They really should have stayed home and studied. They should have prepared their next week's assignments. They should have had their eight hours sleep. They should have written that letter home telling about school and asking for money, instead of wiring for it at the last minute with none of the preferred build-up. But did they? NO! So here we are, pounding away, tliinking up trite sayings, quips of all kinds-and why? Because they went to the Union, they went to the League, they coked, they walked, they moiied,'and there you are. Fr'instance-at the Union Friday night were among r many, Carrine Dolman and Dick Bell, Jean Pheniger and Harold Bruner, Jim Tobin and Do Gilliam. The cider and doughnuts "on the house" caused a mild '9stampede in which Kris Lee and Carl Culver were not exactly on the losing end. Practically lost in the shuffle were Bill Caruthers and Katherine Morse, Charles Can- field and Jeanne Maddy, and Marg Hubbard and Chase Sandersen. A certain member of Bill Sawyer's band made even those smothie freshmen chortle with glee, well, we think it was glee, as he crooned under a green frosh hat "If I Only Had A Brain." How that strikes home. Or have you noticed? They Do A Lot Of Dancing! "Jumpin' Jive" claimed the attention of all too many, not mentioning any names. Non-committal observers were Bob O'Brien and Pat Saxton, Bill Mahlman and Ruth Ausberger and Carolyn Denfield and Fred Culver. What did we tell you? People, people (and students) everywhere. Oh well, to continue. To say the League was a busy place that same Friday night would be putting it mildly; yes, mildly. Jerry Fink and Kay Dye, Ken Heininger and Shirley Todt, Lee Chrisman and Vievia Hoelscher will vouch for us. And the new dance floor was a big success. Just ask Pat Mac Farland and Johnnie Shaney, or Harry Hillaker and Ruth Kinsey, or if you still persist, we refer you to Jack Cooney and Margaret McQuillan, and Barbara Zapp and Bill Wallace. Then came Saturday, the most sought-after day of the week, or is it? Anyway, whatever way you look at it, there were lots of people around, innumerable, to be precise. ss We will start this time with the movie. Many, many men (and one or two women) were storming the portals of a certain theatre (advertising forbid- den) all too eager to laugh at the idiosynd'racies of the opposite sex. Sometime, we hope, they may make a movie-but we're getting off the subject. Back to the Union. Ed Glan and Marjorie Mc- Coy, Jack Statts and Isabel Ross, Andy Pauinich and Mildred Curtis were there, ding, laughing, ap- plauding, and, well, just generally approving. Also answering the roll-call (changing our style a bit) were Woodrow Rankin and Pat Walpole, Phil Van Nordstrand and lean Brown and Jim George and Betty Coward. Pat Loughead and Jack Odell, Tom Armstrong and Lois Sharbach, Bob Wheaton and Ruth Fitzpatrick, Ted Omber and Adele Bartholomew, War- ren King and Phemia Haymans, and Al Pfaller, and Dorothy Robinson were all a part of the Sigma Phi Epsilon delegation. Nancy Surgenor and Les Goda, Dotty Boyer and Bud Whitely, and you an you and you were there, which just about sums it up. Are You Good At Riddles? Again the League was crowded, no favoritism shown at all between the men and the women's respective ballrooms. Helen Weissman and Leonard Rosenman, Berta Lette, and Jack Gelder, Pat Young and Howard Egert were attempting, in a way, to solve the various riddles which adorned the walls of said ballroom. Harriet Vicary and Larry Rinek admitted their defeat in guessing where the columns in the art school gardens come from. Say, where do they come from! Give up? From a bank building torn down some time ago. Heh, heh. Margot Thom and Tom Harmon, Marian Price and Roman Burnor, Sue Flanngam and Harry Clarke, not to mention us, were at the movies Sunday. Well, that ends the weekend, so now let us delve back further into the week and see how we students occupied ourselves in between casses, cok- ink, etc. Sensations of the week were the freshman mixers. "Men stay in line, women move up 35 places," upon which all moved up the said 35 places and found themselves with the same persons they started with-which explains pretty well that circle two-steps and square dances do when mixed together. But Selenah Stroh, Olga Gruhzit, Bob Crane (ad- viser), Nancy Worrell, Pat Young, Betty Baer, Mary Louise Porter and many other freshmen (and advisers) claim it was very much fun and why don't we have more. Among others present were Millie Radford, who did a neat square dance, Jack Grady, who swung his "laady" with dexterity, and Jim Duthie, who was an ardent cham- pion of mixers, but yea. Advisers chatting with advisers were Pattie- Mathews, Dodie Nichols, Jane Els- path, Claire Ford and Sally Redner. YDC A Freshmen meeting freshmen were Gladys Burdick, Carol Lewis, David Anslin, Jeanne Morris and Dick Stern. SEEN ON THE CAMPUS: Sue Pot- ter and Harriet Thom, staid and dig- nified seniors, being very vexed about completing those deferred hours of athletics. Morgan Attends Meeting Robert 0. Morgan, assistant secre- tary of the Alumni Association, at- ended an organizational meeting of he University of Michigan Club of Port Huron last night. Plans for the Over the Parrot-338 So. State year were discussed. UNIVERSITY ORCHESTRA SERVICE Call us for the best U of M. bands Also Nationally-known Orchestras HERM SOLOMONSON HAL CARTER 206 Nichols Arcade Dial 3937 I Betty Stout, '41, and Barbara John- son, '40, were named as the two new Assembly social chairman by As- sembly Council yesterday, Mary Frances Reek, '40, Assembly presi- dent announced. Miss Stout and Miss Johnson will work with Panhellenic, Congress and Interfraternity Council on all-cam- pus tea dances, Sunday night League suppers, exchange dinners and all other social activities which these groups sponsor together. These two positions were created this year because of a lack which was felt by the Council in dealing with the other orgaiaizations. But this year the Assembly Council feels that two more positions could be suitably added. Petitioning for the Assembly So- cial Committee by all independent women who are interested in assist- ing with the social activities will open tomorrow and continue through Thursday, Oct. 5 at 5 p.m. in the Undergraduate office of the League. Work will begin right after positions are announced. Eligibility cards must be obtained before women can participate, Miss Reek stated. Social Committee Meets At League Women who wish to work on the social committee of the League for the coming year are urged to attend tee O D MORRILL 314 S. Stote St. (opposite Kresge's) CiMi-n 19(1Q nt n dd1 S