DAY, MAY 30, 1940 THE MICHIGAN DAILY __ don wirtehafter's DAILY DOUBLE EDITOR'S NOTE: This is the Daily Double's first annual Ladies' Day, and for this great occasion we have imported a tiny, vivacious bit of femininity from the desk across the way, Since she's women's editor. thcy call her Osser the Bosser over there, or sometimes the Wizard of Osser. She comes from Munising, and is silly enough to brag about it. Here is a woman's slant on sports, or so says Esther Osser. That FeminiIe Touch. . "Papoose-mouth" Wirtchafter wanted me to mention at the outset that all opinions expressed herein are the writer's own and that The Daily assumes no responsibility for them. That was after I told him I was going to predict next year's football scores. All I can say in defense is that his accusations to the effect that "fools rush in where angels fear to tread" are entirely unfounded and have no basis in fact. Don's no angel. Besides, who better than a woman is qualified to dope out a form sheet-outside of George Petty. Anyhow, the measurements for the 1941 parade of pigskin cuties, ac- cording to a creepy clairvoyant I know, ought to run something like this: University of California: To be played September 28 at Berkeley. This team is Michigan's answer to Chicago's decision to keep their round-table conferences down to a minimum. Not much of an answer, as retorts go, but at least we ought to be able to get a reply from THEM. General appearance and possibilities: obvious. They come from the state where men have more to look up at every day, you know. On the gridiron, we'll pick the Wolverines though. Michigan State College: The Spartans will probably have their usual crowd of agriculturists out to give us a harrowing day October 5. Duane Crosthwaite, who scored MSC's second touchdown last year, looks good for another season. Due to the addition of this year's freshman line, supposed to be the best in recent history, Charley Bachman's buoys will probably be 20 to 25 percent stronger this year than they were last. Arm strength? Ask Marion Phillips. We'll take Michigan. Harvard University: Coach Herbert O. Crisler and entourage will make a one-night stand at Cambridge October 12. "Night," because the Crimson's stadium ought to be steeped in plenty of gloom by the time the Men of Michigan give out their "all," and despite the fact that Harvard's almost exclusively sophomore team has had plenty of exper- ience the past year-on the football field, of course-and will be aided and backed up by this year's reputedly hefty freshman team, Head- work? Well, we like their crew haircuts. University of Illinois: Bob Zuppke's blitzkrieging battalions are sche- duled to invade the enemy territory October 19, with Ralph Ehni in the advance guard. Unless the Illini pull some of that Fifth Column stuff again (sleepers and off-play signals) the Wolverines should be able to make up for last year's humiliating humble. Punting ability? We've got a river here, too. University of Pennsylvania: Coach George Munger's "Quakers" expect to leave their dent on Ann Arbor society October 29, with Cap'n if he's not they showed poor choice) Frankie Reagan expected to co- dominate the field of attention. The Hoosier Hammer is expected to be the other dominator. Both boys (just call me granunaw) excel in every department as will'be recalled in the Penn game last year, where Har- mon made the most sensational run of his brilliant career. Ta da! Handicaps? With a tag like "Quakers" what team would want to live up to its reputation? November 2. Open date. To whom it may concern: The Michigan football team will be "at home" from 2 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. at their Stadium Boulevard residence. Any takers will be welcome. Outlook: Uncertain. University of Minnesota: Michigan travels to Minneapolis Novem- ber 9 to meet the first installment of their bad news schedule-the other two chapters of which are located at Evanston and Columbus, respectively. The Golden Gophers have been juggling that brown mug long enough. With Van Every out of the picture maybe Miehigan's lines will show up better. Backfield? WAY back, we hope. Nine To Wind Up 1940 Campaign At State Six Wolverine 0 H Seniors Finish Careers Today Barry To Try For First Victory Over Spartans;i Monroe Faces Varsity (Continued from Page 1) football season ahead of him, mayf end his baseball career on the bench. A sprained wrist that has kept the big outfielder shelved since the Pur- due series promises to keep Evie out of action again this afternoon. Soph- omore Don Holman will take Eva-j shevski's place in right field.f The 1940 campaign has been none too successful for the Wolverines. To date the Varsity's record reads nine Pink, Ruel1e Sign< With Amateurs Capt. Charlie Pink and George Ruehle have signed to play for De- troit sandlot teams this summer,t the Wolverine stars announcedt yesterday.f Pink will perform for Altes La- ger, national amateur title-hold- ers, while Ruehle holds a contractf to play for Sam's defending Class B champions of the Detroit ama-1 teur Baseball Federation. Drivers Seek lIndianapolis Speed Record INDIANAPOLIS, May 29.-(A")--A bomb will burst at 10 a.m. (CST) to- morrow-weather permitting-and 33 or perhaps only 32 stiff-helmeted race drivers will roar off, before some 125,000 spectators, in a gruelling four-hour test of men and motors -the twenty-eighth annual 500-mile race. The stake in the Memorial Day marathon over Indianapolis' two-' and-a-half-mile brick and asphalt speedway will be $100,000 in prize money, to be divided among the con- testants. The winner will draw down from $25,000 to $35,000, depend- ing on the number of laps he leads. Doubt over the number of starters grew out of the breakdown yesterday of an Italian-built Maserati to have been driven by Rene Lebegue, French soldier on leave. Two former winners will be in the race. They are Wilbur Shaw of In- dianapolis, seeking to tie Louis Meyer of Huntington Park, Calif., as a three- time victor, and Kelly Petillo of Los Angeles. Shaw will drive another Maserati, the same car in which he won last year. He also was first in 1937. Petil- lo won in 1935. On the inside in the front row will be Rex Mays of Glendale, Calif., who qualified the first day at 127.850 miles an hour, best speed of all. Admirals Win Scond. Place Softball Ttle Swimming (Ju Annexes Faculty Championship; ZBT In Tennis Finals Paced by Nat Talbot's seventh in- ning single which knocked in the winning run the Admirals edged out the Phys Eds yesterday, 8-7, to win the second place finals of the Inde- pendent softball league. Waldemar Griesbach hurled for the winners, limiting the Phys Eds to two hits. Bill Andaloro worked for the losers. In the only other softball game' yesterday, the Chemistry Depart- ment whipped the English Depart- ment, 11-10. The Chemists' victory ended the title race in the faculty league, with the Swimming Club lead- ing the pack. Last Game Of Season The last game of the Intramural softball season will take place today when Sigma Chi meets Phi Sigma Kappa in the third place finals. Zeta Beta Tau advanced into the fraternity tennis finals yesterday as they swept all matches to down Phi Delta Theta. The ZBT number one doubles combination of Art Schoen- berg and Bob Morrison with the for- mer's long game and Morrison's net game outstanding, beat the Phi Delts best duo, Dick Scherling and Sam Marshall, 75, 6-3. Weisman Wins Singles Bob Weisman took the singles, 6-1, 6-2, over Chuck Solar, and Jack Kes- sel and Herb Hochbaum whipped Bob Begle and Jack Swain in a close match, 6-1, 4-6, 6-0, to take the de- cision for the ZBT's. The winners will face Sigma Phi in the finals. Theta Xi took a 2-1 win over Psi Upsilon in the fraternity horseshoe semi-finals yesterday. The winners will meet Lambda Chi Alpha for the crown. SPORTS NOTICE The Sports Building will be closed today. Earl Riskey, Asst. Director Warren Breidenbach's Speed Makes Relay Team Successful By HOE SELTZER The Wolverines have a top-notch mile-relay team. That is an admitted fact. But why is it that this crew is something more than just four guys swiftly toting a hunk of wood for a distance of eight city block? What makes the difference is pre- cisely one fourth of the team-.-the anchor fourth. The difference is Warren Breidenbach. If, in a really close track meet, Warren were ever to actually start his final quarter-mile in the lead. he could hardly be censured if he fainted dead away from shock. For the script during the recently com- pleted outdoor track season has quite consistently called for him to spot his rivals anywhere from an eight to 12 yard handicap before pursuing them. This makes for an interesting race, to be sure, but it is awfully hard on Mr. Breidenbach. Leads In Two Races To drag out cold statistics: There Iwere six outdoor meets, in five of which a mile-relay event wasiheld. In two of these five races Breiden- bach commencedahis final leg with a lead, which fact naturally strikes them preemptorily from the records. The story lies in those other races. At the Drake Relays, when Phil Balyeat handedsWarren the baton, Church of Louisiana State was al- ready 12 yards on his way to victory. And it's old but still thrilling stuff now that Michigan's anchor man steamed down the home stretch to pass Church two yards from the tape, Two weeks ago on Ferry Field he spotted Ohl, Pitt's anchor man, eight Caps, Gowns & Hoods For FACULTY and GRADUATES Complete Rental and Sales Service Call and inspect the nation- ally advertised line of The C. E. Ward Company, New London, Ohio. All rental items thoroughly sterilized before each time used, complete satisfaction guaranteed. Get our Rental. . Rates and Selling Prices. VAN BOVEN, Inc. Phone 8911 Nickels Arcade yards, took one look, said to him- self, "I can take this guy." and then went on to do it-by three inches. 12 Yard Deficit However, last Saturday at the Conference Meet in Evanston, Ill., somebody must have tampered with the scenario. Everything went strict- ly according to schedule up to and including that scene in which War- ren starts out with somebody's track spikes kicking up cinders about 12 yards in the van. The action continued as usual, with him bearing down and hauling himself to within two yards of the lead. But at that point the usual happy ending had to be rewritten, because for the first time 440 yards was too short a distance in which to overtake the front man. Breiden- bach finished second, two yards be- hind Franck of Minnesota. , Nonetheless, coming through two out of three times when the chips were stacked high against, him is a highly satisfactory percentage. TRAVEL SERVICE BUS - PLAN E - BOAT Selected Tours MICHIGAN UNION TRAVEL BUREAU Hours : 10-5 daily Ph. 2-4431 1. victories against 12 defeats. But a triumph over the Spartans will pro- vide Coach Ray Fisher's charges with no end of consolation for their medi- ocre esason. Michigan State, too, has been point- ing for today's encounter. The Spar- tans sharpened their batting eyes earlier in the week by swamping Hillsdale, 17-4. State has also re- corded a 7-1 victory over Michigan1 Normal, a team that has defeated Michigan twice this year. George Monroe, who turned back the Wolverines earlier in the season,j is slated to face the Varsity again to- day. THE LINEUPS Michigan Michigan State Pink, cf Morrison, 2b Sofiak, ss Duncan, ss Holman, rf Wil Davis, If Steppon, 2b Wy Davis, rf Trosko, lf Kamerath, lb Chamberlain, 3b Klewicki, 3b Ruehle, lb Starck, cf Harms, c Cook, c Barry, p Monroe, p In The Majors NATIONAL LEAGUE Cincinnati ......003 100 000-4 8 0 Pittsburgh......000 000 000-0 4 01 Walters and Lombardi; Bowman and Davis. Philadelphia .... 000 000 010 1 5 2 Boston.........000 000 30x-3 6 1 DURING YOUR VACATION Earn during vacation $5.00 and up daily selling article appealing to housewife. One at least and perhaps more for every home. Write for information to Slip- Lok, Inc., 53'/z West Huron Street, Pontiac, Michigan. -11 St. Louis......000 404 000-8 10 Chicago ...... .001 000 010-2 10 01 0 AMERICAN LEAGUE Detroit........000 101 101-4 8 3 Cleveland .... 330 010 00x-7 14 0 Seats, Gorsica, McKain and Sulli- van; Feller and Hemsley. Chicago .......000 010 030-4 9 0 St. Louis .......000 011 100-3 7 1 Boston ........302 100 200-8 9 1 Philadelphia .. 00 120 000-3 12 3 r Northwestern University: Bill De- Correvont will lead his classmates to Harvard on the Huron for what this column predicts will be one of the toughest games of the season. As Mil- ton Berle used to say no brush, no lather, no rub-in, no shave, no face, no nuthin'. That's the way the game ended two year ago. Let's hope we come out on the right side of the led- ger this time. Ohio State University: Fran- cis-shut - the - gates - of - mercy- Schmidt and the Buckeye boys will be hosts to the Wolverine team Nov. 23, for the last game of the year. OSU lost only four out of their 44 best men, so the Buck- yees should be plenty tough. This limb is too far for even an ad- venturous soul like myself to go out on, so I guess I'll leave you up the tree on this score. University of Michigan: Terrific. Chest expansion? Ought to be quite considerable. That's all for now, but kindly' ad- dress all stink bombs and other per- sonal mail in re this column to the city morgue. I'm predicting my own early demise. Yours truly, Esther Osser Cheerleaders Appointed Cheerleading appointments for next year were announced yesterday by Art Treut, head cheerleader. Juniors selected are: Dick Strain, Walter Flores, Robert Keetch, and Curt Hendricks. Sophomores in- clude John Williams, Dick St. John, Bill Deaver, Clarence Anderson and Dan Smith. YANKS WIN, 2-1 NEW YORK, May 29.-(IP)-Atley Donald, the Yankees' rookie pitching sensation of 1939, made a belated bow as a starter today and held the Washington Senators to four hits for a 2 to 1 victory, the fifth straight for the world champions. i WILD'S SCHOOL END SALE A, SMART WEAR For Every Sporting Occasion .. . VARSITY TOWN'S COAT AND TROUSERS, SUITS I $9.75 ENSEMBLES 3.95 to 7.95 The coat may be used as a Sport Coat to be used with other slacks. "Skipper" SPORT SH I RTS 1.00 . ...50.. .2.00 COTTON SLACKS All Sport Coats Reduced .75and up SWIM TRUNKS 1.00 to 3.00 PALM BEACH SUITS175 Plenty at NEW STYLES FIRST AT WILD'S STRAWS1 HATS 1.50 to 5.00 Stadel &Walker DOW NTOWN W ed 0 FIRST NATIONAL BLDG. STATE STREET .. . ... ON THE CAMPUS SUITS CLOTHING SA LE TOPCOATS $25. - $50. $30. - $60. suiTS a~A TOPCOATS M it