fTYNTMA'Y, IMARCIT 27, 1911
TIE TMICliAN T Nl
Eight Posts Open
On PanhelBoard
Petitions for Positions Due April 18,
LeagueActivities Will Aid New President
Sports Club
To Organize
Tomorrow
The Women's Athletic Associa-
Board Opens
Petitioning
All independent ,.phomort and
junior women a Qe l il Io peti-
"ion now for oit"^ion A m-
bly Board fur 1949-i950.
Sigma Delta Tau's Skit Takes
'Hillelzapoppin' Contest Honors
EDI'TORL'S NOTE: This is the first
in a series of articles about Pi-
hellenic positions and petitioning.
By BARBARA SMITH
Members of the Panhellenic
Board, the governing body of the
Panhellenic Association, will turn
their offices over to eight success-
ful petitioners at the end of the
year.
Petitions for the Board positions
will be due April 18 in the Under-
graduate Office of the Leag;ue.
Incoming seniors will fill six of
the eight positions open. These
offices are president, first and
second vice-presidents, secretary,
treasurer and rushing chairman.
The other two positions, assistant
secretary and 'assistant rushing
chairman, are open to juniors.
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PANHELLENIC Board has been
on campus as long as Michigan
has had sororities. It serves to
execute the projects and to carry
out the policies of the Panhellenic
Association. The President of the
Board is the executive head of the
entire Panhellenic Association.
Mary Stierer, incumbent pres-
ident, represents sorority wo-
men on campus and in that
capacity works closely with the
Dean of Women and the Dean
of Students.
It is her job to coordinate all
activities of the sororities and to
oversee the many Board and As-
sociation projects. One of her pri-
mary objectives is to promotie co-
operation between the houses, thus
building a Panhellenic, rather
than an individual, spirit among
the sororities.
SPECIFICALLY, Miss Stierer's
duties include attendance at meet-
ings of the League Council, the
Panhellenic Committees and sev-
eral University organizations.
At present she is working with
a Student Legislature committee,
set up to study discrimination.
Since the Board is a policy mak-
ing body she is constantly call-
ed on to inspire new plans and
ideas.
The Panhellenic president shares
the same office and works closely
with the president of Assembly.
The two organizations jointly
WAA Notices
Athletic Managers-The month-
ly intramural manager's meeting
will be held at 5 p.m. Wednesday
in the WAB. Each house must
bring their softball team lists,
preferences with two time prefer-
ences, numoer of girls in their
house, r and names
of those -, u n participa-
tion
Riding Club-Members will meet
at 5:10 p.m. tomorrow in the WAB
Lounge. Movies will be shown and
fall officers elected. This is the
last meeting for new membership.
Ballet Club-The club will meet
at 7 p.m. at Barbour Dance studio
for practice on the spring pro-
gram.
Folk and Square Dancing -
Members will meet at 7:30 p.m.
Wednesday and are requested to
bring dues.
Modern Dance Club - Members
will meet at 7 p.m. Wednesday.
Tie Party
Instead of the worn out crazy
sox party, an original idea is to
have a crazy tie party at which
prizes could be given for the
loudest, gaudiest ties present.
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sponsor several projects such as
ne Freshman Christmas PartyI
aid the Student Faculty Hours.,
Eefore becoming president, Miss
'tirer was a member of the Lea-
ue Interviewing Committee, and!
n her sophomore year was floor--f
how chairman of Soph Cabaret.
SHE SERVED also as rushing
-hairman of her sorority, a posi- I
:,ion which she feels was valuable
in acquainting her with Panhel-
enic Association-{
Familiarity with League andj
Panhellenic activities is, she bey-
lieves, one of the prime pre-requi-
ites for a prospective president.
She recommends also that those
Interested in interviewing for the'
position should have an overall
view of the job and some long
range suggestions for improving
the organization.
Lion is now making a new addition Petitions are due at 5p.m. Wed-
to their sports clubs, the Coach- nesday. April 13. ad interviewing
will be held firom 4 to 5 p.m.,
ing and Officiating Club, which Wednesday, Thurtday and Friday,
will be organized at 5 p.m. to- E April 20, 21 and 22.
morrow in the Correctives Room Positions on the Executive Coun-
of Barbour Gymnasium. j cil of Assembly Assc iation are,
Jeri Mulson, organizer of the president, vice-president, secre-
vlub, is hoping that each dorm, tary, treasurer, personnel chair-
sorority and league house will send man, project chairman and social
"A Rose By Any Other Name"
by Sigma Delta Tau sorority was
the prize-winning skit in last
night's annual presentation of
"Hillelzapoppin'," presented by
the B'nai B'rith Hillel Founda-
tion, proceeds going to the Ann
Arbor Allied Jewish Appeal.
Second place honors went to
the Traumatic Players, for their
show "Nice Verses," while Alpha
Epsilon Phi won an honorable
mention for their presentation of
"Alice in Michiland," with orig-
inal words and music.
The SDT skit presented Billy
Rose and delved into some of the
types of plays he might present
for a winner. First on his list was
a minstrel show, followed up by a
love fantasy and concluded by a
take-oif on the roaring 20's and
prohibition. The show was capped
with an all cast "First-Nighters"
song.
Other groups represented in
"Hillelzapoppin'" were Phi Sigma
Delta, with "Atom's Eve," Zeta
Beta Tau, presenting "Ann Ar-
borella," and Phi Lambda Phi
with "As Far as T.C.B."
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at least one representative to tie
meeting, and added, "The more
&he better!"
,bte!The coaching division will meet
,vith a Physical Education staff
nember, who will give instruction
n coaching team tactics in soft-
>all. This will both improve the
ntramural games and make soft-
>all more enjoyable to the indi-
'idual.
The officials division is for the
;rime purpose of getting women
,o become National, Local and In-
ramural Officials. Any women
holding official ratings are paid
or refereeing games.
Daily-Tyson
BULL AND BEAR-Lambda Chis strike it rich when University
uranium hits the top of the quotation board.
* * * *
cinurman.
Coeds petitioning for the offices
of president and vice-president
must be seniors next ,year.
Thebpresident of Assembly As-
sociation is a voting ex-officio
member of the Michigan League
Undergraduate Council. The vice-
president is a non-voting ex-offi-
cio member of the Council.
Information concerning peti-
tioning and duties of the offices
may be obtained in the Assembly
Office in the Undergraduate Of-
fice of the League from 3 to 5 p.m.
every Monday through Thursday
or from members of this year's
board.
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Daily Party Goers Turn Capitalist at Lambda Chi Stock Exchange
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By MARY ANN HARRIS and
BARBARA MOLYNEAUX
Last night we exchanged our
Communist interests obtained at
the recent Kappa Stigma event
for a share in the Capitalist Party
at the Lambda Chi Stock Ex-
change.
Alighting from our Continental,
in our spring minks, we were ush-
ered up -the green carpeted walk
by Mr. Coombs, the doorman, into
the House of Got-Rox,
Conservatively carved above the
office entrance was "Got-Rox
Brothers' Bond Brokerage: Mort-
gage Bonds, Bottled Bonds, Bail
Bonds and Matrimonial Bonds."
The brothers Cornell, Entenman,
and Rymes Got-Rox, attired in
their: staidest horizontal pin-
stripes, were frowning over the
latest issue of "Bock, Loop and (
Blotto Distilleries."
* * *
,"UH-HUM," SAID THE eldest
of the financiers, "When was the
last time Major had a bath?" We
wouldn't even place a guess but
the question reminded us of Ma-
jorette, the lap dog snuggled coz-
ily in our arms, to be presented as
a companion to Major.
Upon receiving this peace of-
fering the brothers seemed dis-
posed to ask an alternative ques-
tion. "Why did not the lack of
farm products lead to a reduc-
tion of output sufficient to raise
prices again to a profitable
level?" (See Bowman and
Bach. Y
An econ syllabus might have
been helpful! A bright young man,
later identified as Mr. Palmer,
whispered an answer in our ears.
"Monkeys climb flagpoles," we
blurted "Gentlemen," announced
Cornell, "these young ladies have
passed the examination. Give
them five shares of 'Bock, Loop
and Blotto.'"
* *.*
THOROUGHLY IMBUED with
a capitalist urge, we clutched our
new stock and ran to sell it, but
found ourselves in some kind of
a holding company. The big sign
over the dance floor declared in-
terlocking directorates illegal so
we left, not wanting to get in-
volved.
Instead we followed the sign
indicating "Prosperity Just
Around the Corner" and found
the market and the quotation
board. J. P. Morgan was watch-
ing "Willis Wooden Leg" go up.
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we decided to sell our Distillery
stock.
"Ten thousand in liquid assets,"
we shouted, and a transaction was
completed with Mr. Chrysler giv-
ing him tight control. We leaned
against the bar and ordered a
"slightly watered asset cocktail."
Roper and Gallup approached,
and with the aid of their crystal
ball, advised us to go directly to
the conference room to complete
our mergers. We did! As we de-
parted, a lonely coed was knitting
into her argyle sampler, "Home,
Sweet Home and God Bless Capi-
talism."
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