Engineering Student Goes To theDogs Taxi Shortage Gives Ooo Tough Sledding The Dean of Student's office an- nounced today that, "Students need not register dog-sleds or ob- tain special licenses for them from the University." This action was prompted by the case of Ooo Goo, a transfer student from the University of Alaska at Sitka'. Ooo was plan- ning to attend the Friday night session of the J-Hop. In keeping with the tradition established in the Mihiganetiquette and other semi-official campus publications that, "No woman should be asked to walk to a formal dance while wearing a formal," he attempted to order a taxi on Wednesday of this week. Two of the taxi companies would not accept an order that long in advance, and a third hung up thinking it to be a practical joke. (Ooo speaks only an Esquimo dia- lect, but considers this no handi- cap, since he is a student in the engineering school.) At six o'clock on Friday o again called the two taxi com- panies, both of which promised taxis for 10:15. At eleven o'clock, Ooo, in a fit of pique, left for titka on a mission to borrow his father's ddg-sled. The nation watches with rapt interest as Ooo is now 17 miles from Ann Arbor (he is traveling on snow shoes) and has only 22,- 083 miles to go till he reaches Port- land, Oregon where he intends to pick up the Alcan Highway. Book makers the world over are taking bets as to whether -or not he will arrive in time for the J-Hop, and whether it will be in 1948 or 1949. Diamonds0 and 0 Weddin sus Rings 717 North University Ave. I I ensickness strikes... GUARANTEED RUBBER GOODS F RO M T HE DRUG STORE For al at Swift's Drug Store 340 S. State St. The Rexall Store on the Campus i t 3 Danily-Wake GENERAL CHAIRMAN OF THE 1948 J-HOP-Dennis Young- blood, Sigma Chi, and his date for the big affair, Dorothy Watson, Chi Omega. ON SALE MONDAY: Special 'Dime Daily' Issue Will Hel Paralysis Victims TheDime Daily will go on saley naw county to supplement con- Monday to aid stricken poliomyeli- tributions received during the re- tis victims in Washtenaw county. cently completed Nationwide The special extra edition to the March of Dimes. They will be used J-Hop extra, carrying pictures of to give medical treatment to those the dance, will be sponsored joint- within the county and to purchase ly by the Student Legislature and equipment and medical care for The Daily. paralysis sufferers throughout the All proceeds from the paper will U.S. be turned over to the Infantile Lou Orlin chairman of the stu- Paralysis Foundation of Washte- dent legislature fund drives com- mittee, announced that the legis- lature would co-sponsor the cam- Sca p e S Sell pus campaign. He stated that the drive is being backed by the legis- lature because of its supreme im- J-H o Ducats portance to each student, or po- tential victim. Illicit traffic in J-Hop tickets "The legislature urges everyone hit a high this afternoon with to contribute to this worthy cause ticket pirates doing their best to by purchasing the Dime Daily. palm-off black market ducats. This is a special edition which will Most of the 3,000 men who are be sold by volunteers from the attending the dance bought their legislature and other campus or- tickets in advance, but chiselers ganizations." still were circulating among the The extra will appear Monday crowds, and making overtures to at the League, the Union, and the newly-arrived couples just before Diagonal. It will contain the lat- dance time. est pictures of the J-Ho F i ROOKINS serving the coeds of the campus with smart, nationally known shoes for every occasion. 108 East Washington -. Thrombosis Members Retui To House of Empty Belfrie Thirty-two members of Coron- ary Thrombosis. sorority had a from the Glee Clubbers, w roof over their heads again yes- ported that they had beer terday after the Hygiene Service persed from -a serenade a had certified them free of bats in chapter house when bats the belfry, flown before their eyes. "We refer, of course, to the previous stop had been at a chapter house, and not to the tavern. charming young ladies them- Since their eviction, Cor selves," Dr. A. Rebel Gallantian, Thrombosis members had bei publicity chairman of the Hygiene siding at the Parakeet Resta Service, declared. That establishment burned He had previously succeeded in last week, however, ren evicting the Coronary Throm- them and thousands of c boses after a recommendation homeless. No Better Valentine than a thoughtful gift from our selection of fine imported linen or beautiful hankies including Valentine patterns GAGE IUNIEN SIHIOP Always Reasonably Priced! 11 NICKELS ARCADa Our Specialty-. 3-HOUR DRY CLEANING mo2-DAY REGULAR SERVICE CLEANERS 630 South Ashley Phone 4700 LOTS OF PARKING SPACE "It was 6 perfect weekend' 'Yes, we had dinner at the ALLENEL And it was Ann Arbor's Finest Food!" 126 East Huron Phone 4241 IL-