THE MICHIGAN sler's Scouts Report Michigan State Played Under INTRAMURAL SPORTS NC _., ,. }_ l :I IN THIS CORNER By Mel Fineberg rngs We Knew .. . he postman rang twice today and us this: sear Corner, see by the papers that you as yet e not gone to work on the world es, same of which will be played Wednesday and continuing for d ays. There is only one way in Bch I can interpret this apparent of Iinterest in what has been re- ed to as the classic and that is to eve that you do nothconsider it of ficient interest to bother yourself Wayne Contest Fails To Show Michgaf's Mighty Mite While it is possible that the advent of the Michigan-Michi- gan State football game has monopolized your attention, I, and some others too, feel that the forementioned four games are worthy of not a few inches of space. So I write this little letter to remind you of a few of the salient facts. (ed. note: it is re- markable how, since the war, military words have found their way into everyday speech. Salient is an example. But on with our stool pidgeon). There can be little doubt about the Ltcome of these four games. Even Brooklyn had entered the world ries stadium by the wrong gate they uld have serious doubts about their )ilty to whip the Yankees. How n infantile Cincinnati, lacking rrything but a waterboy, hope to rvive against New York? Some- ie in the Civil War once said that var is hell." (There's that war ;#in). Well, those "damn Yankees" 'e at it again and if we stretch our riagination as well as our topo- aphy, the Southern Cincinnatians e going to realize the universality Sherman's truism (Ed. note; unds redundant). Spartan Power Coaches Munn, Martineau And Oosterbaan Detect Only SevenPlays Michigan will meet an entirely dif- ferent Michigan State eleven than the one that barely managed to walk off with 'a 16-0 victory over Wayne last Saturday. According to the Wolverine scout- ing corps of Coaches Munn, Marti- neau and Oosterbaan, the Spartan team was definitely "under the wraps" in its initial performance with the Tartars. Used But Seven Plays "They used but seven different plays all afternoon," Martineau pointed out, "and they tossed only four short passes. Why, they could have marched through Wayne any time they pleased, if they had only opened up their attack." Munn claims that the Spartans have one of the heaviest and biggest teams in the business today. "Don't be at all surprised, when you. see eleven giants take the field Satur day. They're really tremendous from end to end." Looked For Breather According to the Wolverine coaches the Spartans seemed to have over- looked the Wayne affair in prepar- ing for Michigan. As Munn put it, "They were looking for a breather, and found an inspired and improved Tartar squad." The Bachman squad would have had an easy time of it at that if it weren't for some tough breaks and the destructable habit of dropping the ball at the funniest times. Ten fumbles didn't do much good in im- proving their showing and mounting their score. At any 'rate, Coach Crisler sent his team through a brisk signal drill in his daily practice session at Ferry Field yesterday. The passing attack was especially stressed with Harmon, Kromer and Strong doing most of the tossing. Ed Osler Tops Golf Qualifiers His 152 Is Lowest Score I In TruebloodTourney A field of 49 golfers competed in the 36-hole medal qualifying round 'completed Sunday afternoon at thei University Golf Course. The low 161 scorers gained places in the match play rounds to determine this year's winner of the Trueblood Trophy, em- blematic of golfing supremacy among non-varsity players. Individual scoring honors went to Ed Osler, '41E., who paced the field with a 36-hole total of 152. Low 18- hole score was turned in by young Ben Smith, freshman golfer from Ft. Meyers, Fla., who toured the second 18-holes in 75 strokes. The draw for the individual matches follows: Osler vs. Drake, Clark vs. Gwinn, Lamb vs. Katzmeyer, Franklin vs. Prescott, Ferries vs. Barr, B. Smith vs. O'Dell; C. James vs. Si- monds and Boass vs. D. James. All 18-hole first round matches must be played on or before Oct. 5. The final match, a 36-hole tussle, is to be completed by Oct. 15. Sch wcrtzkopf Finally Returns From European Track Travels' By HERM EPSTEIN same night, and after checking in at please report to senior manager After being stranded in France for a hotel, ran in a park with their the student office. five weeks on account of the Euro-I clothes on for 20 minutes. Then they Robert Luery pean War, Michigan's track captain, went back to the hotel, changed to Ralph Schwarzkopf finally came back sweat clothes, and threw the hotel to the United States on the liner Man- into a frenzy .by racing up and down MAN WANTED hattan last Saturday. the corridors for a similar length of Studetaeord esfNshCu im. torn Tailored Clothes. Fine lin Last June he pushed Gregory Rice 1i~ of heta awnti *Domesi and Importe abri 1 atJn epse rgr ietm'o oetcadipre arcof Notre Dame to a new collegiate CiOf the war, the team saw nothing, in every wanted weave, pattern an color shade. Large selection c two-mile record in the National Col- but were "plenty scared" one night highly attractive goods authe2 legiates, won the Big Ten-Pacific while, at Cannes when an air raid tically' styled to your customer Coast meet, came in second to Rice warning arose in the night. The siren choice. No investment. Coiplet sample equipment including fu~ again at the National AAU's, and was "twice as loud as the one on the measuring instructions. No expe when Rice turned down a bid to go to Michigan powerhouse, and 10 times ience necessary. Company guara2 Er"S ford'slydeJeffr tees customer's satisfaction in tl Europe with the American team, as weird. Stanrs C e ere fit, of his clothes. Excellent con Schwarzkopf accepted the bid, and yelled, "To the beach men!" and the mission and bonus arrangemen sailed on July 26, together with last natives never saw anyone run any Local branch offices in big citie year's Wolverine leader, Bill Watson. faster than the American boys ran Writ flly. The A. Nash Coa, Oh Records Questionable that block to the beach that night..______Em__tree,_Cincinati,_Oh He wasn't sure just what he did in an athletic way in Europe except that he was a member of the world- record-breaking two-mile relay team S h opp firs't a t W A G N E R'S which set its mark in Paris on Aug. -_ 19. Told that he was. supposed to have set one or two records in France, where he won his event in all three of the meets held there, Ralph re- plied, "Maybe I did, but when they announced the results, I didn't know what the announcer was talking ,All those interested and e] persons of the junior and s more classes, and second ser freshmen wishing to try 01 Intramural managerial pos; Milo Sukup, short-and-stocky senior from Muskegon, won't be carrying the ball Saturday when Michigan opens the 1939 football season against the Michigan State Spartans, but he'll be counted upon to do plenty of interference work from his running guard position. Future Wolverine Grid Rivals' Compiled.750 Mark Saturday Let us examine facts. (Ed. note: e are helpless to stop this). The mnkees are superior defensively. ahlgren, Gordon, Crosetti and Rolfe e the best knit (Ed. note: sissies, ?) ,infield in baseball. McCormick, 'ey, Meyers and Werber are all right it they don't cover the ground nor e they as steady as their opponents. DiMaggio, the Yanks have prob- )ly the best centerfielder in base- ll (Tris Speaker and Barney Mc- oskey notwithstanding). And no ie has ever called Keller and Selkirk eces of limburger cheese in roam- g what sports writers- so fondly call e outer gardens. Craft, Goodman id Berger can't compare with them. >mbardi of course isn't mentioned . the sampe breath (unless' mouth- ash is used) with Dickey. In hitting comes the pay off. DiMag got .38 1, Keller .332, Sel- kirk .310, Rolfe .330, Dickey .301, Gordon .281. What has Cincin- nati got to match that? (Ed. note: hey, what became of Cro- setti and Dahlgren, both in the low .230's?) McCormick was their best man with .334, Goodman had .320 and the rest were all below the .300 mark. No comparison. I guess this will let you in on a few f the inside facts about this coming ries. Hope you can see one of the our games. Yours informatively, An Old Grad. Dear Old Grad: Thanks for letting us in on the inside. If you get there, find out about the pitching. This Corner. Touch Footbal Starts Oct. 12 West Quadrangle Is Added To Independent League Inaugurating the fall schedule of athletic activity for independent men at the Intramural building, touch football is due to get under way Oct. 12. The usual divisions composed of in- dependent teams will be supplement- ed this year by the participation of the new West Quadrangle dormitories, which will be divided into two leagues of four teams each. Bill Riordan of the Intramural Sports Department has been appointed to act in a super- visory capacity to the residence hall athletic competitipn. As thepro ram is intended solely for independents, dormitory men who have pledged fraternities will be restricted from participation. All independent groups are en- couraged by the I-M department to enter teams in the touch football competition. In order to be officially enrolled in the program it is neces- sary for the athletic' manager of the group merely to signify to the I-M de- partment its desire to compete. All prospective entrants are urged to make known their intentions as soon as possible By DON WIRTCHAFTER I One hundred nineteen to six.. that was the total that five of Michi- gan's future opponents this seasonE rolled up last Saturday in their 1939Q debuts, but even with that 113-point advantage the Wolverine rivals only managed to march off with a .750 bat-; ting -average. For although Minnesota swamped Arizona, 62-0, Iowa trounced South Dakota, 41-0, and Michigan State finally managed'to down Wayne 16-0, Chicago dropped their opener to Be- loit, 6-0, and - Illinois could do no better than battle to a scoreless tie with Bradley../ Gophers Look Powerful Of the five -teams, the 'Golden Gophers turned in the best perfor- State Loses Ailing, But Kinek Returns EAST LANSING, Mich., Oct. 2.- (P--Spirits rose in the Michigan State College football camp today as Mike Kinek, ace right end, returned to the squad recovered from infuries and fit for duty in Saturday's big game of the season with Michigan. While football fans celebrated Kin- ek's return, they learned that Ronald Alling, who had been considered the No. 1 center, would be out of the lineup for possibly three weeks be- cause of injuries inflicted in the Wayne game. State worked out tonight in the privacy of the Stadium developing new plays that were not displayed last week, and polishing the old ones.I mance as they completely massacred the Wildcats of the west. Bernie Bierman's squad, usually relying on sheer force to down their opponents, also uncovered a strong passing at- tack. Ed Anderson, the new Iowa coach, surprised everyone including him- self when the Hawkeyes chalked up 41 points against South Dakota in their debut at Iowa City. State Fails To Impress The Spartans from East Lansing didn't lool like world-beaters last Saturday against Wayne, but Coach Charlie Bachman practically put the London fog over his squad to keep any strategy from leaking out that he might be of use to future opponents.' While the Tartars fought on even terms with State for three-quarters of the game, the Spartans failed to. really open up at any time. Although they might lack a potent offense, they undoubtedly will put on a better show in Ann Arbor next week. Ten Spar- tan fumbles kept the Backman forces in hot-water all during the Wayne struggle. Chicago Is Vanquished Well, John Davenport, the sprint- ing Maroon halfback didn't look like another Berwanger against Beloit and thus Chicago is probably worse off this year than ever. This is one team that will offer little resistance to the Wolverine attack. While Coach Zuppke's crew only ma nged to gai na tie in their opener, you an't really tell how strong they will be against Michigan. Bradley Tech is an up-and-coming squad, and the Illinois bunch usually doesn't get I into stride till midseason anyway. about, let alone find out 'if there were any new records!" In England and Scotland Schwarz- kopfe came up against Taisto Makei, the great Finn distance ace, who holds all the world records from two miles up, so he couldn't break into the win column. Makei who like all Finn distance men, is relatively old- 28, was very helpful, giving Ralph all kinds of advice on how to run his event. 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