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THE MICHIGAN DAILY

Monday, February 13, 1950

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PALEOZOIC CAPERS
Geologist Bares-Fosil ex Life
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Sex life among the Paleozoic
fossils, a revolutionary discoveryd
by T. Nash Noel, geology student,
was reported in - his second at-
tempt at a Doctorate Dissertation
Saturday.

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RANKING far behind Einstein's
new theory of Gravity, the Noel
discovery brings the fossils into
new relationship to each other.
- "Sex life," Noel said, "is not
the sort of thiig you would ex-
pect the Paleozoic fossils to
spend their time on."
But he pointed to the discov-
ery of the left rib of a trynosser-
aus Rex in the University's Nich-
ols Arboretum as indisputable
proof. Along side of it he found
the left front foot of a female
Rex.
Noel would not hazard a guess
as to the catastrophe that befell
the hapless pair two million years
ago.
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EVEN MORE surprising than
the discovery was the amazing
calm which greeted it in the geol-
ogy department. Most professors
regarded the dissertation as "ade-
quate."
Other University ofificials,
however, proclaimed the Arb an
unmined field for all types of
research.
Only one professor ventured the
suggestion that Geologist Noel
may have rocks in his head.

Publication in the Daily Official Bull
has absolutely no value for the aver-
age student. If you don't think so,
type up your items in triplicate, turn
them in at the Union Pool Room and
See what results you get.
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1950
VOL. XVXVII; No. 1
Notices
J-Hop Weekend: Men's Judici-
ary Council has announced the
following rules to cover male con-
duct at J-Hop.
1. Drinking must be confined to
students,
2. Fines will be levied against
any member of the Union found
guilty of helping out a coed suf-
fering difficulties with strapless
formals.
3. Coeds brought home before
4 a.m. will find doomrs locked.
House mothers gone to J-Hop.
4. These rules are retroactive.
University Mothers: Meeting,
7:30 p.m., League Ballroom. Any
student planning to join must
notify Dean of Women's Office in
Advance.

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NOEL THEORY-An unidentified Professor gives a prehistoric
fossil the once over, seeking some evidence that will bear out
what T. Nash Noel claims in his Doctorate thesis; that the Fossils
did have Sex Life.
Other members of the faculty were even more skeptical of
the announcement thap this one. Comments ran from "I doubt
it" to "adequate," the later applying to the length of time Noel
took in expressing his theory.
Dr. Albert Einstein, when contacted, admitted he couldn't
understand what Noel was talking about. Here on campus,
students became quite up in arms about the whole thing.

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