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The Itiue story ol cheit9529J-
Hop can now be told! .
In an exclusiv'e interview5 aivcn
to a Daily re'porter.,IHenry Ma-
_:an, 30 F&C, chatsrman of thie
.1,.-29 Commissteexposed the c.-
plIete history of the 921 H A
leaking a vow 01 twenty yeast
standing.az
Marzipan stated that he wishe~d
o sit down.
ACCORDING TO Msaczipan, thec
J-Hop that year was an utter
fiasco. The fircst trouble arose xt
vhen the co-chairmen for nsic,f
Alice Maunciple, '30. and Theo-
philus Prod ocos e, '30E, bee-me
confused and came to the conclu-
sion that they were ordering- pop- <
corn for the annual outing, of the
'niversity Choral Society.
Therefore, the two bands for
Sthat year-PFaul Whiteman and '~
Jean Goldkette - were not eon- .4
tacted until two days before the .
-dance. Rath were enae.%~~& '
{Whiteman later married.} O M E tdlf o ih r ac ilas
The J-Hop ConMMTTE-Sete lfitteeh ae athuslias
~on telfH with nnmusichan Joyce Atchison tchairmant and Ruth Campbell, with Margaret
3,721 popcorn balls, insu anmui ad- Price. Jun Burk, Bill Owsen, Nancy Cupples, Donna DeHarde and
,vanced state of deterioration. Jack Haywssard standing.
IN ADDITION, Jean Chriatophe, pheria Clashthought, 30, or- to the Folies Bergeres and a jumbo
=30, buildings chairman, rented a dered, through a clenical error,y assortment of picture postcards, in
rabbit hutch on S. Division St. 2t50, copies of Lady Chatterley's a plain wrapper.
instead of Waterman Gym. This Lover, in red morocco binding,
was attributed to myopia. Thcaddeus Stev ens, 30, ticket
Theproras caiman E caiman otaiedtwobo sets FOLLOWVIING this accumula-
The r amschaiman, u- casemn. obaine two x set ton of catavlsttph's, ticsCuomit-
> « } > > <s .:<> ".<t"c t c enmet onc lie eve of she J-Hop,
faceed ewisticsh prospct of 2,000:
adisi 'onls sold and no dance. Un-
II ED A KA ARh O S U IO der Marzipan's skillful uudance,l
V ~jihosweser, tht followimng remedial
mseasures were taken:
La ie ' C ust m 11 a The 51993-Ibis ,was held in
Sthse League Ballroom, which wsst
not then built.I
- Music was supplied by a local
orchestra. Fieice Rabinowaitz and
Etjrj Isis Lukewarms Eleven, who were
fknown far and wide in central
VWashtenaw County for their ren-
. -. ditio of'Constantinople in three
flats,"featuing .hnsado
," o tse banjo by Pierre himself.
f IN LIEU of the expected re-I
_freshmeists (thce chairmsans had re-
@ceived a consignment of suede
" wssedgies), the guess made shift
stits frtsit salad and Sterns a.
Spopular coisbination at the time.
O Those attending the dance did
@ not take kindly to this some-
- wshat unsatisfactory solution,
A lter nb i tout, when "Marzipan explained
tothsenm the necessity of keeping
2019 SOUTHITciATE PHONE' 2-',_ sienst bout the debacle, they
~ ~ ~ A swore a great oath of secrecy,
-- - - --- -- ---- -- --- - uad, amsid cheers, hoisted M-Naczi-
-___ pir to their shoulders, where,
by chance, a bucket of tar and
1 a rail were waiting,
j(The festivities concluded with
MAKE US A.OUR IIE.4IJQU.XRTER S good spirits on thce part of the
I guest' and tar oic most pasts of
for j Marzipan.

Black Future for Men Seen
hi. Ut .ffw~st1i( tI t C ods
".1s : ~cs Olt"Ic slkkits cic<H,111does thestdiffi-
c i .- 2 l cl c i "l o t f . c I nI s i s ui e i c s - I
.Itsrccs ,inbyurcossed. sst I- clsvso sisec.i'
WIt eis ,s, I t -; iis t: trcsc issid ,-l - ss m cstl t sake app'
cc'~h~ ' ss I le mcuan :,tuii ls. v s ice ic .'. (,l1;:, oi f asn applc.
iss reuk sly to discrsss'tr a11 'I'l ss e es,si ce latres. Ithey isave
1ot ,,cc at lass eichc o~lspas -earsocd cost o cok.
isas ;,,s snoIlting-of t ?ts.
co d c .:-sof cooking a5 meal. iILEMMBERING whast vseIsay:.
etI sodsinsnor ligh scisool, onw
AND TiHE WILY coeds aren'sto5j s cltook istsupont herself 50 i055'
sli ec. Thcey snake their best of an a css sn o surprise her Isusbauc
eduscatsi ionwish sas tasught them 5Hc s sc tur s red, all right, whlen.
to rout chcronmosonses aisd toleci I s wife puot a dreethered fowlt
ste TI. S. Eliot.,Iscver givin'ti themisssnto litosen---;'sd the gentle
s ihint on hoe' to msake l~ts'irbus- odor of 5 itksi" cicetrails reaches:I
any spcimsens edible. ?zsnoe
When quizzed on their cud- "Crockisct cousrses tsr girls a~en'-
iai-' prowesses, unmarried thsesoluion5," a student's wife de-
coeds usually answcered, "I don't elared. "The University should run
knsboss'o to cook, but I'll get thenc for" mens, because they do
by-buy a book on it," or 'Well I osost of. the cooking."
..Iavfiehabres"And hsamburgers they fix after ta x..E ff Dance
the nsinister has said the magic 7"-'=
wiords. "We lived on hot dogs and
canned spaghetti for three nmonths (1-t p y M e
Uiniversity students emerged Feiie JHpeswl e
from J-Hop 21~ tons heavier, as cac opybc oeo h
4411 lbs. of greasy bacon, 500 Icac opybc oeo h
dozen eggs, 4110 lbs. cold rolls, 1$7.50 plus that thseir dates shelled
4011 lbs. toast (saturated with out for the big shindig at the
yak-fat), and 500 lbs. olives' League's anscual "Pay-Ouff" dance
went down Ann Arbor throats at Saturday night. '
after - the - dance breakfasts, From 9 p.m. to msidnighit, tlc e
There was no estimate available g-als saill take thieir men to rehasc
on beverages consumed,
cte bitgaweekend.
jThce Pay-Off traditionssas e,-
after our sarriage." once student tablished someswhese in the dissc
vtecran'slsite inonchlsanitly ad- past. Mortair Board, swomesn's hon-
mitted. 'orary society, originmated thce idca
whichc was picked up by the
":THEN 31Y tUSBAND coulitds 5 eassle, 'lie men didn't object at
stand snore and he took over thec any timne.

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