'PERSPECTI VES Page Five PENNSYLFAWNISH DEICH ... by Richard Ludwig THE CHINESE EPICURE, Li Li- weng, once wrote a complaint about the bottomless pits we mortals have for stomachs-pits that are like a valley or sea that can never be filled. Had Li Liweng ever par- taken of a home-cooked Pennsylvania Dutch meal, he should have conceded the fact that one can get very close in- deed to filling these bottomless pits. For two hundred years, Pennsylvania Dutch farmers' wives have been masters of the culinary arts; and these skills have been carefully handed down, gen- eration on end, with the result being a school of regional cookery that is with- out equal in all America. To the unin- itiated visitor, the heavily-laden tables evidence only tremendous quantity: roasted, fried, boiled, and smoked meats hot and cold; potatoes in four varieties and vegetables in endless numbers; cakes, pies, puddings, pickles-all and more on one dinner menu. But quality is even more apparent once he has sampled the abundant array. The food is plain and wholesome, seasoned with a desire to preserve all the natural fla- vor and carefully cooked for the smooth texture that makes plain food superior. But the cooking is not only simple and delectable; it is, in many instances, unique. Thrifty Dutch farmers--who are really not Dutch since the terrs 'Ditch' comes from 'Deutsch meaning German -have long considered wastefulness to be Anful, Since every edible scrap of meat must be used, resourceful house- wives have learned, to add sage, spices, and cornmeal or buckwheat flour to the left-overs, cooking the mixture to the consistency of mush and then pouripg it into oblong pans which are stored in a cool place until ready to use. Before serving, it is cut into thin slices, fried in hot fat, and then eaten with molasses or butter. The dish is unknown in Ger- many and is undoubtedly of Pennsyl- vania Dutch origin. Large-scale Ameri- can slaughtering houses, which have adopted the formula, call their product scrapple. The Pennsylvania Dutch pre- fer to call it 'pannhas' or 'pon-haus.' Rev. Anthony Wortman, a resident of Reading and a native of Germany, claims that "people at butchering time wanted to let their neighbors in on the joy of the occasion and send them some- thing. This particular dish (pannhas) was considered quite a delicacy and so most worthy of presentation with the phrase, 'Dat du wat foer de Pann haes,' which is Low Germafi for: 'That you may have something for the pan.'" Other authorities claim that the word 'pon-hauts is used in Rhine regions to describe meat particles which are pre- pared in a pan like roast hare. But the more common term for this Rhineland dish is 'falscher Haas' (false rabbit), a concoction entirely different from 'pannhas.' Regardless of the origin of the term, 'pannhas' has become one of the most widely known of the foods that are peculiar to southeastern Pennsyl- vania. SOUSE is much easier to make. The process is begun by washing and scraping four large-sized pig's feet! These are then placed in a kettle, cov- ered with water, and boiled until the meat falls from the bones. After the meat is cooked, it is removed from the kettle and about one pint of the liquor in which the feet were cooked is addi!d. There follows seasoning with salt and pepper and adding vinegar to taste. When the mixture has cooled, it is placed in a mold to be chilled and served later, garnished with horseradish. Pig's feet jelly, as souse is sometimes called, has somehow lost its popularity in re- cent years though it is still seen on mar- ket-house stalls where the farmers of the neighborhood sell their wares twice weekly. Pig's knuckles with sauerkraut is a popular dish. More often we prepare sauerkraut with stewed fresh pork, cooked for more than an hour in the same kettle and served with mashed potatoes, rich with butter and milk. The pig finds his way into another Dutch specialty: 'schnitz un knepp.' In short, the food is dried apples, fat pork, and dough dumplings. 'Schnitz un knepp' means apples and buttons, but the im- plication is rather vague. The first step in preparation is the assorting and washing of dried apples, which are cov- ered with water and allowed to soak overnight. In the morning, about three pounds of ham are placed in a kettle and biled for three hours. The apples and the water in which they have soaked are added to the ham, and everything is boiled for another hour. Later brown sugar is added. Now the dumplings are made by sifting together flour, salt, pep- per, and baking powder and stirring in cake in a crust. It is prepared by dilut- ing molasses with water; mixing flour, lard, butter, sugar, salt, and baking soda together so as to form crumbs; and then pouring the molasses mixture into pans lined with pie crust and the crumbs spread evenly on the top. Light-brown in color and often intentionally heavy when the molasses forms a succulent paste between the cake and the crust, shoofly pie is literally made, for 'dunk- ing.' Apple butter, rich and dark and smooth, is sometimes included in the 'seven sweets.' Also known as 'lotwar- rick', its components are apples, cider, sugar, cloves, and cinnamon, so mixed as to form a soft paste that far surpasses jelly as a side-dish, neither too sweet nor too sour, ideal with toast and coffee at breakfast. THE 'SEVEN SOURS' are really more more than seven. They could include -OEM / Aft new curds and mixing well. At the end of the week, pour the curds into a heated pan and let them simmer slowly, bring- ing to a boil without stirring. Add a pinch of salt, one cup of water, half a pound of butter, one teaspoonful of bak- ing soda, and two eggs. Boil for fifteen minutes, and then pour into cups and cool. The result-a cheese that is pale- yellow, somewhat salty, exceptionally smooth in texture but gummy. It re- minds me of Carter's mucilage in almost solid form. Pennsylvania Dutch cookery is noted particularly for food for special occa- sions. The German equivalent for Shrove. Tuesday-the day before the first day of Lent, Ash Wednesday-is Fastnacht, which the Pennsylvania Dutch have reduced to Faasnacht. Feasting before Lent is marked by an emphasis on baked goods, and our spec- ialty resembles a cruller or a fried cake but is best described as a raised honey- doughnut. The whole region is flooded (almost literally) with these 'faasnacht kuche.' There is the old custom that the last person in the household to get out of bed on Shrove Tuesday is labelled the, 'faasnacht.' The name entitles him, to an extra large doughnut along with much jovial ridicule. Funerals invari- ably conclude with a huge feast at the home of the deceased. Guests eat in relays at overflowing dining-room tables and gossip over dusty old photograph albums and the faults and fine points of the dear departed. Green Thursday is only a local holiday. Custom demands that the meal before Good Friday in- clude something green and since the dandelion is the earliest spring vege- table, the lowly weed is elevated to a place of importance. Dandelion eaten on Green Thursday is supposed to keep one healthy throughout the year. Christ- mas brings with it a list of sundry treats. Fruit cake is made weeks in advance, us- ually topped with English walnuts and ,pineapple, rings and then wrapped in brandy-soaked cloths. The cookies in- clude crisp sand tarts sprinIled with egg yolk and chopped nuts, mandel spit- zen and lebkuchen, oatmeal cookies (ac- tually made with oatmeal) and brown hermits. Christmas dinner, like the Thanksgiving feast, includes without fail a goodly supply of dried corn and delicious potato filling, mildly seasoned with onion and parsley. The innate thriftiness of the 'Dutch' housewife is the cause for the quantities of dried corn. The surplus ripened ears during the harvest season are first shelled, the kernels left to dry in the sun, and then stored for use during the long winter. When stewed, dried corn has an irre- sistible nut-like flavor that becomes for the 'Dutch' the invariable accompani- ment to chicken and turkey. TICKY BUNS, pretzels, and moschie (or mojhy) apples cannot be passed by. Much like cinnamon buns, sticky buns are characterized by a thick, lus- cious coating of molasses, brown sugar, and butter which, when hardened, forms a chewy crust that lends variety to an otherwise commonplace morsel. Moschie is corn syrup and sugar, boiled together. The apples are dipped into the liquid, speared individually with skewers, and left to harden, forming a palatable de- light for the younger children. The humble pretzel was brought to America by the early Germans. It is known to have existed in Roman times, the Latin 'pretriola' meaning small reward. There is considerable conjecture as to the significance of its shape. Pretzels are dough that is twisted to form two wheels, one within the other (supposedly an ancient heathen symbol), sprinkled well with salt, and baked crisp and brown. They have long been one of Pennsylvania's most famous products along 'with another German favorite- (Continued on Page Eleven) / f -{ 'Desig by CLIFF GRAHAM milk, shortening, and one well-beaten egg. The batter that is formed is drop- ped by spoonfuls into the hot liquid with the ham and the apples. With the kettle covered tightly, the mixture is allowed to cook for fifteen minutes, during which time the batter swells up into sticky, doughy dumplings. When finished cook- ing, it is served piping hot on one large platter. -The result is tasty and filling and a good cause for sodium bicarbonate. A pleasant tradition among the Penn- sylvania Dutch is the including of the 'seven sweets and seven sours' with any important dinner. The sweets consist of three or four jellies or preserves:-straw- berry, peach, plum, quince, or grape, and three pies or cakes: schnitz and shoofly pie and cheese cake. Schnitz pie, as the name implies, is made of dried apples. Shoofly is a dish for the gods. In reality, it is no pie at all, but a kind of spice pickled red beets (always served cold), spiced cucumbers, chowchow, pickled cabbage, dill pickles, green tomato relish, coleslaw, and cup cheese. Chowchow is prepared from chopped-up vegetables, spiced highly with vinegar, cloves,,and cinnamon and is often preserved for use during the winter. Coleslaw is merely finely shredded cabbage; it is the fam- ous 'Dutch' sour cream dressing that makes it unique. Tiny fried bacon cubes, referred to as 'gritzel-grotzels,' and a dash of vinegar are added to the dress- ing, giving a delightful tang to the cab- bage. Cheese is a favorite food among all Nordic nations, but again we have added a variety of our own. Its recipe is this: scald a pan of milk by placing in an oven and baking the curd. Drain off the water, put the curds in an earth- en vessel, and keep at amoderate tem- perature for one week, each day adding