THE MICHIGAN DAILY SUND MICHIGAN DAILY 71 -/ 11 1 dited and managed by students of the University of higan under the authority of the Board in Control of dent Publications, ublisbed every morning except Monday during the versity year and Summer Session. Member of the Assodated Press the Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the for republication of all news dispatches credited to r not otherwise credited in this newspaper. All ts ofrepublication of all other matters herein also rved. itered at the Post Office at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as nd class mail matter. ibscriptions during regular school year by carrier, by mail, $4.50. REPRESENTED FOR NATTONAL. ADVERisSING BY National Advertising Service, Inc. College Publishers Representative 420 MADIsoN AVE.' NEW YORK, N. Y. CHICAGO ' BOSTON * Los ANGELES - SAN FRANCISCO mber, Associated Collegiate Press, 1939-40 Editorial Petersen ;t Maraniss, M. Swinton n L. Linder an A. Schorr . . is Flanagan N. Canavan Vicary . Fineberg . . . Staff Managing Editor Editorial Director .d City Editor . Associate Editor Associate Editor . Associate Editor *Associate Editor . Women's Editor . Sports Editor BusinessStaff ess Manager Business Mgr., Credit Manager n's Business Manager. e's Advertising Manager cations Manager'. Paul R. Park Ganson P. Taggart Zenovia Skoratko * Jane Mowers *Harriet S. Levy NIGHT EDITOR: HERVIE HAUFLER The editorials published in The Michigan Daily are written by members of The Daily staff and represent the views' of the writers only.. Men And The Alpha Phis... A FTER more than a week of inspired publicity for and against the alleged statements of the Alpha Phis concerning the rel- ative merits of men of Michigan and Yale, it is about" time to look into the sorority gal's side of the matter. As written in The Daily article, the girls were quoted as having been deprecatory to no small degree about the male element of the campus. True or not, there is no doubt that such a statement, closely aligned as- it is, with the age old battle of the sexes, is wonderful copy. With- out a moment's hesitation all the men on campus either write scorching letters to the editors or think they ought to. Immediately following this action, the women step in, defending their own. It never fails, nor has it failed this time. The situation is reminiscent of the remark made by H. C. L. Jackson, Detroit News column- ist, concerning a sure fire method of arousing interest in a new column. All that is necessary according to Jackson, .is to insert boldly in the first copy of said column a statement to the ef- fect that no rat could ever carry an egg up a flight of stairs. That is all that's necessary. Let- ters will pour in for months, and the writer's cares are over. The only trouble with publicity of this nature is that the subject of the argument is usually the unwilling goat. In the case of the rat it is quite possibly doesn't make much difference. But in the case of the Alpha Phis, it does, particularly when the general consensus of opinion at that house was that none of the abusive criticisms were ever made, at least in the form in which they appeared. And being personable girls, most of whom will be on the campus for a few years, it seems unlikely that they would so jeopardize their social life for ten inches on the front page. A possibility, of course, is of one or two mem- bers of the group making several untowardly remarks, and these being taken up as the attitude* of the whole. In any event some consideration should be given to the Phis and the fact that all the sound and fury might not be laid directly at their door. -Robert Bogle Appeal For Freedom "The central issue the University confronts is how adequately to offer its students the chance they deserve. It will not be easy. It means more freedom-for teacher and student alike. It means more leisure for thought, more oppor- tunity for research. It means the recognition on the part of the community that, as Edmund Burke once said, the temple of truth should be erected upon an eminence. "If the citizens . . . want their students to get from the University all that is in it to give, they must be prepared to recognize that the road to intellectual achievement lies through the high road of freedom. They must be ready for experi- ment in ideas. They must recognize that a new world is being created before our eyes, and that we cannot map its frontiers without' the risk of a voyage of exploration. They must be willing for the economist and political'scientist to do in the realm of idaswhat TLewii s and . lr di DRAMA' By JAMES E. GREEN LESS than three years ago a sizeable portion of the student body and faculty traveled into Detroit to the Cass Theatre to see Maurice Evans in Richard II and as Falstaff in Henry IV. Evans was not an unknown before that but his brilliant performance in the first of those two plays, Richard H, convinced most of those who saw him that they were viewing the beginning of a great career as a Shakespearean actor. Next wee Evans will again be at the Cass, but this time he comes in the play that is the final test and the crowning glory for all Shakespeareans, Hamlet. .We can't pretend that certain rumors haven't filtered through from Broadway as to the calibre of his performance but it would be equally useless to pretend that most of us are not excited and expectant. It would be unjust to say that the acting of Hamlet rescues it from the hands of the scholars. That would be to presume that it needs such succor. Textual and interpretative criticism may often seem to lack perspective, may often seem to be piddling stuff when compared with the po- etry and the profundity of the whole, but too often we forget how great a part that scholar- ship has played in establishing that whole as we know it today. It is, however, of no particular value to have in mind all of the interpretations that have been put upon Hamlet's character. We can't forget that Hamlet was written to be acted, and with the actor lies the interpretation of ,the prince that we shall see upon the stage. For the scholar, it is true, there will be a double interest, but the peculiar fascination that the character of Hamlet has worked upon the mind of the western world for the past century and a half has become so much a part of our intellec- tual equipment that all of us inevitably bring to the play a premonition of greatness to come. All of this may be considered a kind of cautionary statement. Part of Shakespeare, the great poet, appears upon the printed page but there is nothing more than an academic appreciation of Shakespeare, the playwright. It is into the theatre that Shakespeare is continually forcing us and we can all go without a Variorum edition and a flash- light. It is interesting to note that the advance no- tices advertise this uncut version of the play as "the Hamlet that Shakespeare really wrote". This I suppose is to distinguish it from the nu- merous acting versions that have been the stock of most Shakepearian companies for several dec- ades. But the Hamlet that will be presented upon the stage at the Cass is a Hamlet that Shakes- peare never saw. There are really three impor- tant texts of Hamlet extant, the First or "Bad" Quarto, the Second or "Good" Quarto and the First Folio. The First Quarto was probably a pirated edition of Hamlet as Shakespeare first conceived it; the Second Quarto, which appeared a few years later, is accepted as substantially Shakespeare's final thought. It was almost twice as long as the first version but the first did con- tain some lines that had disappeared from the second. The First Folio does not differ greatly from the Second Quarto. The version that ap- pears in most editions today and the one Evans is acting is a composite of the first two with some additions from the Folio. Evans, like the ed- itors, seems to consider that every thing Shakes- peare wrote is worth reproducing. It is a thought with which most of us at least partially sym- pathize. J/ feemrtloVAl Heywood Broun The other fellow's stuff is always called prop- aganda. Such opinion or factual narrative as your side puts out is useful educational material. And this is one of the gaps which must be bridged music By RICHARD BENNETT Africa is found to be a land of mysterious people not the least interesting of whom are the Ovimbundu, a tribal people of Bihe, island terri- tory of Angola, or Portuguese West Africa. Now these Ovimbundu have to their credit a set of classic proverbs, a number of highly imaginative stories and the Ochingufu. Their proverbs are succinct bits of wisdom that in taste and conno- tation suffer by comparison neither with those of Solomon nor Poor Richard. Here follows the neatest yet on record: "The lion needs no ser- vant." And its variant: "The pig has no servant, the lion needs none." Considering that it was born of the blood and torture of the Portuguese slave-trade, one need not feel that he is stretch- ing the point too much in viewing this proverb as a mild indictment of imperialism. Then there is the story of how the dog be- came the friend of man. It runs somewhat as follows: "Once upon a time a leopard intrusted a starving dog with the care of her cubs. All went well till a turtle appeared upon the scene and induced the dog to bring out one of the cubs and share it between them, saying she could show the leopard the same cub twiceover and persuade her that the whole brood was flourishing. This went on very satisfactorily for some days, the dog and turtle devouring a cub daily, and the dog producing one of the cubs for the leopard's inspection twice, three times, four times over, as the case demanded. As last only one cub was left alive, and it had to be produced eight or nine times, according to the original number of the litter. Next day there was no cub left at all, and the dog invited the leopard to walk into the den and contemplate her healthy young nursery for herself. No sooner had she entered the cave then the dog bolted for the nearest village, and rushed among the huts, crying, 'Man, man, the leopard is coming!' Since which day the dog has never left the village, but has remained the friend of man." But most interesting of all is the Ochingufu. Though first conceived by tribes deeper in the interior, the Ovimbundu should be given some credit for it, for, like the Romans, they seem to perpetrate its existence. The Ochingufu is an enormous drum, shaped like an old fashioned carpet bag, half open, except that the top is longer than the bottom. Henry Wood Nevinson goes on to describe it and its effect upon him in his book, A Modern Slavery; "It measures about four feet high by some three feet long, and is about eight inches broad at the bottom, the sides tapering as toward the mouth. The inside is hollowed out with axes, the whole being made of one solid block of wood. ' Half way along the sides, near the ' top of mouth, rough lumps of rubber are fixed, and these are thumped either with a rubber-headed drumstick or with the fist, while the second player taps the wood with a bit of stick. The result is the most overwhelming sound I ever heard. I know the war drum, and I know the glory of the drums in the Ninth Sym- phony, but I have never known an instrument that had such an effect upon the mind as that African ochingufu. To me it is intensely de- pressing. At its first throb my heart sinks into my boots. Far from being aroused to battle by such a sound, my instinct would be to hide un- der the blanket. But to the native soul it is truly inspiring. To all their great dances this is the sole accompaniment. Many a time, along the great foot-path of trade, I have seen a car- rier bringing down the drum as part of his load from some village hundreds of miles east of Bihe, and I have wondered at the demon of terror and revelry which lay enchanted in that common- looking piece of hollow wood." Now consider: if it could somehow be deter- mined that the ochingufu would always produce in civilized' man a feeling of depression and a hide-under-the-blanket reaction, then would it not be the moral imperative of our government to commence immediately adapting all its mar- tial music that is to be used for 'M' day to the ochingufu? Not only would we be enervated in- stead of stimulated to conquest, but we would tuck our blanket in under our own Atlantic and Pacific coasts and remain safe and warm. What with all those enormous trees in California we should be able to afford an ochingufu for every village and hamlet in these United States and three for the American Legion. In short, this amazing instrument evolved by the Zambesis could be tremendously useful at this time, if only every American found its effect upon himself to be the same as that on Henry Nevinson. Der Fuehrer having denied that he has designs on Belgium, Belgium proceeds to strengthen its defenses. * * * Counting noses in the United States Senate before a vote is taken is a mere proboscidiferous precaution. * * * When the embargo is lifted timorous United States Senators can ask Hitler to excuse it please. * * * Hitler should have known that the time to stop the war was before he started it. *. * * As were their former wearers, strapless eve- ning gowns are now out. -St. Louis Post-Dispatch Reich. They are carrying on the conflict be- cause England is still intent on destroying Ger- many and enslaving its citizens. The English, on the other hand, are seeking only peace and se- curity against the aggression of a dictator who has constantly reached out for additonal terri- tory in spite of pledges. And the French, like- wise, are fighting to preserve the hearth and VI fNT- o the Drew PedrsrR Robert S.Allen WASHINGTON-So far as the public can tell, the President has as- siduously kept out of the neutrality debate since his message to Congress last month. But privately he has been doing plenty of talking-partic- ularly to critical Congressman. Illustrative of the arguments he is using to win the votes badly needed to put embargo repeal through the House was his heart-to-heart cha with James F. O'Connor, white-hair- ed, earnest Montana Representative The two men are old friends and Roosevelt opened the conversation on a personal note. "I hear you are against me, Jim,' he said, "and that's kind of tough to take from an old friends like you We've usually pulled together in the past and I need your support more than ever now." "Matter of fact, Mr. President,' said O'Connor, smiling, "if you had- n't called me there, I would.be blast- ing away at your bill this very min- ute. I had a special order to speak today, but canceled it when I go your phone call." "I appreciate that, Jim," replie Roosevelt warmly. "Now tell me wha you've got against our bill. I know~ I don't have to tell you that I am just as determined to keep the coun- try out of war as you are." "I know that, Mr. President, but my chief objection to the bill is tha we would be going against an airtigh embargo policy laid down by Con- gress in 1935 and reaffairmed in 1936 and '37. To change that policy, nowv that war has broken out, seems to me unneutral. The fact that Ger- many may benefit if we don't lift the embargo is only incidental, in my opinion, and doesn't alter the situa- tion. It looks as if we are going ou of our way to crack down on one particular belligerant." Neutrality And Aggressors Roosevelt looked out of the win- dow contemplatively for a moment and then slowly replied in effect: "Jim, your argument would be plausible except that your premise is wrong. Congress had a specifc nation in mind in 1936 when it pass- ed the original neutrality act-Italy Ethiopia, the invaded nation, was toc poor to buy arms, at least on a scale with Italy., 1"You must not forget, 'Jim, tha from the very beginning of the trou- ble in Europe, we have been com- mitted irrevocably against aggressors The 1936 act was intended primaril to prevent Mussolini from getting arms. Now we are in the position of helping another aggressor, Hitler, so long as the arms embargo remains in effect." "But, Mr. President," asked O'Con- nor, "how can you reconcile repeal of the embargo with keeping this country out of war?" The President's answer to this was another question: "Jim, what do you think got us into the last war?" "As I see it, two things were re- sponsible. Entangling credit alliances and the sinking of our ships." "Very well," retorted Roosevelt. "The neutrality bill guards against the sinking of our ships by excluding them from combat areas, and the Senate has banned credits through an amendment." O'Connor admitted this, but said there still was one other question troubling him. "There is' a lot of talk going around," he said, "about Hitler coming over here if he defeats the Allies. Do you think he will?" "No, I don't," was Roosevelt's prompt answer. "But if he should win, I am firmly convinced he will try to get at us economically. He'll do his best to undermine our foreign trade, especially in South America." Just The Man Kentucky's new Senator "Happy" Chandler has been a great boon to Jack Garner. For months the Vice President has been trying to get a Senator to fill a vacancy on the special phosphates investigating committee. The other day, encountering Chandler, Garner inquired innocently, "What do you know about phosphates?" "Nothing," grinned "Happy". "Swell! You're just the man for the phosphates committee. I'll ap- point you." Note--One of the first things Chandler did upon arriving in Wash- ington was to call on Secretary Woodring and recommend Major Joseph Kelly of the Kentucky Na- tional Guard for Chief of the Militia Bureau, with the rank of Major Gen- eral. Nothing is too good for "Hap- py's" friends. Dr. Udo Aile To Address Acadeny In Philadelphia I- T.- T 'r',- -mP 4.. . . , t (Continued from Page 3) coordination with the religious com- mittee. German Table for Faculty Members: The regular luncheon meeting will be held Monday, Oct. 30, at 12:10 p.m. in the Founders' Room of the Michi- gan Union. All faculty members in- terested in speaking German are cor- dially invited. There will be a brief informal talk by'Prof. Hanns Pick on, "Die politische Lage der Schweize." Physical 'Education for Women: Registration for the indoor season in t physical education will be held in - Barbour Gymnasium at the following - hours: Friday, November 3-8:30 to 12:00 1 a.m. and 1:00 to 5:00 p.m. Saturday, November 4-8:30 to 12:00 a.m. * Botanical Seminar will meet Wed- nesday, November 1, at 4:30 p.m. in room 1139, N.S. Bldg. A paper will be given by Wm. Randolph Taylor: "The Allan Hancock Expedition of 1939 to Central America and the southern Caribbean." Biological Chemistry Seminar: The t seminar in Biological Chemistry will meet in Room 319 West Medical Building, at 7 p.m., Tuesday, October t 31. The subject to be discussed is "Ascorbic Acid: Determination-Bio- logical Synthesis and Excretion--Hu- - man Requirement." All interested are invited to atten-d. t Electrical Engineers: The second meeting of the local branch of - A.I.E.E. will be Tuesday, October 31, at 7:30 p.m. in the Union. Mr. George Opp of the Detroit Edison Company will be the speaker. His topic will be "The Safety Engineer". This meeting has many promises since the subject of safety Engineering, to - our knowledge, is a brand new topic. Physics Colloquium: Prof. George E. Uhlenbeck will speak on "Proper- ties of Gases at Low Temperatures at the Physics Colloquium on Mon- day afternoon, Oct. 30, at 4:15 p.m in Room 1041 E. Physics Bldg. Zoology Seminar: Mr. Alfred Perl- mutter will report on "Variation of American North Atlantic Marine Fishes Correlated with the Environ- ment" on Thursday, November 2, at 7:30 p.m. in the Amphitheater of the Rackham Bldg. 1940 graduates in Mechanical, Elec- trical, Chemical, Industrial Engineer- ing, and Chemistry: Mr. Atkinson of the Procter and . Gamble Company will be in Room 7348 West Engineering Building -at 7 o'clock Monday evening, Oct. 30, for the purpose of outlining oppor- tunities for college graduates. Pre- liminary forms will be filled out at that time. It is requested that as many seniors and graduate students as find it possible attend this group meeting. The Bibliophile Section of the Fac- ulty Women's Club will meet with Mrs. Carl E. Burkland, 1561 Marl- boro, Tuesday, October 31, at 2:30 p.m. The Interior Decoration Section of the Faculty Women's Club will open its season next Thursday, November 2, with a "get-acquainted" party. This event will be the only informal meeting of the group which is con- ducted as a lecture course. This open- ing meeting is scheduled for 3:00 p.m. in the Michigan League. All members and faculty women inter- ested in joining the group are wel- come to attend. Michigan Dames: The Bridge group will meet at the League on Wednesday, Nov. 1, at eight o'clock. The room will be posted on the bulle- tin board. All Dames wh play bridge or want to learn are welcome. Michigan .Dames: .Homemaking group meets Tuesday, Oct. 31, at eight o'clock at the home of Mrs. S. T. Dana, 2031 Hill Street. Women's Research Club: The reg- ular November meeting will be held on Monday, October 30, at 7:30 p.m. in the West Lecture Room of the Rackham Building. The speaker will be Dr. Martha G. Colby and her sub- ject will be "The Development of Abstraction Processes and their Re- lation to Human Intelligence." Michigan Dames: Click and Stitch group will have its first meeting in the League, Nov. 2, at eight o'clock. Bring the handwork you are now doing along with direction books. A general outline of the year's work will be organized and assignment of interests made. Churches Disciples Guild, (Church of Christ): 10:45 a.m., Morning Worship, Rev. 11 a.m. Morning Prayer and Sermon by The Rt. Rev. Lewis B. Whitte- more, Bishop of the Diocese of Wes- tern Michigan, and Junior Church; 11 a.m. Kindergarten, Harris Hall; 7 p.m. Student Meeting, Harris Hall. Speaker, Bishop Whittemore. Topic, "Ten Ancient Rules for Living," third in series on Foundations of our Reli- gion. Ypsilanti Y.P.F., guests. The eight o'clock Communion Sunday morning is a corporate Communion and breakfast for students from Grand Rapids. First Methodist Church: Morning worship at 10:40 a.m. Dr. C. W. Bra- shares will preach on "Wrestlers With the World." Stalker Hall: Student Class at 9:45 a.m. Sunday. Mr. Lawrence Vrede- voogd will lead the discussion. Wes- leyan Guild Meeting at 6 p.m. at the Church. A group from the Drama Club will present "The Whistle Blows" for the program. Fellowship hour and supper following the meeting. Trinity Lutheran Church, Wil- liams and Fifth, will hold its worship services at 10:30 on Srday morn- ing. Rev. H. O. Yoder will deliver the sermon. Zion Lutheran Church, Washington and Fifth Streets, will hold its wor- ship services at 10:30 a.m. Rev. Stell- horn will deliver the sermon. First Congregational Church, State and WilliamrStreets, Dr. Leonard A. Parr, Minister. 10:45 a.m. Public worship. Dr. Parr will preach on "Mud Slingers and Stone Throwers." 6 p.m. The Student Fellowship will meet at the church for supper. 7 p.m. Prof. Howard Y. McClusky will address the group on "Making Friends on the Campus." Student Evangelical Chapel: Any- one interested in evangelical Chris- tianity is cordially invited to attend the Sunday worship services conduct- ed by Dr. G. Goris, of Grand Rapids. in the Michigan League. (See League Bulletin Board for the assigned room). At the 10:30 a.m. service Dr. Goris will speak on "A Friend of Deity." The topic of the sermon for the 7:30 p.m. service will be "Wholesome Traditionalism." On Fridays at 8 this group spon- sors a program of social and recrea- tional activities in the Fireside Room at Lane Hall. Church ob Jesus Christ of 'Latter Day Saints, Sunday school and dis- i cussion groups 9:30 a.m. in the Chapel * of the Women's League. First Church of Christ, Scientist, 409 S. Division St. Sunday morning service at 10:30. Subject: "Everlasting Punishment." Sunday school at 11:45 a.m. First Presbyterian Church, 1432 Washtenaw Ave. 10:45 a.m., Religious Convictions, "Why We Misbehave as Humans" will be the subject of Dr. W. P. Lemon's sermon at the Morning Worship Serv- ice. 5:30 p.m., The Westminster Guild, student group, will meet for a sup- per and fellowship hour. Dr O. S.. Yoder, superintendent of the Ypsi- lanti State Hospital, will speak on "Religion and Mental Health." First Baptist Church, 512 E. Huron. Rev. C. H. Loucks, Minister. Sunday Services. 9:30nGraduate Bible Class. Prof. Leroy Waterman, teacher. 10:45, Morning Worship. Sermon topic, "God's Confessional." 12 noon, Student Round Table. Discussion topic, "What About Pray- er?" 6:15, Roger Williams Guild in the Guild House, 503 E. Huron. Freshmen members have charge of the program. Ann Arbor Friends (Quakers) Si- lent meeting for worship at 5 p.m. at the Michigan League. At 6 p.m. a group will give informal reports of their impressions of the recent meet- ing of the American Friends Service Committee Meeting in Indianapolis. Supper in Russian Tea Room at 7 p.m. All interested are welcome. Unitarian Church, State and Hu- ron Sts. 11 a.m. Mr. Marley will speak on "The Poet's Measure of Things." 8 p.m. Informal Party and Dance. Music by McKay Orchestra. Hillel Foundation: Reform services will be held at the Foundation at 11:00 a.m. In the absence of Dr. Isaac Rabinowitz, Mr. Kenneth Mor- gan, director of the Student Religious Association, will occupy the pulpit and deliver the sermon, entitled "End and Means". St. Mary's Catholic Chapel: 503 E. Williams. Sunday Mass: 8:00, 10:00 and 11:30; Daily Mass, 7:00. DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN ~ J before there can be a world of peace and security. In the ancient anecdote an Englishman remarked, 'The French are very curious. You know they call ham "jambon." "But", his friend protested, "you know a Frenchman might say that we English were peculiar in calling jambon ham." "Don't be silly," replied the first and 'duller of the two Englishmen; "you know as well as I do that it really is ham." If there were a universal language interna- tional understanding might be easier, but none of the artificial creations, such as Esperanto, seems to have made much progress, and no na- tion will surrender its own tongue save at the point of the sword. Nevertheless, it is now pos- sible for a very considerable number of persons in many lands to hear the voice of the neutral by means of radio. Against that is the fact that in totalitarian lands any messages from the out- side world are promptly made contraband and shut out. * * * Several months ago Irving Caesar, the song writer, advanced a plan for freedom of the air under which all nations would grant the right of other countries, at least for a limited extent, to unimpeded access for official pleas by radio. Thus, before hostilities, it would be possible for a spokesman in England to talk directly to the German people and vice-versa. As a matter of fact, I am under the impression that the voice