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news of the dorms
By GoRlA,,NlSfHON and DAVE LACHENBRUCH
December birthday gals will "take country has as much success as the
the cake" at Stockwell's party in one aforementioned, it would be a
their honor tonight. These parties fine thing, so if you find, in looking
always take place after everyone else through your closets that you have
is in bed-I can hardly wait until three too many fur coats and six
spring, (March 22), (who said that?) extra suits you haven't found
to see what these private affairs are enough time to wear, all joking
like. aside, turn 'em in to the service de-
In the recent Red Cross drive, partment at Lane Hall.
Stockwell girls proved that they In Wednesday's column, we flip-
are a generous and soft-hearted pantly remarked that a certain item
group by contributing sixty dollars was reported by an unreliable source.
to the.cause. If the drive for warm The source was, of course, a very re-
elothes for refugees which is being liable one-we just wanted to see if
carried on in colleges all over the anybody read the column anyway.
DAAI LY OFFICIALBU LLETIN

Vice-President-Elect Wallace

Greeted 'By Lazaro Cardenas

Rigor Mortis Says'Stay Away,
Death Never Takes A Holiday'

thi toui'',-Nute FC,,)r m riffs, per-
1 he cont ry 'sbest s nown gho1l
at his time, has consented to write
a short article for The Daily.)

%,1(in of fidependent McNI. Ah. un-
knowing children-do not become too
independent-do not venture into the

By RIGOR MORTIS Union Ballroom this Friday evening
What I have to say will no doubt -in spite of the attractions set to
,tartle you. I have asked for this trap you. The bait is Bill Sawyer's
space in your newspaper because I Orchestraplaying a medley of
feel that I have been misrepresented
in the columns of The Daily. I have "Gloomy Sunday" and "I'll Be Glad
been quoted time and time again as When You're Dead." Also Chandler
requesting the attendance of the Pinney, who 'takes the lead in the
campus at large at the squalid sor- Union Opera, will be led to the slaugh-
didity that we will call Coffin Capers. ter, heavily guarded, where he will
A Dire Warning sing some of the songs from the forth-

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p.m. the lecture room of the Rack-
ham t uilding. His subject will be
"The German Fifth Column." His
lecture is sponsored by the Ann Arbor
branch of the Committee to Defend
America by Aiding the Allies.
Events Today
Junior Research Club will meet to-
night in the Amphitheatre of the Hor-
ace H. Rackham School of Graduate
Studiles at 7:30.
Program: "Application of Radio-
Activity to Problems in Chemistry,"
A. F. Voigt, Chemistry Department.
"Biological Applications of Radio-
Active Isotopes," Jacob Sacks, De-
partment of Pharmacology.
Junior Mathematics Club will meet-
this evening at 8 o'clock in Room 106
Rackham Building." Dr. J. D. Elder
will give a demonstration of the Hol-
lerith tabulating machines. Every-
one interested is invited.
Seniors of the School of Education
will hold a class meeting today at 4:10
p.m.. in room 3001 of the University
High School. Officers will be elect-
ed and' matters concerning Convoca-
tion and Comnmencement will be dis-
cussed. All seniors are urged to at-
tend.
Men's Glee Clubs: Both Varsity and
Freshman Glee Clubs will rehearse
today at 4:00 p.m. sharp. Only those
fifty Varsity, members whose names
were read at the last rehearsal are ex-
pected to attend the Varsity rehear-
sals from now on; please bring $2.00
for your deposit on music.
The Student Branch of the Insti-
tute of the Aeronautical Sciences will
show a colored movie, "Wings Over
Michigan" at 7:30 tonight in room
1042 East Engineering Building. All
are welcome.
J.G.P. Finance Committee will meet
today at 5:00 p.m. in the League.
Bring eligibility cards.
J.G.P. Scenery Committee meets
today at 5 o'clock in the Michigan
League. Bring eligibility cards.
J.G.P. Properties Committee will
meet today at 4:30 p.m. in the League.
Bring eligibility cards.
J.G.P. Make-Up Committee will
meet today at 5:00 p.m. Bring eligi-

bilityacards. They must be signed at
once.
The Michigan Party program com-
mittee will meet tonight at 8:00 in
the Michigan Union. The room num-
ber will be posted on the bulletin
board.
League Dance Classes: Both class-
es will meet tonight as usual in the
League Ballroom. Beginning class
--7:30 p.m. Advanced class-8:30
p.m.
Harris Hall: Episcopal Students and
their friends are invited to the regu-
lar Tuesday tea this afternoon from
4:00 to 5:30.
Christian Science Organization will
meet at 8:15 tonight in the chapel
of the Michigan League.
Faculty Women's Club: The play-
reading section will meet today at
2:15 p.m. in the Mary B. Henderson
Room of the Michigan League.
Coming Events
Grgduate History Club meeting on,
Thursday, December 5, at 8:00 p.m. in
the Rackham Bldg., West Conference
Room. Round Table Discussion: The
value of cognate studies to history
students.
Panel: Dean C. S. Yoakum, Prof.
A. E. R. Boak, history; Prof. Z. C.
Dickinson, economics; Prof. A. W.
Bromage, political science; Prof. R. C.
Angell, sociology, Refreshments. All
graduate students in history are cor-
dially invited to attend.
Pre-Medical Society will meet Wed-
nesday, Dec. 4, in the East Amphithe-
atre of the West Medical Building at
8:00 p.m. Dr. G. G. Alway will dis-
cuss various aspects of general medi-
cal practice. Membership cards will
be issued to all members in good
standing. ,
La Sociedad Hispanica will meet
Wednesday, December 4, at 7:30 p.m.
in the Michigan League. An inter-
esting program by the new members
is being planned.
Graduate Luncheon will be held
Wednesday, Dec. 4, at noon in the
Russian Tea Room of the League.
Miss Northrup and Miss Arnohld will
speak.-
Acolytes (philosophical society) will
meet Wednesday, Dec. 4, at 7:45 p.m.
in the Rackham Building. Prof.
Henle will speak on "The New Alge-
bra of Logic." Students and faculty
members are invited.

Former President Lazaro Cardenas (left) greets H enry A. Wallace, U.S. vice-president-elect, at the na-
tional palace in Mexico City as Wallace calls to present his credentials as special ambassador to the presidential
inauguration of Manuel Avila Camacho.
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Interfraternity
Council Given
National Prize
Bronze Statue Awarded
To Outstanding College
Group At NIEC Meet
An added spur was given to thet
work of members of the Interfra-1
ternity Council staff by the presenta-
tion of a four-foot bronze statue at
the National Interfraternity Confer-{
ence Friday in, New York City asi
annual temporary award to the out-
standing undergraduate council of
the nation.
The statue was presented 'at the<
Conference's annual meeting by
Union College President Dixon R.
Fox on behalf of an unnamed "friend
of fraternities." It will be presented
annually for one year possession. j
The donor's provisions for the year-
ly presentation call for the award to
go to the undergraduate "interfra-
ternity council which during the yeart
has been outstanding in the forma-
tion and execution of a program to
make fraternities on its campus con-
tribute constructively to the educa-
tional and social program of its in-
stitution."
Councils seeking the trophy are to
submit their year's record and pro-l
gram to the Conference secretary,
who will refer them to the executive
committee for consideration.l
Two gold meoallions, given to the
Conference by another unnamed
benefactor, were presented to Albertl
S. Ward of Chi Psi and Alvan E.
Duerr, first recipients of an annual
award, for distinguished service to
youth through the institution of the
college fraternity.
Air Movie To Be Shown
"Wings Over Michigan' will be .khe
title of a color movie to be shown
at a meeting of the Institute of
Aeronautical Sciences at 7:30 p.m. to-
day in room 1042 E. Engineering
Buildipg, Leslie J. Trigg, '41E, pres-
ident, announced yesterday.

Alumni Clubs Idstal
TM
Will Sponsoro eet
FootballBusts Relations Bureau
Disc~ussion Thi
All the blare and color of the Big-
Ten football season is over, and The third in a series o
on the industrial relatio
with the tension relaxed, University methods and time stud3
of Michigan Alumni Clubs all over sored by the Bureau of Ir
the state are putting on "Football lations, will be held TI
Busts," de luxe dinners to close the Friday in the Rackha
gridiron year. The theme of this confe
Tonight in Kalamazoo the local Obtaining Employee Ac
Club will hear Fritz Crisler, Wolver- Methods Development
ine coach, discuss the last Michigan tion Standards."
football year and give predictions "We recognize tha
for the next. The All-Star team of change is desirable," Jo]
Southwestern Michigan will be hon- director of the Bureau, s
ored. T. Hawley Tapping, general change causes difficultie:
alumni secretary of the University, who may be transferredc
will act as toast master. It is to deal with these p
All the letter men of this year to- the conference is being b
gether with the entire coaching staff Invitations were sent o
will travel to Detroit tomorrow night al concerns in the metal
for the Detroit Club's football-bust. may at some time be col
Every senior letter man will be given these difficulties.
a signet ring to carry on a tradition
of some 20 years standing. Pre-Medics To ie
w . Dr. G. G. Alway, Am
Dr. Imre Ferenczi sician, will address the
Society at 8:15 p.m. ton
111 Lecture ere West Medical Building.
The dependence of war on man-
power in its several aspects will be
discussed in a University lecture by
Dr. Imre Ferenczi, famed Swiss spe-
cialist on migration and populations
problems, Thursday, Dec. 5, in Rack-
ham Lecture Hall.
Distinguished for his interest in
the international aspect of popula-
tion problems in a nationalistic world,
Dr. Ferenczi has carried on his studies
in the International Labor Office for
the past 20 years.s
Op
Open House At East Quad

Let me say now, once and for all,
Don't Come To Coffin Capers! Stay
.iway if you value your life!
Go, shrink away from our morbid
melange in craven horror! We want
none of you! It is for your own good
that you stay away-it is for my good
if you come.
Allow me, my yellow-bellied friends,
to explain myself. My only interest
in you is as future corpses. How-
ever, I feel it only fair to give yoi
advance warning. If you go, you
;tand but a 50-50 chance' of return-
ing to the warmth of your fireside.
It is extremely likely that you will
spend theremainder of what would
normally be your life span, haunted,,
burning, never resting, in a place more
horrible than your meager human
minds can fathom.I
Spook Convention
The International Brotherhood of
Ghosts, Spooks and Banshees will
hold its convention simultaneously
with the Coffin Capers, on Friday
night, Dec. 6, and at the very same
place ! Alas, poor mortals, how I pity
you. You will remember this warn-
ing, perhaps, when your skin becomes
gangrenous and when. you receive a
fright that makes the ghastly shivers
run up and down your spine-when
you look into the great coffin in the
middle of the dance floor at Coffin
Capers.
Congress is nominally the organi-
Three Professors
SpeakAt ASME
Prof. O. W. Boston and Prof. W.
W. Gilbert of the metal processing
department and Prof. Jesse Ormon-
droyd of the engineering mechanics
department will present papers today
at the annual meeting of the Ameri-
can Society of Mechanical Engineers
in New York City.
t"A Study of Surface Quality in
Machining a Nickel-Chromium Steel"
is the title of the paper to be present-
ed jointly by Professors Boston and
Gilbert at a general session this morn-
ing.

coming production. There will be a
professional dance team and much
other "entertainment"-but don't be
led into the trap!
Don't Buy Tickets
STAY AWAY! Don't go near the
Union or League desks, where they
are selling tickets! Save your $1.25
(per couple). If you love to feel the
hot blood surging in your veins, if
you like to live, stay away else you
spend your vacations 'neath un-
marked graves.
Hlah, you future corpses! I've given
you fair warning! And if you don't
believe me, come around to the Union
Friday and get proof that-
DEATH. NEVER TAKES A HOLI-
DAY!!!
Bob Gach
Has Your Picture!
BE SURE TO STOP at the
GACH CAMERA SHOP and
look ovir the pictures taken
at the dance last week-end.
Keep a photo record of
your college parties.
Gach
Camera Shop
Nickels Arcade

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The East Quadrangle, the Uni-
versity'snewest residence hall, will
open its doors to the public Thursday
from 8 p~m. to 10 p.m. when it will
hold its first open house.

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Seminar in social Minorities meets
Wednesday at 4:15 p.m. in Lane Hall.
Seminar in Devotional Literature
meets Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. in
Lane Hall.
Seminar in Theology meets Wed-
nesday at 7:30 p.m. in Lane Hall.
Sorority House Presidents' Meet-
ing in the Grand Rapids Room of the
League on Thursday, December 5, at
4:30 p.m. Attendance compulsory.
"Margin for Error," the satirical
anti-Nazi melodrama by Clare Boothe,_
will be presented by Play Production
of 'the Department of Speech Wed-
nesday through Saturday evenings
of this week at the Lydia Mendels-
sohn Theatre. Call 6300 for reserva-
tions.
Harris Hall:-There will be a cele-
bration of Holy Communion Wednes-
day morning at 7:10 in the Bishop'
Williams Memorial Chapel.
The Married Couples' Cooperative
announces two vacancies. Couples
interested, call 7350 for information.
The house will be in operation after
January 1.

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at Thrifty Prices
1 TODAY'S SPECIALS

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Egg Salad Sandwich
Choice of Salad or Dessert
Lamb Pot Pie

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Beef Broth Jardiniere
Choice of Beverage 26c
Assorted Rolls or Bread


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Mashed Potatoes Italian Spaghetti
Baked Beans Beef Groth Jardiniere
Fresh Spinach Golden Bantam Corn Lima Beans
Choice of Salad or Dessert Choice of Beverage 1200

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Hamburger Steak

Assorted Rolls or Bread

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Cream of Cauliflower Soup Mashed Potato Fresh Spinach
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