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Yank Humor Carries on
In Midst of Italian Battle
WITH THE AEF IN ITALY (De-
layed)-(/P)-"You can't beat the
That saying, which you hear a mil-
lion times over here and under that
many different circumstances, fits
the American soldier's fighting abil-
ity all right, but that isn't the way
it's used. It refers to his constant
humor and ever-present knack for
getting on top of any given situation.
For instance, a couple of officers
stumbled upon a supply dump high
in the hills up toward the Cassino
front the other day. Nearby were
three doubhboys, dug in eomfor-
tably in homelike shelters with all
the food and equipment necessary.
It came from the supply dump.
Questioning reyealed the three
came from an infantry outfit which
had been in the line almost con-
stantly of recent months.
"What are you men doing here?"
asked one of the officers.
"Guarding the supply dump, sir,"
"Where's your commanding offi-
"We don't know sir. We haven't
seen the lieutenant since he told us
to stay on guard here until we were
The officer looked at them sharply,
"And when was that?"
"Oh, that was Dec. 21, sir."
Just what happened to the lieu-
tenant no one knew. As to why the
three hadn't sent one man down to
find out the score and why they
hadn't tried to rejoin their outfit
in the combat line-well, their or-
ders were simple . . . to stay there
With all the food, clothing and
equipment they needed and no fight-
ing, the fact they didn't say anything
Members of the chemistry depart-
ment will attend the 107th annual
meeting of the American Chemical
Society to be held April 3 to 6 in
Cleveland which will feature as its
slogan "Chemistry for Victory."
Several papers will be presented by
men from the department. Peter
Smith and Dr. Raymond N. Keller's
paper will be entitled "Salts of
Hydroxylamine-o-Sulfonic Acid." Dr.
Byron A. Soule will speak on "Find-
ing the Literature" and "Training
for Efficient Service," while Dr.
Frederick F. Blicke's topic will be
Others attending the convention
will be Drs. Chester C. Schoepfle,
Floyd E. Bartell, Hobart H. Willard,
Werner E. Bachmann, Evan C. Horn-
ing and Kasimir Fajans.
Dr. Miles To
Hazards that the military flyer will
meet today will be discussed by Dr.
Walter R. Miles of Yale University at
the Sigma Xi national lecture, "Psy-
chology and Military Aviation," at
8 p.m. Monday in the Rackham Am-
One of the greatest psychological
problems that he knows of is when
the men areready to fight and then
do not have a chance at the enemy
in the air. Long stretches of readi-
ness, without combat service, may
also present severe stresses.
Sehna Smith Will
Give Piano Recital
Selma Smith, '44SM, will present ai
piano recital in partial fulfillment
of the requirements for the B.M. de-
gree at 8:30 p.m. Thursday in the
Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre.
Before entering the University Miss
Smith studied under Madeline Hoff-
man of Boonville, N.Y. Since then
she has studied with Mary Fishburne
and Ava Comin Case and is at pres-
ent a pupil of Joseph Brinkman. She
is also a member of Mu Phi Epsilon,
honorary music society.
Miss Smith will play a "Sonatine"
by Ravel, the Beethoven "Sonata,
Op. 53," "Sonatine, Op. 13, No. 1" by
Kabalewsky and Mendelssohn's "Var-
iations Serieuses, Op. 54."
about it for a couple of pleasant
months was of course only the for-
tune of war.
Then there was the corporal who
worked in the photo developing lab-
oratory. One day they had an order
to print up hundreds of pictures of a
general in order that he might auto-
graph them and send them home.
The corporal didn't complain,
that is officially. But a couple of
Ihours later a captain walked into
the room and found him seated in
front of a drying wheel on which
the general's pictures were slowly
As each picture passed the cor-
poral stood at strict attention and
Here April 12
Authority To Speak on
'Faster Than Sound'
Dr. Theodore von Karman, Direc-
tor of the Daniel Guggenheim Grad-
uate School of Aeronautics at the
California Instittue of Technology
will lecture on the subject "Faster
than Sound" at 4:15 p.m., Thursday,
April 12, in the Amphitheatre of the
A world authority in technical aer-
onautics, Dr. von Karman was born
in Hungary in 1881. He studied in
Hungary and in Germany, and held
professorships at the University of
Goettingen and the University of
Aachen before coming to this country
in 1929. At various times, he has
been a visiting professor in the
United States, Japan, China and
Dr. von Karman has made contri-
butions in aerodynamics and in aero-
nautical structures, as well as in
applied mechanics and mathematics.
He is the author of many technical
papers and of several books on math-
ematics and aerodynamics.
Sponsored by the Aeronautics De-
partment of the Engineering School,
the lecture will be of primary interest
to engineering students.
. .* .
To Give Lecture
Mr. Geoffrey F. Morgan, manager
of the Speakers Bureau of the Doug-
las Aircraft Company, Inc., Santa
Monica, Calif., will speak on the
topic "The Shape of Wings To Come"
at 8:15 p.m. Wednesday, April 11, in
the auditorium of the Rackham
Sponsored by the Junior Chamber
of Commerce of Ann Arbor, the lec-
ture is under the auspices of the
Aeronautical Department of the En-
On Campus ...
Dr. Logan To Speak.. .
An illustrated lecture on Argentina
by Dr. Albert Logan at 8 p.m. today
at the League will be open to the
public as part of the program for the
annual spring meeting of the Michi-
gan Theosophical Federation of
J(Also open to the public will be a
lecture byJames Perkins on "Four
Freedoms of Immortality" at 3:30
tomorrow in the League.
Churches To Hold Parties
Two parties will be held tonight
featuring the holiday spirit of the
first day of April.
The Congregational - Disciples
Guild is inviting all students and
servicemen to their April Fools'
Party from 9 p.m. to midnight at
the Congregational Church. Games,
dancing and refreshments and sur-
prises are promised for the evening.
Wesleyan Foundation is also
planning an April Fools' Party
starting at 8:30 p.m. today at the
Methodist Church. Everyone is
Chaplain's Hour Opens
The Easter series of Chaplain's
Hour at West Quad will open at 4
p.m. Monday in Main Lounge and
continue for three weeks at the same
time. Dr. E. L. Blakeman will open
the discussion on "That Third Free-
Jordan Hall Holds Party
Jordan Hall will hold a party
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Awards To Be Based
On Applicants' Ability,
Grades, Money Needs
Six scholarships, totalling $600,
are being offered to Hillel members
at this University by the Pisgah Aux-
iliary of the B'nai Brith in Detroit,
Netta Siegel, a student director at
the Foundation, announced recently.
The qualifications in order of their
importance, says Miss Siegel, are
ability, scholarship and financial
Two $150 scholarships are beingI
offered to prospective student direct-
ors, who, in order to qualify, must'
have some previous organizational or
group work experience, leadership
ability and an interest in the Foun-j
dation. The work will consist or di-
rectorial and administrative duties.
Scholarships, each valued at $75
will be offered to two Hillel hostesses.
Only women may apply for these jobs
which entail approximately eight'
hours each week.
In addition, two $75 work schol-
arships will be offered. The recipi-
ents of these scholarships will work
seven hours each week at clerical and
Applications, obtainable from Mrs.
Esther Lerner, Hillel secretary, must
be in by tomorrow noon. A student'
may apply for more than one job,
but only one scholarship will be of-
fered to a student.
Iichi9an Iten at 1dar
A GERMAN SHELL STRIKES NETTUNO-An Ameripan Field Service
ambulance and a truckload of soldiers pass through a cloud of dust from
a German 88 mm. shell which exploded in the main square of Nettuno.
Four former students of the Uni-
versity received silver wings and com-
missions as second lieutenants in the
Army Air Forces when they graduated1
in the March class of aviation cadets
from Columbus Army Air Field near
The new graduates are Lt. Loren D.
Wicks of Ann Arbor, Lt. James F.
Woodruff, also of Ann Arbor; Lt.
Harold A. Nefe of Frankenmuth, and
Lt. Louis P. Kivi of Ann Arbor.
The first three men entered pilot
training last June, 1943, and attend-
ed flying schools at Albany, Ga., and
Greenwood, Miss., before graduating
from the advanced flying school near
Columbus. Lt. Kivi entered pilot
training last July, 1943, and attended
flying schools at Americus, Ga., and
Greenwood, Miss., before his grad-
Second Lt. David Murphy of
Bradford, Pa., has been assigned
to Courtland Army Air Field as a
flying instructor. Lt. Murphy was
a student at the University in 1942.
Two former students of the Uni-
versity recently reported for duty at
the Big Spring BombardierSchool at
Big Spring, Texas, where they will
begin their bombardier training.
They are Kenneth Levy of Ann Ar-
bor, who attended the University from
Sept., 1941, to Feb., 1943, when he
entered the service, and Donald H.
McAlonan of Detroit who was a stu-
dent here until he entered the serv-
ice also in 1943. McAlonan was a
member of Alpha Tau Omega and
the track team.
Charles Ochab of Utica won those
coveted Navy "Wings of Gold" and
was commissioned an Ensign in the
Naval Reserve recently following
completion of the flight training
course at the Naval Air Training
Center, Pensacola, Fla., the "An-
napolis of the Air."
Before entering the Naval service,
Ensign Ochab attended this Uni-
versity and New York University
for three and a half years. As a
Naval aviator, Ensign Ochab will
go on active duty at one of the
Navy's air operational training
centers before being assigned to a
A/C Robert Schwarzkopf of New
Rochelle, N.Y., arrived last week at
the Aviation Cadet Pre-Technical
School at the Seymour Johnson Field,
N.C., at which he will be stationed
for Officer Basic Training before be-
ing sent to advanced technical school
for specialized courses.
Second Lt. Kernit G. Bailer is
now taking bombardier training at
the Roswell Army Air Field, Ross-
well, N.M., having recently com-
pleted a course in navigation at
Hondo, Texas; and upon comple-
tion of the bombardier training,
Lt. Bailer will serve the Army Air
Corps in a dual capacity, being
eligible to wear the wings of either
navigator or bombardier.
A/C Robert L. Grunder of Park
Ridge, Ill., is a member of a class
of Student Officers and Aviation Ca-
dets to be graduated soon from the
Army Air Forces Pilot School at
Stockton Field, Calif., and upon
graduation will be made a full-fledged
pilot and placed on active duty in
his rank with the Army Air Forces.
Two former students of the Uni-
versity, Robert J. Collins and Ralph
A. Raimi, recently entered the Ar-
my Air Forces Training Command
School at Yale University for avia-
tion cadet training in communica-
tions, and upon completion of the
course, will be commissioned sec-
ond lieutenants and assigned to ac-
tive duty with the Air Forces. Ca-
det Raimi was a member of The
Michigan Daily and won freshman
and sophomore "honors.
William Nelson McCoy of Zanes-
ville, O., received his silver wings re-
cently when he graduated as a second
lieutenant from the Pecos, Texas,
AAF Advanced Two-Engine Pilot
School, the world's largest advanced
A/C Albert L. Culbertson, Jr., of
Delavan, Ill., was recently commis-
sioned a second lieutenant in the
Army Air Forces after completing
bombardier training at the Carls-
bad (N.M.) Army Air Field, and as
an officer in the Army Air Forces
ready for active duty, his destina-
tion is not disclosed.
BRITISH LEADER DIES:
Maj .-Gen. Wingate, Fighter
In Burma, Killed in Crash
By The Associated Press
LONDON, March 31.-Maj.-Gen.
Orde Char s Wingate, the adventur-
ous and spectacular leader ofeAllied
jungle fighters in Burma, was killed
recently in a plane crash, it was an-
nounced in London today.
A brief announcement from the
War Office said Wingate was killed
in Burma on March 24, and gave no
details of how death overtook the 41-
year-old British soldier who early
last year captured the world's imagi-
nation by leading a "ghost army" on
a four-months expedition deep inside
Japanese lines in Burma.
Relative of T. E. Lawrence
Himself a relative of the late T. E.
Lawrence, the famed "Lawrence of
Arabia," Wingate was called "the
New Lawrence," "the Man of Leg-
To Be Offered
The fifty-eighth annual hour Of
Good Friday music, sponsored by the
School of Music, will be presented
by Prof. Palmer Christian, Univer-
sity Organist, at 4:15 p.m. Friday in
For the past decade this presenta-
tion of music appropriate to the dayf
has afforded opportunity to many
who wish to give attention to the
significance of Good Friday, though
they may be unable to attend church
Organ literature is rich in music
suitable to the church year, and the
Lent season has especially offered
much inspiration to composers.
Prof. Christian will play "Jesus
Meets His Mother" (from "The Sta-
tions of the Cross") and the "Cruci-
fixion" (Passion Symphony) by
Dupre, "Prologus Tragicus" by Karg-
Elert, Bossi's "Hour of Consecration,"
"Golgotha," from a set of pieces rep-
resenting the life of Christ, by Mall-
ing, two Bach "Chorale Preludes,"
the third act of Wagner's "Parsifal"
which takes place in the land of the
Grail, and "Toccata per I'Elevazione"
The recital is open to the general
ends," "a Cromwellian Captain" as a
result of his exploit.
His force covered more than 1,000
miles thorugh the deepest Burma
jungles, fought countless skirmishes
with enemy patrols and finally re-
turned to India, after suffering great
hardship, with vital information for
the Allied command.
Bobbing up here, there and every-
where to the consternation of the
Japanese, Wingate's raiders de-
stroyed 100 miles of railway at 70
different places along the Irrawaddy
from Mandalay to Myitkyina, and
finally came out of the bush after
eating their own mules and subsist-
ing for weeks on supplies dropped by
Believes in Unorthodox
A- strict believer in the unorthodox,
Wingate hammered at the theory
that Allied troops-British storekeep-
ers as well as colonials-could be
quickly conditioned to fight in the
jungle better than the Japanese.
His recommendations were report-
ed to have played a part in the deci-
sions on strategy reached at the
Cairo conference of President Roose-
velt, Prime Minister Churchill and
Generalissimo Chiang Kai-Shek last
December, and the decision at the
earlier Quebec conference of the
British and American leaders to
organize an air commando force in
To Be Broadcast
"The Problem of News" will be
the subject of the Wranglers' discus-
sion to be broadcast over Station
WJR at 2:00 p.m. today.
"Special aspects of the problems of
the press to be taken up at the round
table are: what is news, where does
news come from and how to make
important news interesting reading,"
Prof. J. L. Brumm, leader of the pro-
gram, said yesterday.
Prof. W. H. Maurer of the Depart-
ment of Journalism will be the, guest
on the program.
On Sunday at 9:15 a.m. the Meth-
odist Church Choir, under the direc-
tion of Dr. Hardin A. Van Deursen,
will present "Hymns for Victory."
Oneg Shabbat Party To
Be Held by Avukah Today
An Oneg Shabbat party, sponsored
by Avukah, student Zionist organiza-
tion on campus, will be held from
9 p.m. to midnight today at the Hillel
The program, consisting of dan-
cing, singing and dramatic readings,
will be open to townspeople, students
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SAVE GAS -
BANK- BY MAIL
Use, the BANKING-BY-MAIL system instituted by
the Ann Arbor Bank to save time for important war work.
Simply endorse your check, made payable to the Ann Arbor
Bank, and send it to the bank with a mail deposit slip. You
will receive a 'Mail Deposit Receipt" from the bank, credit.
ing your account with the amount of your check.
For your own benefit, we urge you to make full use of
our BANKING-BY-MAIL system.
BUY WAR BONDS AND STAMPS - NOW!
Member Federal Reserve System
and Federal Deposit Insurance Corp.
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
1432 Washtenay Ave.
William P. Lemon, D.D.,
James Van Pernis, Ministers
Palmer Christian, Organist
E. Gertrude Campbell, Director of Christian
9:30 A.M.: Church School, Junior, Intermediate
and -Senior departments.
10:45 A.M.: Nursery, Beginner and Primary de-
partments. Also Junior Choir rehearsal.
10:45 A.M.: Morning Worship. "The Other Ju-
das," subject of Palm Sunday sermon by Dr.
6:00 P.M.: Tuxis Lenten Class. Dr. Lemon.
5:00 P.M.: Westminster Student Guild will have
Miss Lili Rabel speak on "Religion in an
Occupied Country." Supper hour at 6:00 P.M.
GRACE BIBLE FELLOWSHIP
327 SouthFourth Avenue
Harold J. DeVries, Pastor
10:00 A.M.: Rev. Douglas Hine, Director of
Christian Service Centers, Inc., will tell of the
work his organization is doing at Victory
Center, Fort Custer, and at other army
camps. Before taking up his present work
Mr. Hine was associated with Dr. Johi Zoller
in the "America Back To God" movement.
11:00 A.M.: Rev. Hine will preach.
7:30 P.M.: Rev. Elmer Johnson, missionary of
the American Sunday School Union, speaks.
Thursday, 7:30 P.M.. Communion Service.
FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST
409 S. Division St.
Sunday Lesson Sermon: "Reality" at 10:30 A.M.
Sunday School: 11:45
Testimonial Meeting, Wednesday at 8:00 P.M.
This church maintains a free Reading Room
at 106 E. Washington St., which is open daily,
except Sundays and holidays from 11:30 A.M.
to5 P.M.; open Saturdays until 9 P.M. Here
the Bible and Christian Science literature, in-
cluding all of Mrs. Eddy's works may be read,
borrowed, or purchased.
ST. ANDREW'S EPISCOPAL CHURCH
306 North Division St.
The Rev. Henry Lewis, D.D., Rector
The Rev. Robert M. Muir, Jr., Student
Maxine J. Westphal, Counsellor for
Philip Malpas, Organist and Choirmaster
8:00 A.M.: Holy Communion.
11:00 A.M.: Holy Communion and Sermon by
11:0A A M. :Tnio rThurh.
LUTHERAN STUDENT ASSOCIATION
.Sponsored jointly by the Zion and Trinity
Zion Lutheran Church
East Washington at S. Fifth Ave.
10:30 A.M.: Church Worship Service.
"Effective.Living" by the Rev. Frederik A.
Trinity Lutheran Church
East William at S. Fifth Ave.
10:30 A.M.: Church Worship Service.
"Why Does the Cross Win?" by the Rev.
Henry 0. Yoder
Lutheran- Student Association
Zion Parish Hall, 309 E. Washington St.
5:30 P.M.: Fellowship Hour.
5:45 P.M.: Supper - program following imme-
diately. The Rev. Frederik A. Schiotz, Secre-
tary of the Student Service Department of
the American Lutheran Church, will be the
UNIVERSITY LUTHERAN CHAPEL AND
1511 Washtenaw Ave.
Rev. Alfred Scheips, Pastor
Sunday at 9:30: Breakfast meeting of Gamma
Delta, Lutheran student club, followed by
talk bytherpastor, "Unbelief's Failure."
Lutheran students and servicemen cordially
Sunday at 11:00: Sunday Worship Service. Ser-
mon by the pastor, "A Four-fold Challenge
Friday at 1:30: Good Friday Service, with cele-
bration of Holy Communion.
FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH
State and Huron Streets
Edward H. Redman, Minister
Miss Janet Wilson, Organist
Mrs. Margaret Yarrow, Director of Religious Ed.
10:40 A.M.: Church School.
11:00 A.M.: Service of Worship. Mr. Redman
will preach on "Rite of Spring."
FIRST METHODIST CHURCH
120 South-State Street
Ministers: Charles W. Brashares
and Ralph G. Dunlop
Music: Hardin Van Deursen, director
Mary McCall Stubbins, organist
9:30 A.M.: Class for University students. Wesley
Foundation lounge. Prof. Kenneth Hance,
10:40 A.M.: Church School for Nursery, Begin-
ners, and Primary departments where young
children may be left during worship service.
10:40 A.M.: Worship Service. Dr. Brashares'
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Memorial Christian Church (Disci-
ples): 11:00 a.m., Morning worship.
The Rev. J. Leslie French, guest min-
ister, will speak on "Palm Sunday-
the Master's Need." 5:00 n.m.. Guild