1 PAEFOM THE MICHIGAN DAILY SATURDAY, MAY 16,"1942 .. _.___ ._..-_.....-. _........ - - sr a.C4. MAY ~iAt1 7t a fir Al-01-gall ti1 THE REPLY CHURLISH By TOUCHSTONE Edited and managed by students of the University of Michigan under the authority of the Board in Control of Student Publications. Published every morning except Monday during the University year and Summer Session. Member of the Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or otherwise credited in this newspaper. All rights of republication of all other matters herein also reserved. Entered at the Post Office at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second-class mail matter. Subscriptions during the regular school year by car- rier $4.00, by mail $5.00. REPRE9BNTE POR NATIONAL ADVERTIMNG OBY National Advertising Service, ic' SCollege Publisbers Representative 420 MADisoN Ave. NEW YORK. N. Y. .. CHICAO' BOSTON " LOS ANGELES " SAN FRANCISCO Member, Associated Collegiate Press, 1941-42 Editorial Staff T HIS IS THE LAST ONE. That great big old heart hasn't been in the business for the last week or so, and now in order that I may enjoy a brief period in the sun, loafing like senior, also five more gym cuts and various papers, I am going the way of all college, up the steps to shake hands with the boss man, and away to a mem- ory and a picture in the 'Ensian. There will be no more columns churlish, not much more coffee drinking, fewer arguments. Other people will do all the things I have done-i.e., sleep, take ex- ams, get papers in late, write columns-and do them just as well. To be gracious, I should say "better", but after watching these things go on for quite awhile, I have reached the conclusion that nobody does them much better. There will be an adjustment to fit the times, a different slant, but just as there has been no better in this column as compared to predecessors, I can say. clearing my throat, that there probably will not be a better to follow. We all start out strong. Like the poems, God gives us the first stanza, and the rest is not gravy. Intelligent kids, kids with more to start with than I had, will slide gently into my polished chair here, but grinding them out three a week will tell, mark my words. Much sweat and a certain curiosity is the best formula still, and if you rise too far above that, you don't belong in the newspaper business. A column doesn't take all you've got. It takes time, and some work, but it is not by any ex- cept the most innocent estimates, a great, all- engrossing task. It is a thing you should be able to toss off easily if you have an idea, and some- times even if you haven't an idea. It is finally the sort of job you leave to go to your room and write something better. I hope successors will heed this, at least after the glorious first two or three weeks when you pour out the things you have carried on your chest up until. It should be some consolation to them. It has been to me certainly. rTO THE NEWSPAPER READERS-I have known few of them who were not profession- ally associated with the business, but I assume there must be others-no great words for the ending. This is not a climax. That came a long time ago, I couldn't say just where for sure. Call this rather a climax of poignance, of that last- week feeling given to seniors. I had things to save for a last column, some of them bitter, some of them schmaltzy. But all that remains now as I write this is the old regret, memories of the trees along quiet streets, the way certain boards creaked each time I stepped on them, a few hazy mental pictures of pretty girls, of good classes, small victories and defeats. A thousand times I have cursed this place in the good ripe language my father taught me. A thousand other times it has been a place where wonderful things hap- pened. It is, I suppose; neither as bad nor as. good as I have seen it. Whatever it is, my life, and the lives of all of us, are closely linked to it, spiritually, and physically. I have not eaten the Ann Arbor hamburgers, but I shall remember them. I have not made the most of all my op- portunities, but I have made some use of many of them. There is so much, and at the end you do not say any of it. Good men and bad, bright and dull, buildings that take on personal signifi- cance; squirrels and campus dogs, the sound of the clock as it strikes eleven then falls into si- lence for the night, the bells of the carillon, soft, shut off by buildings as you move along to some- place. The hushed uproar of the libraries, the scuffing of feet on sidewalks, make your own list. Two full years to write about it, and now I can see that it never was said, that there is never time, that you never know until it is time to go, and the pattern then is too complex to be com- municated. You look quickly around, and swal- low hard, and leave. Repeat performance of Clarence Day: Farewell, my friends, farewell, and hail, Im off to seek the holy grail. I cannot tell you why. Remember, please, when I am gone, ,Twas aspiration led me on. Tiddley widdley, toodle-oo, All I want is to be with you, But here I go, goodbye. Homer Swander . Morton Mintz. . Will Sapp Charles Thatcher George W. Sallad6 .5 Bernard Hendel Myron Dann . Barbara deFries Edward J. Perlberg Fred M. Ginsberg Mary Lou Curran Jane Lindberg . James Daniels . Managing Editor Editorial Director City Editor Associate Editor Associate Editor Sports Editor AsMXiate Sports Editor Women's Editor Business Staff Business Manager Associate Business Manager Women's Business Manager Women's Advertising Manager SPublications Sales Analyst The editorials published in The Michigan Daily arc written by members of The Daily staff and represent the views of the writers only. NIGHT EDITOR: JOHN ERLEWINE Rabble-Rouser Smith On GOP Ticket? . - - O NE of America's ablest demagogues, Gerald L. K. Smith, the late Huey Long's country-style rabble-rouser, is getting ambitious for the better political things in life. On April 9 he began his campaign for the Republican nomination for Senator from Michi- gan. His campaign got under way with the aid of his Committee of One Million, one of the sub- marginal reactionary organizations of America. At a meeting of his committee he took a poll of the members who came to indulge in a re- freshing evening of Red-baiting, Roosevelt- hating and denunciation of "boondoggling and bureaucratic politicians." Of course his follow- ers accepted their gaulefter as a candidate. Gerald L. K. Smith is well-equipped for ora- tory along the Winrod, Coughlin, Pelley, Long line. As Long's lieutenant, he had ample oppor- tunity to develop his backwoods, fire-and-brim- stone style into full-fledged independence. In the 1936 presidential campaign, Smith toed the line, speaking for William Lemke, who ran under the fortunately forgotten National Union banner. He spoke on the same platform with Charles E. Coughlin. For a sideline he spoke for the Townsend movement. SMITH has a complete political program planned. Its very comprehensiveness is amaz- ing. He says in his new publication, The Cross and the Sword, "I shall support the war effort 100 percent." No doubt that will make the Washington bureaucrats very happy. The rest of his platform contains a few more original planks. He promises "tires for every- body." He will campaign for one-hundred-dollar pay for soldiers as a continuation of his com- mittee's program. He will be the voice of the oppressed people. He will support labor's right but "oppose the conspired attempt on the part of the Reds and the Communists in America to capture the pivotal positions in the organized labor movement." He will side with the farm leaders who oppose the experiments of "bureau- cratic dictatorship." He will give a fair hearing to the Townsend movement. All cheers should go to Gerald , K. Smith for his stanld o1n thle ,sulpression of his colleaguc, Coughlin: "I tnall defend the right of free speech and free press for Father Charles E. Coughlin. The treatment that this minister of Christ is receiv- ing at the hands of the bloodthirsty Reds is un- believable." Social ;lusticer, Coughlin's weekly newspaper, has been barred from the mails because of its seditious content and recently suspended pub- lication, Add to Smith's own words the fact that he was a member of the Silver Shirts whose leader, William Dudley Pelley, is in jail for sedition, his hate of Roosevelt and his opposition for every- thing progressive and one obtains a rather good XIT TOUCHSTONE, chief, his head bowed So long. waving his handker- low. One final effect. - Jay McCormick The WASHINGTON MERRY-GO.-ROUND By DaL w PARSON and ROBE-RT S. ALLEN DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN (Continued from Page 3) for admission to candidacy for the teacher's certificate, which is to be returned by Monday, May 25. German Table for Faculty Members will meet Monday at 12:10 p.m. in the Founders' Room Michigan Union. Members of all departments are cordi- ally invited. There will be a brief report by Mr. H. W. Nordmeyer. Automobile Regulation: The fol- lowing schedule will mark the lift- ing of the Automobile Regulation for students in various colleges and de- partments of the University. Excep- tions will not be made for individuals who complete their work in advance of the last day of class examinations and all students enrolled in the fol- lowing departments will be required to adhere strictly to this schedule: School of Dentistry: Freshman class; May 25, at 12 noon Junior class, May 26, at 12 noon Senior class, May 22, at 10 a.m. Hygienists, May 25 at 4:00 p.m. Law School: Freshman class, May 25, at 5 p.m. Junior class, May 26, at 12 noon Senior class, May 26, at 12 noon. Medical School: Freshman class, May 26, at 12 noon Sophmore class, May 26, at 12 noon Junior clas, May 26, at 12 noon Senior class, May 23, at 5 p.m. College of Architecture: All Classes, May 26 at 12 noon School of Business Administration: All Classes, May 26, at 12 noon School of Education: All Classes, May 26, at 12 noon College of Engineering: All Classes, May 26, at 12 noon School of Forestry: All Classes, May 26, at 12 noon Graduate School: All classes, May 26, at 12 noon College of L., S., & A.: All classes, May 26, at 12 noon School of Music: All classes, May 26, at 12 noon College of Pharmacy: All classes, May 26, at 12 noon Office of the Dean of Students Any male student of the University who has completed four complete years of work is eligible to receive his Union life membership pin. These pins may be secured at the Union business office. Freshmen and Sophomores, College of Literature, Science, and the Arts: Students who will have freshman or sophomore standing at the end of the present semester and who plan to re- turn either for the summer term or the fall term should have their elec- tions approved for the next semester that they expect to be in residence, as soon as possible. There will bei little or no time to sign up returningi students during the registration peri- ods preceding either of these semes- ters, so it is strongly urged that this be taken care of now. You may make an appointment with your counselor by telephoning Extension1 613 or by calling at the Office of the1 Academic Counselors, 108 Mason( Hall. Arthur Van Duren, Chairman,c Academic Counselors. The University Bureau of Appoint- ments and Occupational Information has received notice of the following Civil Service Examinations. LastI date for filing application is noted in each case: Detroit Civil Service Technical Aid (Male - Female) (General) (Business Admin.) (Med- ical Science), salary $1,716 per year,1 June 8, 1942. Jr. Engineering Aid- -Male & Fe- male, salary $1,914 per year, June 8, 1942. Jr. Traffic Engineer- Male, salary $3,168 per year, June 8, 1942. Assistant Traffic Engineer, salary $3,900 per year, June 8. 1942. Senior Traffic Engineer, salary; $2,376 per year, June 8, 1942. Student Public Health Nurse,. sal ary $1,584 per year, Applications will be accepi ed until further notice, General Staff Nurse, Relief -Fe- male, salary $1,848 per year. Appli- cations will be accepted until furthei notice. Motorman (Male), salary 79c toJ 84'c per hour, depending on assign- ment. May 22, 1942. Auto Repairman, male, salary 90c per hour, May 21, 1942- Intermediate Typist (Male), sal- ary $1,650 per yeas', May 20, 1942, Assistant Public Service Attend ant (Male & Female), salary 35c to 65c per hour, May 19, 1942. Assistant Public Service Attend- ant (Male & Female), salary 35c to 65c per hour, May 19, 1942. The University Bureau of Appoint- ments and Occupational Information has received notice of corrections in salaries announced for recent Michi - gan Civil Service positions. They are hereby corrected as follows: Vessel Porter Cl, $110,00 per month.1 Vessel Steward B, $132.00 pert month. Cabin Steward T1, $126.50 per month. Ordinary Seaman Cl, $110.00 peri month "Now be sure those blackout curtains hang rignt!-the tiniest sliver of light will give us away to the air raid warden!" GRIN AND BEAR IT By Lchty WASHINGTON-In the office of Federal Trade Commissioner March is a sign which reads: "WE ARE FIGHTING HITLER, NOT EACH OTHER." That advice would be most beneficial, if heeded, in certain high offices vital to the war effort. Before Pearl Harbor, the American public was sickened by the jurisdictional fights between labor unions; the sight of vital defense projects stymied while a CIO union fought an AFL union over who should collect dues. Since Pearl Harbor labor rows have dwindled. But behind the scenes in Washington, jurisdic- tional fights, just as bad as those between rival labor unions, continue. And, as in the case of racketeering labor czars, prestige or personal vanity is often the_ sole issue between rival bureaucrats. For instance, Army and Navy Intelligence fought Col. Donovan's committee to the last ditch on counter-espionage. The head of Mili- tary Intelligence, Gen. Sherman Miles, was transferred before full cooperation was created. Later the Donovan Committee actually sent electricians over to the State Department and ripped out the teletype machine by which the Sta te Depal'tment was receiving news for its propaganda broadcasts to occupied countries, This, the Donovan Committee contended, was its job, not thLe State Departinent's. AGAIN when the Rockefeller Conmitce was appointed to propagandize in Latin Amer- ica, the State Department fought it tooth and nail. Latin American propaganda, the State Department said, was its job, and could not be delegated to the Rockefeller Committee or any- one else. But Later, when the Donovan Coinnittee wanted to send short wave broadcasts to Latin America, the State Department and the Rocke- feller Committee suddenly got together. They united against the common enemy, the Donovan Committee. "Latin America," said both Rockefeller and the diplomats in effect, "is our stamping ground. Keep out!" - Then there was the quarrel between Justice and the Treasury as to which should handle alien property. The argument lasted so long that it delayed seizure of certain important German patents, and finally was settled when Roosevelt appointed Leo Crowley to be Alien Property Custodian, independent of both de- partments. can public, not the bureaucrats, which suffers. And the result of the Wallace-Hull jurisdic- tional row may be that the public will have less Brazilian rubber, less Bolivian tin, less of other Latin American materials. The row dates back to last summer when the White House created the Bureau of Economic Warfare to use the power of American dollars, trade and loans to hit the Axis abroad, particu- larly in South America. Secretary Hull at that time was wrathful that the job was given to Wallace, and referred to the Vice President in strong and picturesque language. Hull also blamed Undersecretary Welles and Lawrence Duggan, his Latin Ameri- can adviser, for letting Wallace get the job while he, Hull, was on vacation. Then came Pearl Harbor and the need for rubber, tin, quinine, hemp, vegetable oils. Some- thing was supposed to be done about filling some of these needs at the Rio de Janeiro Con- ference in January. But though the State De- partment sent experts to discuss rubber at Rio, nothing happened. Three months passed. And not a single pound of rubber reached us from RIO. So .a t his point Wallace's Bureau of Economic Warfare step~ped in with a plan for doing what tie Amerwan Chicle Company has done in Cen- tral America -send U.S. experts into the jungle, r~etum)camps3, transportation, and r'ush Out the goods-- by airplane if necessary. Wallace's men pointed out that to tap rubber trees in the Amazon jungles required steamboat transportation, barracks, quinine, food and or- ganization. They planned to use American Chicle rnen to do it, in cooperation with Brazil, St(1, De (,Wi'-fei Say$ No the State Department said no. 'They ob- jected that this would offenid Brazil, that it would be invading that nation's sovereign rights, would hurt the Good Neighbor policy. The Bureau of Economic Warfare countered that they would work closely with Brazilians, would do nothing to interfere with Brazilian sovereignty. But the State Department continued to say no. Foreign relations, it argued were the tradi- tional prerogative of the Secretary of State, And after the question was subjected to much Iheniming and hawing, the President backed tip tIe career boys. So today the State Department can refuse a passport to any man Wallace wants to send to Brazil if it so chooses. And all negotiations Vessel Operating Engineer II, $230.00 per month. Complete announcements on file at the Bureau, 201 Mason Hall. Office hours: 9-12 and 2-4. Bureau of Appointments and Occupational Information Lockers in the Intramural Sports Building are to be vacated on or be- fore May 27. A cademic Notices Biological Chemistry Seminar will meet today at 10:00 a.m., in Room 319, West Medical Building. "Panto- thenic Acid" will be discussed. This will be the last seminar meeting of the current semester. English 45, Section 1 will not meet today. K. T. Rowe English Honors Course for Seniors: Applications for admission to this course are due in the English Office (3221 A.HJ not later than today at noon. W. R. Humphreys. Education C1 Final Examination: Tuesday, May 26, from 2:00-4:00 p.m. Defense training course for women in Surveying, Mapping and Photog- rametry: A thirteen-week E.M.S.D.T. course will be given at the Univer- sity beginning July 6 to train women for U.S. Government positions as En- gineering Aid, Photogrametric and Topographic option. Civil Service positions beginning at $1,440 to $1,800 per year are assured to those suc- cessfully completing the course. En- trance requirements are two years of college training with major study in engineering, architecture, physics, chemistry, mathematics, forestry, or geology. Three and one-half years of college study in any other field will be accepted if the applicant has had trigonometry in high school or college. Further information may be obtained from Miss Ethel A. McCor- mick, Michigan League. Final Examination, English I and II, Wednesday, May 20, 8-10 a.m., as follows: English I Arthos, 35 AI; Bacon, 35 AH; Cal- ver, 406 MH; Peake, 35 AI. English II Bader, 201 UH; Baum, W Phys Lee; Bertram, W Phys Lee; Boys, W Phys Lee; Copple, W Phys Lec; Engel, 305 SW; Everett, 1025 AU; Faust, 1025 AH; Fletcher, 209 AH; Fogle, 2054 NS; Garvin, 2054 NS; Green, 202 W Phys; Greenhut, E Haven. Haugh, 205 MH; Helm, 205 MH; McClennen, 1025 AH; McKelvey, 205 MH; Millar, 3011 AH; O'Neill, 1121 NS; Schenk, 302 SW; Schroeder, 3056 NS; Stibbs, 2203 AH; Thein, 3209 AU; Walker, 2234 AU: Weimer, 203 UH; Weisinger, 101 Ec; Wells, 1025 AH. Makel-up examination, for unavoid- able examination conlicts only, will be given Friday, May 22, 7-9 p.m., in RIooms 25 A.l. and 1025 A.H. Rooin Assignments, Gerinau I, b, 31, 32: Friday, May 22, 1942, 10:30- 12:30. German I. All Sections: 101 Eco- nomics Building. German 2. Pott, Diamond, Philipp- son: 25 Angell Hall. Ebelke, Winkel- man, Willey: C Haven Hall. Van Duren, Gaiss: D Haven Hall. German 31. All Sections: 1035 An- gell Hall. German 32. Van Duren: D Haven Hall. Wahr: 301 U. Hall, Eaton: 306 U. Hall. Diamond, Graf: 2225 An- gell Hall Doctoral Examination for Herbert Reuben John Gosch, Astronomy; thesis: "Integration Orbit and Mean Pamanz Tn i g tnr'c o mh s a aminations and he may grant per- mission to those who for sufficient reason might wish to be present. C. S. Yoakm Doctoral Examination for John William Lederle, Political Science; thesis: "The National Organization of the Liberal and Conservative Par- ties in Canada." Monday, May 18, East Council Room, Rackham, 3:00 p.m. Chairman, J. K. Pollock. By action of the Executive Board, the Chairman may invite members of the faculties and advanced doctor- al candidates to attend these exam- inations and he may grant permission to those who for sufficient reason might wish to be present. C. S. Yoakun Concerts The University Musical Society an- nounces the following concerts for 1942-1943: Choral Union Series: October 20, Don Cossack Chorus, Serge Jaroff, Conductor. October 29, Gladys Swarthout, Mezzo-Soprano. November 8, Cleveland Orchestra, Artur Rodzinski, Conductor. November 19, Albert Spalding, Vio- linist. December 3, Artur Schnabel, Pian- ist. December 9, Boston Symphony Or- chestra, Serge Koussevitzky, Conduc- tor. January 18, Josef Hofmann, Pian- ist. February 16, Jascha Heifetz, Viol- mist. March 2, Detroit Symphony Or- chestra, Sir Thomas Beecham, Guest Conductor. March 17, Nelson Eddy, Baritone. Golden Jubilee May Festival May 5, 6, 7, 8, 1943. Six Concerts. The Philadelphia Orchestra, Uni- versity Choral Union, the Youth Fs- tival Chorus, and soloists Handel's "Messiah." December 13. Choral Union, University Orchestra and soloists, December 13. Third Annual Chamber Music Fes- tival. The Roth String Quartet, three concerts, January 22 and 23. Alec Templeton, Pianist, Febru- ary 25. Charles A. Sink, President Student Recital: John Wheeler, a pupil of Palmer Christian, and ac- companist for the Men's Glee Club and Choral Union, will present an or- gan recital in Hill Auditorium at 8:30 p.m. Tuesday, May 19. His pro- gram will include works by Fresco- baldi, Bach, Franck and Sowerby. The public is cordially invited. Carillon Recital: Professor Perci- val Price will be assisted by Mr. Hugh Glauser in his carillon recital at 7:15 p.m. Sunday, May 17, at which time a mixed program of compositions for carillon will be presented. Professor Price will play Old Italian airs, varia- tions on an air for carillon by Sibe- lius and Blue Danube waltzes by Johann Strauss. Mr. Glauser's co- tribution to the program will be the playing of Henry PurcellsSuite 1 and Compositions for a musical clock by Handel Band Concert: The last appear- ance of the University of Michigan Concert Band for the current semes- ter will be made at 8:00 p.m. on Sun- day, May 17, when Professor William D. Revelli will direct the group in patriotic marches as well as classical and semi-classical numbers. The con- cert will be given on the steps of the library on the campus. Student Recital: Miriam Leaflang, mezzo-soprano, will givearecial in partial fulfillment of the require merits for the degree of Master of