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Apathy Rules
In Solemn SF
Campaigning
Only 30 Rubbed Out
As PollingBegins
ANN ARBOR, Nov. 30, 1972-
The campus prepared to go to the
polls today after one of the quiet-
est campaigns in years.
Only thirty students were tram-;
pled by the elephants used by
John Gallup, '74, in his campaign.
MORE SERIOUS, was the dam-
age caused by the atomic explo-
sions set off by Blair Moody in
his fight for an SL seat. The
atomic blasts rocked the campus
and spelled out "Moo with Moods"'
in radioactive clouds over Angell
Hall.
One of the brightest spots in
yesterday's demonstration was
the moving of the Administra-
tion building six feet from its
original foundations by candi-
date Ellen Jordan.I
Miss Jordan promised to put the
building back where it belongs if1
she is elected.

The Way Things Looked in December 'U' Pots Boil

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Take a letter, Miss Beam, "Dear Uncle Seatherbid . . ."

As Eversharp
Quits Campus

Young Subversives
Fete Liberal Leader
One of the campus' foremost po-
litical leaders said his farewells
last night to a meeting of the
Young Subversives of Michigan.
Short significant Ed Eversharp
was overwhelmed with emotion as
he was awarded the first auto-
graphed copy of Shorey Peterson's
long-awaited economics textbook
by the club.
Delivering the keynote speech at
the assemblage, Eversharp called
on the Comrades "not to let this
be the passing of an era."
NICKNAMED "Dnepropetrovsk"
by his unknown associates, Ever-
sharp was feted at a dinner in a
candle-lit cellar on Olivia St., prior
to his graduation ceremony on
Angell Hall steps.
Dressed nattily in yellow tie
with a Wallace painting on it,
he was escorted to the Ann Ar-
bor train station immediately,
by two representatives of the
Young Republican and Young
Democrats Club.
As Eversharp clambered under
freight train, a more unstable
member of the send-off group
broke into hysterical laughter.
Her name was Erica Walters.


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TRAGEDY blackened the elec-
tion horizon when the plane sky- as usual with loud speakers in
writing the name of candidate all class rooms drowning out the
Ron Clothschild was forced out of professors with the slogans of
the air by another skywriting the candidates.
plane hired by candidate Phil The Michigan Marching Band
Gripeman. spelled out the name of its can-}
Normal electioneering went on didate, Bill Revely on the diag.

A GROUP OF mountain lions bin, '73 said, "we will take all
with "Win with Wallace" painted fifty seats in the legislature-
on their sides patrolled the voting our men are counting the
booths. ballots."
The Association of Indepen- Fraternity men were erecting
dent Men promised a clean slates around campus. followed by
sweep of the election. Al Has- independents with erasers.

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~Lihfe of thae Partv"
StifT jointed clothes belong to that day of long ago,
For hustlng, bustlina 1949 you need cdothes that are.
Easy on the body . .. Easy on the eye . .. Easy on the pock~etbooIk.
For al of that, it's
State Street
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