THE MICHIGAN DAILY WEDNESDA I Man Decrees Jerkin Makes EnsembleFormal Skirts Should Be Ful .: I T Practical Togs For Women Plea Is Issued For Common Sense In Wearing Knee Socks, Rubber Boots, Kerchiefs, Hats By J. BASCOMB SLINK XXVIH Fashions are silly stuff, aren't they? Yes, indeed, people go around wear- ing weird looking things like vege- tables on their hats for no other reas- on than that some foolish woman in New York or Paris says that vege- table-covered heads are chic. Bah! Prime consideration in any choice of apparel should be practicability - is it worth the price? How will it look on me? Entirely secondary should be the element of whether the coat will be "a la mode." - And, best of all, they are putting common, workaday things on an 'oh- my - dear - you - simply- have - to - have -one basis. Still, no small amount of care is needed in picking out which ones of fashion's decrees to ratify and which to repeal. For instance, there is the question of these horrid looking rubber boots that are making numerous appear- ances around the University these days. Ghastly things, aren't they? But they keep the feet dry and the stocking clean and that's some con- solation and no little reason for their existence. Our fasion experts, strug- gling against the impracticable, have turned to the ugly in an attemppt to forget the frilly-but-useless things of yesteryear. Then, on the same subject, we have the matter, of the wool stockings af- fected by so many girls of late, the stockings that are long reaching near- ly to the knee. Some girls claim that their legs, their legs and no other legs, look good in them. That is a lot of nonsense. But those long stockings keep the delicate little legs, those delectable little gams, warm in the midst of winter's cruel blasts. Okay, girls, which'll it be: warm legs and bilious swains ,or numbed limbs and delight- ed males? And another matter of practicabil- ity is the question of 'the kerchiefs. They are reportedly excellent for maintaining the permanent part of a permanent wave. That is lovely. How Do You Look? Some girls look nice in them., Some girls. But not the dear little chubby kids with pumpkin faces. Another I I "'-I , ' ' . - i ' This attractive jerkin with its colored beaded pockets can be worn with a classic, black date dress or with dressy wools. thing, regardless of the shape of your face, young lady, your kerchief should be chosen with some slight regard to coloring. Red faced gals should avoid green head covers; green faced gals should . . . Really, some slight re- gard for color schemes is essential - in the kerchief itself and in the rela- tion of the kerchief to the wearer's complexion and other clothes. Well, all that's common sense sure, it's common sense, but that is the absent quality when matters of fashion come up. And that applies not only to long stockings and rub- ber boots and kerchiefs. It applies to every article that ever adorned a female chassis. Male too, only we're not picking on them today. By the way, while we're still on the 'topic of fashions and old-fash- ioned horse sense, a word in regard to the time and place elements might not be amiss. Girlies, please suit your costume to the occasion. You would- n't - hope not, anyhow - go to J-Hop in saddle shoes and a sweater'n 'skirt outfit. No, but some of you plas- ter yourselves right up on the stage at Choral Union affairs thusly at- tired. And, believe the audience, you look like heck. (Use of the word "h--1" - synonymous to Hades - is forbid- den.) Common sense, babes, that's all it takes. Orientation Advisors Women who have petitioned for Orientation Advisorships for next year will be called by the League. Women need not call themselves. Bodices And Skirts May Glitter Of Metallic Thread, Spangles; By KAY NORTON Whether you choose a "sweet" full-skirted net gown or one with slim or draped lines of heavier ma- terial in more brilliant colors to wear to those fall formals, you will be equally correct in the eyes of the fashion world, although the full-skirt- ed dress is proving more popular on the college campuses. The dress just mentioned comes in net or tulle of white or pastels, waist line may follow the new torso styles of street clothes and end at the hip or may be high and fitted; the skirts, however, are always very full. Many of the dresses partially imitate that new "covered up" look by having little puff sleeves but the bodices are usually cut quite low. Of course the sleeveless gown for very formal wear is being shown a great deal in this type of formal. The designers have added 'sparkle' to them by decorating the bodices and occas- ionally even the skirt with spangles and metallic thread. White Is Favorite A typical example of the type of dress just described is of white net, always a leading favorite, with a high waist line and yards and yards of skirt. It has tiny puff sleeves and a bodice that is cut quite low and shaped like the top of a heart. It is decorated with tiny designs of silver spangles which should make it sparkle delightfully at night. Cer- tainly any girl could feel romantic in a 'southern belle' manner in such a dress. Crepe Stresses Slimness As for the pencil slim dresses or those with draped lines, they are us- ually in crepe or in such materials. They definitely stress the 'covered up' style, many of them having long sleeves and high necks. They may be in black accented by some color or in brilliant colors or in dark colors with metallic accessories. A formal that illustrates this style very well is a high-necked, long sleeved one with perfectly straight lines except for two pleats on each side of the front. It was of an un- usual blue shade with a panel of flame between the pleats. It is very striking, very unusual and would make the wearer appear to be the height of ophisication. Ff4SHTOR by JcC 1 obson S v-,- , - , }' s .,-.1 ! I li / A( MICHIGAN COEDS -771 /0000 1 A 4 A A /'" a , -Ierican FASHION FANTASY -.l : - s i. BRIGHT SUEDES $).o4 Casual smartness for winter . . . in all the gay football colors. Gold, Kelly, Red, Blues and Browns. KNOW WHERE TO GO* for clothes that are tops in style and usefulness. Our fall selections are designed to outfit you perfectly twenty-four hours a day, every day. Don't miss our showings in the Daily Fashion Show, November 7. CASAE I NNI- Eke& 4 .. POMPADOUR I W r~ Come and see the gayest, most exciting show ever to come to town! "Pompadour," the young, little "KEG HEEL" pump with the square toe! "Castanet", the syncopating "BOOMPS TOE" spectator! Just $4.95 l1 Presented by: The Michigan Daily and Ann Arbor > Merchants. Thursday, Nov. 7 at 4:15 P.M. 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