NE7 __ i1 _ ". 40 SATURDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1946 THE MTCTtCA ND A TT V 1 1i - .1,. X V 113.A1 lam' ti. .IN 11.tiff..A1IA. .1 rauu VIVE I Petitions for Assembly Posts Due at Noon Saturday, Oct. 12 Social Committee, League House Dance Positions Available Petitions for several Assembly posi- tions are due at noon Saturday, Oct. 12, in the Undergraduate Office of the League, it was announced by Jeanne Clare, president of Assembly Association. All eligible residents of league houses may apply for the following posts on the central committee for League House Dances, which are held on Saturday afternoons in the League Ballroom: general chairman; assistant chairman, which includes control of tickets and finance; pub- licity; decorations; and entertain- Club To Begin Hockey Practice The WAA Hockey Club will begin regular meetings at 4:30 p.m. Tues- day on Palmer Field. The group, which is open to both beginners and advanced players, will meet every Tuesday and Thursday as long as weather permits. Instruc- tion will be offered, and Miss Ander- son, faculty sponsor of the club, will be on hand for coaching at all times, The first meetings of Hockey Club will be devoted to drill in technique and to practice games; later in the season tournament play within the club will be organized. Special games with University High School and with nearby colleges are to be ar- ranged. All women on campus interested in playing hockey who were unable to attend the organization meeting this week are urged to call Barbara McNeill, manager, at 2-4471. Those planning to play on Tuesday are asked to check out equipment in the WAB just before practice. With twenty-six members already registered, the club's membership is still growing. Miss McNeill states, "All women on campus, regardless of class or experience, are eligible for the Hockey Club. We'd like to see them out for hockey this year. Those women who have had exeperience in coaching or officiating hockey are especially urged to join the club's ac- tivities." Shortage of Food Slims Coed Form by CAROL LIEBERMAN According to most reliable sources, trim hips and slender waistlines will be the keynotes of the Michigan coeds' figures this semester. This is not on ultimatum deliever by Ann Arbor corsetieres, but an un- avoidable conclusion we are forced to draw from reports of University dieticians. Even pre-war scarcities, such as butter, which are now available to the public, are so expensive that purchase problems still exist. Res- taurants, league houses, and sorori- ties, are faced with equal difficulties, and all have resorted to concocting ingenious substitutes in cheese souf- fles, vegetable, dinner, and fish dishes. Students could well echo Dickens' cry from The Chimes, "Give us bet- ter food when we're a-working for our lives." But we fear that such la- ments would go unheeded. Might im- press your English prof, though. Of course, we can always ration- alize. With the trimming down of feminine forms, crowded dorm condi- tions may be somewhat alleviated. Four slender women in a converted quadruple room will be a good deal more compatible than four hefty misses. Besides, Joyce Kilmer offers some "food for thought" in his Apology, with the theory that gastronomical frustration sharpens the wit: "For nothing keeps a poet In his high singing mood Like unappeasablehunger For unattainable food." We could even suggest that the na- tional Treasury Department take note of our fine . example, and try cutting down on their figures. Coeds May Practice Swimming Events In Union Pool Today The Union Pool will be open from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. today for those who wish to practice for the WAA Swim- ming Meet to be held Tuesday, Oct. 15. Those women who intend to take part in the swimming meet are urged to take advantage of the opportunity for practice today and next Saturday. Events to be featured in the meet in- clude 25 and 50-yard back stroke, breast s~troke. and reefvtyle~raes. a ment, which involves preparation of programs, and arrangements for hostesses. Also included on the petitioning list for independent coeds is the post of Coke Bar chairman, who will be in charge of concessions at campus dances. Miss Clare par- ticularly stressed the importance of Coke Bar activities as one of the chief sources of revenue to the Association. Other positions available to inde- pendent women are chairman of teas, who will cooperate with Panhellenic Association in sponsoring faculty teas and similar affairs throughout the year; assistant chairman of the so- cial committee, who will aid Sue Smith, general chairman, in plan- ning Assembly social affairs; and as- sistant project chairman, who will work with Phyllis Petit, general chairman, on Tag Day plans, and other project activities for the Fresh Air Camp. A more complete list of duties which will be required for these various positions, will be posted in the League Undergraduate Office. Petitions may be obtained in the office of the Social Director, Miss Ethel McCormick, and coeds should sign for interviews at the time they turn in petitions. Interviewees will be required to bring their eligibility cards, signed by the Merit-Tutorial Committee, and their Assembly membership cards. The Merit-Tutorial Commit- tee is located in the Undergraduate Office, and Assembly membership cards may be obtained from 3 to 5 p.m. Mondays "through Thursdays, in the Assembly Office, Room D, on the third floor of the League. Miss Clare urges all interested in- dependent women to take advantage of this opportunity to take an active part in the activities of their Asso- ciation. Soph Cabaret Will Sponsor Mass Meeting There will be a meeting for all sophomore women at 4:30 p.m., Wed- nesday in the League Ballroom to discuss plans for Soph Cabaret. Polly Hanson, general chairman, will explain the Cabaret as a whole. Chairmen of the major committees will speak on the type of work which each committee does, and the number of coeds needed to help. At the con- clusion of the meeting women who are interested in working on .one of the committees may turn in cards with their preferences. Coeds Join Committees These cards will be turned over to the general chairman who will assign the coeds to committees, following preferences as closely as possible. Women who petitioned last year for committee chairmanships and are still interested in working are espe- cially urged to attend, according to Pat Hannagan, publicity chairman. Soph Cabaret has been presented annually since 1927 except for two years in 1942 and 1943. It is written, acted, directed, and produced by sophomore women, and financed by their class dues. This year's proceeds will go to the University Fresh Air; Camp. Traditionally, the Cabaret takes over the entire second floor of the League for one night of entertain- ment each year. The Cabaret is not strictly a date affair. The admission price covers all of the events included in the program. An orchestra is featured in the League Ballroom, and a floorshow and movie are presented in Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre. Refreshments are served in the Grand Rapids Room,, and a mixer is held in the Hussey Room, with dancing to rec- ords, bridge, and community singing. The decorations carry out the cen- tral theme which is chosen each year. AP '1 jR R I D I R 0 N D A D D 1 E S® University of Connecticut football players introduce their babies to Coach J. Orlean Christian at Hartford. Left to right: Albie Jorgensen, son of the college president with 20-months-old Catherine Anne: Robert Starkel, West Hartford, Conn., and 5-months-old Deborah; and Charles Molloy, Bridgeport, Conn., with Susan, a month old. B E A U T Y -Merrill Towne, a former Marine sergeant from Boston, has been entered in a beauty contest to be held in New York by the American Veterans Committee. i-i0 By LOIS KELSO THE SEVEN LABORS of Hercules were as northing compared to the labors of the Michigan cheerleader. Look what those boys go through-they shout themselves hoarse, do cartwheels, flips, and generally act pretty silly, all in the hope of attracting the attention of a mob of people who are far too much occupied in blowing soap bubbles, searching for friends or rela- tions, explaining the game to the rest of the stadium, mentally composing a scorching letter to The Daily about the poor student seats, or just quietly passing out, to give them a glance. For years now the boys have been trying to put over one of those question and answer affairs that go over so well in high school-sort of a Socratic dialogue, full of enthusiastic agreement on both sides. They probably sat up nights putting this together. Despite all their efforts, the cheer is still being received with thunderous apathy, as are most of their efforts. IN A LAST-DITCH attempt to drag some enthusiasm out of the student body, the cheerleaders and the Student Legislature, still in there pitch- ing, are sponsoring a YELL Contest. The winner will receive a free trip to the Ohio State game and credit at campus bookstores. For those who wish to be in good standing with Ann Arbor's Finest, and for the cheerleaders themselves, I have a Helpful Thought. PERHAPS the overwhelming lack of response in the past has been caused by an overrating of the powers of Michigan students. They can speh Michigan, M-I-C-H-I-G-A-N-Fight-team-fight, very nicely. In fact, they have it down pat. But when confronted with anything more abstruse, they become confused and relapse into abashed silence. In future the yell-leaders might do well to consider the abilities of theft audience, and I do mean audience. Maybe alphabet blocks would help. Women Needed for Assembly Projects ,T H U N D E R J E T I N F L I C H T -- The Army's new P-84 jet fighter plane, the Republic Thunderjet, roars through the clouds on a test flight. It has been timed unofficially at 619 miles per hour, has a eing span of 36 feet, 5 inches and an overall length of 37 feet. In contrast to other American jets, the P-84's air intake is in the nose instead of on the sides. S T A R - Viveca Lindsfors ofI 'Sweden -plays on a beach in California where she is making her firstU._S. movie.f _- t The following announcements for league house heads and residents were made by Allene Golinkin, vice- president of Assembly, in charge of league houses. Coeds are still needed for the Wil- low Run party, and all women who are interested in attending should contact Miss Golinkin at 24471. In making preparations for in- stallation ceremonies, the names of all league house presidents will be needed. Those who did not attend house presidents' meeting last Tues- day, are asked to submit to Miss Go- linkin a list including the house pres- ident's name, the name of the league house, the housemother's name, and the number of women living in the house. All members of the tryout staff of The Daily Women's Staff will meet at 4 p.m. Tuesday in the Stu- dent Publications Building. Wom- en who are interested in joining the Women's Staff, but who missed the initial tryout meeting may attend this second meeting on Tuesday. j ChIeriiAA/a. A diamond ring of unsurpassed elegance- A wedding band that speaks eloquence- CHOOSE HER RING from our complete selection of White Rose and Blue White Diamonds. Our matched sets in solid gold are constant remind- P E T - Alice Janz of Chicago holds a pet fox, Ootzie, which a neighbor captured on a hunting rip in Minnesota. S H I P "S S T A C K L I F T E D - The 76-ton, 56-foot-high funnel of the liner Mauretania is lifted by a giant floating crane during repair operations at Liverpool, England.- -4,-.--.---.-.-......--.------,---::.---- :..:-::~7:.