Monday, February 11, 1952 T HE MIC H IGA N D A ILY Page Five I t r vynae , Fe. orv 1. 92M ILP v DAILY OFFICIAL BULL (The Daily Official Bull is published daily. It is official. No more need be said. Future notices will be received at 120 E. Liberty Street.) MONDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1952 VOL. IXXICIC, NO. Notices From The Dean of Women's Of- fice: This office, hereby absolved, relinquishes all sovereignty over the rights and privileges of fe- males enrolled as students at the University. Events Today Society for Peaceful Adultera- tion will meet at 7:30 p.m. in the Hussy Room. An Ann Arbor post- man will deliver "A Scarlet Let- ter," not to be confused with a red document. 4-H Club continuing the Ruth- bone tradition will give weekly cocktail party for students and C I N E M A HALITOSIS, produced, direct- short sotry, "War and Peace" by ed, adapted filmed, spliced, slit- Margaret Mitchell and though at ed, tarred and- feathered right times the obscurity becomes al- here in Ann Arbor. most intelligible the plot wsuld HALITOSIS, the first full length delight a mere babe in arms. esic to be filmed in a broom closet of a campus tourist home is an inspiring example of peerless pornography. Filmed by Peerless Pornogra- phy, Inc., HALITOSIS features local talent acting like local tal- ent acting. Viewed for the first time by the producer, director, adapter, wardrobe mistress and a Daily critic, the picture was pronounced a complete success, suffering only from poor acting, poor direction, p o o r comera technique, faulty lighting, faulty connections, no connections..-. and bad breaks ... but what a wardrobe mistress!' Undoutedly, the daring produc- er, director, assistant director, property man, script girl, dwarf and squire (all actually the same man . . . William Hampered, a teaching fellow in Sweet Potato Culture) must be commended for his startling innovations. Not only do the actors appear to move about as though alive, but there is also sound which continues for at least fifteen minutes after the film has reached its end. "Halitosis" is adapted from a "Halitosis" is the story of a fraternity boy's mind which is divided into a series of water tight, scotch tight compartments. The camera closes in on one of these compartments. It is on the Wol- verine Special going to Cornell for an Ivy League weekend. In an upper berth is an upperclassman. He is Niccolo Machievelli, '52, an exchange student f r o m Italy (Played by Clark Gable in an ar- gyle undershirt). Removing his shirt to reveal the fraternity crest tatooed on his chest Nick declares, "The means justify the end" a$ he playfully pinches Ginny's. Ginny, played by Irene Dunn is the twelve year old daughter of a Mongolian missionar . Ginny has run away from Vassar, dis- guised as the sixteen year old daughter of a Mongolian mission- ary and taken up residence at the Washtenaw Athletic Club. This is truly a tale of rejection, dejection, interjection, preposition supposition and suplication con- cerned in its conception, stark in its starkness, inequitable in its in- iquity. -Nicandra Bronk - members of the faculty at Presi- -Daily-Bill Hampton dent H's Hut from noon til sun- ''Oh Hell, just paint the whole place purple!" down. In the receiving line will-----_____ be Honorable Harlum Hawthorne Hatchet, Mrs. HHH and little Save OurFinals! Themne, Hatchet and Lum. a eO r in s. The Society for the Preservation of Socety-8:30 p.m. today-Rm. THE RECENT MOVE of the Re- derive more pleasure from these 5051 Lloyd Hall. New Members gents to abolish all final exam- examinations than they are will- welcome. inations has met with a great ing to admit, (d) students de- Society for the Maintenance of many plaudits from the student serve the vacation rest and re- the Status Quo - Reactionaries body. laxation which final exam per- unite! Dean of Students office But if the students would take iods permit and (e) they bring Administration Bldg. 3:10 p.m. to- the time and thought to consid- students who have heretofore day. er the far-reaching implications been completely ignored to the L t eof such action, they would rea- attention of the professor. lize that the merits of the pres- There is also a financial return "Wine, Women and Song," a lec- ent system far outweigh any to the students on final examina- ture with props, to be delivered by values inherent in the plan un- tions. They provide them with an Prof. Phillipus Latifal of the phi- der consideration, opportunity to use up old odds and losophy department, at 8:30 p.m. ends of pencils, paper and ink today at a Liberty Street Tavern. Among the reasons stated by the which they would otherwise be Minors welcome. Regents for their unjust and un- forced to have carted to the junk "How Well Does Crime Really thinking proposal are: (a) too yard. Pay?" an inside look at some job much valuable time which might Only one thing can salvage final possibilities. Visiting lecturer, Sen. be spent in the classrom is being examinations from the Regents' Eddie Keeek (D-Tenn.) 3:15 p.m. wasted during the two-week finals ashcan: a determined pro-stand today Angell Hall basement, period, (b) the professors are plac- on the part of the student body. ed in the awkward position of dis- Th aeo ia xmntosi criminating between students and1 The date of final examinations is are, in addition, subjected to an 'in your hands; it is up to you, unnecessary nervous strainand the studen tso keep the Regents (c) the results of fnals are iacon- from infringing upon your basic ilusive as most grades have al- right as a member of the Univer- ready been determined before the sity community, £nal is administered. -James B. Conant, III, '55 All of these are creditable rea- r sons from the narrow viewpoint of the Regents. However, from their ivory tower of executivism, they are unable to see beyond the shal- ' ow superficialities of their pend- fng action. A more intelligent and broad- -. w _minded inspection of the "prob- Edioreai S/s/f lem" would reveal that examina- tions should not, and actually can- Editor ............. ...Vernon Emerson not be abolished. Staff and Contributors: Jerry Heiman, Mike Schrer, Harland Britz, Helene They are valuable to the stu- Simon, Mike Wolff, Charles A. Elliott, dents for a number of reasons. Richard K. Thomas, Ronald A. Watts, Robert C. Keith, A. Barnes Connable Among these are: (a) they are III, Donna Hendleman, Harry Lunn, one of the few remnants of the Zander Hollander, Tom Arp. Cal crumbling academic traditions Samra, Gayle Greene, Diane Decker, of our University, (b) they pro- hotogr apher e Reinke, Alan vide students with a ready re- nReid sd Larry Wilk. tort for their parents when con- Business S ffronted with the query, "Don't Business Manager ...... .Charles Cuson you ever do anything in col- Assistants: Dave Calahan and Al Green. lege?", (c) professors actually ®. Flowers - for your Valentine " FOWERS Out~ {ANNDGIFTS 334 South State St. Telephone 5049 We telegraph flowerso ENDS NEXT WEEK. EVERYTHING REDUCED SUITS-- TOPCOATS - TUXEDOS SPORT COATS - SLACKS Individually tailored to your measure Now cost less than ready modes CORRECTION Many people think that Ulrich's Book Store carries only ENGI- NEERING books ... Ulrich's carry a very huge stock of USED and NEW BOOKS for every course on the Michigan Campus! (mm i Fej Igo' COME IN TODAY FOR INSTANCE 2-piece wuits were $67.50 to $115.50 ake advantage of these great vings. 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