THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1946 THE MICHIGAN DAILY PAG~E FIVE Panhellenic Association Issues Plans for Old, New Members Petitions for Tea Co-chairman Due Panhellenic petitions for a co- chairman of the Faculty Teas, to be held once a month, are due Monday in the Undergraduate Office of the League. Any Panhel member who is eligi- ble may apply for the position. Pe- tition forms may be secured in the Social Director's Office in the League, and must be completely filled out. Any new ideas and plans for mak- ing these teas a success should also be included. Each candidate, when submitting her petition, should also sign up 'for an interview, which will be held Wed- nesday from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. Every interviewee will be required to pre- sent a University eligibility card signed by the Merit-Tutorial Com- mittee of the League when she is in- terviewed. Another chairman, selected fron Assembly, will also work on this committee. The two students will jointly sponsor these affairs de- signed to further informal relations between the faculty and the students. These teas will offer an excellent op- portunity for all students to get to- gether to know their professors in an out-of-classroom relationship. These affairs will be held the first Thursday of every month, begin- ning Nov. 7, from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. in the Kalamazoo Room of the League. Clubs To Give Supper Hike Outing and Camp Counsellor's Clubs will sponsor a supper hike to the Island at 5:30 p.m. today. Those women interested in attend- ing are asked to meet at the WAB, bringing their own suppers. In case of rain, the meeting will be held in the WAB. Plans for this year's activities will be made and the time of future meetings will be decided. Outing Club sponsors such projects as bike hikes, supper and breakfast hikes, hostelling, skiing, and canoeing. Those interested in the club who can- not attend the first meeting are urged tocall Joan Richardson, club manager, at 3018. Camp Counsellor's Club offers in- struction in activities such as camp- craft, songs, games, and sports, and presents an excellent opportunity for all students interested in learning about camp life. G Transfer Women To Sign at League All transfer sorority women are urged to sign their names, addresses, and telephone number from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. Monday in the Panhellenic Office in the League, according to Betty Pritchard, Panhel vice-presi- dent. The purpose of this project is to help promote a closer relationship between the affiliated women on campus and those who have trans- rerred from other schools this semes- ber. From the lists procured from the League the* various sororities will be able to tabulate how many out- 3ide coeds belong to their respective 3rganizations, who they are, a'nd where they live. In this way ar- rangements can be made to get to know these students better, and to acquaint them with the sorority, its members and functions. Any transfer affiliates unable to sign up at the scheduled time may call Miss Pritchard at 2-4514. Wdgsand .. Engagemen ts Mr. and Mrs. Byron E. Ball of Evansville, Ind. recently announced the engagement of their daughter Sally, to Richard Cruise, son of Mr. and Mrs. John D. Cruise of East Lansing. Miss Ball is a member of Alpha Chi Omega sorority. The engagement of Ruthann Per- ry, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. O. D. Perry of Indianapolis, Ind. to Joseph M. FitzGerald, son of Mr. and Mrs. Joseph P. FitzGerald of Detroit, was revealed recently. Miss Perry is a member of Sigma Alpha Iota music sorority and Wyvern. Mr. FitzGerald is a member of Alpha Sigma Phi. Mr. and Mrs. Adrian Strauss of Hewlett, Long Island, N. Y., an- nounced the engagement of their daughter Jane M., to Gerald M. Bronstein, son of Dr. and Mrs. Ed- ward L. Bronstein of Lawrence, Long Island. Miss Strauss was Secretary of the Women's League Council. She was a member of Mortarboard and Sigma Delta Tau. Miss Strauss graduated in 'June 1946. ,Mr. Bronstein attended New York University. FIGHT, TEAM, FIGHT - Capacity football crowds throughout the country thrill to the color added by strutting drum majorettes. ONE MEAT BRAWL: Solutions Offered To Relieve Present Congestion Which Leads to Indigestion Wyvern Plans Coffee Hour Informal Social Will Honor Former Members of Society Wyvern, honor society for junior women, will present an informal cof- fee hour at 8 p.m. Wednesday, Octo- ber 9, in the League, in honor of last year's Wyvern members. The purpose of the gathering will be to acquaint the old and new mem- bers, and to discuss policies and Wy- vern project. At the first meeting, held last Monday, the society planned to continue with last year's project which was the orientation of foreign women students on campus., Last year Wyvern sponsored such social affairs as informal teas and skating parties in an effort to be- come better acquainted, and assisted the foreign students with such prob- lems as shopping. Pamela Wrinch will head the project this year in co- operation with Mrs. Grey at the In- ternational Center. Mrs. Elsie R. Fuller, Administra- tive assistant in the Office of the Dean of Women, will replace Mrs. Lu- cille B. Conger, Executive Secretary of Alumnae Council, as Wyvern ad- visor this semester. The new Wyvern offiers, elected last spring following the initiation, are Carol Lieberman of Martha Cook, president; Virginia Olberding of Al- pha Phi, secretary; and Betty Hahne- man of Betsy Barbour, treasurer. WAA Notices Volleyball teams competing in the WAA interhouse tournament may practice from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m., Mondays through Fridays at Bar- bour Gym. Any team may reserve a court for practice time by signing up in the gym, according to Betty Eaton, WAA intramural manager. Coeds who expect to receive par- ticipation points for serving as tim- ers and scorers for their teams in the WAA volleyball tournament will be required to attend a meeting at 7:30 p.m. today in Barbour Gym. Officers Are Selected By Ball, Chain Club The Ball and Chain Club, former- ly called the Vets Wives' Clubran- nounces the results of their recent elections. New officers are Mrs. Haskell R. Coplin, president; Mrs. John Ricker- son, vice-president; Mrs. L. Carrel IDaugherty, secretary; and Mrs. Ralph Helber, treasurer. Mrs. John F. Howell, program chairman; Mrs. Douglas Wilson, so- cial chairman; Mrs. Robert Matson, membership chairman; and Mrs. Jan Cooper, publicity chairman were also elected. The Ann Arbor Field Hockey Club will hold its first meeting at 8:30 a.m. Sunday in the Women's Athletic Building. All women graduate students are invited to attend. Those interested, but unable to attend the organiza- tional meeting, may call Mildred Anderson at the Department of Phy- sical Education for Women. ' By VIVIAN L. BEAN MICHIGAN'S immortality is for- ever assured and the busts of Bean and Bean will grace the Halls of Fame-that is as soon as Wash- ington receives our report that a vital post-war shortage has been solved and prosperity is at hand. We have decided to reveal the story of our discovery to the world before a grateful public beats its path to our door with repulsive financial re- muneration. Armed with safari helmets, 2 dozen handkerchiefs, sun glasses, binoculars, and a $1.00 official program, reputed twice as bene- ficial as thesmediocre 50 cent edi- tion, we pushed our way through throngs of perspiring football en- thusiasts toward the upper-class- men's section of the Michigan sta- dium. THE LOCATION of section 33 proved a poignant shock. With a sweltering sun determinedly follow- ing us, we finally prepared to flop into seats 14 and 15 in the mythical shade of the Northern goal posts. However, by the adroit crossing of legs and tilting of thighs, we eventu- ally managed to bring our two bodies into harmonious communion with seat 15. (Fourteen had shrunk out of existence-some grad veteran, grown fat on war profits, no doubt.) By adjusting helmet and sun- glasses and making judicious swipes at his brow with a handker- chief, my husband discovered that what he had Considered sunspots could be distinguished as a ser- ies of Lilliputian figures on the field, drawn up, he perceived by adjusting his binoculars to dis- tance plus (hitherto reverently re- served for luscious blondes), "in playing formation." THE END of the first quarter found my astigmatic orbes bleared. "Darling,"said my husband. "there's only one pair of field bleared. "Darling," said my husband, sides, 'I know more about football. I'll watch the game while you rest." This seemed an excellent suggestion,* and I settled back to enjoy my first legitimate stick. of post-war gum. After an hour I began to feel judiciously under the bench with a mind to reclamation. Then I made the tremendous discovery which will bring us fame. There are mountains, veritable stalactites of gum under those benches! At once, I realized here was our chance to avert the coming depression. This gum could be collected at the end of each game, purified, and recon- verted into a permanent gum to supply a starved market. PRODUCTIVITY of other items would increase-cigars, vacuum cleaners, diapers. America and the world would be on the road to pros- perity! I notified my husband of the idea at once, and as the game was already over, we left immediately. Well enough of this-sufficient to say we have talked to rubber ex- perts (who prefer to remain anony- mous) and they agree re-vitalized gum will save the nation. Nv Vital Post-War Shortage Solved By 'U' Students Behind Qoal Post By BLANCHE BERGER "Try to laugh on the outside - cause it's crowded on the inside" could well be the theme song of this campus during meal times. The in- terminable lines at registration, for Ohio State football tickets, and the Willow Run bus are small compared to the hordes of people all trying to jam into any available hamburg stand for lunches and dinners. The milling crowds that arrive in town for football games do not add any brightness to the situation. The only thing to do to alleviate this state of affairs is to work out an infallible system - if possible. Some desperate students have band- ed together, bought their own sup- plies and set up light housekeeping. However, for those who can't cook or open cans, still other solutions can be found. A Friend Indeed Very often students have friends who come early (say 2 or 3 hours) and save a choice spot. At such times ten or fifteen people are seen crowd- ed together at a table for four, eat- ing from everyone else's plate. Some have resorted to ordering while standing, in the hopes that by the time the food is brought, a table will be secured. Another trick is to make friends with the owners and waitresses, so that special attention and courtesy will be extended. Inside StoryI However even when a student is among those fortunate to get in- side a restaurant, and even to a ta- ble, he is met with the glares of o- thers left standing in aisles who are pushed back anci forth by the dash- ing waitresses. These hungry vul- tures stand ready to grab a seat as soon as the dessert is served, or someone gets up to get a pack of cig- arettes. In spite of these conditions, res- taurant owners have tried to coop- erate in every possible way to ac- commodate the students in the quickest, most efficient manner. Duringthe present meat shortage they have also tried to vary the menu to as great an extent as possible. In order to be fair 'regular' customers will get top priority. Students Can Help The students themselves can help solve the problem by coming a little before or after rush hours whenever possible. Lingering over a last cig- arette while others wait, reading the paper or doing homework at the ta- ble, changing orders, and visiting with friends all help to slow the serv- ice. Perhaps the crowded situation as it stands today will be improved soon, but until then there is still one suggestion that few people have ever thought of. That is, eliminating the habit of eating entirely. However, there are too many who would ob- ject to this suggestion-all of which leaves us back where we started. -s It's "To Each His Own" this week with popular Eddy Howard's band . . . or perhaps you're more interested in oldies 'like "hum-boogie" and "Well All Right!" featuring the Andrews Sisters or "We Three" and "Java Jive" by the original Ink Spots . . . Another memory snatcher is T. Dorsey's fine album containing "I'll Never Smile Again," "Star- dust," "Song Of India," and "I'm Getting Senti- mental Over You." Make it one of your major vices to stop in and see us at the - . . 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