4 T1HE MICHIGAN DAILY PADSZ .. . . ..... ....... . . . ........... . .. . . . . ................ . . . . . ................ . . . . . ............ . . . ........ . . . . . ............... . ..... . .... .................. . .................. . . . . ............... . .......... - . . ............... DFor Troubles' D~ols W114) Stiek Suh tanve Under SaM Arc CaW'(1 Of 1M11Ny__M-mitl (Casrc Sic hlcnrr t r ;lr1 t t 11]re f fthe f11ickeriil ng mov ies a i ) ups ide don siidesthI("chewing 1 guililm undr-ther- seat problem h Ias bufifaloevd the mo~st capable theatre ngnersthat ram~ has; been able 'to pI ioduce In the darkness of Ii thetete coun atlIess villains nave violated thec cusitoms of the c iv.ilize-d by placinga well-ruminated wad of tic ky, gooeyr chewing 1 -gcum beneath t~~ itheihe r 11, t a r ) ),c r ets the process is cumulativ.e. Reports from rone o)f the rei moi e housesin Yakastriislavhld that the seats are. so full11of chew;ting gumI1 that they can no lnr tE 'be liftedl. The manager i- is qutedra- aig "This g umngets in my hair, " as. he was found stoopl in under the hard chairs liooking frqurtrs Eversince theat-ere cairswere firs:t b3uilt, countless engineers have gone insane trying to solv'e this wor ld Shaking problem. Thley have foulnd that knives are dulled, gasoiline has no effect and fraternity71 pledges g et caught by the blackenied remnants of cud-chewing. No machine ha= yet been pei retedr that wxill do a satisfactory job. It is rumored from a usually1,reliable) source a blowtorch shootir)ing its flames through rotating knives s'eepe-d in gasoline has been invented, butl.no, confirmation can be obtained from11 thie Office of Fact.; and Figures. 1/t11 Itily, frt ~ 'Si'uc Iilly 'PI1oi uned 1m- ,li,() ItI en I Seating Y)OO persons, the State Theatre has one of the largest balconies in the idwcest. The interior paneled w ith van -ty ped w oods and painted in pleasing cor i schem e. The sea ts sh rmn Are of the latest t typm n el rz, h o g m t t e t e t e r c ) a e n d h l n l A d g e i ,i l :l e na i :h t rr r t e n .I h n z aie r e adtn la hrcar r ledi c lcv- Early Wuerth, OrhemA ttraction S' omeltimnesMixed WithEachf Othe Usher1 [ Is Have Tough Time InTheatres iff, II Ikeoaoy revealcd AF S o rd id L i Fi e U s he"l r] in g 'in t h er' l e git. ," o r in .I,; ' ine the oz che}; tra ca<'ll it. lhas e noughl ohueanlst mhake any' yout1h of caracdI~fter doubt SCthe humI1an 1race'. jNo,b1efor ewe enter into a diS- culssion of us heing for stage pro- I duc'tions, it Imust be le, :ar l uderI- stood )thiat here, too thIeeeissanl I hierTarchy w vhich cannot be ignored. Eentiaillyiti a simple one, the dowr;nstairs, and thke balcor-ny. In The Balcony Prsonlly' , we know C Vylte abou t rthe orchestra and the stadium q imzmediately behilnd i t %We've al- ways done~ our tAt for the Amer ican be considered more delicate or re- mun llerative to sh~ow the first nigzht- I er's to the'ir seatslw hee o ca' elle I fec in ther Iaw n:1S1til you've worked in thec balcony.v In the first place, whlen a diecent s;how comes to town, the cheaper is seats go out first, which is natural e.because most people have less money than more money. This, however, le'ads to various complications other than simply seating the paid admis- _ sions.i Ten Years Ago For instance there are the people w.ho have been to a play once before in another theatre about ten years before. A polite request for their I ticket :stubs usually brings the toothy Ic reoindecr that they know their way, being old theatre goers. You knowt they have no more idea of w.=here their in-t seats are than they know wthat goesa on behind the lowered stage curtain, [h-but most customers still think they age- are alwvays right, from Guiding them with your eyes nevr inail xorks becaut se omebody cel crome:f T1;i in and hands yout their ticket stub eeand demands that hie be escorted ,II1;r hence at on.ce, and throw inlan) extra Ti program becauisehie always drops one grduiring the first intermissioni. a 'nd No )Fool's Paradise t'!: The latter type mig.ht, be thoug=lt mor coP2 mT0modlatingy.but i.don't live it) a fool's paradise. Havlingt trotted 111)u to the top rowk to s pecifically point ltes out the seats, and having seen the Speople safely seated therein, you gou dog,=:don to the ramp ag ain to await the fii last minute mob who all want their fi seasith approximately 38 seconds to go bhefor e first cur tain. ,t AS you bound merrily uthe per- Clr p)e ndicular stairs to the top again to s:eat the rest of the row, you are id 1's-;} denly faced with filled seats where l ;'31 there should be= only dirty, and 1900i+ scratched leather upholstery. Tan t i 1tir, T i al 1 1\ja' i 1 tingthea ra'l lfelood worry- about "tak.it a syon"r:tIs A differnttye f citt smha N o lon er oes th rfi ;.; Lc lash ou;it dopkes (Vhe.delve itohe Ptoal;inflec- t~ f( } Ir of ri 'in o f r a l edngm an Inst. eadt he a maste'rpiece ..the acting wan rcom- petent.". journeyman mov.ie ci ticrer back onl hshaulnches andrll, sta]rt writ ing[ exactly what ie t Ihought 1'.of las night's plush-lined opus. Then you }ge ortiehvVimN e.Sarly known as 'thaRt beautifl hunk of mnan', lived unp to Is title of 'The P ric ' at (lie 1fo f 'i 1;: p I Ir,1 I i 1i I~'pr -'[I he FI , + Iond o twll'. '""le 1Ci w ' III ton , 7 ' Miss ".':emphis of tI D]fS A ovrs a signs~ hisl ". ormeote noymitrSounhso Howeer te neest hingInlown 'Te etr f an i"I r4p tb, ell-handledI job a cran You C,'1111h1r14RNipe Tolmtoes I A tIo it ti4i c s O l l~ I ri lI Ie I a N4 tS tttL T o . ", I)ain jt l )e p ~t~ih Ii; 'l'lir Iia. ,1"I'T(0, 4e '1ien11411, TrIIth a r.. Hits the Spot. 9i An after-the-show Lunch at Marshall's .1f r; + 'I r UrU; . . r01 '"JIr' ) i:l~f% I eet rqinl curdta ol cause odernaudieces t marc 9u ofr; therrcI theat "Ire, ut he nrta-lf+In- o f the cent ry w'h'our Ired any:: and a ll fol1Yrms f ;amusemen'tl and Orpj~i r'11 ct r±r'.s both}feat ired' on-edI I l~'ad Ino stge ho, al- though the Wue' x~lrth was bl.: t)e'ssed with) ince the two s-j)iat's were1}1r1 'cd at rut i1'a1 nt)i'1(11c~' ito each' otl}J]cr it h onIly a s'creeni_1.separati ing them11,'the musi plaine n th Wurth wasri1 natui'},r"ytaudible in h rpheum In vatge u fit wasnotuncmmo fop ~' r tais fthfune 11:t'i ral march othe'r fr ,.'UM'I' ,o I11 l.; i may secm the adiene did't.rmd, ad bi-; "rel, 1mo st1 rly cned cs, wre shown :' i First, five (-reerl 1pirt ctu r shon inth Ou'pheu m hwas "The Pis;uildt 1 ofthe two r'thea u. et h knwn pryAnn Arbo~t' ii dom h fof Ww ~'be , Gemnyt 1871, GeMwaloe f, pa familymo ;nI'. 1 87 i en Wr) i ;ir? Irrri1"s On. r i ' ; : j ( r ' r i _ ; 7 _ l l e Ca l h i . i oth}- r : r a niz e t h o lair';!'f VUU ' l ,re t'/tt :;l,. I/ ' 11('' ali/ .,'t', J c'r Ihe .'11hoi rrl re- 0 drl , I, 7! tB !!fsy1Ross111f i 61. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE STATE THEATRE F OLL.ETT'S MICHIGAN ROOK STORE 1" y SM-1 r. 'r.. ,r l . 1i:'l'I ?1)t i ld ' Ff sth a . .this n1or .h mo rn ma Old 1r rt ed' tie , t n, [lie had a ha i1f ai;tat n in hi I 1e' (.a w.t'a c i r bone o f I i c We .. ii' 1ile iii M_ ix, forget w1b 'hu,:h11 Th- . '' p':} I loini burne downtoo nd ii'its aa'' terie's anwu'eamh toed theatre Ion s nteom he , tha rough/tf 'P'4 cn I7tatlureo a ton-ls'-from nr lfiut ack i (e twenu i!Lo1 Pit Masnways Oa chratSwani s o 'I ) re Jaito r at iem ill lie otal bout th and yohe K t ht sothr srtsihens. acuren'atherimegofshwn Itvesems heeam afort of legendi Non ae knwstehow ongoldfFred hing Ie' nthie It11 thatn 1 1f ore pre- a'n rmres oI1Fir- ].bra moore 1' pa- A4 2/lcome FOMCAMPUS DRUG TO THlE NEW STAT'E TH-.EATRIE After theI ar our Speciafty. trsD'AN ( At A YIA t'(,u ken Na<<1<