rTHkE MICRIGAN DAILY arsity Lettermen To Hold M-Clubance Today At PAGE rvr 2gue Hillel To Have Annual Dance At Huron Hills 'Jamboree' Will Honor Guests Wear Casual V S Third Dance ITeam 'Captains Campus Organizations Will Give Will Be Held Will Present Week-End Formals And Dan< From Michigan State Normal, Camp Custer, Michigan State Hillelites will. swing out to the annual fall dance, sponsored by Hil- lel Foundation, from 9 p.m. to mid- night, Saturday, Nov. 29, at the Huron Hills Country Club. Max Crosman and his orchestra will pro- vide the rhythms. Special guests at the dance will be 30 men from Camp Custer, 80 stu- dents from Michigan State and 15 students from Michigan State Nor- mal, who will also be entertained at the "Jamboree," the all-day program for Nov. 29 planned by Hillel, in their. honor. The "Jamboree" will include aa basketball game at 4:30 p.m. betweeng Michigan and Michigan State and two dinners, one to be given by Mr. and Mrs. Osias Zwerdling for the boys from Camp Custer and the other to be sponsored by Hillel for the guests from Michigan State and Michigan State Normal at the Union. A tour of campus for the visitors will also be held; the committee in charge of this and of the dates will consist of Ruth Bloom, '43, Ina Mae Rabinovitch, '42, Bertha Pines, '43,# and Freda Sendler, '44.I In charge of the dinner to be given at the Union are Lois Arnold, '43, Rhoda Cohen, '43, and Mildred Ger- son, '42} Sybil Wossey, '42, and June Dale Charlton, '43Ed, are to take care of place cards. Chaperons at the dance will be{ Prof. and Mrs. Williar Haber and, Mr. and Mrs. Zwerdling. New Use Is Found For Easter Baskets 'Local dorm residents are tripping down the halls in the wee hours -with multi-colored Easter baskets dangl- ing from their wrists. Upon inspection they do not dis- close the expected and tempting con- tents, but soap, tooth brush, hair curlers, and other equally prosaic miscellany, thus neatly and effec- tively solving the 'toting" problem. FEATURE SLANT . Somebody knocked .over a coke bottle on one of the night editors' desks yesterday. It fell in an unusual poition- on top of a small book with a dirty yellow cover. It hung there, suspended, with five cc's of coke visible on the bottom. On the bottle there were finger- prints. On the bottle there was also ,"Coca Cola" spelled out in the usual form. It was a usual occurrence-this knocking over of coke bottles on night editoirs' desks. It merely goes to show you can never tell about a coke bottle. - B. M. B Congress free. That is still the keyword to the third no-admission tea dance to be held today at 2 p.m. in the League by, Congress. Independent Men's Association. CAngress has sponsored two Sat- urday afternoon tea dances duringt the Northwestern and Illinois games. The drawing of three lucky stubs which has been tho feature of I.M.A. dances this year will be continued today when holders of lucky tickets will win admission to Herb Miller's; week-end dance at the League.- Congress, which is composed of rep-1 resentatives of all independent menz on campus and counts every inde- pendent as a member, will hold a E number of social functions through- Even though there is an open foot- D oor Prizesball date this week-end, the social calendar is nevertheless filled with Miss M-Club Will Be Selected thirteen parties. For Beauty, Brains, Character Airha Xi Delta will hold its an- Through Question-Answer Test nual pledge f9rmal at the chapter house from 9 p.m. to midnight to- Michigan's football team Will score nday. The cha cr s ll be Prof. tonight on a miniature grid, as guests Mary Brenner, the house mother. of honor at the annual M-Club in- Another pledge formal will be given formal dance from 9 p.m. to midnight by Delta Delta Delta at the chapter in the League. house. Mr. and Mrs. F. W. Clement Goal posts at both ends of the ball-I and, Mr. and Mrs. 'Ellsworth will room will mark the dancer's field, ;chaperon. while from the end zone Herb Miller's , Delta Gamma is included in the bmlist of scrority pledge formals for band is to provide music for the for- today. This party to be held from mations. Colored balloons floating j 9 p.m. to midnight at the chapter over the field will not advertise local ; house. will be chaperoned by Dr. restaurants, but give the effect of Mrs. H. Kinkead, Dr.n formal dance from 9 p.m. to mid at the Quadrangle today. Prof i I 4 { i s I E 4 * * Look what's coming! One of the biggest games of the year and a chance for the women of Michigan to dress up in their smartest. There will be open houses and all you could ask for is a slick wool something like the one pictured. It's the uniform that every girl writes home for if she doesn't have one. Shirtwaist, of course, with the added touch of saddle stitching alongl the collar and down the pleats. This year they're calling this color turtle green. It goes beautifully with the favorite of all furs, muskrat. It's wool, too, and bound to keep out the wintry breeze. You'll feel well in it and you'll look your smartest. i out the year under the leadership of ariel eye-catchers. S. Che Tang, '43E, I.M.A. social chair- Prizes To Be Given man. Equal chances to carry the ball Larry Williams. '44, will be host-in- will be offered t9 every couple when charge of the dance today which was winners are drawn for the'door prizes planned by Ralph Beuhler, Coral De- -and not only a football will be in Priester, Bill Buffington, Edward the game. A baseball, basketball, Mertz, all '44E, Donald Largo, Gene and football, each autographed by Brown, '43E, Robert Fry and Howard the teams represented, will be pre- Long, '44- sented by the captains of the respec- tive squads. Other prizes are to be Musical Prog ram a Michiganensian, a subscription to (the Daily, and two tickets to the Yale WVi I Be Presentede , swimming meet. S - Highlight of the evening, to take By Mu Phi Epsilon place during the "half," or intermis- Mu Phi Epsilon will entertain with sion, will be the contest to determine a Founder's Day formal musical at the identity of Miss M-Club, the typi- 8:15 p.m. Monday at the home of cal M-Club girl. Because the qual- Mrs. Ruthven. ifications include such elusive qual- The program of the day will con- Miesaon-tnsler syste dil e urityed sist of three parts in which talented to help determine the winner and the artists will participate. The first contest will broadcast as a floor-show. group will consist of four French All May Compete songs sung by Joan Bondurat, '42SM. All guests at the dance will be eli- She will be accompanied by Joan gible to compete for the title of Miss Stevens, Grad. The second group. M-Club and a prize will be awarded which will feature Miss Helen Titus to the chosen contestant, the exact of the piano faculty, is a presenta- nature of which will not be revealed tion of Brahms. Mrs. Edmund Haines until the award is made. will sing four German Leiders in the Patrons for the dance are to be third group. She is the wife of a new Pres. and Mrs. Ruthven, Registrar member of the theory department and Mrs. Ira M. Smith, Dr. and Mrs. and will be accompaed by Mrs. C. E. Badgley, Prof. and Mrs. L. M. Mary Stubbins. Gram, Prof. and Mrs. R. W. Aigler, All of the active members, Alum- Prof. and Mrs. A. E. R. Boak. and nae and patronesses of Mu Phi Ep- Prof. and Mrs. H. O. Crisler. silon will be present. Also invited Guests Are Listed are all freshman women of the School Prof. and Mrs. Axel Marin, Prof. of Music. and Mrs E. D. Mitchell. Prof. and Alleged Fire In Lawyers' Club Laid To Law SchoolSecretary. MESSIAH, CONCERT Auspices of the University Musical Society SUNDAY, REC. 14, 4:15 HItL AUDITORIUM Performers: MARIEW ILKINS, Soprano EDWINA EuSTIs, Contralto ERNEST MCCHESNEY, Tenor DOUGLAS BEATTIE, Bass PALER CHRISTIAN, Organist UNIVERSITY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA UNIVERSITY CHORAL UNION THOR JOHNSON, Conductor Tickets on sale at Burton Memorial Tower beginning Monday morning, November 1s. Main floor, 55 cents; balconies 28 cents (tax included). By SHIRLEY RASKEY Have you ever heard the story of the time the secretary of the law school was sued for setting it on fire? One bright, sunshiny afternoon he was calmly strolling over the bridge that crosses the Huron River-eating a banana. Finishing it, he threw the peefing on the sidewalk, and contin- ued calmly strolling across the bridge. Gentleman Slips However, the saddest of sad events occurred. The gentleman behind him slipped on the peelin'g and fell into the street. An oil truck which was speeding along the highway had. to Swerve to avoid hitting the unfor- tunate victim. In so doing, the truck drove over the side' of the bridge and into the water. Consequently, the oil 'from the truck spilled into the water and started flowing down- stream. A man was fishing on the shore of the Huron. Lighting' his cigarette, he tossed the still flaming match into the oil-covered water. This immedi- ately started a blaze which spread until it reached a raft. And (you guessed it) the raft caught fire. Shack Is Set Afire On the shore was a poor, insignifi- cant shack, in which lived a poor, insignificant man and his wife. The burning raft floated ashore and, (right again!) started the shack on fire. The wife was killed, and the man was sad. In rebellion against the cruel world, he joined a nearby. communistic group. This group was violently op- posed to capitalism and regarded the law school as a symbol of this evil. They decided to actively attack the. school by setting it on fire. This suggestion was submitted by the man who had lost his wife.' - Consequently, it is easy to see why the secretary of the law school was. sued for its destruction. Or is it? In the secretary's office may be found a collection of cartoons illus- trating this fanciful story. Obviously, it is not true but rather a product of the imagination of one of the sec- retary's friends. It was intended as a satire on the involved case his-., tories l w students are forced to study. Surprise!-lawyers cad be humanly amusing. Alpha Xi Delta announces the pledging of Betty Seitz, '43, of Chel- set, Mich. Mrs. C. Woody, Mr. and Mrs. R. O. Courtright, Mr. and Mrs. J. K. Doh- erty, Mr. and Mrs. R. L. Fisher, Mr. and Mrs. C. P. Keen, and Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Lowrey. Mr. and Mrs. Matt Mann, Mr. and Mrs. L. M. Weir, Mr. and Mrs. E. B. McCoy, Mr. and Mrs. C. R. Stack- house, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Hatch, Mr. and Mrs. R. V. Robert, and Mr. Archie Kodros. Everyone and anyone is invited to this dance. Tickets are still on sale and may be obtained after 2 p.m. to- day in the League. Gus Sharemet,'42, general chair- man, will attend with Marjorie Young, '44. 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