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T HE M IC H IG AN D AILY

Monddv. February 7.,19491

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BUCKS 'FOUR OF FIVE' RULE:
Eastern Prince Reeruiting Harem
The sole representative of roy- The royal dignitary first began at least five feet tall, healthy and
alty on campus today announced his research on prospective mem- in good shape. Those interested
his official business at the Uni- bers of the harem in the class- may contact him at the Interna-
versity-to recruit women for his room, but later he moved on to tional Center.
harem. wider fields. - --- - f
The prince, who prefers to re- *S ue*B o
main anonymous, will fall heir to "IN THE classroom, the women EtUent B ooI
a well known Near Eastern king- were too quiet and reserved, hard- s
dom as soon as he completes his ly the type I'm looking for. But in Exchano e INow U
mission. the restaurants and, as you say, a a
local suds parlors they were moreO * 1in
CLOSELY guarded as a strictly at ease." the prince revealed. F In i11nIO 1 a
top turban secret, the prince's Harem-recruiting is not such - -
mission was financed by the royal an exciting business as might Biggest book bargains in town k
government. Government offici- be expected, according to the can be found at the Student BookC
als preferred to keep the nature of prince. So far he has met with Exchange, according to Dick Mor- t
the mission quiet since they feared "fair success but I'm hoping for rison, manager. a
revolution from the women of the even better luck next term." The exchange, where students
'kingdom. "The girls seem interested at set their own pi'ices;,willbe open
"I've heard of the four out of first when I tell them of my from 1 to 5 p.m. until Feb. 11, °Pn
five rule at Michigan but I wealth but when I tell them of the third floor of the Union. The
thought the coeds couldn't be the work involved, they lose in-
much worse than the women of terest." he said. per cent of the sales price to cover
my land," the prince sighed. The prince is looking for women gexpenses.
___ __ _ - -__ -______ During registration week, the
<> >> >< exchange did a big business, in-
eluding the sale of J-Hop tickets,
sG Morrison said.
d Students shsould come to the ex-
I- change office between Feb. 14 and
17 to pick up unsold books, Mor-
vYrison said.
Students whose books have been
sold will be mailed checks by
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SNOWBOAT TO CHINA:
Regents Plan Kleenex Project
As Coeds Dig in For Winter
Future generations of winter- frostbitten. icy slopes of.Mt
weary coeds were promised respite Stockwell, one of the regents said.
rom the snows of tomorrow year. *
After a stormy meeting, the THE REPORT also annouiced
Board of Regents came out with a that because of the elimination of,
sweeping announcement that the the ice pick standard eq ,ip-,
University is considering building ment of Stock'-.ellwomen, a heavy
an express subway from the burden will be taken off their
league's coke bar to Stockwell backs.
Hall. Other projects are planned to
This simple expedient, to be improve Unisesity traffic includ-
nown as the Kleenex Project be- ing a bicyc e expressway across
ause of its value in the preven- the campus, the installation of
ion of pneumonia will eliminate parking meters for bicycles and
.ll the hazards of climbing the stricter licensing for bikes.
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