THE MICHIGAN DAILY WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1950 _. - . I, - I Serves inArmy Through Error r.. a - %J - CI. N . EVANSVILLE, Ind.-(A)-Char- leg Frederick Adams, who wasn't supposed to be in the army in the first place, is home after serving two months by mistake. His three-year reserve hitch ended in June and he was not eligible for recall, but there hap- pened to be two corporals named Charles F. Adams in Indiana. He finally got the t a n g l e straightened out when he happen-, ed to run into Cpl. Charles Frat- cis Adams at Fort Riley, Kans. - -o- EARRINGS IDENT BRACELETa COMPACT' CIGARETTE CASL LIGHTER PERFUMETTE KEY RING. DINNER RINGa J gat e' %/73/t erionato/ fti- Purchase it at J and have her initials hand engraved on_ your gift by a skilled craftsman at no additional charge. CHOOSE YOUR GIFT NOW AND LAY IT AWAY UNTIL CHRISTMAS.a arcdj ewelry shop 16 Nickels Arcade Since 1916 a Registered Jewelers, American u.em Society Current U.S. Slang Listed In; Pamphlet. By FLOYD THOMAS Are you an atomshik, a grabbith or an ear-owner? You won't know unless you've mastered the recent additions to the American language revealed in Fnk & Wagnall's "New Words. and Words in the News." AN "EAR-OWNER," according to the supplement of current ex- pressions, is anyone who can hear" and therefore is open to radio ad- vertising. The list of words F & W thinks won't last until their next dictionary also includes "grabbit," a hoarder. "Atomshik" means, to Pravda anyhow, an American politician 6r soldier who advocates atomic war. Americans are also accused of "satellizing" other nations. This phrase was coined, oddly enough, by a conservative French journalist. A verbal newcomer which was bandied about in the recent elec- tion is "McCarthyism," a deroga- tory term for the investigation of Communists in the State Depart- ment. The word was usually flung at a "Nacilbuper," which F & W claimed is a humorous reversal cf "Republican." BURLEYCUE fans will be dis- mayed to find that "G-string" now1 refers to a coaxial cable for tele- (Continued on Page 9) OKEH'D BY3 ROBERT Q. LEWIS, A Michigan Alumnus Ascot Lighters from $5.95 Also-Ronson, Zippo, Evans L. G. BALFOUR Co. ' 1319 South University all We Told Ya So! PROPHETS IN THE LAND-The football team's surprise trip to the Rose Bowl this year has made the Gamma Ph i Beta sorority members feel better about their homecoming display which finished out of the money in the official judging but seems to have hit the nail right on the head when it comes to the realm of prophecy.o Mt. Etna EruptionMelts' Ice Business By DAVIS CRIPPEN Even the most loyal Harvard man would be forced to describe .that school's football record this year as "horrible." But what is the school at Cam- bridge doing about the situation? Are they upping their athletic scholarships, sending alumni out beating the rural bushes with dol- lar signs? NO, OF COURSE NOT. Harvard is different, as any Harvard man will tell you. First of all the Crimson athletic authorities have decided to bail out of the type of competition they're in. In mid-season they announ- ced the dropping of Army and Cornell-both of which plast- ered them completely this year -from their future schedules. Secondly, as all Harvard men seem ultimately to do, they turn- ed to scholarship and hunted through the files of term papers presented to the Social Relations Department. THERE THEY FOUND a paper by Rocky Stone, an outstanding student in the department, and also a guard for three years on the Crimson eleven. Stone's pap- er was on aggression in football. Last year Stone had made a study of the Harvard team, one of the results of which was to make a correlation. between a player's aggressiveness and his effectiveness. Stone determined the aggres- siveness by a five point scale. 1. Whether they had high or low gression ratings (this he found HST Behind Bars WASHINGTON -(A)- Work- men have fastened heavy protec- tive screens on windows of Blair House-home of President Truman while the White House is being repaired. The screens were described as .strong enough to repel some types of missiles, but were not consider- ed bullet proof. POOR GRIDIRON YEAR: Harvard Drops Tough Teams from Schedule from a gimmick called the The- matic Apperception Tests (or TATs). In a TAT, the subject is shown a set of ambiguous pic- tures. What he sees in ,this pic- ture is supposed to show how cov- ertly aggressive he is. 2. whether they were introvert- ed or extroverted (found by a poll of coaches and team mem- bers; Y whether they tackled with their heads up or down; 4. whether they achieved su- premacy over their opponents in the games, and 5. whether they indulged fre- quently in violent acts such as slugging. These last three points were determined by a close study of films of Harvard games. JUGGLING HIS findings in a a way evidently only clear to him- self, Stone divided the team up into three groups. The first group, made up of five or six men, were super aggressive. They had high scores of covert aggressiveness on their TATs, were rated extroverted, tackled with their heads held high and frequently became violent. A second group of about the same size scored high on their TATS, but frequently kept their heads down while tackling, and a majority of the time were best- ed by the man opposing them in a game. THE MAJORITY of the team moved along more evenly, Stone found. They scored low on their TATs, and were about average in the other four categories.. Prac- tically all the best players were found in this group. This last point of course is the one which Harvard may use to help rebuild its football for- tunes. But Stone, evidently a realist as well as a theoretician, thinks the real answer to Harvard's dif- ficulties lies in another direction. "You can perfect this system as much as you want," he remark- ed sagely, "but it will never be a substitute for a 210-pound tackle who can do the 100 in 10 seconds." ROME-(A)-The worst erup- tion of Mt. Etna in a half century hA brought to light the story of the archbishop's snow. All the snow that falls on Eur- ope's tallest volcanicpeak belongs to the Roman Catholic Arch- bishop of Catania. It's his by a grant dating back to medieval times. And ever since then it's been a considerable revenue pro- ducer for the Catania Archdiocese. * * * PLENTY of snow falls on 10,- 758-foot high Mt. Etna. For several thousand feet down from its central crater, the vol- cano is snow-capped most of the year. Trenches are dug and shov- eled full of snow. Before sum- mer sets in, the white-packedI trenches are covered with firi tree branches to keep off the; sun. The snow packs into nat- ural ice. That ice is a valuable commod- ity all the sweltering summer in Catania and a score of little sum- mer resort villages along the east Sicilian coast at the bottom of the mountain. IN EARLIEST days of the' Red Cross Goal Set at 85 Million WASHINGTON - (P) - The; American Red Cross, facing heavy1 new demands as a result of the defense program, set a goal of $85,-1 000,000 for its 1951 fund campaign,1 starting March 1. grant, there was no other refrig- eration. Even now, the Etna snow sells at just as good or better prices than the artificially made ice available in Catania. Sicily was one of the birth- places of ice cream. And in the Catani area, Sicilians still ar- gue that the Etna snow ice cream has a better flavor than ices made artificially. Msgr. Carmelo Patane, 81, is the present Archbishop of Cat- ania. He has kept the Etna snow grant going just as his predeces- sors did before him. 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