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COUP REVEALED:
Campus ejuvenation
Conceived by McFixer
Rumblings of a daring coup to completely rejuvenate the campus
were heard last night as Bill McFixer, 'Sad, held a secret press confab
to announce results.
These results are the "greatest ever" according to McFixer who
served as chairman of the omnibus campus rejuvenation group which
included some of the biggest guns on campus.
CREEPING from his crypt in the SL Bldg. where he had been
given temporary haven, the genial
chairman took off his shoes and
outlined a giant five-point reju-
venation program:
1) Merge the Union into the GOLD]li
League and use the Union bldg.
for SL activities.
2) Abolish the League and use DININ(
the League bldg. for SL's Admin-
istrative Wing.
3) Abolish the SL and form the juSt WO?
Naefus Student Association (NSA)
with SL's old buildings.
4) Merge the Regents with the TOWER HOTEL -
Board in Control of Student
Publications.
5) Abolish the Board in Con-
trol of Student Publications and
assign its duties to the NSA.
Though the plan might be con- IN
sidered revolutionary in some
quarters, McFixer told reporters ...
that it was only a natural step in
achieving the tri-partite educa-
tional community.
"The students, administration :Fnd
and faculty all must have an
equal voice on campus," he de-
clared as he took off his socks.
"There's bound to be some to-
ken opposition," he added, "but MARY LOU C1.
with the proper approach I'm Vocalist
sure the details can be worked HALL RENTAL
out."
Campus Gabfest
'Slated forDiag
An all-campus conclave will be
held at high noon tomorrow on
the Diag underneath the Michi-
gan seal.
Unlike other confabs this will
be exclusive. In fact, any tool who
wants to can come. It is expected
that several speeches will be given
by top 'U' officials and assorted
cadre leaders in the lower depths.
Suggested topics for the import-
ant meet range f rom: Resolved :
3that the Angell Ball Men's Room
Be Painted Pink to Resolved: that
Horse Manure Should Be Substi-
tuted for Cow Manure Beneath the
Pink Cherry Trees in the Arbor-
etum.
A healthy quorum of social
climbers is anticipated.

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