TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1947 THE MICHIGAN DAILY PAi TUESDAY, SEPTEl~EBER 2S, 194'? PA ____________________________________________________________________________________________ U S Wing-Clipped Stork Flys To View Cars, Golf Course, Vey Hospital CHICAGO-()-The books say if you clip a stork's wings short he can't fly. But the stork at suburban Brookfleld Zoo either hadn't read the books or needed a barber. He flew-for the first time in five years. Ralph Graham, acting zoo direc- tor, rallied four guards and keep- ers for the chase. They sighted him viewing late model cars at a parking lot. His next stop was a green at the Riv- 2rside Country Club golf course. Next he surveyed the grounds of Vaughn Veteran's Hospital. For six hours the chasers toured the suburbs in his wake. They gave up at nightfall when he hid in a cemetary. You couldn't tell him from a tombstone in the dark- ness, Graham explained. Today the men came to work early, prepared to resume the search. There, in the zoo yard, was the stork. Graham couldn't explain why the bird came back but said: "We aren't taking any more chances. Before he got his break- fast his wings were clipped very, very short." Clothing Dealers Clinic Will Meet A Fall Clinic for Michigan re- tail clothing dealers will meet Thursday at the University. An attendance of 200 is expect- ed at the clinic, which is spon- sored by the Michigan Retail Clo- thiers and Furnishers Association and the University Bureau of Business Research. Prof. E. H. Gault of the Uni- versity will speak at the clinic, which will feature panel discus- sions of such topics as alteration STRA T ECICAILLY SITUATED: Libe' Caters to Student Study Requiremenits Strategically situated in the center of campus, the "Libe," more formally known as the Gen- eral Library, puts over 1,200,000 books at the disposal of the stu- dents of the University. Students who wish to take out extra reading books for certain courses, who want copies of old exams, or who just want to study there are accommodated in the study hall on the first floor. The main reading room on the second floor provides reference books, ranging from the Encyl- clopedia Britannica to English- German dictionaries and a quieter atmosphere for study. Card Catalog Explained The card catalog, the key to all the books in the library, and the circulation desk, are also lo- cated on the second floor. The al- phabetically arranged catalog contains the information needed to be filled out on the call slip provided for that purpose. The book is brought up from the stacks upon presentation of the call slip and identification at the circulation desk. The Periodical Reading Room on the same floor provides inval- uable information on home town news and prospective term pa- pers. It contains aoout 1,400 cur- rent periodicals and newspapers from large cities througiout the country. Information on mag- azine articles may be found by looking in the Readers' Guides placed on the desks. Upon presen- tation of a call slip and identifi- cation, the magazine is brought up from the stacks. Study Hall Material Collateral reading books for English, history, and political sci- ence courses are found on reserve in the Angell Hall Study Hall lo- cated on the north end of the irst floor of Angell Hall. These books are to be read only in the study hall and circulate only for overnight use. Specialized school and depart- mental libraries ar~e to be found all over campus. The Medical Reading Room, located on the second floor of the General Li- brary, has books pertaining to the fields of medicine and nursing. The Natural Science Library is on the second floor of the Natural Science Butilding, the Economics and Mathematics Library on the third floor of Angell Hall, the Ed- ucation School Library at Univer- sity High School, the Engineering Libiary on the second floor of West Engineering, and the Legal Research Library is located at the Law Quadrangle. Drake University's definition of a blind date-It's like a bee, either you get stung or you get a honey, ;osts, publicity mark-ups. expenses and r1 -- -K: After 50 Years A NEW STORE In The Old Location Under Same Management -. . ;, Mr y. . '..,. . j]rt 9 i ~ ''> ! i --- - - - - -tV i 1 a,.~ty . a HURRICANE REFUGEES-This family, including a dog in the woman's arms and a baby in the basket in foreground, take refuge in a safe place in Miami, Fla., when the hurricane struck that area. NO MOUTHWASH: Editors Claim Gargoyle Is Best Humor Magazine Here C RE E N E'S N 9#0E THE1 C48fPI 516 East Liberty Phone 23-23-1 a YES . . . Half a Century in the same spot . . . newly enlarged and modernized. Here we continue to offer you the finest tailored to Measure Clothes for men and women. TAILORED BY KAHN TAILORN O OF INDIANAPOLIS For this fall and winter we are prepared to show -you the largest collection of smart all-wool fabrics in years . . . in styles that will do much to give you that well groomed look. Prices are amazingly modest . . so why not stop in and let us take your measure NOW! The Gargoyle, far from being a new kind of mouthwash, is alleged by its editors to be the best hum- or magazine on the Michigan campus. Thus far' no one has disputed that statement, perhaps because of the fact that it is the pnly facetious publication, excluding The Daily, on the premises. The previously-mentioned ed- itors consist of one Thom Carel Strope, known locally as the Officers Call For Tryouts Student officers of the Michigan Union today sent out a call for tryouts to assist in operating the University's refuge for the har- rassed male. Student tryouts on the staff of the Union will gain valuable ex- perience in the problems of oper- ating a large organization which combines all the features of a hotel, restaurant, and recreation spot. After a tryout period, stu- dents have a chance for appoint- ment to one of the administrative posts on the Union staff. The services of the Michigan Union for all men students are many and varied, including ori- entation work, smokers, a book exchange, dances, pep rallies, and numerous other activities. Union officers have also an- nounced that male students may pick up membership cards any week-day between the hours of 3 and 5 p.m. deacon; Douglas Parker, anoth- er character with the outstand- ing nickname of Doug; and sun- dry other human specimens, all of whom spend the major por- tion of their waking hours in- dulging in sparkling repartee concerning the finer things of life. All of these intellectual doings take place in the Student Publica- tion Building. In finding the of- fice of the Gargoyle, the unin- formed freshman might be led astray by various signs pointing significantly up an impressive staircase. However, in small print at the bottom, these signs point out only the insignificant fact that the stronghold of The Daily is upstairs. In spite of the air of reluctant optimism rampant among the members of its staff, the Gargoyle manages to publish six issues dur- ing the school year, most of the copies of which are purchased by students heading toward lectures in which the seating arrangements are not conducive to restful slum ber. Remember that name, the Gargoyle. STUDENTS I'm back from the service and rarin' to go at my new location. DOE'S BARBER SHOP 104 E. Huron Ph. 2-4222 Across from the Courthouse Specializing in Haircutting for Men and Coeds. Ap- pointments at your conven- ience. A v~ - N -- I FINE WORSTEDS low 8*50 AND MORE TIIANKER & KAHN TAILORED CLOTHES. 613 East William Street 11 I 1111; DRUGS -PRESCRIPTIONS KODAKS SUPPLIES LARGEST 'I k! i b I ANN ARBOR'S I AND - W I CCMPL INEST ETE STOCK! DRUG STORES .L - QUALITY MERCHANDISE VOW and' in Icrei led' SC jC/" CC 11 CALKINS-FLETH ER V GREENE'S I II III 11 1 1 SIIil