquiring look into Russia's latest pro- posal. -Louise Tyor ( BOOKS] MURDER IN PASTICHE Marion Mainwaring Macmillan 215 pp. $2.75 THERE are nine detectives in Miss Mainwaring's second mystery novel, allseasily recognizable as the creations of nine other who- dunit authors; if not by their styles of detection, then readily by their disguised names: Spike Bludgeon, Mallory King, Lord Simon Quinsey, Jerry Pason, Atlas Poireau, etc. To appreciate the major joys of the novel, however, the read- er's recognition has to be on the level of a rather fine per- ception of the pastiche-approaching-parody-he must be aware aforehand of the particular idiosyncracies and deductive approach- es of the individual detectives. Consequently, because the success of her novel is so dependent on these esoteric appreciations, the effective audience for Murder in Pastiche is severely limited. The pastiche element in the book is excellent. Miss Mainwaring happily possesses the wit, perception and background required to bring off this difficult form successfully. The parodies, however, are not free of surface imperfections. But these are errors we can ex- cuse in the case of an Englishwoman writing about American speech and manners. (They never do QUITE understand, do they?) Spelling differences provide another pitfall, For example, I can't imagine Mike Hammer transcribing pajamas as pyjamas in the writing of his memoirs. I also was disappointed to see Hammer's familiar and picturesque "deck of Luckies" replaced by the comparatively drab (for Spillane) "pack of butts." For the sake of the game, we concede the authoress the right to take these. nine sleuths (among whom is included one known never to budge beyond his doorstep) and drop them down on a trans-Atlantic liner; but thereafter she is on her own. Under the circumstances, Miss Mainwaring does very well. Although the investigation PER SE lacks momentum, the story is quite well plotted. . *.* * THE SATIRE invited by the pastiche is in evidence, too. For me, the successful exercise in imitation was not nearly as entertain- ing as the writer's implied critical passing shots at the nine whodunit authors. Her aim is unerring, as the final score shows. Witness this verbal exchange which takes place during "Jerry Pason's" investi- gation: Pason: " I've found out a lot about my client. Enough to clear him.' F. O.: 'Did you use poetry to find out?' the First Officer asked Pason: 'Poetry? Hell,' said the lawyer. 'None of my cases have anything to do with literature!'" What constitutes perhaps the most common objection to the latest Ellery Queen novels is brilliantly pronounced in the "Mallory King" chapter, in which the detective habitually insists on the exist- ence of a logical, central theme to the murder, then pursues this tack until he is discovering comical, mushrooming significance at every turn. This continues until a moment is reached when the magnificent theme (that of the Pied Piper of Hamelin) has even eluded the mental grasp of the detective himself. Another point well-scored is the satire on the complexity- the inherent, artificial complexity-of the detective novel. Fol- lowing the denouncement, Miss Mainwaring's murderer confesses to having strewn false clues all over the scene because he "had to make the crime more interesting to the reader." In summary, on the level of parody and gentle satire the novel is successful. But judged on the level of a conventional whodunit, it moves rather slowly. I recommend it, however, to all detective story devotees solely on the merit of the imaginatively conceived and executed alibi which the murdered establishes for himself-an as- tounding alibi absolutely unparalleled in a hundred years of detec- tive story history. -Donald A. Yates Xeete TO THE EDITOR Philippine Education. . To the Editor: TWO DAYS AGO your paper car- ried an item concerning . Mr. Hawley's lecture on the condition of the social sciences in the Philip- pines. I should like to amplify on the report, and take issue on some statements made by the Chairman of the Sociology Department. I feel that a little more explanation and effort ol the part of Mr. Haw- ley would have added considerably to clarifying the picture he had conveyed to his audience that night. It was not incumbent on Mr. Hawley to say complimentary things about the Philippines, but we believe it was reasonable to expect a scholarly report from a sociologist. It was in the United States that we learned what good research is. We 4ave been taught here that it means thoughtful analysis, an understanding of the causes and effects, and the im- portant criterion that it be posi- tive and contributes essentially something that others can build on. If Mr. Hawley had time to criti- cize and enumerate rather length- ily what is wrong with the Phil- ippines, he should have taken time too to give a balanced presenta- tion, instead of glossing over cer- tain facts whose explanation could have spared a misunderstanding. I'd like to pick on one serious charge Mr. Hawley made concern- ing the Filipino's attitude to edu- cation. I understand two of my countrywomen with whom I have discussed the matter, will take up other points in their respective let- ters. Mr. Hawley said that Filipinos have a tendency to adopt form, not substance-and that they pay lip- service to scholarship. The statement is true to a de- gree. But Mr. Hawley could have been more sympathetic and ex- plained at least why the predilic- tion for formalism in education exists. The curriculum in our schools have not changed radically from the curriculum prescribed by the Americans during their re- gime. Our curriculum is probably what the United States had sev- enty, fifty years ago. The tradi- tions inculcated are this country's traditions, and the language in which it is taught is not our lang- uage. Before the American regime, in- structions were given in Spanish. The teachers a generation ago, and a number of whom are still teach- ing, were products of both schools . Spanish and American. They taught the sciences-that have since remained static-used Ameri- can books in their imperfect Eng- lish, and communicated a dubious wisdom, dubious I say because a number of the things they taught were alien to their experiences. All of these things affect the quality of scholarship. It is quite a handi- cap for a number of our students to have to absorb, digest education in a foreign language, and think and respond in the manner that is native to them. -Jovita Rodas * * * Island Economy . ... To the Editor: A WORD ON Philippine economy is perhaps necessary here. Mr. Hawley was kind enough to con- cede that the Philippines has, for all purposes, traded exclusively with the United States. Our economy is so tightly bound with the United States' that our Constitution had to be amended in order to accomodate American business-this was done under the administration of President Manuel Roxas. Roxes was elected with the sanction and support of Gen- eral MacArthur. The amendment to our Constitution provided for parity rights to Americans, giving therefore American investments in the Philippines equal rights as the Filipino's. I'd like to point out here that it put the Filipino busi- nessman in a position where he could not compete with big-time American capitalists in his own country. I'm referring to the Bell Bill of 1946. The trade agree- ment which provided for the free flow of U. S. goods to the Philip- ACADEMIC PHANTASY: A Brief Play About Big Ram, Sheep and Horses EDITOR'S NOTE: The following ar- ticle was volunteered by E. R. Karr, a resident of Saline Valley Farms who describes himself as "a businessman by day, a freelance writer by night.") (Prologue) ONCE UPON a time there was a Great University of Animalia and the President of the University was called Big Ram. The Uni- versity had been of a sufficiently liberal nature that it had tolerated among the faculty and student body species other than the predominant two of horses and sheep. However, when a congressional committee on un-Animalian activities was re- sisted by three faculty members of a rathervague minority species whose chief distinguishing char- acteristics were a certain redness of hair and a disconcerting ability to stand up on two feet due to an unatrophied backbone, Big Ram suspended these three from the faculty "without prejudice", there- by establishing not only a prece- dent in the university but also one in semantics. (Scene) Big Ram is speaking before the Faculty Senate on the prcedure used in firing Mathematician and Pharmacologist and in reinstating Zoologist. Of the thousand faculty members, 600 have deemed it of sufficient importance to attend. About half of these are sheep and half horses. Present, but invisible, are Three Ghosts of Assassinated Academicians who discuss the mo- mentous events taking place before them. Ghost 3: Why is Big Ram just discussing Pharmacologist? What happened to Mathematician? Ghost 1: Mathematician made the mistake of being completely bonsistent. He not only resented the congressional committee snoop- ing into his political beliefs and as- sociations but the snooping of any committee. With only one ex- ception, the faculty committees couldn't forgive him for banging the same door on their collective noses. Ghost 2: Investigating commit- tees were also the beginning of my downfall at the University of Moscow. They said I wasn't fit to teach because I wouldn't make it crystal clear I wasn't a mem- ber of what they called criminal capitalistic conspiracy Ghost 3: The same with me in Spain. Ghost 1: And in Germany. There were so many who taught that way. I remember that wonderful letter of Thomas Mann's condemn- ing my servile colleagues at the University of Bonn. Ghost 2: Listen! Big Ram, hav- ing justified his dismissal of Phar- macologist after ignoring the re- commendations of the faculty com- mittee set up by the authority of the University, is now condemning pines and vice-versa. That was at a time when the country was completely devastated . . . when it produced nothing, and could sell nothing to balance its trade with the United States. Early this year our Congress passed a nationalization law. There were large protests from American investors. I don't think our country has a good chance of industrializ- ing in the fullest sense. It will not happen while there are foreign investors who can 'buy off our politicians; while there are exter- nal pressures to direct our econ- omy to light industries alone. -Malaya Bocobo ** * Seasonal Pageant . . To the Editor: ONCE EACH YEAR there is a halt in the smooth flow of liv- ing here for me. I think of Mich- igan and of Michigan in full fall. For this is when the annual pa- geant of the seasons would snatch me from the audience and cast me into the play itself. Now, lush summer has arrived at pay-off, yet the shroud of winter is real only to terror-stricken birds, fleeing southward. The stage is set. This is Act Three. Profligate October scatters billions in brilliant cur- rency to the winds. November will be threadbare. It is certain. -David A. Munro Zoologist for ignoring the un-Ani- malian Activities committee. He says Zoologist has flouted all au- thority. Ghost 1: (Laughing) That old chestnut authority! Why Hitler shot me on that charge. Ghost 3: (laughing) And Stalin worked me to death In Siberia on the same. Ghost 3: (laughing) Franco's rope cracked my neck on it too. Well, Zoologist may have flouted authority but he's advanced free- dom. Ghost 2: Listen to Big Ram go after him. Says Zoologist is ar- rogant. Ghost 1: Pure projection. What can be more arrogant than a man who is so sure he alone has the truth that those who oppose him must be banished from the aca- demic community. Ghost 2: Looks like Big Ram's finished his speech, My God, the faculty is actually applauding! Ghost 3: Surely there'll be vig- orous debate. Ghost 1: (laughing scornfully) I'll bet my halo there'll be none. You see, on the one hand you have the horses who everyone knows . are so specialized that they can't cope with broad prob- lems. On the other hand, you have the sheep who are quite wise but haven't stood up on two feet for such a long time they'll find it well nigh impossible now! Ghost 2: Perhaps you're wrong. There's a sheep getting up now. He's introducing a resolution. It's to the effect that the faculty "re- grets" the dismissal of Pharma- cologist but that the resolution should not be looked upon as a "protest" or motion of "censure." He does allow it might be called a "difference of opinion." Ghost 1: (bending with laughter) Ah, semantics, semantics! Too bad we can't thank him personally for telling us a difference of opinion exists. Ghost 3: They're going to vote on the resolution. Why a secret ballot, though? Ghost 1: Sometimes your per- ceptions are so weak I wonder how you ever had one powerful enough to be murdered for it. What you're looking at is Or- wellian drama, dear fellow. Here they're half way to 1984. They're all thinking: BIG RAM IS WATCHING YOU; IF YOU BUCK BIG RAM HE'LL REAL- LY BUCK YOU. So they don't want to stand up and be counted, or bucked. Ghost 3: (sighing) You're right. Even here they do it, when at worst maybe only a promotion is involved. What would they do if it meant their jobs or necks? Ghost z: Well, here's the result of the voting. On a secret ballot, it should be practically unanimous for the "regretful" resolution. Ghost 1: When will you learn. See. 314 sheep for it, 274 horses against it. Well, anyway, we are witnessing poetic justice. Since the horses have in fact cut off their heads, note how their front quart. ers are dissolving, leaving only their posteriors. Ghost 2: (protestingly) But this will now upset the balance in na- ture. Ghost 1: Nonsense. There have always been more posteriors than horses. Otherwise today we would be live academicians,. Ghost 2: Well, maybe it's just as well. Ghost 1: You mean about the horses. Ghost 2: To be dead academic- ians. Ghost 1: Why? Ghost 2: The living have so much to justify and so little time. And how are they going to do it with- out heads. The posteriors, I mean. --E. R. Karr Sixty-Fifth Year Edited and managed by students of the University of Michigan under the authority of the Board in Control of Student Publications. Editorial Staff Eugene Hartwig.......Managing Editor Dorothy Myers.......... 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Jean Cocteau, the French poet, critic, playwright, actor, and almost everything else, has dipped his fingers in every art-pie and come up with results that are not always good, but always interesting. His versatility, like the film, is astounding and sometimes disturbing. It is based in part on Cocteau's one-act play Orphee, first performed in 1926, and the somewhat autobiographical film Le Sang d'um Doete of 1933. Both of these works dwell on the subject of death, especially as it concerns the poet-artist. In Le Sang d'um Poete the Cocteau attitude is most fully de- veloped, foi here death is clearly (or as clear as Cocteau can be) bound up in the creative process. The poet who bares his soul as a creator also in- evitably destroys a part of himself in that process. Orpheus, produced much later than Le Sang d'un Poete, is more a succession of images dealing with death than any concrete philosophy. Cocteau has said "'When I make a film, it is a slumber and I dream." Perhans this is the clie to Ornheus. The attraction, his wife Eurydice (Maria Dea) dies; Orpheus rescues her, but commits the inevitable blunder. In a wierd, dream-like journey to the under- world, Orpheus goes to redeem Eurydice after he has lost her the second time. The sequence is sup- erbly done, drawing the viewer into Cocteau's mys- terious world. Cocteau's use of the film medium in the sur- realisti manner of free association is one of the film's best qualities. For example, mirrors to him "are doors through which Death comes and goes" -and the actual use of them completely disarms an audience accustomed to Hollywood's brand rc realism. Death's emissary rides around in a shinny black Rolls-Royce, escorted by two grim motorcyclists. A mysterious pair of rubber gloves effects passage to the underworld. The important thing to remember in the film is that Cocteau is interested far more in impressions than in rationality. The princess says to Orpheus "You try too hard to understand and that is the mistake." This is also Cocteau's message to the audience although one may feel that he is being ._, .e DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN f El II 1 4-4-, -;11 --- -1 17 -1 CZ -,+I,-- - T - (Continued from rage 2) tion will meet at 7:15 either at Lane Hall oT in front of Alice Lloyd Hall. 7:00 p.m., meeting at the Congrega- tional Church. Marilyn Mason Brown First Baptist Church, 502 East Huron, will present a program on "Sacred Mu- Chester H. Loucks, D.D., Minister, Beth sic in Perspective" including selections Mahone, Asst. Student Counselor. Sun- from Jewish, Catholic, and Protestant day, Oct. 17-9:45 A.M.-Student Class traditions. in Guild House studies First Corinth- ians: 11:00-Church Worship, Sermon: "Christian Inter-dependence"; 6:45 p.m. aW esinuss uild Sun., O.Ch1stia nBe -Guild Meeting in Guild House, Pres- liefs;" 10:30 a.m. Discussion, "Great ident Benjamin Mays of Morehouse Ideas of the Bible;" 5:30 p.m. Fellow- College. ship Supper; 6:45 p.m. Worship and Program. We will meet in Wesley Episcopal Student Foundation, Sun., Lounge and go together to the Baptist Oct. 17. Canterbury House breakfasts Church to hear Benjamin Mays, one of following both the 8:00 and 9:00 a.m. the speakers at the World Council of services. "Faith of the Church" lec- Chuhes, s rui ture series at 4:30 p.m., at Canterbury Lane Hall-"Survey of Liturgical Mu- sic," third of four sessions discussing the music in the Jewish, Roman Cath- olic and Protestant services. Led by Miss Marilyn Mason of the School of Music. Lane Hall Fireside Room, Mon., 4:15 p.m. Hillel: All SRA guilds are invited to attend a Sukkos Open House 'rues. from 3:00 to 5:00 p.m. An 'interesting explanation and significance of the holiday will be given. Refreshments will be served. Michigan Actuarial Club. Mr, Meno T. Lake, Actuary at the Occidental Life Ins. Co. of California, will speak on the subject, "The Actuarial Profession on interesting films will be shown Tues., Oct. 19 at 7:30 p.m. in rooms 3KL and M of the Union. Steiermark, du schone grune Welt in color, Klingendes Os- terreich featuring the masters, with commentaries in French, and the, third, an exciting ski chase through the alps, will be in English. There will be re- freshments and all are welcome. Le Cercle Francais French discussion group in Existentialism in the Michi- gan League conference room on Tues., Oct. 19 at 7:30 p.m. All are welcome to participate in the discussion which will be led by Prof. Neiss. La P'tite Causette will meet tomor- row from 3:30-5:00 p.m. in the wing A I