!' Pcine Twenty-Four THE MICHIGAN DAILY Friday, March 3, 1944 Friday, March 3,1944: THE MICHIGAN DAILY { # V 4.. #TT41 iar .#v{A! i ."..r "......r. .. v. .. ... .. .. _. _. .. _.f. A Woman Marine Works Coeds Help Keep the Wild Ducks Tame THE TALK OF THE" C4MPL Daring Facts Are, Revealed I To Wise Public For 'some time past, the USO has been holding regular Friday evening dancing classes. At the risk of having their toes mashed unmercifully, pert little hostesses endeavor to initiate servicemen into the art while Miss McCor-' mack issues directions and counts one-two-three-fo'ur in a loud voice. The lessons begin with the fox. trot and it is hoped that they will eve tually progress to the rhumba and conga. not print his comment on Michi- gan drivers. Ramsdale's downfall come, how- ever, when he was strolling peace- fully across the diagonal at eight o'clock the other morning, breath- Ing. in the beauties of the dawn, invigorated by the cold, crisp nor- thern air. Suddenly his reveries were rudely interrupted by the sound of many tramping feet and a stentorial "hip-hek-hoc-huk." It was too late. The advancing horde passed on, leaving poor Ramsdale flat on the sidewalk. Utterly crushed in spirit, he is now in the hospital recuperating from a broken back and compound fractures of both legs. Here's low ... To all ye poor little freshmen about to fill out registration blanks we' experienced upperclassmen hereby present advice, garnered through long, bitter experience. 1. Have a simple name, some- thing like John Doe or Mary Jones. 2. Live at a simple address, pref- erably 1 Main. 3. Be born on an uncomplicated date, e.g. 1-1-11,2-2-22 or 3-3-33. 4. Shoot all parents and guard- ians before coming. 5. Become an atheist. - 6. Ignore all directions to print, cross and "mark X in this space." 7. When you come to the blank marked "sex" be sure to check both "male" and "female." It gives the recorder's office a thrill. Added hints: List all nicknames, pet names, abbreviations and whimsical changes, thereby con- fusing the registrar's office no end. Write in lipstick or eyebrow pencil. Fill out all blanks, includ- ing Nos. 3651 SU, 24561J, 38570012 Z, lA and 4F. Bring your Buick convertible. It will be useful in getting to and from classes inside Angell Hall. Naughty, Naughty..., Michigan coeds, still noL quite sure whether they are "doing their part in the war effort" since the recent knock-down-drag-out fight on the issue, continue to putter around in war activities under the guidance of that institution known as the Women's War Council. One of the- most popular activities is the laundry. Incidentally, all the sheets from West Quad are done there. Most of the sheets and pillowcases look as if they had never been washed because the V-12's have a quaint habit of polishing their shoes with the bed linen. center wintr ded ti to sig persu line of Pas. three The and I perha direct eye. cided the c tions signir est e> The just c anyt- tensiv Besid his n usual 1944!.f.. I Pfc. Loretta Sullivan Fuhrer of Portland, Ore., operates a powerful 24-inch turning lathe in the engineering shop at the women marine corps training base, Camp Lejeune, New River, N.C. A flock of more than 200 Mallard ducks spends summer and winter on the Red Cedar river sanctuary on the Michigan State College campus. Here is one reason why the wild birds have become tame. Students treat them as pets. Coeds Margaret Ann DeGroot, Dundee; Mary Kelly, Detroit; Janice Hopps, Ypsilanti, and Angelyn Mueller, Detroit, left to right, feed them scraps. (Associated Press Photo, courtesy The Lansing State Journal.) * Second Semester Textbook Economy at FOLLETT'S hL Every Book for Every Course-and Every Used Book at a Saving. That is what makes it worthwhile to llI buy all your textbooks from GAN BOOKSTORE. FOLLETT'S MICHI- 7' BARGAINS in SAVE at Fol lett's or NEW IF YOU PREFER STUDENT SUPPLIES Cash k I Your OLD CASH . . . BOOKS are as good Bring them along. as Exchange at FOLLETT'S where you will better facilities for trading. find I - - it MICHIGAN BOOKSTORE 322 South State at North University Phone 6363 Bob Graham, Mgr.