E THE MICHIGAN DAILY SVNAY, NOVEMBER 2,1952 I NDECIDED CANDIDA SwapCriti Early Victor 4, By HELENE SIMON Okefenokee Swamp critters are bilantly confident that their re- ntly drafted presidential candi- yte Pogo will walk away with ore than the swampland vote in e national election. As the 'possum's campaign man- 'er and infallible strategist P. Barnum analyzed it : "Pogo is JRE to sweep the nation's im- rtant undecided voters. He has 3 much in common with them; ago is UNDECIDED himself." REALIZING the expediency of ialyzing this complex political uation, this reporter boarded the 'st available river raft into the urky Okefenokee territory for a ecial interview with Pogo and s loquacious sidekick Barnum. Barnum expounded his obser- ration that although all the wamp critters were agreed Pogo should enter civilization, Pogo was still reluctant to shoul- ler the responsibilities of human "It ain't safe to leave the swamp and go into the world of atomic bombs and rocket ships. I'm goin'7 to stay right here with my fishin' Pogo said.1 "You owe it to the ILLUSTRI- OUS inhabitants of this BOUNTI- FUL bayou to make the noble SACRIFICE and lay yourself up- on the altar of HUMANITY," Bar-' nUm stated. "I is happy here," protestedI Pogo. "It is PREPOSTEROUS to be- lieve that you would pass up the GOLDEN opportunity of achiev- ing IMMORTALITY for happi- ness," Barnum roared. "You will go down in the ANNALS of history as a great patriot. You will be slurred in vicious CARTOONS in every paper in the country. You will be ATTACKED by all sides for RADICALISM and CONSER- VATISM. With luck you can be- come a MARTYR. You may even have the good fortune to be the object of an assassin's bullet." "I don't wanta be no martyr," Pogo said. "Pogo, my CAPRICIOUS can- didate, you owe it to your con- stituency to accept the presi- dency. We could use a couple of deep freezes to TIDE us over the Organ Recital' At Hill Today Prof. Fenner Douglas of Ober- lin Conservatory will appear as guest organist at 4:15 today in Hill Auditorium. His public "program will include: "Prelude and Fugue in F major" by Buxtehude; "Ciacona in F Mi- nor" by Pachelbel; "Prelude and Fugue in E minor" by Bruhns and "Fantasie, K. 594" by Motzart. The program will conclude with a group of Bach: "Two Chorale Preludes," "Sonata VI in G ma- jor," and Toccata in F." Prof. Douglass has toured as a recitalist in Europe and America, and in 1950 was awarded a Ful- bright scholarship to study old organs in Europe. UNESCO To Hold Panel Discussion The UNESCO Council on cam- pus will hold a panel discussion on "Experiences in the Olympic Games" at 8 p.m. today in the In- ternational Center. John Davies 53, Roy Pella, '54- BAd, and Al Rankin, '53E, all of whom competed for the Olympic games, will be the speakers. The discussion will be followed by a business meeting. Upset f.::.~ iT w~ ers edict With the election drawingk nearer and the excitement of the football season growing, a y for Pogo group of Michigan House resi-f dents mixed their politics with gridiron loyalties yesterday. T A 30 foot long, cross shap-\ ed banner hanging from theh fourth floor of West Quad de-h k dciared, "We Like Ike" along its horizontal axis and "Defeat Adlai and Illinois" on the ver-Y tical strip. Although Illinois was victor- ous yesterday, Michigan House president James Friedman, '54, (1\k> said their hopes of pilling up i the top score next Tuesday are, undaunted. SCANTY winter months. As PRESIDENT you could pass leg- islation for a swamp critters To EXa mine social security act." "Swamp critters is socially se-[T cure without me bein' presydent," voting R ights SALLY GEIER DEMONSTRATE the 'possum said. WILLIAM HELMS, REEVES H "I would become your vice-pres- A*r*l ident and go through the nation Antigfo anmppey MAKING heart-rendinghspeeches marked ballot to a suspiciously Controversial Bt on your behalf. I would leave a young-looking voter, may come un- trail of TEARS behind me at every der the close scrutiny of an eagle Cuest of Reeves WHISTLE-STOP - even though eyed election challenger at the SI I'm not PARTIAL to household polls Tuesday. pets," Barnum asserted. Chosen by the local committee Sally Geier, the pretty and tal- Although Pogo is still unwilling chairman of both political parti ented baton twirler whose high- to sacrifice himself for the presi- the ispector or elector acting as stepping at the'Indiana game at- dency, at last observation Barnum challenger from his party may tracted much attention and con- and the rest of the swamp critters challenge any person's right to troversy, yesterday watched the were packing for the trip to Wash- vote if there is good reason to do Illinois battle from the stands as ington. , , , a guest of the men of Reeves IF THE CHALLENGER should House in the South Quad. ( Ufeel that a voter is not qualified According to Booth Tarkington, CIs0 To Obtainto vote he may challenge the vote '53E, Reeves House president, the and ask for a further chec5 on Reeves men wrote Miss Geier, who Cheks Soonthe person's qualifications. e Besides being present while the voting is going on, challeng- sp e h C i i Veterans attending the Univer- ers also have the right to in- sity under the new Korean GI Bill spect the poll book and to re- will begin receiving their certifi- main in the polling place during G roup ToM eet cates of entitlement, which will the counting of the votes. enable them to get allotment According to George Weins, To checks shortly, it was announced Republican county chairman, the .OIfOrrOW yesterday. challenge process in Ann Arbor The mailing of the long-delayed has become mostly a matter of The Speech and Hearing So- certificates by the Detroit regional formality as far as actually ques- ciety of the University will-hold office of the Veteran's Adminis- tioning a voter's honesty. Its main its organizational meeting at 7:30 tration was made possible when value now is in a list of those vot- p.m. tomorrow, in the League. the State's Superintendent of ing kept by each challenger. Public Instruction approved the By checking this list against the Planning, after a semester as a University for veteran's training list of registered votetrs late in local group, to affiliate with Sigma under the new bill. the afternoon, each party's tele Alpha Eta, National Speecn and All KoreanGI's registered here phone committee can contact Hearing Professional Society, the are asked by the University's Of- those who haven't voted and urge group will be open to all students fice of Veteran's Affairs to bring them'on with offers of transpor- in Speech Correction. their certificates to 555 Adminis- tation, baby-sitting, or any other It will strive to improve rela- tration Bldg., immediately upon service they might require to 'get tions between different class levels receipt, for further instructions. them to the polls. at the speech clinic, make the work being done at speech clinic m re widely understood both by students working in related fields and by underclassmen and sponsor such group activities as field trips and lectures. At its first meeting, the group will elect delegates to the conven- tion of the American Speeh and Hearing Association, to be held in Detroit. 4 Japanese Tea Japanese students at the Uni- versity will perform a Japanese tea ceremony at 3 p.m. and again at 4:30 p.m. this afternoon in the West Gallery of Alumni Memorial v a Hail. Past Election NightsQuiet (Continued from Page 1) Teddy Roosevelt boosters learned of the trend toward his reelection in 1908 from the stage of the Whitney Theatre. 1904 was apparently the dullest election night in campus history. A few of the more politically- minded gathered in local billiard parlours for the returns, but con- fusion on the telegraph lines re- sulted in little news and the crowd soon dwindled away. Lincoln's election in 1860 re- sulted in one of the largest po- litical celebrations in campus his- tory. A giant ox roast was held on the campus from noon until well into the evening. ! STENOGRAPH ERS TYPISTS Ideal Working Conditions Top Wages KAIZER-FRAZER CORPORATION Willow Run, Michigan * U DAILY CLASSIFIEDS BRING QUICK RESULTS -Daily-Alan Reid S TWIRLING TECHNIQUE TO HOUSE RESIDENT ADVISOR * * iton Twirler s House Men COLLEG STORE HOURS DAILY 9:30 to 5:30 Saturday 9:00 to 1:00 3E SHOPr~ A -11 -I is American Legion state twirling champion and holds various other baton titles, to offer a sort of "vote of confidence." Miss Geier responded with a letter and an autographed picture, whereupon the men decided to invite Miss Geier and a friend, Pat Weigner, to be their Saturday guests. Asked how she happened to be- come interested in baton twirling, Miss Geier said that she took up the halftime art while recovering from polio in 1949. Recently she has been demonstrating her abil- ity on "The Happy Hour," Detroit ABC television show. Miss Geier said she was par- ticularly impressed with the Uni- versity's drum major Dick Smith, '53 BAd., and their two baton wielders Floyd Zarbuck, '54 A&D and Bill Modlin, '55 "who were really terrific." The pretty majorette added that she had been offered scholarships from several colleges because of her specialty. She and her friend also ate din- ner with the Reeves men and were escorted to "Autumn Nocturne" by willing house members. -Gulantics To Send Circulars to Dorms Circulars for signing up for Gulantics' auditions are to be dis- tributed to all dormitories, fra- ternities and sororities tomorrow, Marilyn Grove, '53, announced yesterday. Gulantics is looking for an MC as well as other talent, Miss Grove said. Auditions will be held on Dec. 6, 13 and 20, and all those signing the circulars will be noti- fied in advance. r t J t L t f t 1 1 u, U'1 P IP * i t1 I A;~ 4f f^ '3 ~.r. 1 :+4 :" { J ,f ! r Y j. e. 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