THE MICHtGAN DAILY T ......, M.I.c HI(w.a AN . to aI[V A AL rAvb I:ujmLjS ' ..,. Stoddard To Pitch Against Michigan State Here Today don wirtehafter's 1 DAILY DOUBLE i Menacing Mike 11 !'*-------- i (Editor's Note: This week the Daily Double is being written by the mem- bers of the junior sports staff who are applying for the position of sports editor for the coming year. Today's Double is written by Hoe Seltzer.) PICTURE of an All-Americn end two seconds before the ball is snapped: Six feet one . . . 200 pounds even rangy, loose-jointed build. general attitude one of complete languor and intense disinterest in the business at hand. Picture the same gent two seconds after the play starts:, A lean form rockets into the air several yards tiownfield, snares a high-looping pass, and outsprints the secondary defense to the goal. Michigan grads of :25, '26, or '27 will recognize this citizen. It is Ben- ny Oosterbaan, Michigan's only three-time All-American, whose ath- letic success m'ay well have been cor- related with the fact that he ::anks highly among the world's laziest men. Which leads to an emirical the- ory of mine that perhaps the most vital'requisit of any star athlete is that complete muscular relax- ation between individual efforts which, observed operating at max- imum efficiency away from the athletic field, tends to be billed as laziness. Without fully relaxed muscles a performer can never hope to attain perfect coordination, since he is constantly fighting himself unless all muscles not being used for specific motion are wholly at ease. Good athletes are by nature completely ose between periods of athletic exertion, and if the profs condemn them for it their coaches, eligibility considerations excepted, do not. Y LAST FALL Ed Frutig had ab- sorbed enough of the idea from end coach Oosterbaan to play the sweetest flanking game these eyes have ever seen. Among other feats Ed personally blocked four kicks dur- ing the season and contributed to sev- eral more. And let no one think they were perpetrated by accident. Those punts were stymied only because Fru- tig time and again foxed the blocking backs up merrily with his rushing tactics. If they got down low to accept his charge he blithely vaulted over them; when they stood up to prevent this he either side-stepped or rode them back into the kicker. It was his change of pace, his utterly unpredict- able attack that drove the blocker nuts. Perfect coordination had much to do with it. Last month I saw a fellow sprawled out on the Field House bleachers the afternoon before a track meet. Upon inquiry I learned that this personification of the spirit of relaxation was track cap- tain Don Canham himself. I was further advised that Don invests much of his leisure time in'sceking out new and strange ways to con- serve energy and become ever more loose-muscled. He is reported to have devised a novel labor-saving means of sitting down in a chair which represents a significant number of ergs of energy saved per sitting, these accumulated ergs to be expended later in high-junping. Thus science finds its niche in sport, ASTLY, before one hockey game a year ago Michigan's impenetrable ' M CLUB MEETING There will be an important M Club meeting at 8 p.m. in the Michigan~ Union next Thursday evening, All members are re- quested to be there. Francis 'Heydt, Sec'y.-Treas. goalie, Spike James, looked like any- thing but as his teammates blasted shot after shot past him on their warm-ups. But during the contest Spike stopped something like five times as many whistlers as the oppos- ing net-minder. Next day when I called him on his pre-game lassi- tude he observed drily that they did- n't count those practice shots in the final score. Play when the chips are down and don't get stewed up other- wise was Spike's motto. 'Looseness, relaxation, muscular coordination then. These an athlete has or must learn to have if he is to be frieat. This sort of thing can be carried too far of course. That is to say, any striking similarity between my above description of the perfect ath- lete and that of a PWA worker is purely coincidental. Michigan State Next Opponent Of NetSquad With two one-sided victories in Big Ten competition behind them, Coach Leroy Weir's Varsity tennis team yes-? terday went about the business of preparing for the invasion of East Lansing which the Wolverine netters will undertake Thursday. The Michigan racketeers ran roughshod over the. Universities of Chicago and Wisconsin in the Windy City over the weekend, defeating both opponents by scores of 8-1. In each, the lone Michigan loss came in the number one singles match, Capt. Jim Tobin of Michigan falling 'before Cal Sawyier of Chicago, 6-4, 6-3, and also being downed by Wisconsin's Sherwood Goernstein, 2-6, 10-8, 8-6. Tobin Dropped Tough One "Jim had tough luck in losing to Goernstein," Coach Weir said yes- terday. "He won the first set and was leading 5-2 in the second but he just couldn't put the match away. He played well, however, and should win his share of matches during the sea- son.":. The Wolverine mentor was espec- ially pleased with the play of Law- ton Hammett, number two singles man, who downed Walt Kemetick of Chicago, 6-3, 6-3. besides taking an upset victory over Wisconsin's Capt. Art Nielson in three sets, 6-2, 4-6, 6-4. Hammett, according to Coach Weir, improved on his performance of the Southern trip and gave definite. pro- mise of developing into a really fine tennis player before the season is much older.I Doubles Team Strong Outstanding single feature of the Wolverine double victory was the great play of Michigan's number one doubles team of Tobin and Hammett. 'Ihis combination won both its matches with little difficulty and es- tablished itself as the team to watch for the Conference doubles cham- pion ship. The Michigan State squad, which I he Wolverines will face Thursday in East Lansing, defeated Ohio State by a 5-4 score over the week-end and proved that it will be no part of a set-up. MAJOR LEAGUE SCORES Amnerican League Cleveland 7, Detroit 2. Chicago 2, St. Louis 1. National League Brooklyn 3, Cincinnati 2. Mike Sofiak, tobacco chewing shortstop for the Wolverines, has been one of the main reasons for the varsity's fine record so far this season. Sofiak is not only an ex- cellent fielder and a good hitter but also the squad's leading base stealer. Slogan Spurs Link Practice The Swing's The Ihing Leads Golfers To Wins Notes from the golf front: As a silent reminder to his golfers of the importance of practice, Coach Ray Courtright has hung in his in- door practice room a large sign bearing in giant letters the inscrip- tion: "The Swing's the Thing". From the record such an inexperi- enced squad has shown so far this season, it looks as if the golfers havet heeded what their friend and coach has put before them. On the south- ern trip, the linksmen fared better than everyone expected when theyE defeated such highly-touted teams as Georgia Tech, Tennessee Vols, and Ohio State, losing only to Geor- gia's Southern champs. Courtright's men then started out their home stand by doubling Michigan State's score. In the Spartan match last Satur- day the Wolverines outplayed their much more experienced opponents by safe scores. Ben Smith ended up the eighteenth hole three strokes up on Kowal, and in the same foursome, Captain Dannenfelser outplayed Jim Funston by five strokes. In the sec- ond foursome, Michigan's number three man for the match, Johnny Barr gained three strokes' advan- tuge from Ralph Kortge. It was good to see Barr regain his old con- fidence in the State match. Both his putting and drives were steady, and he set a consistent scoring pace. With a record of four wins and one defeat behind them, Michigan's golfers will face Indiana University Saturday on University Golf Course. Spartan Team Brings Heavy Hitting Lineup Varsity Seeks Ninth Win Of Current Campaign; Sig fest Is Expected (Continued from Page 1) with shaky work in the field account- ing for their pair of losses. No less than five regulars are hitting above the .300 mark. Howard Ladue, soph- omore ex-catcher who has been shift- ed to left field, carries the heaviest stick and hits in the clean-up slot. Center-fielder Bill Fitzsimmons, who led the 20-blow attack in the Buckeye series, Norm Duncan. captain and short stop, and Roy Chlopan, sopho- more initial sacker, are the other big guns in the lineup. Fisher probably places more im- portance in a victory over State than he does in any other non-Conference 1 battle. Stoddard looked good in his performance against the Maroons Friday, and if his arm is right to- day, he will take the mound. But with the two-game series with Ohio State, carrying much of the Wolver- ines' chances in the Big Ten title chase, slated for Friday and Satur- day, Fisher plans to yank Mickey after three or four frames and send one of his left handers, Mase Gould or Neil Muir, into the game. He will follow the same schedule against Western State tomorrow with Cliff Wise, and send his two aces against the Buckeyes Friday and Saturday. The power that the Wolverines dis- played in licking Chicago last week indicates a hitting battle today. George Harms, with seven hits in 13 trips to the platter against the Ma- roons and Notre Dame, is hottest of the Michigan sluggers right now, boasting a .415 average. Bud Cham- berl got four for 12 last week and isriht on Harms' heels with .395. Two other regulars, big Dick Wake- field and little Davey Nelson, are also over the .300 mark, Wakefield with .333 and Nelson with .327. THE LINEUPS Michigan Mich. State Nelson, of i'ellerin, 2b Holman, If Duncan, ss Sofiak, ss Davis, Wilford, rf Steppon, 2b LaDue, If Wakefield, rf Fitzsimmons, cf Ruehle, lb Klewicki, 3b Chamberlain, _h Chlopan, lb G Harms, c Wolkowicz, lb Stoddard, p Mekules or Skrocki, p Wiss alinty' Title Alpha Tau Omega, skippered by Bill Lopworth, raced to the interfra- ternity sailing crown last Saturday on Whitmore Lake, supplanting a strong Sigma Phi crew as titlehold- ers. Pete Tenney led his Beta Theta Pi dingy to second place ahead of the last year's champs who ended up in third place with Sigma Chi cap- tained by John Cory in fourth. While the local fraternities were battling it out for honors here, a varsity squad was in the East where they arrived too late to compete at Brown University's regatta but man- aged to finish fifth at a meet spon- sored and won by Massachusetts In- stitute of Technology. Fire Ravages, So McCarthy Saves Javelin By HAL WILSON CINDERS FROM THE DRAKE RE- LAYS: Michigan was handed a warm reception at Des Moines' gi- gantic track carnival . . . at 5:45 a.m. Friday about 10 of the Wolver- ines were driven out of their fifth floor quarters by a fire which gutted two rooms and threatened for a short while to develop into a major catastrophe . . . a salesman, it was reported, fell asleep while smoking a cigarette. Arthur Conan Doyle once based one of his Sherlock Holmes tales on the key supposition that a per- son in great danger from fire will save his most valuable possession . . . sophomore hurdler and broad jumper Frank McCarthy crept his way along the smoke-filled hall with a precious burden-a pair of javelins-and left all his clothes in the room . . . another of the cin- dermen wrapped a wet towel around his head and dived under the bed . . . sprinter Al Piel ans- wered the telephone, listened to the operator's warning, mumbled "okay," then hung up and turned over . . . two seconds later reali- zation penetrated his sleep-foggd brain and he bolted out of bed to join the pajama parade. Coach Ken Doherty was well satis- fied with the showing of the Wol- verines . . . several of their perform- ances, as brilliant as the golden capi- tol dome which overlooked the city, gave definite cause for optimism in the forthcoming outdoor conference meet . . the four performers who copped Michigan's four-mile relay crown all ran within one second of each other . . . and averaged just over 4:24 . . . for doing so the quar- tet, John Purdue, Herb Leake, Will Ackerman and Karl Wisner, were awarded new gold wristwatches. A trio of young track fans jarred Capt. Don Canham and Wes Allen out of a sound mid-morning sleep . . , they wanted autographs . ace sports announcer Bill Stern was forced to plant the lips out of which roll golden phrases from coast to coast on those of drawling Dorothy Ball, beauteous Relays queen, no less than four times . . . once for the radio and thrice for the movie camera. Shot putter Bob Hook tossed the iron nugget 49 feet /2 inch . . an- other half-inch would have boosted him from third to second place Bob lashed out with a 50-footer, but forgot to duck down, and fouled. Three of the two-mile quartet turnd in the best performances of their careers . . . Dave Matthews led off with a 1:55.2 half . . John Kautz clipped his 880 leg in 1:54.1 and War- ren Breidenbach pace off a blister- ing 152.2. BIG TEN STANDINGS W L .Pct. MICHIGAN...... 2 0 1.000 Iowa........2..1..2 1000 Ohio State .......3 1 .750 Northwestern. ...3 1 .750 Illinois ...........3 2/ .600 Indiana.........3 3 .500 Wisconsin........ 1 2 .333 Minnesota........ 1 3 .250 Purdue.........1 3 .250 Chicago....... ...0 4 .000 By NORM MILLER Perhaps to nine out of ten observ- ers, the appearance of Gus Share- met-,in the livery of Coach Ray Fish- er's baseball squad portends little more than just that. But to swimming coach Matt Mann "The Great Gusto's" diamond aspira- tions draws an uplifted eye-brow, a tongue in the cheek, and'a surprised "Hm, I wonder." For in Matt's 17 years at the head of the Wolverine swimming teams the wily Michigan mentor can re- member only two natators who ever won a letter anywhere besides in the pool, and these two Mann regards as decided exceptions. Johnny Gillis turned the trick last winter when he made the hockey team, and back in 1927 swimmer "Buck" Samson won a letter in football. Matt Gives Reasons According to Mann, swimmers are strictly ong-sport athletes and any- one who wins a letter in swimming and another sport has really accom- plished something. Why? Genial Matt advances two big reasons. "First of all," he reveals, "swim- ming is a year 'round sport. Swim- mers have to be working out in the pool even during the off seasons in order to attain stardom. They rare- ly have time for another sport." But more important than that, Mann brings out, it's a matter of muscular development. The con- stant stress on relaxed muscular activ- OU CAN Human Guinea Pig Gus Sharemet Tries To Break Matt Mann 'sOne Sport Theory' ity in swimming develops a soft, lax muscle, long and tapered. Football, baseball, hockey and the other sports, on the contrary, produce hard, clumpy muscles, built for more severe, sporadic shocks. For that rea- son, the athlete who's been swimming all winter finds it too stiff a task to readjust his body for a sport that requires an entirely different kind of muscular action. Gus Has Strong Arm But Sharemet is confident that he can put one over on the laws of phys- iology., Gus has an arm like a buggy whip. He claimed to have once heaved an indoor baseball the phe- nomenal distance of 353 feet on the fly. On the Wolverine squad Sharemet is trying his hand at pitching. Meanwhile, Mr. Matthew Mann sits back and watches the experiment with 'interest. 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